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@ APPLICATION FORM @
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Must be filled out correctly and accurately for proper results.
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Send application via netmail to Robert Jackson (1:390/87).
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[ ] YES, I would like to become the ONE TRUE GOD <tm>.
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[ ] NO, but I would like to establish a friend, acquaintance,
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or godfigure of my own design as the One True God <tm>
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(for the first ten applicants)
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[ ] Please add a Holy Writ which establishes other false gods
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as Satan or Evil One of my naming (further info below).
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Answer each question briefly and as accurately as possible so
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that we may design the document establishing your divinity in
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regards to the dictates of your Divine Inspiration.
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1. Would you like the Basic Option Holy Text (no ups, no extras,
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just the basic facts) or do your aims as the One True God <tm>
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require a certain degree of hoariness to attract believers?
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Yes___ No___
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2. If you wish the Deluxe Insta-Hoar Process <pat.pend.> write
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a simple but succinct description of any esoteric symbology,
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iconography, foreign alphabet, illustrations, or elaborate
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fonts you wish included. Our inspired prophets and scribes
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will attempt to interpret your Divine Word <tm> to the best
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of their human abilities.
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3. (for the first 10 applicants) List below any gods, demons,
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or people you wish to claim as Satan, Agents of Satan, or
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False Prophets. If you have more than three (3) Dark Foes you
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wish to claim, you must instead use a vague clause condemning
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a Satanic archetype, who is legion. Specify the general terms
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of your archetypical enemy below:
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a.
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b.
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c.
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Thou shalt know my enemy by this sign:
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* F U H C U *
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"Hostile Takeovers and Leveraged Buyouts of All the World's
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Major Religions by the Year 2020! Perfect Vision At Last!!"
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