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Mo.iMP ÜÛÛÜ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝ ßÛß
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ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ
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ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ß ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛ
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ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß
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ÜÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÜÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛ Ü ÛÝÛÛÛÛÛ Ü
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ÜÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÜ ßÛÛÛÜÜ ÜÜÛÛÛß ÞÛ ÞÛÛÛÝ ÜÜÛÛ
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ßÛÜ ÜÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ßßÜÜ ßßÜÛÛßß ßÛÛÜ ßßßÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß
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ARRoGANT CoURiERS WiTH ESSaYS
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Grade Level: Type of Work Subject/Topic is on:
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[ ]6-8 [ ]Class Notes [Creative Essay on The ]
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[ ]9-10 [ ]Cliff Notes [Year 2050 ]
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[x]11-12 [x]Essay/Report [ ]
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[ ]College [ ]Misc [ ]
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Dizzed: 07/94 # of Words:659 School: ? State: ?
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>Chop Here>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ>ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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THE YEAR 2050
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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The year is 2050 and my name is LAME. I currently attend Clinton High
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School on the outskirts of San Jose. Since the year 1993, no action has
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been taken to resolve the environmental problems within the US, but third
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world nations are prospering because they started to preserve their rain-
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forests. Many US citizens are packing up and heading to Zaire, where large
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amounts of coal and oil reserves have been found. Although people feel that
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they will be able to "Strike it rich" in Zaire, they do not know what is to
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come in the following years. Just like the United States, Zaire will become
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a nation with a failing economy and no natural resources.
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The biggest problem in the States is pollution. Air pollution is at an
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all time high due to our stupidity. We could have stopped the production of
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cars and switched to HydroShoes, which run only off of water, like France
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and Germany did, but politicians felt it would be too drastic a change.
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Furthermore, President Bill Clinton decided to send all of our garbage into
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space in 1996 instead of recycling when he introduced Project No-Garbage.
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At first this was a good idea, but slowly, we noticed our atmosphere was
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full of milk cartons and banana peels! To clean up this mess, the public
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elected President Mick Jagger to deal with the environmental issues.
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President Jagger became the leader of the country when he promised the
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public that he would clean up the environment and help the economy. His
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first action as president was to take care of the massive droughts in the
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Central United States. President Jagger had his scientists invent a new way
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of seeding clouds to force rain. So, this new process of seeding the clouds
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began. Before we knew it, we had a massive hole in the ozone layer right
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above the United States. This hole was the result of the large amounts of
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Methane produced in the new cloud seeding method. The outcome of this
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problem was a rapid increase in the number of people with skin cancer. It
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seemed that the UV rays let into the atmosphere were causing a rare skin
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cancer known as Canceroskinosis or Skin Cancer. At the time, there was no
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cure for this disease, thus the coffin selling business was at an all-time
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high. Almost everyone who did not have the deadly cancer began cutting down
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the remaining trees in the country and making coffins out of them. By the
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year 2020, most of the US was barren with very little or no vegetation at
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all.
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In 2020, President Jimmy Carter returned to office at age 100. He
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eventually became the first three-term president. During his reign as "Head
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Honcho", his team of scientists were able to produce a cure for the skin
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cancer which was killing people as if it was the Bubonic Plague. Although
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skin cancer was being cured, the pollution and the ozone depletion weren't.
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Now we leap to the current year, 2050, where President J.J. Brown has
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taken office and has become the first black president. Although some
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improvement has been made, there is no chance that the US will ever become
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as strong as it once was. Moreover, it seems the Communist party is
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planning to overthrow the government and take control. I probably will not
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be around to see this happen since the life expectancy of humans has
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dropped so drastically that I'm nearing the end of my life. So much the
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better since all I have to live for is my pet muskrat, Stinky. Yes, you
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guessed it, muskrats are the only living species besides humans left on the
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planet Earth. Now, the most I can hope for is the day I find a bride, but
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no kids for me, I don't want my children to have to live through the
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nightmare I have been living for the past 17 years.
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