51 lines
2.5 KiB
Plaintext
51 lines
2.5 KiB
Plaintext
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APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS
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Approved___________ Tested For Aids?__________
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Denied_____________ Physician_________________
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Name____________________________
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Address_______________________________
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Age_____ Phone____________Social Security#______________________________
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Hair Color________ Real?_______ Eye Color__________ Real?___________
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Dentures?____________ Height_________ Weight_________ Waist Size_______
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Marital Status: Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_______ Other_____
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Chest or Bra Size_________________ Are they real?________________
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Do you like them: Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Carressed__ Squeezed_____
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None of the above_____ other_____
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Can you stay out late?__ How Late?____ All Night____ Several Days?__
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Do you like to be screwed?_______________ How often?__________
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Do you like Oral Sex?_______________________
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Penis or Pussy Size: SM____ Med_____ LG______ EX LG______
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While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__
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Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ All of the above__
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Just lay there__ Other__________________________
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When you come, Do you: Wiggle__ Wobble__ Twist__ Jerk__ Scream__
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Cry__ Other?________________________________________
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What kind of screw do you like? Fast__ Slow__ Super Fast__
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All night___________
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How many times_______ Comments_________________________________________
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How long do you screw at one interval?_________________________________
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Do you want to screw now? _________________
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If you have screwed before, Give 2 References (Not Immediate Family)
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Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______
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Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______
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If the Application is favorable, what are your charges? If any?
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For one night____________ One Hour___________
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Muff Burger Special or Blow Job______________
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What credit card will you Accept? Master Card?________ Visa?_________
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Sears?_______ JC Pennys?_____________ Shell?_______________
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American Express?_____________ Citicorp?______________
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I verify the Above Information is the Truth, So Help me God!!
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Signature
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Date
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