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Copyright © 1997, Rich Humus, ALL Rights Reserved
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This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit without
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the written permission of the author. This story may be freely
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distributed with this notice attached. The author may be contacted
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through mrdouble@airmail.net.
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The Life and Times of a Cum-Queen
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by Rich Humus
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(An acquaintance of mine suggested that some of the Adult Bulletin
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boards he contacts with his home computer might be interested in my
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story. I wrote it down for him, and here it is.)
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Hello. My name is Linda, and I'm 24 years old. I am about 5 foot 7
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inches tall, and weigh somewhere around 125 pounds, depending on when
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you catch me. My measurements are 36C, 24, 35. I have dark black hair,
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and I guess you could say I'm pretty good looking, as I've never had
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any trouble attracting men. My eyes are green, and my best feature is
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probably my tits, although many guys also like my legs, which I keep
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trim and lean with a lot of bicycling and jogging. I have a master's
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degree, income of over $75,000 a year, own my own home and closets
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full of expensive and luxurious clothes, all of which I bought myself,
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thank you. I work for a large company in a major metropolitan area,
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and am pretty outgoing and friendly.
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Now, with that out of the way, I thought I'd let you know why I
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decided to put down some of my sexual experiences on paper. I've been
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sexually active since I was 15, from the first tentative petting and
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groping around with guys in high school, through various torrid
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affairs in college, and up to several fairly good and satisfying
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relationships since I graduated. I am not seeing any one particular
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man right now, but that's more or less the way I want it.
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You might say that I have a particular fetish. I love semen.
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Sperm. Jizz. Cum. Jizzum. Whatever you care to call it, I love it. I
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love the feeling of cum on my body, almost anywhere I can feel it. I
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love the warm, wet, sticky feeling it leaves me with. I love the
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smell, the starchy, kind of acrid odor it has (although that varies
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from guy to guy). I love the feeling of it. I just love the thought of
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semen, and the fact that it's my attractiveness that makes a guy come.
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I love watching guys jerk off for me, and the more the merrier! Most
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of my early sexual experiences were jerking a guy off, or better yet,
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watching him do it himself, and the sight of that cock pulsing and
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then the little eye opening up and the semen spurting out just turns
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me on no end. And I think I'm different from most women in that
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regard. Most of my girlfriends seem to get all goofy at the thought of
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a guy's cum. They think it's messy or icky or something, and usually,
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in some manner, remove it from their bodies as soon as they can,
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either by rushing to the bathroom and holding their pussy lips open
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and dripping it all into the toilet, or wiping it off with a sheet or
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towel or something. NOT ME! I love the feeling of cum.
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I can feel it when a guy comes in my pussy. I feel every shot, if
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it's strong enough. But I must admit, I'd rather see it than feel it.
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So I don't complain if the guy wants to pull out and come on my pubes
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or belly or wherever. When he does, I love to rub it around with my
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finger and feel it spreading over my skin. I shave my pussy lips and
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most of the hair around there, and just leave a little patch up top of
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my mound. I guess over the years I've rubbed gallons of semen into my
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skin, and I hope to be doing it for many years to come (no pun
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intended!).
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Several guys I've dated liked to watch porno movies with me, and
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if you've ever seen one, you know that the highlight of them
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invariably is when the man pulls out of whatever hole he happens to be
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in and jerks off on the girl or girls with him. I'm not sure why the
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'cum-shot' is so necessary, but I guess it has to do with enhancing
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the visual aspect of the fucking. Somehow, having the camera come in
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for a close-up on some gal's pussy and watching the cum drip out of it
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just doesn't seem to do the trick. I've read some comments on porno
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movies that talk about how dumb the cum shot is , and how it's not
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realistic, but hell, the entire concept of an adult movie is fantasy,
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not reality, right?
