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The Eris Entropius
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Book Two
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The EntroHocusPocus
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Doctrine of The Holy Chapter of Froot Loops, and Useful Text file.
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THE WANDERINGS OR FALSIFICATIONS
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OF THE ONE THOUGHT OF
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His AssHoliness S'Wingitus Dickitomus
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(John Kanash)
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Wherein Is Explained
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Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
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About Absolutely Anything
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and then Some, but not as much
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as before....Wich was more.
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except for when more was
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explained, but less was known,
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but not as much when more was
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beleived to be known, because
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that was false.
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in case you are wondering, is a benevelont dictatorship, an
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echological experiment, an exercise in guerrilla ontology known as
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*** FROOT LOOPS ****
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This Text File describes a Wayward sect of The Discordian Soceity.
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The Froot Loops Cult as it is come to be called by some, is not as
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religously devout as others of its kind, and Prefers to work in Mundane
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guises. Essentially We are to Fido What Erisians are to Christianity.
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We have developed our Entire Culture around the Tellecomunications medium
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of our Faith. We speak of BBS's as one might of their Temples. We speak
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of Echos as one might of their Streets or Plazas or Stables. WE speak of
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Cheese doodles and Chilled Toilet Seats as if it were Cheese doodles and
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Chilled Toilet Seats so as you can see, we are "tetched by the fever".
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________ Introduction _____________
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Much as Inspired by the Devout faith of Erisians,and the Principia
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Discordia, This book destined to be a (Literatus Immortalus) as great
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as perhaps something written by wise old guys, who are long since dead.
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Perhaps even greater than the Principia Discordia, or the Farmers Almanac.
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One thing that Distresses me, is that the author of the PD,
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was so Vague about who created, as if anyone cared that an alien Inteligence
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of Some magnitude had created this text file, in order to subvert human Kind
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into its servitude...I mean this is immaterial.This is the Second book,
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if you do not have the Lost first book,then you will suffer until you
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do.IF you do not have the books written after these, then either we have
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not written them yet, or they do not yet exist, in this reality/form.
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Entropian Motto: I did not do it, nobody saw me, you cannot prove
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anything, especially that.
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__________________________________________________________
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to appreciate the full flavour; others again are
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subtly ironical or cynical. At first sight the book is a
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jumble of nonsense intended to insult the reader. It
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requires infinite study, sympathy, intuition and
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initiation. Given these I do not hesitate to claim that
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in none other of my writings have I given so pro-
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found and comprehensive an exposition of my
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philosophy on every plane...."
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---Alleister Crowley
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Book Of Lies
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Letters, WE get lots and lots of letters,
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-Dave Lettermans Mailbag theme
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circa 1993
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