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First Untied Church Kalisti
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Tenets
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- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote
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1. First Untied Church Kalisti (hereafter known as
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F.U.C.K.) is a Religious Organization dedicated to the
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Illumination of Humanity to its highest potential. This
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Illumination is given by electronic media as messages
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and text files on electronic bulletin board systems
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(BBSs) located around the world for that purpose. All
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services are held in this manner. The mailing address
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for the main organization is P.O. Box 4062, Kingman, AZ
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86402. The data phone number is (602) 753-3784. The
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voice message phone number is (602) 753-3615.
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2. F.U.C.K. follows the supreme rules of Agnosticism
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tempered by the attention of the Goddess Eris, the God
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Coyote, and other deites of "Excrement Occurs", and the
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recognition of the fundamental Truth of Murphy's Laws.
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3. F.U.C.K. does not condone actions which are illegal or
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unethical in nature. F.U.C.K. ethics are defined in the
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document "First Untied Church Kalisti Ethics"
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(FUCK_ETH.ZIP).
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4. F.U.C.K. Organization includes one Avatar, plus at least
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one Pope of Discordia per BBS. Popes of Discordia have
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final say on their on BBSs, as all F.U.C.K. positions
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are voluntary, including the use of any equipment,
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including Computer and any other information media, and
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if a volunteer leaves the Church, he or she takes their
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equipment with them. F.U.C.K. is not responsible for
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costs incurred by volunteers, nor will it receive
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payment from them for any reason whatsoever.
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5. F.U.C.K. holds education in all subjects as the Key to
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Illumination and the only True Path to Nirvanna, so it
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has begun a campaign to "Just Say Know", which is
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considered the answer to Life, the Universe, and
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Everything. We believe that the human species will rise
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to a higher plane of existance when bigotry and
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ignorance are extinct and freedom of the soul is
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complete with no constraints.
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