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396 lines
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The Chaos R.P.G
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The Most successful Sub on The Lost Resort
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Started on August 27th, 1988
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This will be an ACCURATE accout of what transpired on the Lost Resort's
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Dungeons & Dragons R.P.G which led to the formation of the Chaos R.P.G.
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-- RESPONSE # 1 --
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By STEX-LR11
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On Sat Aug 27, 1988 3:21 PM
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Coiuud you give us a little
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better description Predator? Like
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what's south, north, etc. Is this a
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gate to a town or is it the castle were
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we are supposed to be crushed(ahemmm!)?
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Anyway until I get that info my guy
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(who isn't created yet) will sit down
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and pick wildflowers by the side of the
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road.
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Stex
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-- RESPONSE # 2 --
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By KING POSEIDON-LR15
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On Sun Aug 28, 1988 4:07 PM
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I stop people on the street, give them
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a flower, tell them my name, and ask
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them where the bar is...
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Bloodaxe
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-- RESPONSE # 3 --
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By CRONUS-LR2
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On Tue Aug 30, 1988 1:12 AM
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Oh SHIT! we have one of those HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you PEASANTS! DM's good GOD!
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what is this world coming to?! his application sure looked sane! Dammit ANYWAY!
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I suppose i will play along.. I hang around King Poseidon.. Why not.. I punch
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every person I see with a flower in the schnozz and say "Good Day!"
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-- RESPONSE # 4 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Tue Aug 30, 1988 10:07 PM
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I drop to my hands and knees and
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start sniffing around and leaking on
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trees. Oh and any cats that I happen
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to see I think I'll chase...
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SpoT
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s
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-- RESPONSE # 5 --
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By STEX-LR11
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On Wed Aug 31, 1988 7:57 PM
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I pick a flower, put it in my hair,
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get into a yoga position and start
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chanting
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Stex
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-- RESPONSE # 6 --
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By CRONUS-LR2
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On Wed Aug 31, 1988 9:53 PM
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Well, I said it zand I MEAN it, I will punch ANYONE with a flower...
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I lob a punch at stex's face, (mabye THIS will get this slow sub going) he
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falls out of his yoga position, and I continue following poseidon and punching
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anyone he gives a flower to.
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-- RESPONSE # 7 --
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By KING POSEIDON-LR15
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On Thu Sep 1, 1988 3:01 PM
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I give a flower to cronus...
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KP
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-- RESPONSE # 8 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Fri Sep 2, 1988 12:37 PM
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Seeing how still that Stex is
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lying I bark and run over and leak on
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his unconcious form.
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Then I see Cronus fighting with
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himself (Gee, he's winning too!) so I
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start biting at his ankle..
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I think I think that I'm a pit
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bull!
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SpoT
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-- RESPONSE # 9 --
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By CRONUS-LR2
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On Sat Sep 3, 1988 3:57 PM
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I am now in the OUCH! midst OOOH! of SHIT! Battle with FUCK! myself THUD!
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wow! damn! ok I am now thouroghly beaten up, now I kick SpoT offa me, and I
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trip KP for the nice thing I did. as I pass by SteX I kick him a few times..
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-- RESPONSE # 10 --
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By STEX-LR11
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On Sat Sep 3, 1988 10:06 PM
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"More, more!", shouts I! I crawl
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around after Cronus groveling, and
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whining for more pain......
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Stex
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-- RESPONSE # 11 --
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By KING POSEIDON-LR15
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On Sun Sep 4, 1988 4:21 PM
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I start to build a giant temple
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out of wild flowers...
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then I will worship it..
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BloodAxe!
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-- RESPONSE # 12 --
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By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
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On Sun Sep 4, 1988 10:16 PM
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As KP begins to worship, I emerge out
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of the top of the temple. Timehopper
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has arrived, so the adventure can now
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begin. (once mr. DM rolls me a
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character, that is... I AM GOD.
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THEREFORE I MUST BE AT LEAST 2 LEVELS
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HIGHER THAN KP, cuz he was worshipping
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me. Keep that in mind.
