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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Twenty-Four of 15
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People who meet on the Street...secretly dedicate themselves to
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operations in Black Magic, they bind or seek to bind themselves to
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the spirits of Darkness, to satisfy their ambitions, their hates,
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their loves, to do--In a word--Evil.
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---J.K Huysmans,
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Preface to J.Bois,
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Le Satanisme et la magie,
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Pg 8
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"Well I am Eeeeevilll...dontcha messa round with me...."
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---Elvis Presley
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a Messiah of Froot Loops.
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The Following is a Partial Catalogue of
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Illumanati Controlled/Froot Loop Related
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Organizations
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Hermetic Order of Kallisti
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Church of Eris
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Cult of Moo (canadians)
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Memphis Volunteer Fire Department and Pagan Soceity
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Absolutionists (who beleive in metamorphisis)
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The Aetherius Soceity of California (Telepathic relation to mars)
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The Astara of Lausanne (oath of absolute secrecy)
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Knights of Columbus
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Masonic Orders all around the World
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Graceland (preslians)
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Atalanteans of Great Britain (search for lost happiness)
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The Grind (people who watch chicks in bikinis dance)
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Builders of the Adytum (californians, alchemy, cabala, astrology)
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Beavis and Buttheaditarians
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The Beatles (not Yoko)
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Cercle E.B. of perpignan (dedicated to Hator, goddess of love and
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mountain of the dead).
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Church of the Subgenius (something to do with receiving slack)
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Church of the Mutant Star Goat
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First Unified Church of Reverand Moon
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Disneyland (not World, but Eurodisney as well)
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Cercle Eliphas Levi of Maule (not sure what it is)
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Knights of the Templar alliance of Toulouse
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Tiny Tims Cult Following (if any man could be called pure evil)
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Druidic College of Gaul
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Hermetic Order of the golden Dawn
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Jesuits
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The Allman Brothers (monks who use alot of almonds)
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The K.L.F
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Couvent Spiritualiste de Jericho
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Santeria (Rastefarians)
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The Cosmic Church of the Truth (florida based)
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Traditionalist Seminary of Econe' (swiss)
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The mormons (not sure if they still exist)
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The Students of Alleister Crowley
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Ordo Templi Orientis, The conventicle (A.C followers)
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The Church of Mithra
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The Church of Fnord (in L.A)
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United Luciferan Church of France
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The Apostolic Rosicrucian Church (esotric Christians based in Brussels)
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Children of Darkness and Green Order
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Escuela Hermetista Occidental of Montevideo
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Unified CircleKitarians and Bigulpites
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The national Institute of Cabala (manhatten based)
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The Central Ohio Temple of Hermetic Science
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Mutual of Oklahoma
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Tetra-Gnosis (chicago)
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Ancient Brethren of the Rosie-Cross of Saint Cyr-sur-mer
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Johannite fraternity for the Templar Ressurection
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International Fraternity of Isis
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Ancient Bavarian Illuminati (san fransisco??)
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The Sanctuary of Gnosis
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IHOPS everywhere
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The Grail Foundation of America
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Sociedade do Graal do brasil
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Hermetic Brotherhood of Luxor
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Lectorium Rosicrucianum
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The Grail Movement (strasbourg)
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Order of Anubis
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Dan Quayle Museum Alumni (indiana)
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Temple of the Black Pentacle
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Sanibel naturist Soceity
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Odinist Fellowship (florida based)
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Temple of the Dog (Seatle based, wear flannel)
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Order of the Garter (english, consider selves nobility)
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Order of the Vril (neonazi masons)
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Militia Templi (montpellier)
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The Black Panthers
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Soverign Order of the Solar Temple
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Rosy Cross (harlem)
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Wicca (Luceferine association of Celtic Obedience, invoke the 72 geni of
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cabala)
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The Sca
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The Fbi
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The Cia
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The AAA (autoclub)
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The AA (al-anon)
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we are all owned by the Conspiracy, part of it.
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An Indoctrination To Froot Loops Quiz
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Whereby the Computer or Highest Ranking "member" asks the neophyte
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the following Questions, to which he replys truths, falsehoods, and
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Misconceptions. Afterwards they all must do the hulu-dance, and it
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is generally the consensus the neophyte buy the beer.
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What Is Your Real Name?
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>:
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What is your Holy Name?
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>:
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What is the Name of your Religous Icon?
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>:
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What is the Name of Your Second Grade Teacher?
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>:
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What is the name of Tom Anderson?
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What's Your Favourite Meatball Flavour?
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>:
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And your Spaghetti-Tossing Record?
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>:
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How Much Phlegm can you generate in a .023 Second Interval, if you
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have 200 Intervals multiplied by the Second Ratio of the Hieroglyph?
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>:
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What is your sex?
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What is your Hat Size?
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What was the diameter of the last apple you ate?
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What is your age (cubic squid)?
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What is your Height (fluid oz)?
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How many different Lifetimes have you expereinced?
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If so Which One?
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What do you mean "Which One? that question makes no sense."?
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>:
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Art thou a Cabbage?
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Explain:
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How many eyes have you got?
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Art thou a human, or some sick and wierd hellish nightmare from Mars?
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Explain:
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What was the date of your last shower? (yy/mm/dd)
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Explain:
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Why Did they take Laverne and Shirley off the air?
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Explain:
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Do you believe King Kong died for your sins? [y/n]
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Why:
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What would you rather do?
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1) Eat Slugs
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2) Live In A Wormhole
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3) Eat Your Toenails
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4) Masturbate
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5) Play Hide And Go Seek
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6) Run Into Walls With Forks In Your Eyes
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7) Read Moronic Text files dumped into some stupid echo
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8) Get eaten alive by Parasties the size of small Rodents
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9) do the Hula Dance with a man named "Roxy"
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If you were a Counter-Top, what would you rather be cleaned with?
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A) Soft-scrub bleach
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B) a harsh detergent
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C) Dried Pizza Crust
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D) Smegma
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E) Sulfuric Acid
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F) Rusted Fergason
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G) Theme from Loveboat
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H) Dog hairs, matted and clumped together
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I) "Dookie"
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J) Lime flavored Sherbert
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Did your mother have children who lived?
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A) no
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B) nea verily
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C) Saint fergusin
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D) Uh-uh!
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E) I am not sure
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F) I do not not know
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G) Yes, she didn't
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H) That is a negative
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I) I am unaware of the fact
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J) I plead ignorance, due to not knowing
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K) nay, unto thee...
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L) thats a big 10-4, not.
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M) I Did not know that (said like johnny carson)
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