textfiles/occult/ERIS/1truegod.txt

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@ APPLICATION FORM @
Must be filled out correctly and accurately for proper results.
Send application via netmail to Robert Jackson (1:390/87).
[ ] YES, I would like to become the ONE TRUE GOD <tm>.
[ ] NO, but I would like to establish a friend, acquaintance,
or godfigure of my own design as the One True God <tm>
(for the first ten applicants)
[ ] Please add a Holy Writ which establishes other false gods
as Satan or Evil One of my naming (further info below).
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Answer each question briefly and as accurately as possible so
that we may design the document establishing your divinity in
regards to the dictates of your Divine Inspiration.
1. Would you like the Basic Option Holy Text (no ups, no extras,
just the basic facts) or do your aims as the One True God <tm>
require a certain degree of hoariness to attract believers?
Yes___ No___
2. If you wish the Deluxe Insta-Hoar Process <pat.pend.> write
a simple but succinct description of any esoteric symbology,
iconography, foreign alphabet, illustrations, or elaborate
fonts you wish included. Our inspired prophets and scribes
will attempt to interpret your Divine Word <tm> to the best
of their human abilities.
3. (for the first 10 applicants) List below any gods, demons,
or people you wish to claim as Satan, Agents of Satan, or
False Prophets. If you have more than three (3) Dark Foes you
wish to claim, you must instead use a vague clause condemning
a Satanic archetype, who is legion. Specify the general terms
of your archetypical enemy below:
a.
b.
c.
Thou shalt know my enemy by this sign:
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