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-- RESPONSE # 13 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Mon Sep 5, 1988 6:02 PM
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I quickly teleport from the Chaos
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sub back to here, just long enough to
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HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOOOOOWWWWW your
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temple in! Then I grab Cronus' ankle
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and rip it off.
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Then I quickly teleport to my
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field yelling, "I'm mightier than The
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Diplomat so I guess MY character should
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be 2 levels above HIM!
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SpoT
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-- RESPONSE # 14 --
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By KING POSEIDON-LR15
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On Tue Sep 6, 1988 5:46 PM
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well, just go ahead and deface my
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temple you mindless, smelly, knee
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biter!!!
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I grow and grow until I am
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2.066*10^23 inches tall...
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then I grow 2 extra arms, and
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5 more eyes...
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after that I fart on spot, and puke in
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Timehopper...
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and then shave my head, and beleave
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that I am a Buddest priest...
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Bloodaxe,
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the freindly!
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-- RESPONSE # 15 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:09 PM
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(Guess I'll post here since KP seems to
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have brought me back from my peaceful
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field!)
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Well, FIRST I renew my deoderant
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to rid myself of KP's stench. Then I
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walk over to him and take a leak on his
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shaved head.
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"MEDITATE ON THAT ASS HOLE!!!!"
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Then I go to have a brief 'god
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Meeting' with Diplomat and try and
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strike an alliance with him.
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Our slogan: The Gods HATE buddhist
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monks!!!!
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(Hey, we're Gods we can beep if we
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wanna!)
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OH and THEN I bite off Cronus'
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OTHER foot so that he won't be able to
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chase me (not that it would even be a
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close race...). ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!
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That last paragraph was just put into
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PAST tense so you can't do a thing
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about it!!!(this is a Godly power and
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only me and Diplomat have it although
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we can only use it once a week...gotta
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have SOME limitations!)
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DOOM
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P.S. I'm beginning to like ripping
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off people's sign off's! My current
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list of reppee's: Cronus
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KP
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And now, SLEEPER!!!
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Who will be next???
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P.S.S. Cronus and KP will STILL be
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hearing from my lawyer any day now...
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-- RESPONSE # 16 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:14 PM
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Oh, BTW, I'd just like to say that
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I can get away with all of this 'cause
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your sign off's arn't Copywrited like
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mine...Of course I can (C) then for
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you...Free for the first user or two...
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DooM
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-- RESPONSE # 17 --
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By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
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On Tue Sep 6, 1988 10:22 PM
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With that refreshing puke in my
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system. I continue to grow to the size
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of the planet. first I squash kp
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(killing him) then I go destroy the
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whole adventure. From all those kills,
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I gain vast experience and become
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all-powerful and undefeatable The
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adventure is now over, and we need a
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new subop who will get this damn game
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going.=
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TTTTT H H EEEEE
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T H H E
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T HHHHH EEEEE
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T H H E
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T H H EEEEE
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END!!!
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Timehopper the great!
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-- RESPONSE # 18 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Wed Sep 7, 1988 5:41 PM
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Epilogue
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--------
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Doomer managed to escape this
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massive carnage returning to his field
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on the Chaos sub...
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DooM (c)
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--- RESPONSE # 19 --
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By KING POSEIDON-LR15
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On Wed Sep 7, 1988 7:59 PM
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and with tottal grace BloodaxE re-forms
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himself into a void for where he
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broadcast random slanderous messages to
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the universe...
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-- RESPONSE # 21 --
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By CRONUS-LR2
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On Thu Sep 8, 1988 7:15 PM
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The soul of Cronus is carried by the solar winds until it reacges the Chaos
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Sub, where it posesses the current Cronus-Figure there,
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meanwhile Doom's Lawyer reincarnates as a mole on KP's butt.
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-- RESPONSE # 21 --
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By DOOMER-LR3
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On Thu Sep 8, 1988 8:14 PM
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BUT! luckily MY PLASTIC SURGEON is
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able to remove MY LAWYER from Kp's butt
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and using his near-godly skills gives
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him a normal human body.
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THE
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END
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OF THE
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EPILOGUE
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DooM (c) <--YES the OFFICIAL
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SIGN-OFF of the 1988 Olympics!
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