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My favorite kind of cum-shot scene is when the guy sperms on a
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girl's face. I've kind of made a hobby of analyzing the various girl's
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reactions to the shots, and its really kind of interesting. Some girls
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turn their heads or lean back, as if they're afraid to get any of it
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on them. Others seem to really look forward to it, and you can tell
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they enjoy getting creamed. I say, if they're in that business, then
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you'd think they get off on all that cum and it's surprising how some
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of them can fuck and suck with total abandon, and yet when the guy
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cums towards their face, they duck out of the way. There's one male
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actor in particular who I've seen in a bunch of movies, I think his
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name is Peter North, who comes like no one I've ever seen before. I've
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seen him splatter some girls who are lucky they didn't drown in the
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stuff. The trouble with most guys I've seen is that they can't control
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where they shoot once they start - they spray the cum all over the
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place, and you're lucky if half of it lands on the target!
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Anyway, like I said, I like watching 'face-cums', which I guess is
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odd for a woman. I understand they're popular with many guys. The only
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thing I like better than watching face-cums is DOING THEM! I think I'd
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rather have cum on my face than anywhere else on or in my body. For
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one thing, it turns the guy's on tremendously, and me too. The first
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time I ever got sperm on my face was almost by accident. We were
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fucking along, and somehow just as the guy started to cum, we got
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disconnected. His cock popped out of my pussy and he grabbed it and
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jerked on it and his first big shot came out and hit me right on the
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mouth! I jumped in surprise and could just lay there as he pumped the
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rest of his cum out on my belly and tits. But I licked my lips and
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loved the smooth, hot feel of his cum on me there. Sure, I'd given
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blow jobs for a long time, and was never squeamish about swallowing
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the cum if the guy wanted me to do that, but usually the cock was way
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back in my mouth when it came, and I never tasted it or anything.
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Well, that kind of got me into it. Now, I much prefer my men to
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pull out and come up and explode all over my face if they can. I enjoy
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regular fucking and usually climax easily. But nothing tops a good
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round of lovemaking like having your partner show his appreciation by
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pumping a wad or two or three of hot, salty cum on your face. When
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that happens, I can feel my pussy walls contract and sometimes, but
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not always, I even have another orgasm. I rub the semen into my skin
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and lick it from my fingers if there's enough. I love to lay there for
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a few moments afterwards and feel it drying and cooling on my skin.
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I've had cum in my mouth, on my lips, cheeks, chin, nose,
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forehead, neck, throat, eyes (it stings sometimes!), hair, boobs,
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belly, pubes, ass, back, legs, and feet. Except for places like
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between my shoulder blades on my back and maybe the soles of my feet,
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I think I've at some point or another had sperm on almost every part
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of my body. I even had one guy cum in my ear - now that was bizarre!
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I've had cum in my pussy, but never in my ass. My ass just isn't very
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sensitive to sexual play, I guess. I've had guys finger me there, but
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I didn't find it pleasurable, so I've never let anyone fuck me in the
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ass. Sometimes at work if I'm daydreaming or thinking about sex, I
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like to imagine scenes of guys I see around me ejaculating on my face.
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I don't usually date guys where I work, because I have a feeling that
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my little fetish might get me in trouble around here - the management
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is very conservative, and if they knew they had a mid-level employee
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who went around encouraging men to plant seeds on her face, they might
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not take it too kindly. Too bad for them!
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Men are strange sometimes. They seem to love it when you let them
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come on your face, but they can't stand the idea of some other man
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doing to you. I told one guy I was dating, only half-joking, that I'd
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like for him to get about half a dozen guys to come home and fuck me
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some night, and I'd want each of them to cum on my face. He just about
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went crazy - he said that that was stupid and there's no way he'd ever
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let me do that. This from a guy who not 2 minutes earlier had pumped a
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massive load of jizz all over my cheek. I said that he had a lot of
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nerve telling me that he wouldn't let ME do it, after all it was my
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face I wanted wet, not his. But he just couldn't handle it, so we kind
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of broke up soon after that. I secretly hope his current girlfriend,
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if he has one, doesn't let him cum anywhere but up her pussy, and then
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she washes it out right away. It'd serve him right.
