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Here is a very simple way to either:
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[1] Play an incredibly cruel and realistic joke on a phreaking friend.
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-OR-
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[2] Provide yourself with everything you ever wanted to be an AT&T person.
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All you need to do is get your hands on some AT&T paper and/or business
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cards. To do this you can either go down to your local business office and
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swipe a few or call up somewhere like WATTS INFORMATION and ask them to send
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you their information package. They will send you:
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1. A nice letter (with the AT&T logo letterhead) saying "Here is the info."
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2. A business card (again with AT&T) saying who the sales representative is.
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3. A very nice color booklet telling you all about WATTS lines.
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4. Various billing information. (Discard as it is very worthless)
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Now take the piece of AT&T paper and the AT&T business card down to your
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local print/copy shop. Tell them to run you off several copies of each, but
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to
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leave out whatever else is printed on the business card/letter. If they
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refuse
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or ask why, take your precious business elsewhere.
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(This should only cost you around $2.00 total)
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Now take the copies home and either with your typewriter, MAC, or Fontrix,
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add whatever name, address, telephone number, etc. you like. (I would
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recommend
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just changing the name on the card and using whatever information was on there
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earlier)
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And there you have official AT&T letters and business cards. As mentioned
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earlier, you can use them in several ways. Mail a nice letter to someone you
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hate (on AT&T paper..hehehe) saying that AT&T is onto them or something like
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that. (Be sure to use correct English and spelling) (Also do not hand write
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the letter! Use a typewriter! - Not Fontrix as AT&T doesn't use OLD ENGLISH
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or
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ASCII BOLD when they type letters. Any IBM typewriter will do perfectly)
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Another possible use (of many, I guess) is (if you are old enough to look
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the part) to use the business card as some sort of fake id.
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The last example of uses for the fake AT&T letters & b.cards is mentioned
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in
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my textfile, BASIC RADIO CALLING. Briefly, send the station a letter that
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reads:
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WCAT - FM202: (Like my examples? Haha!)
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(As you probably know, radio stations give away things by accepting the 'x'
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call. (ie: The tenth caller through wins a pair of Van Halen tickets)
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Sometimes
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they may ask a trivia question, but that's your problem. Anyway, the letter
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continues:)
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(You basically say that they have become so popular that they are getting
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too
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many calls at once from listeners trying to win tickets. By asking them to
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call all at the same time is overloading our systems. We do, of course, have
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means of handling these sort of matters, but it would require you sending us a
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schedule of when you will be asking your listeners to call in. That way we
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would be able to set our systems to handle the amount of callers you get at
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peak times..(etc..etc..more BS..But you get the idea, right?)
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Joseph Hakimout
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AT&T Telecommunications
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East Bumblefuck, Nowheresville 55555
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Ok, so it probably won't work (DJs just aren't that dumb, unless you
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really
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do live in Nowheresville), but using AT&T paper and a business card might up
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your chances some.
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