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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Ten of 15
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Pinball An Eris/Loopian Game
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You don't play pinball with your hands, you play it with your groin too.
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The Pinball problem is not to stop the ball before its swallowed by the
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mouth at the bottom, or to kick it back to mid-feild like a half-back.The
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Problem is to make it stay up, where the lighted targets are more numerous
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and have it bounce from one to another, wandering, confused,delirious, but
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still a free agent. And you acheive this, not by jolting the ball, but by
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transmitting vibrations to the case, the frame, but gently so the machine
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won't catch on and say Tilt. You can only do it with the groin, or with
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the play of the hips that makes the groin not so much bump, as slither,
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keeping you on the side of an orgasm. And if the hips move according to
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nature, its the buttocks that supply the forward thrust, but gracefully,
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so that when the thrust reaches the pelvic area, it is softened, as in
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homeopathy,where the more you shake a solution and the more the drug
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dissolves in the water added gradually, until the drug has almost entirely
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disappeared, the more medically effective and potent it is. Thus from the
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groin and infinitesmal pulse is transmitted to the case, and the machine
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obeys, the ball moves against nature, against inertia, against gravity,
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against the laws of dynamics, and against the cleverness of its creator,
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who wanted it disobediant. The ball is intoxicated with vis movendi,
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remaining in play for memorable and immemorial lengths of time. nothing
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between the Jeans and the Subliminated fury must interpose the connection,
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besides skin, nerves, padded bone....Infact the best player, would be a
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women, with a subliminated erotic fury, a sly frigidity, a disinterested
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adaptablity to the partners response, a taste for arousing desire without
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suffering the excess of ones own: The Amazon must drive the pinball crazy
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and savor the thought that she will then abandon it. That is why this
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is obviously a game devised by the Goddess.
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* * * * *
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"Excuse me while I go spank my monkey"
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--Saint Butthead.
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Mooist Communiquado Intercepto
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From: Flog Sonata
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To: Partyman
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Subject: Bishop of Pain.
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Sadly, I am not in pain now that I have been made a bishop. How sad for all
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of us. Halfy was expecting me to writhe as if I had maggots in my gut, and
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yet I feel a ZENish inner tranquility.
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Everybody in de house say "OM!"
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"OM!"
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Putcha hands togethuh for Master Bish-UP, Flog-guh, SO-NOT-ah!
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If'n the gods be so funky,
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Like my l'il pink monkey,
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Den der ain't no reason-nuh,
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For huntin' season-nuh.
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What? Oh, sorry. I've been experimenting with chanelling. That was my
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spirit guide who seems to be named Flog-guh SO-NOT-ah. He's a medieval
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rapper. He sometimes possesses me and makes me rap. Quite embarassing.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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