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But, to get back to my main reason for writing this little tale, I
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thought it might be a kick to think about some of the better
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splashings I've had, tell you about them, and offer some advice to you
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ladies out there who may read this to help you adapt to a VERY SEXY
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new wrinkle in your relationships. I know that some of you may be a
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bit hesitant about this, (as I was) but I guarantee that once you get
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into it, it becomes a very arousing event. And your men will love it!
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I just stopped for a few minutes and tried to think back and
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calculate the number of times I've gotten creamed in the last year.
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This counts multiple times by the same partner, too. It was over 70. I
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keep a diary of my appointments and dates, so as I went back over my
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evenings and days with some of my men friends, I found myself
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remembering the events fairly well, although a lot of it has tended to
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blend together. I'll try to highlight the most memorable ones for you
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all here, and I hope I can remember the best parts.
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Last June I was seeing a man named Tony, a professional designer.
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He was kinda sexy and handsome, but not an Adonis by any stretch of
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the imagination. But he had a wonderful sense of humor and was very
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honest and open with me, and I liked that. We knew almost from the
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start that we probably wouldn't get really serious romantically, but
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we had a good time together, and that's what we both wanted. One
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evening after a show and a nice dinner, we went back to his place and
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had sex for about three hours. I sucked him, he sucked me, we fucked
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and just in general wore ourselves out. He ate my pussy for about 45
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minutes, and I must have come about 10 times. Finally I got too
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sensitive and I had to make him stop. I rolled him over and got my
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mouth around his cock. His cock was not too long, about 6 or 7 inches,
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I guess, but it had a nice shape and was always clean and fresh.
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(That's another thing that I forgot to tell you about, guys, if you
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want a woman to stick her face all over your cock, make sure it's
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clean and doesn't smell like you haven't washed for a week!). His
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balls were nice, rolling around in his scrotum under my fingers. I
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sucked his shaft in all the way and pumped my mouth up and down for a
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while. He put his hands in my hair and guided me up and down, so I
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knew how fast or slow he wanted to go. Then I stopped for a second to
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catch my breath, and I asked him if he wanted to cum this way.
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Evidently it's very sexy for a man to hear a woman say "Do you want to
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cum in my mouth?" because he just groaned and said "Oh god yes" or
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something like that.
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So I flipped over on my back and pulled him up straddling my boobs
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and put a pillow behind my head. I reached around him and grabbed his
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ass-cheeks and pulled him back into my mouth. I had the tip of his
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cock in just past my lips, and could tighten my lips just past the
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edge of his glans. Then I started jerking the rest of his cock,
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pumping it into my mouth. I was looking up at him, and he was looking
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down at me, and I could tell that I had him completely in my power. I
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could have stopped and told him to jump out the window and he would
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have. I could feel his shaft pulsing and getting ready to cum, and his
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ass tightened up and then I felt the first spurt of cum back in my
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mouth. I quickly pulled his cock out and held it up to my face, still
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jerking. He shot out 6 or 7 spurts of cum, and it went up my face,
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over my eyes and into my forehead and everywhere. I could feel it on
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my lips and chin and across the bridge of my nose, too.
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I came again, a small one, but nice nonetheless, when he did.
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Finally he stopped shooting and I just rubbed the head of his cock
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around on my face, spreading the warm sperm around and smoothing it
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into my skin. I swallowed the bit I had in my mouth, and then opened
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my mouth and showed him that it was all gone. He leaned down and
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kissed me, and stuck his tongue in where his cock had just been. That
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was nice. I spent the rest of the night with him, and ended up the
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next day with his cum in my pussy, on my stomach, on my boobs, and
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once more in my mouth.
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Another time I was out of town at a seminar, and there was nobody
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else from my company attending, so I figured I be able to really let
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my hair down and go wild without any problems. The first day there, I
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sat with these two guys who worked somewhere in the mid-west, and we
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got to talking. They seemed attractive enough, and certainly paid me a
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lot of attention, which I liked. We went to lunch, and then dinner
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together, and when one of them suggested (almost timidly!) that we
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three all go back up to his room for a nightcap, I said, sure why not.
