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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Eighteen of 15
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---I hate anyone who tries to see me as an illusion of Passion
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---The Goddess
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Holy Temple of Mass $ $ "My used underwear
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Consumption! $ $ is legal tender in
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PO Box 30904 $ $ 28 countries!"
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Raleigh, NC 27622 $ $ --"Bob"
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Book of BOB-O-BOB
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The Subgenius thing is cool, but not as cool as Froot Loops or Eris,
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so spaketh the Riteous S'Wingitus D'ickitus, and he called upon Neferotitty
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to show them unto him, and she did spake verily "NO you Farkin Moron, now
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leave me alone, or I will cast forth a plaugue Upon thee" And it was that
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she Took her shoe from her foot, and THWACKED S'Wingitus D'ickitus Thusly
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and fortunately It was but a sandal, however, it was bought in the land of
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Fayva, a Hittitte Province, wich produced poisonous Sandals.
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For it was in these Days, that no mediciner could be afforded, and the
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Pharissees Clint'us non inhalus, a Roman Satrap--had prophecied the coming
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of a time, in which there would be free Leeching for everyone, and Mac
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Donalds would give him plenty of golden frys. All thought he was Cookoo,
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and this prophecy would not save S'Wingitus D'Ickitus.
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He called upon the Goddess Eris, but she did not answer, her Machine Picked
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up.( In those Ancient Days it was much easier to get in touch with Gods,
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but Goddesses were still pretty hard to catch in.) S'Wingitus the mighty
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profit ended his Incantion before the beep, and it was then, that the
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Goddess got pissed (for she was just screening her calls, in case appollo
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was calling about his new Slogan).
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She Sent down a very annoying Toucan, with an English Accent to pester
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and annoy S'wingitus, and his descendents for Eons to come. She also
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decreed that An Immortal Wagon Salesman named "Danic Walteruss" would
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forever bug the living daylights out of S'wingitus. Some Beleive, that it
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was that "time" of the Millenia for The Goddess, she neither confers nor
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condescends to that.
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Eventually S'wingitus came to a naturally occuring fountain of Mountain
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Dew in the Plains of Kroger, and it was there that Weazel, the Subgenius
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Sorcerer came down from the Mountaintop with the Scripturezines of Bob
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Dobbs.
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S'wingitus remarked that with his 1 baud modem (they did not have fast
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modems) and the fact, that these are written on Clay tablets, they will
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take forever to download, but Weazel crammed them down his throat.
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S'wingitus Ate of Black-eyed Peas until he got them, and then read a few
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of them, before deleting them. They seemed Oh-so-cool, but he could not
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find the true discordian doctrine contained within, and decided to
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urinate in a shoe, box it up, and send it to the Holy Temple of Mass.
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He was never answered, but He bade all his followers do the same, and
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he gets great pleasure in imagining that dude, opening up a box, containing
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a shoe, with urine in it, and no explanation.
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This is why, the Subgenius faith is claimed as a misguided half-brother
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in-law to Froot Loops, and while we mention it at all. Probably.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Translated from the Sanskrit, with Philosophical Additions,
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by John Kanash, nunzio to the Profit.
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Subject: Eris
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Life is like a cannoli,
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Crispy pastry shell and creamy cheez filling.
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Um, well, I guess life's not a bit like a canolli. I have to go back and
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debug the CompuYogi 3.2.
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Anaximander
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---I do not hate anyone, besides people who suck.
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-----The Goddess.
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In the Doobbalah, all manifestations are said to have their origin in the
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AINT SOPH AUR and the successive emanations of the Goddess reveal aspects
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of her divine nature. The system is almost monotheistic in essence, but
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allows for the Observation of other Gods or Energys and the tenfold structure
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of the sephiroth upon the tree of life. The emanations as they proceed down
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from the Godess to the manifested world, are: KETHER ( The Crown);
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CHOKMAH (Wisdom); BINAH ( Understanding); CHESED (Mercy); GEBURAH (Power);
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TIPHARETH (Beauty & Harmony); NETZACH (Victory); HOD (Splendor);
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YESOD (Foundation); MALKUTH (The Kingdom)
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Occultists in the HERMETIC ORDER OF THE GOLDEN APPLE use the Kallistic Tree
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of Life as a matrix or Grid for comparing the Archetypal images of different
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mythologies that could be adapted to Ceremonial Magic. For example, the
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merciful father (Chesed) has parallels in other pantheons, namely ODIN (
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Scandinavia); ZEUS (Greece); JUPITER ( Rome); and RA (Egypt). Elivs (america)
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This system of comparison became known as MYTHOLOGICAL CORRESPONDENCES.
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It has become common in the occult tradition to link the ten sephiroth of
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the Tree of Life with the 22 cards of the MAJOR ARCANA of the TAROT.
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Portion of the Lost Scrolls of Anixamander
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Entitled: lunch meat in my shorts
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I have much in the way of Snappy quotes here is a sample
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The difference between monotheism and polytheism is like looking at a fence
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Monotheism Polytheism
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"Fent" "Fents"
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Same thing, Different perspective.
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