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568 lines
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My first lay......
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I was probably like any other fifteen year old when I
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was growing up, seemingly aways having to fight off a
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hard-on. Maybe it was hormones, maybe it was because
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I was still a virgin, but my almost daily jack-off sessions
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didn't seem to help much. I still wanted to experience
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the feeling of my dick actually plunging into some
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beautiful young girl's tight, wet cunt. Hell, she didn't
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even have to be all that beautiful!
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This feeling was driving me crazy. I HAD to have me a
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piece of ass soon, or I was simply gonna explode! I just
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couldn't keep out the thoughts of some young girl's
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pointed, jiggling tits slipping between my lips while my
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dick plowed between her moist slit.
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My imagination, summer bikinis, and dad's PENTHOUSEs
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helped me to fill out my favorite fantasies of what the
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girls in my classes looked like naked. Those vivid images
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of beautiful, naked young girls coming into my room
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looking at my dick with lust, or my plopping them down
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on a desk right there in school and fucking our brains out
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seemed to dominate my every waking moment. Hell,
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even my nights were filled with wet dreams of these
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nubile young girls offering their naked bodies to me on
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sight!
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The truth was I had never even seen a live naked girl
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since I was about seven-years-old playing doctor with a
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neigbor girl. Even then I didn't know what it was all
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about, just that my little dick got hard when I touched
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her bare pussy and that it felt REAL GOOD when she
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touched my hard dick. 'If only I new then what I know
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now,' I thought. Furthermore, I was much too shy to
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even approach a girl my age to ask for a date, much less
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to ask for a piece of ass or a blowjob.
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I was sitting under a tree fretting about all of this one
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summer day, when I was startled by the voice of a young
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neighbor girl who had walked up behind me.
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"What are you doing out here all by yourself?"
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Pauline was a typical eleven-year-old, her body just
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beginning to show the first signs of maturing into an
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hourglass shape, but she still was flat-chested. Her
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personality had definitely not matured, and I even
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cosidered her to be quite a brat.
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"Nothing much, just moping around," I told her.
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"What's wrong?" she asked in a soft tone, touching my
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knee as she sat down beside me on the ground, her small
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skirt riding up her smooth legs.
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I had never looked at her in a sexual way before, but the
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combination of my frustration and her uncharacteristic
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soft-spoken manner caused me to take a second look at
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her. She was actually a very pretty young girl, with long
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dark brown hair that flowed down onto her flat, preteen
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chest. Her innocent dark brown eyes looked deeply into
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mine as she pondered my troubles, and I began to get an
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idea on how I might exploit this budding motherly
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instinct of hers.
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"Well......, it's just that a lot of the other guys my age have
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dated girls already," I began, "some of them have even
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had sex."
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I paused to check her reaction. She was still sitting there
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looking at me intently, her knees pulled up near her
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chest and her arms draped around them casually leaving
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her skirt to gape open under her legs. I was sure that
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anyone passing by would be able to see her panties, but
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she didn't seem to be aware of her immodest pose.
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"I'm just too shy to ask anyone out, though. I guess I'll
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never have the guts to either."
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She sat there silently, bending her head down and resting
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her chin on her knees. She seemed to be in thought as
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she began to stare blankly at the ground in front of her,
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possibly wondering about her own lack of boyfriends and
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whether she too would ever have the experience of
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having sex one day.
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"Have you ever wondered what it's like to have sex?" I
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asked her, hoping to guide the situation into a possible
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encounter.
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She looked at me momentarily to see if I was sincere, or
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just trying to poke fun at her before answering.
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"Well...., yeah...., sometimes...., but nobody really likes me
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much around here. All of the boys in my class just want
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to play by themselves. I'll probably never have a
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boyfriend or anything," she said solemnly.
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"Have you ever thought about doing it with anybody
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around here?" I asked, pressing further.
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"EEEWWW, NO!" she said, raising her voice defensively.
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"Don't get mad, Pauline! I was just wondering." I said,
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trying to salvage the situation. "I wouldn't tell anybody
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if you had thought about it."