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But I told them I wanted to stop at my room first to change and get
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comfortable. I could see their faces kind of droop, because I was
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wearing a pretty short skirt and heels and a light lace blouse, and
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they probably thought I was going to change into sweatpants and a
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tee-shirt or something. Normally I would have, if I was going to be
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alone. But I was feeling kinda kinky, and wanted to give these nice
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guys a treat they'd never forget. I always travel prepared, so I
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changed into the shortest skirt I had with me, a leather model about
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six inches long that's almost indecent, a red garter belt, white
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stockings, and took off my bra but kept the blouse. You could pretty
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much see my boobs right through it, but what the hell.
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When I knocked on the door to the room and he opened it, I thought
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he was going to have a heart attack as soon as he saw me. I guess he
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could pretty well tell that I had sex on my mind, or I wouldn't have
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dressed like that. I didn't mind, as I did indeed have sex on my mind.
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I sat on the bed and stretched out my legs while the guys (I think
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their names were Barry and Ed) sat on two chairs. We chit-chatted for
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a while about this and that, and as we talked, I made sure my skirt
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rode up just enough to show the tops of my stockings, which wasn't
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much! Ed's eyes popped out and he said "Wow! You're wearing
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stockings!" or something, and I blushed and said, yes, do you like
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them? Well, one thing let to another and in about 5 minutes both guys
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were lying next to me on the bed, sucking my boobs. I'd been in a few
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three-ways before, but not recently. I love the feeling of four hands
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on my body, or two sets of lips kissing me everywhere. I just laid
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back and enjoyed the feeling, as their hands roamed all over my body.
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I think they were both a little tentative about going further south on
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me, although Barry was rubbing my thighs up near my stocking-tops. I
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spread my legs a little farther apart to encourage him to go higher,
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and finally just unzipped the skirt and had him pull it off me
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completely. My blouse had come off earlier, so now I'm lying there on
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the bed in my garter-belt and stockings. I made the guys get undressed
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for me, and they both had fairly nice bodies, although Barry was a
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little too chubby for me. Then for the next half hour or so, they
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took turns fucking me, although I told them not to cum in me, but to
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save it, and when I said it with a gleam in my eye, I think they might
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have guessed what I wanted. So they took turns, and as one got close
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to the edge, he'd pull out and relax a bit by sucking on my boobs or
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kissing me, and the other one climbed on. It was very good for me, as
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I had nice hard cock in me for about 20 minutes straight, and I
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climaxed several times. I could see that Ed's cock was just about
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ready to burst, and Barry's was probably getting close too. I told
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them I wanted them to cum on me, in my sluttiest voice and manner.
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They just went nuts, and I maneuvered them so that they were kneeling
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on either side of my head, and I just went from cock to cock, turning
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my head and sucking the tip of one, then the other, and watching them
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pump themselves. I think they had never been this close to each
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other's cocks, as Barry got a bit soft at the beginning (guys are so
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weird like that, get one with a hard cock near another cock and pffft!
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sometimes), but my mouth can get any cock hard, so in a couple of
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minutes I had them both just about bubbling over.
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"I want you guys to splatter me", I said in a hoarse voice.
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"Where? Can we cum in your mouth?" one of them said.
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"Yes, yes, I want it there, all over my face, too" I egged them
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on, knowing that it would probably put them over the edge. Sure
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enough, Ed groaned and I felt his cock jerk and a spit of semen flew
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out and hit me on the side of the nose. I turned to him and opened my
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mouth and he shot again, this time right onto my mouth and lips. I
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heard Barry say "Now, NOW!" so I turned my head and was immediately
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drenched with Barry's semen. He was jerking his cock all over the
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place and the sperm was flying out in drips and drops rather than in
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streams. I felt it splatter around on my face, and then I felt Ed's
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cum hit me on the left side of my cheek and face. I loved it! Cum was
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raining down on me, and the guys were grunting and groaning like mad.
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Ed put his hand on my head and turned my face towards him, and pushed
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his cock at me and shot another couple of streams of cum at my mouth.
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While he was doing that, I could feel Barry's cum dripping all over
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the back of my neck and my right cheek and jaw.
