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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Twenty-three of 15
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ISIS UNVEILED!
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How many of you know Isis was a superhero from Old-Time Television in
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the days before the Apocolypse? My Children, there was a time, when
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Pyramids and Statues dotted the Deserts, and deserts were not just
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the giant sandboxes of great sphinxes sphincters, no they were lush
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Idyllic Paradises. They held great treasures and great joy, in their
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lush lands, and they worshipped Isis.
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Then Hermes showed up, with the Golden Branch, as a gift for Isis,
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but Isis Did not want it, saying that it stunk, and had golden Sap
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all over it, and platinum and jewel Encrusted filthy bugs all over it.
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Hermes was sad, and so Went to The Goddess of Byblos Asarte, and she
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checked the Stars and the moons for advice, but being the Heavenly
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Virgin,had no idea, how Hermes could win the favors of the Goddess
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Isis.
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Hermes decided to seek out another Goddess for advice, but while racing
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through Lybya to Greece, he came upon Adonis who was sunbathing in his
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little speedo Jockstrap figleaf thing, and Hermes could not resist
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snapping it. Adonis was so upset by this, that he did not return until
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he was known as "Bon Jovi", and by that time, he sucked.
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Hermes approached Athene, at the Parthenon, but it stunk of sulphur.
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he held his nose, and as he went into her temple, his Golden branch
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began to wilt, and he was driven away. His branch did not recover,
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and so he could hardly give it to Isis.
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Since he was not far from Rome, he Decided to call upon Demeter, who
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told him that Women should lay with Women, but not for the edification
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of men, in giant tubs of Mud. For the romans had just invented Mud
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Wrestling, and Demeter the "lesbian Goddess" was so mad, that she
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erupted a volcano and destroyed the Town of Pompey. Hermes decided
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that this was not the best Goddess to ask, and noticed his Branch was
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sagging after watching the fine young mortals who had been frolicing in
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mud, be roasted alive.
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Vesta was nearby, but another Virgin Goddess? No, he decided humans had
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too many such Goddesses. This is when he saw Aphrodites Samantha Fox like
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Hooters, and buttocks glistening in the Waters of Cyprus.
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His Tree shot back to life, and straightened out, he offered it to
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Aphrodite, but she said it had too many knots and bumps on it, and that
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he would have to rap it in a Giant Sheep Skin.
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This is How golden Fleece was first used.
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Later on, Isis Turned Hermes into a Roach, and gave him to Eris.
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Or so the Mythology Goes. I am not sure, because half way into the
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great Oracles tale, I flipped it, and started watching Beverlys Hillbillys.
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From: Oberon
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To: CyberPuck
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Subject: Middsummers Nights Scream
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The Ode to Blah
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It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
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And I'm almost obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here
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And I never knew the moon could be so big
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And I never knew the moon could be so blue
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And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes
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And brought me here instead dressed in red
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And I'm wondering who could be writing this song
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I don't care if the sun don't shine
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And I don't care if nothing is mine
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And I don't care if I'm nervous with oyu
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I'll do my loving in the Winter
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And the sea isn't green
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And I love the queen
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And what exactly is a dream?
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And what exactly is a joke?
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Also in the etheric realm are found the initiatory Temples which, in
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ancient times, also existed in physical form. As humanity lost the inner light
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they were removed from our plane of manifestation and continued to exist
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solely at the etheric level. Hence they have become today generally the
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subject of legend and poetry. Now, however, the time is approaching for their
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re-externalization. In the meantime, to the illumined disciple the etheric
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Temples are accessible, and appear as substantial in their realm as physical
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structures are on this plane.
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--- "The Bible: Wonder Book of the Ages"
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------ Corinne Heline
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Pg 70
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