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176 lines
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# #
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# Shooting Shark's #
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# Laws of #
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# PhreakingHHacking #
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# #
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**Call C0SMOS: 313-855-0203
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**On Broadway: 415-571-7056
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The following are a set of rules
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which govern the actions and events
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concerning phreaking and hacking.
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All phreakers and hackers should
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be familiar with these in order to
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understand the universe that shhe
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lives in...
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No matter how soon you get a
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Compuserve account #, by the time you
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try it out, someone has changed the
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password.
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When hacking an extender or
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a Sprint number, you will choose
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a field of numbers that has no
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valid codes whatsoever.
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Cool boards are always busy.
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Corollary: When a cool board is
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not busy, that is because it is
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temporarily down.
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2600 hz tones never go through.
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Red Boxes never work.
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The popularity of a board is
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directly proportional to the number
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of local losers who will harrass
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you on that board.
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The probability of data loss is
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directly proportional to the
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importance of the file being
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received.
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No matter how soon you get a new
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ware, at least 10 people already
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have it.
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Dow Jones passwords never work.
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800 extenders are busy 99% of
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the time.
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Corrolary: When they are not
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busy, your modem does not recog-
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nize the carrier that the board
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you have been trying to get through
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to all night is sending because
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the connection is so weak.
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If you call a board without
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using a long distance service, it
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will ring. When you immediately
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hang up to save your bill and call
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back using a long distance service,
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it will be busy.
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Your last issue of 2600 got
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"lost in the mail".
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If only 3 people try to call
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Sherwood Forest early Monday
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morning, they will all call at
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the same time and not try again.
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All CNAA dialups become obsolete
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upon posting on a board.
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That 2400 baud modem you CC'd
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will never come.
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COSMOS never works the way it
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should.
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All home-made pyrotechnics will
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explode prematurely.
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Your prefix uses ESS. The only
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people who are still on Crossbar
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think "Control Characters" would be
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Max, 99, and the Chief.
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Black Boxes do not work anywhere
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in the universe.
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Your file at FBI headquarters is
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growing daily.
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Your home phone # has been posted
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on a board in Nowhere, Iowa by some
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Rodent you insulted 2 years ago.
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Whenever you need a dumb operator,
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you get a smart one.
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Corollary: whenever you need
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a smart operator, you will get a
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dumb one.
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Security guards check the trash
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bins at AT&T only once a day- when
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you are in them.
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All carbon copies of credit card
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receipts are illegible.
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When you order something with
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a CC, the salesman will invariably
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ask for your home phone #.
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That great computer system you spent
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2 hours on yesterday had ANI.
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TRW formats change every 7 minutes.
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The probability that an Operator
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will come on and take control of your
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conference is directly proportional
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to the number of people on and the
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importance of the information being
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conveyed.
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Your 4-year old sister will come
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into your room tomorrow and take apart
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your blue box.
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Files on hacking particular
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are always incomplete and inacurate.
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Your parents will confiscate your
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modem tomorrow.
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Your local telephone franchise has
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noticed that you made over 300
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WATS line calls last month.
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Copyright 1985 Shooting Shark
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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