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By the time it all ended, I had sperm all over my face, in my hair
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and all over the place. I had drops of it on my boobs and neck, too.
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The guys just fell back, totally blown away (no pun intended). I guess
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they'd never seen anything like that before. I rubbed the warm sperm
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into my skin, noticing the different consistencies - Barry's was
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thinner and more watery, while Ed's was thick and much whiter, and had
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a slightly less tangy taste to it. While I rubbed their sperm in,
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Barry masturbated me for a few seconds and rubbed my clit very nicely,
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I guess hoping to get me to climax again. I did, just for him!
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The next day we sat together again, and that night back in my room
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I gave them both really long, wet slurpy blowjobs and had them cum in
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my mouth. I blew them both twice, with about 45 minutes in between
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when they sucked my pussy in turns and I came about ten times or so, I
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lost count it was so good. Now there were two guys who definitely
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didn't want to go home when that conference was over!
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Over the past few months I've fucked about 20 or 25 guys here and
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there, mostly on one-night stands. One time I was at a club, just
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relaxing and having a drink and watching the people there. A guy came
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over to me and asked me to dance, and we danced a while. He was pretty
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direct, and when we got back to my table after a slow dance, when I
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could feel his cock hardening in his pants, he asked if I'd spend the
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night with him. I thought for a second or so, and then said yes, I
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would. But only if he could find some more entertainment for me. He
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said "what do you mean?" and I said I was in the mood for some real
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fucking, and could he find some more men. He said "How many?" and I
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said, half joking, 'oh, 7 or 8 will do." His eyes widened and he said
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"You're not a pro, are you" and I laughed and said no, I just wanted a
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good old-fashioned gang bang. (I'd never been in one, but I was
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feeling slightly tipsy and just said it on a whim.) He gulped and
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said he'd make some calls, so he went and called a couple of friends
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of his who spread the word. An hour later I was at his apartment,
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doing a strip tease for 9 horny guys! Two were black, which was a
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first for me, too. They were laughing and drinking and having a good
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old time, and so was I, I'm afraid. I'd never been the object of
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attention for so many men at once, and I was half-scared, half-anxious
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to see what would happen. I've found that many men are good at
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talking up a good fuck, but when it comes right down to it, some of
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them lose faith when it's time to drop the drawers and have at it.
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I told them that they'd all get to fuck me, but on my terms, and
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if any of them misbehaved or got rough I'd stop the whole thing. I
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wasn't too afraid of being raped or anything against my will, but you
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can never tell. So one after the other, I fucked them or sucked them,
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or both at the same time a couple of times. Of course, I told them to
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not cum if they could help it, because I wanted to show them something
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special when they did. One or two couldn't hold it, and shot their cum
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in my pussy, and one guy spermed my mouth, but that was OK by me, I
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enjoyed it all. They made sure that I had several climaxes, and my
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pussy was wetter than I've ever known it (it could have been the two
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big loads of semen in it too!). Finally I told them that it was time
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for the grand finale. I really got into the act now. I told them I was
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a "cum freak", and wanted to see all their cum shoot out of their
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cocks. I told them I ate cum, and loved it on my boobs and face and
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all over. I said I'd drink it out of a glass if they could fill it up.
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I really laid it on thick. Of course, the cum dripping from my mouth
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from the guy who came there didn't hurt the image.
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So I stretched out on this guy's coffee table on a couple of
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towels and the nine guys gathered around me and started to jerk off.
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What a sight! Here I was, naked, cum drooling out of my pussy, with
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nine hard cocks of varying sizes and shapes and colors pointing at me,
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just waiting to explode. I fingered my pussy and clit while I watched
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them jerk off, all the time talking about watching their cum fly out
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and land on me. The first guy to cum pointed his cock at me and
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sprayed cum all over my stomach and boobs. The second guy got my face
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all wet. Then it started to really fly out, and I couldn't tell which
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was which. All I remember was that my face got totally covered, more
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than I've ever had on it, and I've had a lot of cum on my face. I got
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it in my mouth as well, of course. I had it in my hair, and all over
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my belly and pubes, but most of the guys aimed for my face, the
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darlings. I was frigging my clit and moaning and orgasming all the
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time.
