115 lines
4.0 KiB
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115 lines
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% Tap.Interviews.VI %
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% (Live After Death!) %
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% June 2nd, 1200 BC %
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% Written By : The [loak of Se<recy %
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% [TLOI] <The Legion of Infiltrators> %
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<Scratch> <Scratch> <Scratch>
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<Tinkle> <Tinkle>
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<Splinter!> <Splinter!>
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<Claw> <Dig Dig> <Rip!> <Shred>
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<Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!>
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[cough] [cough] [choke]
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<Coffin splinters and bursts!!>
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(Hmm...)
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<Sputter>
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<Woosh> <Woosh> [Blowing dust off ELITE garb]
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<Shake> <Shake> [Dusting out ELITE cloak]
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<Shine> <Shine> [Shining ELITE Commandments engraved in Platinum Plate]
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<Click> <Click> [Connecting Apple-Cat to new //GS]
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<Ka-chugga> <Ka-chugga> [Booting AppleWriter 2.01]
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(Hmm...)
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<Toss> [Throwing away AppleWriter 2.01]
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<Mount> <Mount> [Installing //GS WordPerfect]
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<ZooOooM> [Entering //GS WordPerfect]
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<Whap> <Whap> [Maintaining hard drive maintenence schedule. Hitting it with a
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rolled up copy of the NYC Yellow Pages. Its a Sider wouldn't
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ya know? In order to keep it in good running condition, you
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gotta whap it a few times each day so it stays QUIET! Say...
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I could get used to this... Justify live onscreen even. Any-
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where I want it to. Hmm!]
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<Flip> <Flip> [Searching for ELITE wares to mount on new LOUD hard drive.]
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<Grab> <Grab> [No SIDER UTILITIES for me! Phantom Access 5.7K goes on my boot
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volume! <You don't think it arrived at revision K by accident
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do you? "Always trust a program with a Kay in it!" Gonifs0ft>]
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<Hmm.> <Hmm.> [Thinking]
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<Yeah> <Yeah> [Converting Tap.Interviews to ProDOS and mounting them!]
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<....> <....> [Finishing up by mounting every Stickybear ware.]
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<Hmm.> <Hmm.> [Debating whether or not to install Pirate.Name generator!]
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[Nah...]
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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(Clearing throat...)
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<PoP> <PoP> [Cracking knuckles. I know that annoys some people doesn't it?]
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<Getting ready>
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Hi dudez!
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<Audience is swept off their feet, roars applause, screams compliments, hurls
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money at the stage. I like it... I like it... I could live with this too!>
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Tap.Interviews FOREVER!
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<Audience roars approval!>
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Since Infiltrator#5
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<Boo> <Boo>
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saw fit to kill the entire series. The least I can
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do is bring it back! I don't think Tap.Interviews is up to one person to kill
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off... Unless that one person is the REAL Infiltrator who started it. In
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which case I would have enough class to get off his vehicle, if so asked. He
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would of course have to PROVE to me that he is the ORIGINAL Infiltrator. Like
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by playing me some of those funky tapes over the phone.
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I have my doubts that he is around at this point. If he is, I have my
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doubts that he cares. If he does, he's welcome to come forward and I will be
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only too happy to start my own file format for this.
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It could be debated that this isn't Tap.Interviews at all, or rather that
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HIS Tap.Interviews is the one that doesn't "fit in" (being the ONLY real one).
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But I could handle it. Really!
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<Some Changes:>
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(I REALLY like this onscreen center stuff. If there are any WordPerfect reps
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out there reading this, I appreciate the free use of your program. Its worth
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the price of admission.)
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