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PART Twenty-Five OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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All The Traditions of Earth must be seen as deriving from a fundamental
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mother-tradition that, from the beginning, was entrusted to sinful man,
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and to his first off-spring.
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---L.C.de Saint Martin,
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--De l'esprit des choses
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"You Chotesmoker"
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--St.Butt-head.
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Historical Materialism--an apocalyptic Erisian cult, that came out of
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the Trier region. Infinite are the powers of synretism, look into it.
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St Gulik, (also a Roach), God of Trickery, Crossroads and Theives. Messenger
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of Eris. The Creator of Writing, which is the art of evasion and
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dissimulation and a naviagation that carrys us to the end of all boundarys,
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says that WE should not step on him, unless he jumps on us, or on our food.
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he was also called St. Hermes...
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From: Advice Guy
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To: Albert Kabell
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Subject: Ask an Idiot
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Albert,
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AK> Hey Advice Guy, do you know much about computers?
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I beleive it was Chaka Kahn, who wrote:
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"Tell me something good"
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and by that I must tell you that I know something about computers
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but not about using them. I know about breaking them, and urinating
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on them at partys.
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AK> I have been calling bbs's for almost 2 years now, but
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AK> I've decided I want to run my own board now. I want to have
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This is classic "Cosby Syndrome" you have been in the network for
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awhile, and now you want to own the network. Clearly severe counsiling
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is needed. Anyone who wants to run a bbs is clearly sick. Especially
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a good bbs as you outlined. As you can see most sysops have not reached
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that level of madness, they just run crappy bbs's, as they are "borderline
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psychotics". You are truly too ill to be counselled in this text medium.
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I think mass quanitys of lithium and caffeine are in order.
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AK> and interesting door games, and I want to carry every
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AK> fidonet echo in existence.
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if Froot_loops is on the list, then you might have hope, for I beleive
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it was Bob Hope, who said:
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"What?, where the hell am I?"
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Wich is a sign of the insanity going into remission state, as the minds
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eye focuses and naturally wonders where it is, and what it has done.
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AK> One problem, I don't even know how to delete a file.
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You need to read the dos manual cover to cover, its only 697 pages
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of the dryest reading you might ever do. Its that or make freinds with
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someone who will do it for you. A word of advice: don't let people with
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handles like Immortus or Slayer have access to your dos, despite the
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good intentions they may have...
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AK> Do you think my lack of DOS knowledge will provide an
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not if you are running Os/2
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Well I am sure I have solved your problem, feel free to ask
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me about something else you may need proffesional guidence with.
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It is with this that we End this Book of the Principia Entropius,
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atleast within the form That Is recognizable in this Reality. The alien
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Entity, whose plan for Global Fnord Domination, has for some reason
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chosen to end Book one here, except for the part wich is invisible.
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You are left to ponder the mystery of that decision.
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