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$$$$$$$$$$ Issue #11, Throw Away Your Vote for "Bob" $$$$$$$$$$$
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the best things in life are F R E E
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F R E E
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F R E E
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For more info, send all your money to:
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Holy Temple of Mass Consumption
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PO Box 30904 SLACK@ncsu.edu
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Raleigh, NC 27622 Finer BBS's everywhere
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YEEEEEHAAAAAAAA
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November 3rd is SMASH THE CONSPIRACY DAY!!
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Send a message to George Nyarlathotep Bush and the rest of the snarling
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Pink masses! Tear up a picture of the Pope AND Bush AND Quayle AND Helms
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AND Robertson AND "Bob" ! Nuke a Bush/Quayle poster for FREEDOM!!
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Dobbs-Approved write-in candidates for the top 2 spots include:
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1) Ren Hoek and Stimpy 5) Rush Limbaugh and Torquemada
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2) Ron and Russell Post 6) George Liquor and Mr. Horse
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3) John K. and Mojo Nixon 7) The entire Spumco staff
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4) Charles Manson and Pat Buchannan (they need a job, you know)
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NEWS:
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New comix: Scan #1 by Matt Howarth, featuring the Mad Empress
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New Savage Henry, and *2* new Post Brothers this month!
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Also check out Killer Cults #1
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[Exclusive picture of Dobbs at the 1992 Crusade for Cash tour]
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[Also contains subneutrovibraton sonic phrases from the earthshattering
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appearance of Rev. Fukk on Rob & Bill's Talk Show, 10/17/92 WRDC]
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"Throw Away Your Vote For "Bob""
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** SLACK OF THE MONTH **
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************************ Jerry Pat George
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This month's award goes Falwell Buchanan Bush
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to the unidentified man
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who exposed himself to
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the "pro-life" booth at
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the NCSU State Fair
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last week. Yeah, he got
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arrested, but what a
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worthy cause!!
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MORE COMICS---- A W A Y W I T H I T !
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Ren & Stimpy #1 by
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Marvel comics is
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finally in!! Grab yours
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now, this one may be
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sold out already!
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Comes with scratch-and- [Disgusting picture with Dan Quayle,
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sniff air fouler shaped Pat Robertson, and Jesse Helms together]
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like Ren. Stories are
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much more gross than TV
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censors will allow.
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Don't open the bag, or
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it will be WORTHLESS!!!
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Killer Cults #1
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Comic Zone Productions
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Exploring the lurid
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world of cults gone
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bad, this one starts
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up with the entire
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story of Jim Jones and
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the Jonestown massacre.
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Review: George Bush at
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NC Fairgrounds, 10/21/92
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After donning the official fake Press Pass and worming my way onto the press
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platform, I had the perfect view of a tired and incoherent G. Bush. At enormous
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taxpayer expense, he arrived aboard "The Spirit of America" train (what the
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hell was that "Operation Lifesaver" banner on the locomotive?). The only part
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of his 14-minute speech that made any sense at all was the call for a line-
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item veto. Other than that, it was the same old Reagan cheerleading
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BEST BANNERS: Clinton supporters who infiltrated the event had signs:
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"Re-elect Bush? Wouldn't Be Prudent." and "George Bush- The Farewell Tour".
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BEST JOKE: goes to Fuhrer Bush himself: "Clinton wants to turn the White House
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into the Waffle House." MOST INTERESTING COMMENTARY: the continuous dialog,
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Rocky Horror style, of the reporters on the platform. The press REALLY does
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HATE Bush. "Annoy the Media, Re-Elect Bush" stickers don't help.
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A midterm campaign examination on everything we have learned so far:
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1. Which promise on taxes by George Bush do you find more persuasive?
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a. His 1988 pledge: "Read my lips. No new taxes."
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b. His new, improved 1992 pledge: "I am not going to do it again.
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Ever, ever."
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2. Which action by a college student do you consider more important in
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determining your vote in 1992?
