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PART Twenty-Three OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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The Great Scholar Trithemius, would have been proud of FROOT_LOOPS,
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As a Medieval version of the Internet, Trithemius, would have probably
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Found great use for Froot Lopian Logic and Reasoning, and surely would
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have designed more interesting Cryptograms.
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Consider this:
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The Night of Saint John
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36 years post hay wain
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6 messages intact with seal
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for the knights with white cloaks (Templars)
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Relapsi of provins for Vainjance (revenge)
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6 times in 6 places
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Each time 20 years makes 120 years
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This is the Plan
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The first go to the Castle
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iterum again after 120 years the second join those of the
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Bread
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Again to the Refuge
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Again to our lady beyond the River
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Again to the Hostel of the Popelicans
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Again to the Stone
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3 times 666 before the feast of the great white Whore.
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This was found, and deciphered from The various placings of the Stamps
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from Trithemius's Own Ed Mac Mahons Clearing house Sweepstakes Finalists
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Edition Order form, wich was never mailed.
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Theologians, Cryptobuffs and People named Ed, cannot agree on what it
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means.
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------------
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Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
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is considered distinctly Frootiopian/Erisian.
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The lesson to be learned from its tale, can be gleaned thusly:
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The Middle Ages Awaited the hero of the Graal and expected that the head
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of the Holy Roman empire would become an Image and a manifestation of that
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"King of the World"...The Invisible Emperor was to become also the visible
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one, and the middle ages would be "middle" in the sense of "central"...
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The Invisible, invioble center, the sovereign who must reawaken, the same
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hero, avenging and restoring. These are not fantasies of a Dead,Romantic past
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but, rather, the simple truth for those who, today, alone, can legitimately
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call themselves alive.
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------Julius Evola.
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Also, That going around saying in your best Phoney English Accent "we are
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the knights who say nit!" is a sure sign, that you are in need of a life,
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and that others view you as a nerd.
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* Forwarded Request from the Froot Loops Illumanati office *
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of Request Forwarding, With attached Auto-response:
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G> I'd like to sign up for the sub-moderator post of Research,
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GG> since I know a lot of really useless stuff, but I am
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GG> temporarily out of form TTYL8RFormJ. Please send me more
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GG> form TTYL8RFormJ packets, so that I may fill one out and
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GG> distribute the others to local vagrants.
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Two crates of form TTYL8RFormJ are on the way! Along with a copy
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machine, a 486/66 computer, a fax machine, your own personal secretary, a
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janitor to empty your trashcans, and a maid to clean your office.
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Thank you for offering your services to the FROOT_LOOPS research
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department. There are several on-going projects at this time that are being
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funded by the dues paid by the 1000's of FROOT_LOOPS members:
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1. A user-installable chip that allows a 14.4 modem to emulate a 300 baud
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modem.
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2. The testing of a hypothesis that a particular ingredient in a Zagnut candy
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bar is actually a cure for Tuberculosis.
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3. Data collection (by means of psychological interviews) of the cause and
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nature of bad Acapulco cliff divers. This project is having difficulty
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getting started due to the surprising lack of candidates that fit the
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desired profile.
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4. Tom Jones ... Engelbert Humperdink. Brothers? Cousins? Genetic cloning?
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Coincidence?
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5. <funding for 5th project not yet approved by the Step Poly-father>
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----Note this auto-Response was designed using Theorys of Fnord
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subliminal messages. If it worked, you will not be able to understand what
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it is supposed to mean.
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-------------------Shazam----------------
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Ancient Power Word, or Colliquial Expletive?
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