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139 lines
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Phuckin' Phield Phreakers Present
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In Coalition With The Apostles Of Anarchy Across America
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Scaring The Phuck Out Of Your Phriends
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(or enemies)
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If You're A Phuckin' Phreak
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Disclaimer:
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Have a phuckin' k-rad time with the shit in this file,
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and we suggest you try this whenever you have spare time and
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a beige box in your hands. Why? Cuz we don't give a shit,
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and we're not responsible anyway! Haha!
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Intro:
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Yeah, so, you have a beige box and you're sick of it.
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Big fat hairy deal. Ok, the only reason I'm writing this
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lame text phile is cuz it's Holloween today, and I just
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might try this trick on some lamers out there.
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Ok, like I said, you have a beige box. Over the past
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few weeks, you have used, abuzed, and phucked with your
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beige box. Yeah, big deal, so you called 100 1-900/976 fone
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numbers on someone else's bill. But, anyone can do that,
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right? But, now you're sick of it, sick of just adding
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dollars and cents to your phriend's fone bill. So, whatta ya
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do?
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Number one, read this phile, unless you're a lamer,
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then burn this phile and go jump off a bridge.
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Ok, if you're still around at this point (and I'm
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assuming you're not a lamer, and if you are, I guess you
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don't speak or read English!), read on!
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The Trick:
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Ok, ok, ok, so what's the big story here? As a
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beginning thought, have you ever wanted to phucking scare
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the shit out of someone somewhere? Well, now you can!
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Safely!
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What we're gonna teach you ta do is to scare the living
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shit out of your phriend (enemy, bystander, etc) and then
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get loads of laffs at the same time. Read on:
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What you need:
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2 Beige Boxes (portable lineman's handsets)
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1 Victim
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1 Phreak Minimum (more phreaks for more phun, but no
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phuckin' lamers)
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1 Victim's Green Base (output device, can, etc, where
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the victim's fone line connects)
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What to do:
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Yeah, simple enuff, you have all the parts together.
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Now, go out to the victim's green base, and try to make sure
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that the victim or any pass-er-by's don't see you doing
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this.
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Open the green base or output device, or whatever, and
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using ANI, find the victim's fone number. Ok, you found it,
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or you didn't. If you didn't find it, go to another output
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device in the nearby area and try again.
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Assuming you found the victim's fone number, attatch
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one beige box to the victim's fone line, but keep it on-hook
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(the switchook DOWN, so it will ring when called, lets call
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this beige box 1) and stick the other beige box on another
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pair of terminals different from the victim's terminals.
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Let's call this beige box 2.
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Let's hope you have enuff brain power for the next
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step: Using beige box 2, call the victim's house. Beige box
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1 should ring, but don't pick it up until the ringing stops,
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which means the victim/victim's family has picked the fone
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up. Then, pick up beige box 1. OK, now beige box 1 and 2
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both are off-hook. Say something through beige box 2, like
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heavy breathing or something like, "Tthhhhhiiiisssss isss
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theee Mutilatorrsss.... I'm inn your houssssss.....!"
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Ok, here's another crucial point. At this point, the
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victim will either say, "What?", "Bullshit, fuck off!", or
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something like that and hang up or stay on-line for a bit.
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If they hang up, REMEMBER, you still have beige box 1
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attached... hehe... Through beige box 1, keep threatening
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them with maniacal sounds and shit you see in horror movies
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all the time. That will "phreak" them out (they will think
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someone is calling them from their own house...) See what
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I'm getting at? Pretty phun, huh?
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Another method:
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Ok, lets say you have only 1 beige box. But, you also
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know the ringback number to your area. Ok, simple, go to the
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victim's output device, find his fone number with ANI,
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attach your beige box to his fone line, dial ringback, and
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wait for the victim to pick the fone up. Whala, read the
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above paragraph for what to do from here... hehe, the victim
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cannot disconnect you cuz you're just another extension of
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the house's fone system... you're scare the shit out of most
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people... especially on HOLLOWEEN!!!!!!
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Conclusion:
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Sooo, that's the plan, and if you're smart, you can see
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how this would scare the shit out of people. If you can't
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see why, go kill yourself. Ok, well, bye bye for now, and be
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watching for more phun philes by PPP and AAXA. Other than
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that, happy Holloween, and phuckin' phreak your neighborhood
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to the ground.... enjoy.....
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(x) 1989 - PPP - Phuckin' Phield Phreakers
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(a) 1989 - AAXA - Apostles Of Anarchy X America
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This phile was written on OCTOBER 31, 1989 - 5:50pm!!!
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PPP are:
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Doctor Dissector, Killer Korean, Phortress Phreak, M.I.T.,
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White Boy, The Lode Runner, Dark Helmet, Tak/Scan.
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AAXA is a bunch of text phile writers.... heheheheheheh!
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Greets to cDc, Anarchist's Alliance, CHiNA.
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