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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Nineteen of 15
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QUIZ TIME: To See what we have learned So far:
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MOO: the unofficial quiz
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The premise here is simple. Everyone in this modern day, age,and
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temporal span, kneads to no if you're MOO material. What other question could
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occupy the minds of such research SubGeniuses as Albert Einstein, J. Robert
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Oppenheimer, and John von Neumann for THOUSANDS OF MILENNIA of sideways time
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to produce a survey like this one? Literally nothing!
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Hence my own literary skills entering the scene, on a dark and stormy
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night when this was concocted. Fill this survey out, and add up your score.
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This should tell you your MOO-rating. If it doesn't, don't worry.
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Da Questions:
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1) In your own words, explain the principle of the Church of MOO.
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a) True
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b) False
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c) Nun of the Above
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d) Squid
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2) WOMBAT is:
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a) An alien hypercomputer
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b) A C.I.A. plot to overturn the government
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c) A MOOist mind-game
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d) An australian marsupial of moderate size and spicy flavour
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4) Question 3 was:
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a) Written in invisible ink
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b) Swallowed by a spacetime wormhole and sucked backwards through time to
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the time of Atlantis, whereupon it was launched into the depths of space with
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the departing continent, and finally recycled as the Colonel's secret blend of
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eleven herbs and spices,lightly dusted on dead flesh
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c) Forgotten
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d) What question 3?
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5) Eris is:
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a) The female form of "heir".
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b) The Greek Goddess of discord, confusion, and hot dogs
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c) Your friend
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d) A giant squid named Barney
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e) Terribly important, but reasonably forgetful
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6) wHAT'S WITH tHIS pREoCCuPAtIOn WItH SqUId?
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a) 0.00 - 4.99
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q) 5.00 - 9.76
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z) 15.2 - X.XX
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O) Bork
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7) "BoB" is:
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a) The saviour of the world
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b) A vicious alien being destined to rule humanity by pain
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c) A rather nice young nickel collection from Flin Flon
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d) "BoB" spelled backwards
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8) The 5ulcan Things From Pods are best described by:
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a) "Sinister, evil, surreptitious mind diseases"
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b) "The only hope of human contact with the True Alien Mind"
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c) "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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d) Using the vocal apparatus
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9) Louis Armstrong has:
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a) Nothing to do with MOOism
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b) A small MOOish subcult in Louisville, Kentucky
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q) MinBLATTTership in the Universal Life Church
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z) arms.
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10) Bagels:
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Q) Are edible
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%) Are alien invaders with nuclear capability
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O) Are Lucifer's servants on Pluto
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)) Are the reincarnated form of dead MOOist saints
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12) Bork?
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a) First there is a WOMBAT
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b) Then there is no WOMBAT
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c) Then there is
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d) Nun of the above
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e) All of the above
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Answers:
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1)T 2)T 3)F 4)Y 5)N 6)Q 7)R 8)& 9)$$ 10)O 11)F 12)T
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Score one point for each incorrect answer. For each correct answer,
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multiply the correct answer by your running score, and take the square root.
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Subtract this from your running shoe, multiply again by your IQ, divide by
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your weight in Forbes Units, and add 6. Otherwise, subtract 3. Add up your
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score, and compare with the rating scale below.
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-20 to -10: You're definitely MOO material. You haven't bothered
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to follow goofy MOOish dogma, catma, or anything else. You
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sure do think for yourself, and that could cause trouble.
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-9 to -1: You're definitely MOO material. You've got the right
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balance of "right" and "wrong" in your soul to mesh perfectly
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with the true Tao of Idiocy which is the Church of MOO.
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0 to sQuId: You're definitely MOO material. Your calcluating
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skills are clearly influenced by the Great WOMBAT, and that
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means your brain is ALREADY OURS!
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PLEASE REMITT ANSWERS TO:
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Canada,
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C/O Crazy People
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Somewhere Cold, Quebec, Canada
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Do not expect a reply.
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When it is recalled that Daath is situated at the Point of Where the
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abyss bisects the Middle Pillar and that up the Middle Pillar Lies
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the path of the Arrow, the Way by which consciousness goes when the
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psychic arises on the planes, and that here also is Kundalini, we see that
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in Daath is the secret of both generation and regeneration, the key to
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the manifestation of all things through the differentiation into pairs
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of Opposites and their union in a Third.
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----Dion Fortune,
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The Mystacal Qabalah
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1957 A.D
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(note Qabalah, sort of means, from an "Oral Tradition", not to be
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confused with the Traditions of Oral Roberts, or other Mystic Cosmologys)
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How would Donald Duck say "Fnord"?
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Illumanation of True Erisian Theological Debates
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Excerpted from the Grand Consortium Pinacle of
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Discord Convention of Kallisti and Rum.
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From: Grinning Coyote
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To: Anaximander
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Subject: Gothic Discordianisticians (or sumfing)
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> Yes and I think it's about time someone else noticed, I think the
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> original discordian rock song was "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Is
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Nope...try March Of The Black Queen...it was what Bohemian Rhapsody was
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fashioned after...and also by Freddie Mercury...on Queen II, Side Black. In
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fact, Queen II was truly a Discordian album...it had two sides, Black and
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White...
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Of course, Matching Tie & Hankerchief was more Discordian...it had THREE
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sides, side 2A, 2B and 2C...by Monte Python...<grin>
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