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A DAY OFF!
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So, you want the day off!
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Let's take a moment to look at what you are asking for:
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There are 365 days available for work.
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There are 52 weeks per year of which you already have 2 days off each weekend
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leaving 261 days left available for work.
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Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work that accounts for 170 days,
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and there are 91 days left available for work.
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You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks that accounts for 23 days each year,
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leaving 68 days available for work.
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You spend 1 hour a day at lunch, that accounts for another 46 days per year
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leaving 22 days available for work.
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You spend 2 days per year on sick leave leaving 20 days available for work.
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You take 9 holidays per year, leaving 11 days available for work.
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You take ten days vacation each year leaving 1 day left available for work
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and......
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NO WAY
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are you going to take that day off!
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