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After the shower ended, the host came up with a glass and said
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"Ok, Linda, drink up!" and gave me the glass. I giggled and ran the
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glass around my body where I could, dripping the semen into it. I got
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most of it into the glass, except the cum in my hair and mouth. There
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was about an inch or so of it by the time I got done. I held it up to
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the light like a wine taster, spinning it around in my fingers. Then
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I sat up, held the glass above my mouth and tipped it over, spilling
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all the sperm right into my mouth. I let it all drip into my mouth,
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then I swallowed it all with gusto. The guys were chanting 'GO, GO,
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GO' as I did it, like it was some kind of test or something. But I
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think they'd all agree that I passed their test with flying colors!
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That was my most memorable sexual experience, and I'm thinking of
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trying to arrange something like that again.
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I thought you might also be interested in my thoughts as the local
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cum-queen. For you guys out there, here are some hints on how to get
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your lady to let you cum on her face or body. And for you ladies, here
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are some impressions from another woman that may dispel your fears or
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anxieties.
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First, guys, I think I speak for most of us when I say that we
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don't like to be FORCED to do anything - yes, it's ok once in a while
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to play-act a fantasy, but if we know you're really pushy about it, it
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can be a turn-off. Second, and perhaps most important, you can hardly
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expect a woman to be excited about spreading her lips for you if you
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won't go down and give her some attention as well. Any guy who won't
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perform cunnilingus doesn't deserve a blow job himself, right gals?
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And LEARN HOW to do it! Ask her, she'll tell you. I myself like nice
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long licks up and down my pussy lips, and nibbling on my clit. Other
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women might like something else. Thirdly, make sure you're clean as a
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whistle. Us girls don't appreciate a cock that tastes like day-old
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pee. Fourth, before you cum in our mouth, warn us - we may not want
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it there, or we may need to get ready to swallow so it doesn't choke
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us. There's nothing grosser than having some guy cum down your neck
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and having it go down the wrong pipe and coughing it all up all over
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the place, right? And don't be afraid to kiss your lady after she has
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swallowed your cum, it won't kill you and it'll usually make the woman
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feel that you really love her. What woman wants to be expected to
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swallow your cum if you won't even touch it yourself? Overall, be
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considerate, clean, and make the lady feel like you really appreciate
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what she's doing, not that you expect her to lay there and let you
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pump goo all over her just because you're the man and she's the woman.
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Ok, gals, for those of you (are there really any out there?) who
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haven't gotten into blow jobs or cum-shots yet, let me tell you what
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you're missing. First, guys love it. You let a man ejaculate in your
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mouth or on your body a few times, and he's like a puppy in your
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hands. Also, I think that any man who gets a good blow-job from wifey
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or girlfriend two or three times a week is far less likely to wander
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on you, if that's a concern. It's amazing how fast guys loose their
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sexual wanderlust after they've cum. I think it's really true that if
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a man's getting what he needs at home, he won't be too tempted to
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wander. So if you're concerned with your guy's wandering eyes (and who
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wouldn't be, in most situations?), keep him drained dry whenever you
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can. Really, it's amazing how easy we can manipulate them if we want
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to. Just make sure he takes care of you, too.
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Secondly, IT WON'T HURT YOU! Semen isn't like acid or anything.
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It's mostly water and fluid from the prostate gland, and about 1
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percent or so actual sperms. Obviously, the taste can vary from guy to
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guy. I've found that sperm from guys who drink a lot of liquor isn't
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usually too palatable, or if they have a very spicy diet. And it can
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taste kind of salty too. Mostly though, it's just water and traces of
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other elements, and isn't fattening or liable to give you pimples,
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cellulite, or varicose veins. And it certainly won't get you pregnant
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if you swallow it! If you are squeamish about it, I suggest you just
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get used to it by having your man come on your stomach or boobs a few
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times, and playing with it with your fingers. Get a little bit on one
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finger and taste it. Once you've gotten used to the consistency and
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flavor, it becomes easier and easier. But if you've never seen it
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anywhere other than oozing out of your vagina, you'll probably want to
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get used to it before it's all over your lips and face. Work up to it
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slowly. Spread some of the semen from your stomach or boobs onto your
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cheeks and feel the consistency of it and absorb it. Rub it over your
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lips like gloss or lipstick. If you do this right, your guy may get
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hard all over again watching you and you'll get another fuck out of
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him.
