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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Twenty-Five of 15
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The Liber Legis
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Two
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"Two legis to quit"
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every number is infinite, and therefore there is no real difference.
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Alleister Crowley was visited by a higher Intelligence Aiwaz, who in
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1904 dictated the Liber Al vel legis, however I was visited by TWO
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such intelligences: Hoor-Paar-Kraat and Ra-Hoor-Khuit, mystical twins.
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Either that, or I had drank too much tequila. Anyway, they told me
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this:
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Invoke the Forces of the Tablet of Union by means of supreme
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Ritual of Pentagram, with the active and Passive Spirit, with Eheieh
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and Agla. Return to the Altar, and recite the following Enochian
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Spirit Invocation: Ol Sonuf Vaorsag Rinki Dinki Doc, Goho Iad balt,
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Rickery Dickery Doc,Lonsh Calz Effeem Beefeem Stuhp ya mamma, Vonpho
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Sobra Z-ol Ror I ta Nazps Lozenge, od Graa Ta Malprg...Ds Hol-q
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Qaa Bar-B Qaa Notha Zimz, Xima, Od Commah Ta Nopblah Zien...
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My Mystical source is more authentic than Crowleys, you see---I do not
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know how Crowly could have activated the Rituals of the Beast, without
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bearing in mind the liturgy of the Sword. Only by unleashing the Sword
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can the nature of Mahapralaya be understood. The Third Eye of Kundalini.
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in Arithomology: All based on the number of the beast, he failed to
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consider 93, 118, 444, 868 and 1001
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________The above is Not meant for the untrained eye, use your
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pineal gland, to discover the not so obvious anti-meaning.-----
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HEY! IS THAT A LAMBCHOP ON YOUR SHOULDER, OR ARE YOU JUST
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A *FOLLOWER OF SATAN*?????
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From: Floyd Z gecko
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To: John Kanash
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JK> Let me know what you guys think of my first "book"
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PINK AS A NUCLEAR SUNSET!
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NO BULLDADA, NO SLACK!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LITTLE NOVELTY OR SYNTHESIS, THOUGHT OR
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TRUE CREATIVE POWERS OF "BOB" WENT INTO THAT LITTLE BOOK!
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(In this respect, it is much like popular culture.
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You could sell that for heaps of cash, and gain back
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the slack you lack. More power to ya, I say.)
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PINK AS A FLAMINGO! (Flamingo!)
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PINK AS A BABY'S BUTT!
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THE LACK OF SLACK BLASTED ME THROUGH THE ROOF OF A TACO BELL!
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AND THERE AIN'T NO TACO-BELL IN OTTAWA!
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MAY NHGH AND HIS YACATISMA DEVOUR YOU WHOLE!
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MAY THE TRUE W.O.M.B.A.T. SMITE YOUR MIND FROM THE DEPTHS OF
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ITS HADEAN PIT, THE TRUE ABYSS, WYOMING!
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WHY, THAT'S NOT FOAM RUBBER! IT'S THICK PINK PAINT!
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SO THICK, THE SLACK WITHIN WAS DROWNED IN PAINT!
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IT WAS SO PINK, I THOUGHT IT WAS A PINK CHAIR!
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ERIS SMILED ON YOU, BECAUSE YOUR MIND IS A SHAMBLES!
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"BOB" SMILED ON YOU BECAUSE *HE JUST CAN'T STOP*!
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THE GRATE MOO SMILED ON YOU BECAUSE SHE SMILES AT EVERYTHING!
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THAT BOOK WAS AS BULLDADALESS AS WOOD!
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That being said, I must reiterate that, stupid as it was, you could
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probably sell it to the American public for a whole passel o' money.
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This being mainly because the American public are morons.
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I mean, you know how dumb the average guy is? By definition, half of
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'em are even dumber that dat.
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That's what it takes to make money off that book.
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There has to be some Conspiracy Involving Yan, of Cooking with Yan,
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I mean, just consider the Relevance of Bok Choy, and the fact, that
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he always looked Stoned.
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Methodology
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Subject: AIEE! AIEE! THE SQUID IS NO LONGER UNDER MIND CONTROL!
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>> would the phrase "I Stick to my beliefs" be written as:
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>> "B LATTTick to my beliefs"????
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SNEBBIT!
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As pursuant to Docrtinal Reversal in the Aeon of the GNU MOO, the
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potatoma of the BLATTs has been recanted. In fact, it's been canted so far
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back, so many times, that I dare say it's undergone a complete revolution,
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much like our "Church", destroyed itself utterly, and ended up looking exactly
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as it once did, only in disguise.
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That is to say, it's had plastic surgery, and now has a completely
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different identity, and has subsequently made a lifelike mask of what it once
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looked like, created fake ID, and is passing itself off as itself.
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Thus, we don't dare ask questions like that, or the squid might
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regain consciousne...
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I daren't speak it. Just saying it may lend power to Chthulhu.
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SNEBBIT!
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The Remainder of Book Two of the Principia Entropius, cannot be found
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in this dimension. Seek the Lost Scrolls, or Book Three.
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