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After that exchange, we both sat silently for a few
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moments. She resumed her position of resting her head
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on her knees, and her skirt still left her entire bottom
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open below her legs. Hoping to get a better view of this
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sight, I stretched and yawned, feigning fatique. I then
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bent forward and crawled along the ground until I was
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stretched out on my side facing Pauline, my feet resting
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against the large tree. She looked at me momentarily
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before reaverting her gaze to the ground directly in front
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of her, resuming her thoughts. I waited until she looked
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away before looking under her legs, but when I did, I
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was greeted by the sight of her beautiful tanned legs
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disappearing into the rumpled bottom of her skirt.
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Between them was a bright white strip of cotton cloth,
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covering what I knew had to be her young twat. The
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tightness of the cloth stretched across her little pussy,
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clearly identifying just where it was by the indentation of
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the fabric along the slit. My dick immediately began to
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respond, and I quickly stuck my hand in my pocket to
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adjust it before it was too late, leaving it there to help
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hide the effect it was going to have on my pants.
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"I've thought a lot about having sex," I said, looking back
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up to her eyes just as she turned her gaze back to me.
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"Really? Who with?" she asked curiously.
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Now she had me on the spot. If I told her all of the girls
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my fantasies revolved around, it would be just like this
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little brat to go and tell them. As I studied her face
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though, I noticed a look that I had never seen before. It
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was as if she was trying to form a mental image of two
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people having sex, me being one of them and the other
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still left blank.
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"Well...., I don't know. You might think it's gross if I tell
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you. What's more, you'll probably go right off and tell
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them if I told you who it was," I said.
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"I won't think it's gross, and I promise I won't tell....,
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please....." she pleaded.
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Now I was beginning to feel I was getting somewhere. I
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really had her curiosity up, and I even thought that she
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might even be enjoying this line of conversation.
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"Well...., OK," I began. "But you gotta promise you aren't
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gonna tell. And it's not like I would really do it with
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them or anything. I've just thought about it, OK?"
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"OK, sure!" she replied, just a tinge of excitement in her
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voice.
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"Um..., well..., you know Jodi McAllister? I've thought
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about doing it with her." I said.
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"Oh," she replied, sounding slightly disappointed.
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"Yeah, she's got a nice body. Blonde hair....., blue eyes....,
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and pretty nice tits too! And she's got a REAL nice ass on
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her!" I said, hoping to get Pauline's gears going.
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Pauline raised up, resting her chin on her hands, her
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elbows on her knees. She shifted her geet out from her
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body, keeping her thighs together. Her little feet were
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pointed inward slightly, giving her a very little girlish
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look. Her gaze seemed to be far off now as she thought
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about what I had said.
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My eyes returned to that magic spot between her legs
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momentarily, as I pondered how to word my next
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sentence.
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"Who else have you thought about?" she asked in a
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faraway tone.
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"Well...., if you promise you won't think it's gross.....," I
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said, pausing for a response.
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"No..., no, I don't think it's gross!" she said, looking back at
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me with pleading eyes.
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"Well...., I'm kinda embarrased to tell you who else I was
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thinking about," I said teasingly.
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"Aw, c'mon....., I promise I won't tell!" she begged.
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"Well...., you really won't have to...., 'cause...., I kinda have
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been thinkin' about doin' it with you," I said softly, not
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really lying about it now.
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A look of complete surprise came over her face as her
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head raised from its resting place slightly and her hands
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came apart. Her mouth gaped open as she took in what I
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had just said and I noticed a distinct deep red blush
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spread across her face.
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"Larry...!" she exclaimed, not really knowing what to say
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next.
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"Y-y-you've really..... thought about...., y'know..., having
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sex..... with me?!" she asked in disbelief.
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"Well....yeah," I said, more confidently. "You're a pretty
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girl, and even though you don't really have any tits yet,
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you still have a nice body."
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She blushed again, instinctively reaching down and
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wrapping her skirt around her legs, drawing them
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together and hunching over to rest her chin on her knees
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once more. It was obvious that she had been flattered
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about my remarks, but at the same time she was totally
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caught off guard with the thought of someone wanting to
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have sex with her. I could see her playing out the scene
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in her mind as she sat there, rocking back and forth
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slightly.
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A long, pregnant pause elapsed before anyone said
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anything again. It was me who initiated the next
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question.
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"Well..., what do you think?" I asked her. "Do you think
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you would want to have sex with somebody like me?"