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Some of us know how neat it is to watch a guy come close up. It's
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really a marvel of engineering. The little hole opens up and this
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white stuff comes shooting out, and sometimes he can get it to fly
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several feet! The amount he has depends on how long its been since he
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last came, of course, but usually a one or two day load is about
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right. Next time you want to see something really fascinating, tell
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your man to jerk off, and you watch him real close up from the side.
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The head of his cock will leak a bit of pre-cum and his balls will
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sway back and forth, and then just before he ejaculates, they'll pull
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up close to his crotch and if you're lucky, you'll see the vein along
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the bottom of his cock pulse with the semen flowing through it. If
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you're really daring, tell him to do it about three inches in front of
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your face. I guarantee that he'll shoot off in no time. Just be sure
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to watch him shooting it in your eyes - it can sting if it's really
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salty.
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While we're on the subject, let's talk about that. Should you let
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a man come on your face? Some women say "NO, never!" Others may say
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"sometimes, but not often". Others say "Shit, yeah, whenever he
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wants". I'm in the last group. There's nothing really wrong with it,
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and it doesn't make you a slut or whore just because you and your guy
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enjoy this kind of sexual expression. Probably some of the most
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stuck-up or catty bitches you know would never let a man come anywhere
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near their face, and I wouldn't want to put myself in the same class
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as them. You know who I'm talking about. For example, can you picture
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that Helmsley bitch taking cum in her mouth? Or Ivana Trump? or Nancy
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Reagan, for Gods' sake!
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If you're really unsure about it, I suggest you get used to it in
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steps. First, if you've never had a man come in your mouth, do that
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first. Once you're used to the feel of the cock pulsing and shooting,
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it's not so scary. Keep the head out of the back of your mouth, up
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near your lips, and you'll feel the sperm shooting out more, and be
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able to taste it better.
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Then, when you're comfortable with that, take it out of your mouth
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when he comes and let it shoot right into your mouth. You have to
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control it somewhat here, or it'll invariably spray all over the
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place. That's a really neat feeling sometimes, feeling the sprays
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shoot right into the back of your mouth. Practice with a water gun or
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something first, maybe , and get the hang of it.
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Finally, one time that's really special for you both, let the old
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blaster go off while it's pointed right at your nose. The first jolt
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is the hardest to get used to, because you never really know when it's
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gonna hit, and even the best of us invariable flinch a bit. But once
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the first one hits you, the rest will be smaller and easier to get
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used to. Again, if the sperm is salty, you may have to close your eyes
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or get ready to wipe them off real fast, cause I have had some that
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really stung for a second or two - but for the most part that isn't
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really something to get upset over.
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When that first spray hits you, it'll probably make you jerk your
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head back, and you have to resist the natural urge to turn away. If
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you can, direct the cock onto your cheekbones and lips. If the
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intensity and spray is strong enough, see if you can even get some on
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your forehead. To some guys, nothing looks sexier than your hair
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plastered down to your forehead with his sperm. Of course, we have to
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wash it out after a while, but what the hell, we've all had gunkier
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stuff than that in our hair, right?
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After the guy (or guys!) has stopped cumming, you'll want to rub
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the semen around and into your skin. It feels really sexy and good,
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and is better than if you let it dry on your skin, when it can get all
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crackly and dry out. Close your eyes and just revel in the feel and
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aroma of it, and remember that it's a precious gift from your man. If
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he's any good at all, your guy will probably be very appreciative of
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your performance, and who knows, may be ready for another go-round!
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I can't really think of much else to say right now, maybe it's
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time it went out and got myself a guy to come home and help me do some
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more 'research'!
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