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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Nine of 15
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Froot Loopian/Dead Head Game:
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Zoo, zortch, etc.
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These are the play terms in a word and eye contact game called"Zoom!", which
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is one of many games gathered by the folks at the New Gamers Foundation and
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published in their books.
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Basically, you get five or more people in a circle(the more the merrier) and
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instruct them that there are five basic plays to this game...
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"Zoom" is the basic move, and moves the "zoom" from person to nexzt
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person...to move a zoom, look at the person next to you(head movement is
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absolutely necesary) and say to him"Zoom"...he/she is now the possessor of the
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"Zoom", and may turn head to the person next to them and say "zoom", or they
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can do the second move, which is the "Zortch". When you "zortch" a "zoom",
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it's basically like blocking a shot in basketball. It stops the "Zoom" and
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sends it back to the original sender. In this case, the "zortcher" must
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continue to look at the original "zoomer" and does not turn the head.
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Now comes the complicated part..."mafigliano's" and a term which I assume
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"boing" means, the "ignorential lenki"...these are zooms and zortches with
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head fakes thrown in...for a "mafigliano", you are sending the zoom to the
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next player, but continue to look at the player who sent the zoom to you...for
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the "ignorential lenki", you zortch the player who sent you the zoom, but you
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do so while turning your head to the next player, as if to continue the zoom.
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Things get going pretty good, once everybody gets the hang of it...but what
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happens when someone is stuck(the folks on either side of him keep zortching
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his zooms?)? Our fifth move, the desperation move, comes in...if you're
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stuck, look at anyone in the circle and say "Hogwash" and that sends the zoom
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to them.
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Remember the basic tenets of new games-Have Fun, Play Hard, and Nobody Gets
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Hurt.
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Simply because they change and hide their names, do not give their
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right age, and by their own admission go about without allowing themselves
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to be recognized, there is no logic that can deny that they neccesarily
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must exist.
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-----Heinrich Neuhaus
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Confesio Fraternis Roseae Crucis ad eruditos Europae
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Page 5
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Ponder the Mystery:
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Games without Frontiers, War without Fears...
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The I am Rubber you Are Glue Buddhist\Eris Doctrine:
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Excerpted from The Sutra of Fourty-Two Sections:
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And the blessed One Observed the Ways of Soceity and noticed how much
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misery came from malignity and foolish offences done only to gratify
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vanity and self-seeking pride.
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And the Buddha Said: If a man foolishly does me Wrong, I will return
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Him the protection of my ungrudging Love; the More evil comes from him,
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the more good shall go from me; the fragrance of goodness always comes to
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me.and the Harmful Air of Evil, goes to Him.*
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A Foolish Man, Learning that the Buddha observed the principle o great
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love which commends the return of good for evil, came and abused him.
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The Buddha was silent pitying his folly.
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When the man had finished his abuse, the Buddha asked him, saying "son,
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if a man declined to accept a present made to him, to whom would the present
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belong?" And he Answered: "In that case it would belong to the man that had
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offered it."
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"My son," said the Buddha, "Thou hast railed me, but I decline to accept
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thy abuse, and request thee to keep it thyself. Will it not be a source of
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misery to thee? AS the echo belongs to the sounds, and the Shadow to the
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substance, so misery will over-take the evil doer without fail."
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The abuser made no reply, and Buddha Continued.
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"A wicked Man who reproaches a virtous one is like one who looks up and
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spits at heaven; the spittle soils not the heaven, but comes back and
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defiles his own person."
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"The Slanderer is like one who flings dust at another when the wind is
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contrar; the Dust does but to return on him who threw it. The virtuous
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man cannot be hur and the misery that the other would inflict comes back
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on himself."
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"Besides that, if you really piss me off, I will do some of that Kung-fu
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shit on you, and make you wish You had tried this shit with Jesus or
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something."
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*-see Curse of Fergusins Evil Air.
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