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"NO!" she exclaimed. "I couldn't....., I mean....., I'm only
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eleven-years-old. I shouldn't be doing stuff like that.
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And besides, you're fifteen!"
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"So, I know some girls who did it when they were nine-
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years-old," I lied.
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"Oh yeah....., who?" she demanded.
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"Well...., I promised I wouldn't tell. And promises are
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promises," I said, trying to get myself out of that one.
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Pauline thought for a moment before saying, "Well...., I
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dunno....., I just don't think I better do anything like that."
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"OK, OK......, but if you COULD do it, do you think you
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would do it with somebody like me?" I asked, trying to
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keep on the topic.
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"Well...., I dunno," she said blushing. "I...., I guess so."
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I just smiled back at her, "Thanks, Pauline. I needed to
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hear that!"
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She looked back at me, and an embarrased smile flashed
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across her face as she had to look away. I wasn't through
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with her yet, however. I just HAD to get something out of
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all of this. My dick was pressing against my pants with
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one of the most raging hard-ons I had ever had. I had
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noticed Pauline looking down at my crotch a couple of
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times as we had talked about doing it, but I wasn't sure if
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she saw anything as my hand was still in my pocket,
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paritally hiding the tent-like effect my dick was having
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on my pants.
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I waited a few more moments before starting again, "You
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know...., I don't even know what a naked girl looks like."
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"What about your sister, haven't you seen her naked
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before?" she asked.
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"Well....yeah. But that was a long time ago, when she was
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just a little baby. Besides, it's not the same when you see
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your sister, especially when she's only one-year-old."
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I continued to look at Pauline. She was all balled up, and
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refused to look at me when we weren't talking. I had
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decided that I just had to at least see her bare little
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pussy, even if she wasn't gonna let me fuck her. At least
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I would have something to go whack off with for a while.
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"What about you...., would you let me see you naked?" I
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asked hesitantly. "I'll let you see me naked."
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"I..., I don't know. I better not," her voice showing her
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uncertainty.
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"Aw, c'mon Pauline," I begged. "I'll probably never get
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to see a naked girl until I get married...., if I ever DO get
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married."
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"I-I don't know, Larry." she said nervously.
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I could tell she was actually considering it, but she still
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would have rather I hadn't asked. Even so, the thought
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of seeing a naked boy probably for the first time
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intriqued her.
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"I'll make it worth your while," I went on. "I'll buy you
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an banana split when the ice cream man comes by."
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She paused for a moment, biting her upper lip as she
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contemplated my proposal. The agony of the moment
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was almost unbearable for me.
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Finally, she spoke, " Well....OK...."
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I almost leaped for joy inside, but I kept my cool on the
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outside. At least as much cool as I could considering my
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state of excitement.
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"But you've got to promise that you'll not touch me. And
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you've got to promise not to tell ANYBODY. And you still
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have to buy me the banana split." she rattled on.
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"OK, OK," I interupted, "I promise, I promise."
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"C'mon, let's go to my grandpa's barn where nobody will
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see us," I said, grabbing her by the hand and rushing her
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away before she had a chance to change her mind.
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Grandpa's barn was way off in a field by itself,
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surrounded by a few old oak trees on the sides and back.
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He used it mainly to store hay for his cows, and hardly
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ever came there during the summer. He also kept an old
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Studebaker out there, and that is where Pauline and I
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stopped to carry out our deal.
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"You go first," I told her.
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"Can't we both just go at the same time?" she asked.
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"Well...., yeah..., sure," I said almost reluctantly, not
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wanting to miss one second of her bare pussy being
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exposed.
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"Remember, you can't touch, and you've got to buy me
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that banana split," she said.
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"I know, Pauline. You don't have to keep reminding me,"
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I said, as I unzipped my pants and she pulled her panties
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down under her skirt.
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I quickly shucked my cut-offs down, exposing my
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underwear and the large bulge sticking out into it.
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Pauline had bent over to pull her panties down to about
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her ankles, then stood up, stepping out of them with her
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left foot and flipping them off with her right. As she
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stood, she became transfixed by the sight of my bulging
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underwear.
