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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part seventeen of 15
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Swinging Dicks Trip to DisneyWorld
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a Parable/Account of Religous Journeys
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Using the Froot Loops Donations I receive, and the money I collect
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standing on the side of the road, with my "Will moderate Stupid Echo
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for Food". I decided to Visit Disneyworld in Orlando Florida, for your
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benifit. I figured I would tell you if this area should be visited as
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a vacation spot. Especially since there is alot of violence against
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Tourist down in sunny Florida. I risked my life to bring you this
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reveiw, so you better enjoy it.
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Okay, First I got there on Thursday night, and I checked into my
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room at a Howard Johnson. You know, I can't understand what they mean
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by HOJO, There was no whores there named Jo- I looked for her. Anyway,
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I was real excited and I wanted to get over to Disneyland right away.
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I took a shower, put away all my stuff, got dressed and got ready to
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get on down there. I also wanted to see Epcot center and all the fabulous
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multicultural pavillions they are supposed to have.
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On The way Out of the Hotel, I passed by someones room, who's television
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was on real loud. The Jazzy theme music to "Newhart" was playing. Not
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Newhart the next generation, but the Old series. So I went back to my room
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to see if it was on my television. Sure enough, Nick at night was having
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a Newhart Marathon. I love that show. I mean Howard is so stupid,
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especially that time he tried to put tile down in his kitchen, and he could
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not get them to stick to the floor, until Suzzane Pleshette Pulled the
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Paper off the bottom, and said it seemed sticky to her. Howard realized he
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hadn't even thought of taking off the paper on the bottom. Gee he is
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stupid.I think he should have got a spin-off called "Howard" instead of
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going on to be in "I dream of Jeanie".
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So the next day, I planned on heading down to Disneyworld, and riding
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Space Mountain and visiting Those Animatronic puppets. So once I got
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dressed and ready to go, I started to lead the Howard Johnson's, however
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once I got in the Elevator I saw one of those Security Camera's.
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So I started making funny faces and singing Showtunes into the camera.
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My favorite song was "Love...Exciting and New, come aboard,We've been
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expecting you...Set your sights for adventure, your mind on a new romance."
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You know, the theme from the Love boat. Anyway, I figure there's probably
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a security gaurd who has to sit there and watch you in the Camera, and that
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probably Irritates him, alot.
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So after a few hours of that, I was pretty Hungry, so I went down to
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Mcdonalds and got some Hamburgers. I was looking forward to getting on
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the Monorail that takes you into DisneyWorld. However, I noticed Mcdonalds
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had its Own Playground. It wasn't very big, but I couldn't resist going
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out there and playing for awhile.
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There was this Slide, and although it was only about 6 feet long, it was
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like 9 foot long, and you could do some really wild things, rolling down
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into a big pool of Plastic Balls. I tried climbing up it with my socks
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on, I couldn't get up to the top. I really couldn't it was amazing.
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Then, I sat on the Head of this big Mayor Mccheese, and wobbled around
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for a couple of hours. While I was on it, I imagined that I was Mayor
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Mc cheese, and I decided that I would sentence Hamburgler to death.
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Imagine Hamburgler stealing Hamburgers from all of us who live in Ronald
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Mcdonald land. The People who elected Me, Mayor Mccheese Trusted that
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I would bring Hamburgler to Justice and Protect them. Then I started
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to wonder How I would catch Hamburgler, he always gets away! Then I
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started to think, If I were Mayor Mcheese I would be made from chopped
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meat,and have a sesame seed bun for a head. That sort of freaked me out.
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So as I left I contributed the rest of my Trip money to Ronald Mcdonald
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House, I wonder how big of a damn house that stupid Clown needs?
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anyway, without any money they wouldn't let me in Disneyworld, so I
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had to go away. I stole some Flyers that were in a rack however, so I got
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something out of the deal. One was about Disneyworld, the other Two
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were for Weekee Wachee underwater Gardens and the Everglades Alligator Zoo,
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They have over 11,000 snakes there. Wow!
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The Principia is the wonder book of the ages. Within its pages is found a
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message for every seeking soul, regardless of where he may be on the path of
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spiritual attainment. There is hope, counsel and inspiration for the narrowest
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and most conservative of minds; while at the same time there are glorious
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words of light for the liberal and questing intellect. There is comfort and
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instruction for the simplest, and exalted cosmic doctrine for the highest
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Initiate this earth planet is able to produce.
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It is an error to say that the Principia is nothing more than an
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antiquated book belonging to a time two thousand years in the past.
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The Principia is a mystery book, a wisdom book of tremendous power,
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a continuous running cipher created by great Initiates and their helpers
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through millenia of effort. It belongs equally to the Past, the Present,
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and to the Future.
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So carefully have its secrets been inscribed in the Principia text, coil
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within coil, that the more spiritual man becomes the profounder are the
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meanings which this book reveals to him.
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As it is written in the Zohar, "Woe to the man who sees in the Thorah (the
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Law) only simple recitals and ordinary words!...Each word of the Thorah
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contains an elevated meaning and a sublime mystery...The simple take notice
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of the garments and recitals of the Thorah alone...The more instructed
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do not pay attention to the vestment, but to the body which it envelopes."
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Some Crazy People argue, the above could be applied to the bible,
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but anything could be applied here, if you wanted to make it fit.
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"Cowards Die many Times before their Deaths"
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---Shakespeare, Julius Ceaser, II,2
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"You want frys with that?"
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---The Unknown 5th Messiah of Eris,
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spake while seeking the meaning of Grease.
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))))))Ancient Greeks, did not have Crisco, They had Greece.(((((
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Meanderings of Dick
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Your a Coward When you feel your a Coward. The Masked avenger...
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As Clark Kent I take care of mis-understood Young geniuses,
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as Superman, I punish justly misunderstood old geniuses.
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I collaborate In the Exploitation of those who, lacking my
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courage, have been able to confine themselves to the role of
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spectator.
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it is possible to spend a life punishing people who will never
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know they have been punished.
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