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Knowing that her pussy was naked under her skirt, and
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that I was about to see it seemed to make my dick even
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harder than ever. What's more, knowing that my naked
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cock was going to be so close to a naked pussy, and me
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not getting to at least stick it in was more than I could
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bear. I just had to have more than just a look. My mind
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raced over what I could say to coax her into letting me at
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least try to stick it in her as we both slowly began to
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expose our sex to each other.
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I bent over as I slowly lifted the waistband of my
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underwear over my pulsing cockhead, sliding them down
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my legs. My face was about a foot and a half from
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Pauline's crotch, as she slowly lifted her skirt. The hem
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slowly inched it's way up, and just as I saw the first signs
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of a tiny hairless slit she stopped.
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"Well, stand up so I can see it. We've got to do it
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together," she demanded.
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Reluctanly I stood up, my hard dick pointing up at her
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face at about a 45 degree angle. Pauline gasped as she
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looked at it bobbing slightly in front of her.
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"OK, Pauline, take your skirt off," I said impatiently.
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"I'm just going to lift it up so you can see it, I don't want
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to take it off," she replied.
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I was at the point where I didn't care, just so long as I
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could see her whole pussy. Quickly she jerked her skirt
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up over her waist to expose my first full view of a live
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girl's pussy. It was so beautiful, just a tiny little hairless
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slit laying there between her closed legs. I marveled at
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the smooth folds of skin, and the lack of anything else
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around them.
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"Spread your legs a little bit, Pauline. I can't really see
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anything yet," I asked, my voice almost choking in my
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throat.
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Pausing for a second, she then stepped outward with first
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one leg, then the other, leaving me a clear view of the
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little line running down her crotch and disappearing up
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under her. We stood lie that for a little bit, both of us in
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awe of each other before I spoke again.
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"Pauline.....," I began, "Just let me stick it in you one
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time...., PLEASE! Just one time, that's all."
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"I don't know....," she said cautiously, "besides, you said
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all I have to do is show you my thing, then you would
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buy me the banana split."
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"I know, I know....., but you look so pretty down there....,
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a-and guys who have done it before tell me that it feels
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REAL good when you do it. I promise I'll only stick it in
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and then pull it right back out...., OK?" I pleaded as I
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watched her let the hem of her skirt relax downward a
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little as she thought.
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"Well.....," she thought for a moment, looking at my cock,
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"I......, I guess it will be alright....., just one time though."
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"OK," I said, "I get to stick it in you all the way one time,
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then I'll pull it out."
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"Then you buy me the banana split," she added.
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"Then I buy you the banana split," I acknowledged.
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"C'mon over here to the car, we can do it in the backseat."
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She dropped her skirt back down and stood by the car
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door as I opened it. Then she jumped in and lay down on
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her back across the seat, pulling her skirt up. One leg
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draped off the edge of the seat, giving me my first good
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look at her whole, hairless little pussy slit. It started just
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a little ways up the front of her body and continued
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down all the way between her legs connecting with the
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crack of her ass, making one continuous line. The lips of
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her hairless twat were tight together, leaving no clue as
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to where her little hole might be.
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Slowly, I climbed in the car over her until my dick
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hovered right over the top of her slit. I wasn't quite sure
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just where it was supposed to go, so without further ado,
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I began poking at her slit with my dick. The first prod
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ran along the very top portion of her hairless slit, the
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head of my cock parting her lips slightly as it slid up and
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onto her lower belly. She giggled a little bit at this new
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stimulation, as the shaft of my dick slid against her
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preteen clit. I raised up and tried again, producing the
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same effect. I propped myself up with my left arm as I
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backed up a little and eased my dick head down her slit
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with my right hand. 'Where is her little cunt hole,' I
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thought as my cock head explored the length of her slit.
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Suddenly, my dick felt something slightly more moist and
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hotter than before. 'That must be it," I thought, as I held
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my dick in place and pushed slightly. Her hole was tight,
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and my dick glanced off and ran down between her ass
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cheeks.
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Again, I backed up and placed the head of my dick at the
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entrance to her tight, hairless hole and pushed. This time
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I felt the head go in slightly. As hard as my dick was, it
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began to bend so I backed off of the pressure a little, but
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keeping my dick in the same place. Once more I pushed
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in, and again I felt my dick slip in a little more. This time
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when I stopped, I felt the walls of her pussy begin to slip
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down around my cock, readjusting themselves to where
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they had formerly been. Again I pushed, and I noticed
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that her pussy lips seemed to go with my dick inside her.
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When I stopped again, I could see her slit slowly
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reappear as the walls of her pussy slowly slid back down
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my dick.
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Again I pushed, and suddenly Pauline gasped. I wasn't
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sure what happened, all I was sure about was that the
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feeling was incredible. It was like pushing my dick
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through layer after layer, fold after fold of hot, moist
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skin. Her tiny hairless hole was so tight that I could only
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go in a fraction of an inch at a time. Each time I pushed,
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her whole twat would go with me, and each time I
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stopped her hole would slowly ease it's way further down
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my dick, giving me the feeling of passing yet another fold
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of her inner skin.
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I could tell that Pauline was experiencing some
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discomfort, but she was not protesting. This was a
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business deal. Both of us had a bargain to keep, and she
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was certainly going to keep hers. After all, it wasn't very
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often that a kid around here got a banana split.
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I kept up my assault on her tight, hairless, virgin cunt. I
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had almost gotten my entire dick in her on the last push
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when I felt the bottom of her pussy come into contact
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with the head of my dick. The last push had only allowed
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her pussy to slip down my dick part of the distance of my
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thrust, and her tiny slit was just barely visible between
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her legs, my dick resting snugly between them.
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Well, I was all of the way in now. We looked at each
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other, both of us breathing heavily as I stayed inside her
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for a moment, relishing the feeling of my cock buried
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deep inside this eleven-year-old's tight, hairless pussy.
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"Pauline....," I managed to speak between gasps, "how
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about if I move my dick back and forth inside your pussy
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some? I'll still buy you a banana split!"
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She lay there with my dick inside her for a moment,
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panting heavily as she thought before asking hoarsely,
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"How many times do you want to do it?"
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I looked at her for a moment. I hadn't thought about
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that. How many times does it take before I can cum?
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"I dunno...," I gasped, "maybe about...., a hundred?"
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I hurried to quell the look of apprehension on her face by
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explaining, "A hundred times is not a lot. Hell...., I can
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count to a hundred in less than a minute!"
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She looked at me for a moment, then nodded in
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agreement as I began to slowly withdraw my dick until it
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was about halfway inside her. As I withdrew, the inner
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walls of her pussy seemed to hold onto my dick, creating
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an effect similar to the one when I entered her.
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Gradually I began pumping back and forth. The grip of
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her pussy, combined with the wetness and moisture was
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causing that familiar feeling deep within my loins. Her
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gasps became little "Ahh's" that came in time with each
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quickening thrust of my dick inside her.
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I don't think I needed to bargain for "about a hundred
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times", as the combination of the feeling of her tight
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hairless cunt wrapped around my dick, the feeling of her
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tiny body under mine, and the fact that she was looking
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me right in the eyes as I fucked her brought me over the
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edge with the most ball busting orgasm I had ever had.
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The force of my orgasm forced me to thrust completely
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inside of her, burying my dick to the hilt. I could feel the
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hard little nub of her cervix pressing against my cock
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head as I erupted spurt after spurt deep inside her
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preteen pussy. The amount of my jism was so much, and
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the room inside her was so little, that after I filled her
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preteen womb completely with my spunk, I began to feel
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it spurt out between my dick and the walls of her twat,
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running down onto my balls and between the crack of
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her ass.
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I had expended so much energy on my orgasm that I
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collapsed on top of her, my dick still buried deeply inside
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her. I rolled over slightly and eased my dick back out of
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her tiny twat, and as my cock head emerged from
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between her hairless pussy lips, one last spurt of pent up
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jism held inside my dick from the tightness of her pussy
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splashed across the bare lips of her slit, covering them
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completely.
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Our deal was done. It was late however, and the ice
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cream man had already gone by for the day. It was also
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getting on to be about supper time, so Pauline slipped out
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of the car and put her panties back on under her skirt,
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leaving my cum dripping out of that sweet hairless hole
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and soaking those pretty white cotton panties.
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I saw Pauline around the neigborhood a lot after that. I
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heard from my freinds that she eventually fucked almost
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every other boy in the neigborhood, but we never again
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got together like that, nor did we ever speak of it again.
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Come to think of it, I never did buy her that banana split!
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