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a. What Bill CLinton did to avoid getting drafted to fight in a war
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he opposed.
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b. What Dan Quayle did to avoid getting drafted to fight in a war he
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supported.
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3. In the Great Owl Debate of "jobs vs. environment" posed by the Bush
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campaign, which would be more upset to wake up tomorrow morning and
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find was gone?
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a. Your job.
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b. Your planet
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4. Which of the following would you be willing to bet your next paycheck
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that the Vice President of the United States could spell correctly?
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a. Antidisestablishmentarianism
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b. Potato
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c. Cat
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5. What is your favorite family value?
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a. The right to choose whether to have a family.
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b. The right to watch "Murphy Brown."
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c. The Grand Slam Special at Denny's.
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6. Which candidate has the most appeal among young voters?
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a. Clinton, because he plays that hip musical instrument, the
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saxaphone.
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b. George Bush, because he talks in rap.
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c. Al Gore, because he looks like Superman.
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d. Dan Quayle, because he looks like Jimmy Olsen.
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e. Ross Perot, because he's an elf.
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7. Bush says the election is about trust. Which of the following would
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you trust Bush to do if elected to a second term?
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a. Never to raise taxes again. Ever, ever.
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b. To select only the best-qualified Americans for important jobs
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such as the vice presidency and the US Supreme Court.
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c. Not to throw up on heads of state while visiting other nations.
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8. During the sale of US missiles to Iran, the late Ronald Reagan was
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napping through the presidency and Vice President Bush was "out of the
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loop." Write your best guess as to who was running the United States.
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9. What is your primary concern about the US economy?
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a. How to spend the big bonanza if Bush finally succeeds in cutting
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capital gains taxes.
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b. Whether US jobs are on a fast track or a slow track to Mexico.
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c. That there be one again.
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10. What about George Bush reminds you most of Harry Truman?
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a. Nobody thinks he's going to win.
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b. He likes to fish and recently rode on a train.
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c. He's a dead man.
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REN AND STIMPY UPDATE
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From: Jenny.Lerew%bbs@quake.sylmar.ca.us (Jenny Lerew)
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OK, first let me say that I'm a professional in the animation business
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who's been following the posts here for some time with great interest. My
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reason for this is that I know John K. and his core group of artists,
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personally as well as professionally. After the events of a few weeks ago,
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John and I were discussing the situation, and I told him about the reaction
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of the guys on Usenet. He was impressed by the action a lot of you said you
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were taking on behalf of his show. I also told him how, with each new
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development, rumors were flying re: the reasons for Nickelodeon's yanking
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R&S, the future of the series, and whether or not he was going to have any
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involvement in it creatively.
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He asked me if I'd post something to clear up a few things. I'm going
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to try to be as succinct as possible. First:
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Nickelodeon's claims of *having* to take the show away because of
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missed deadlines and going over budget are false. John had gotten the series
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ON TIME. Nick has just put the show behind by their actions. As has been
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mentioned before, they didn't have to show reruns so early this season--they
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did it because they suddenly decided not to air the new episodes they had.
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Furthermore, these episodes WERE EXACTLY THE SAME, SHOT FOR SHOT, AS THE
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STORYBOARDS THEY'D APPROVED MONTHS AGO, so Spumco WAS NOT pulling a fast one
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on Nick, as some have said. I know, since I saw the boards, *and* Nick's
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notes on those boards, and the finished show. So why they got cold feet--
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who knows?
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As for the budget: When Nick took the show from John/Spumco, all they
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got was Bob Camp and some drawings. No equipment, no space, and NO staff...
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as I write this Nick has opened a new, expensive office for Bob Camp, they
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still need to buy everything to go in it, plus they have a standing offer to
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Spumco's artists to "go over" and work there for a big increase in salary.
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Sound like they're worried about the budget to you? Incidentally, not one
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of the important artists that drew/wrote Ren & Stimpy have taken them up on
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that offer. These are people who work in a currently tight market, who have
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house payments and (some of them) kids to feed. No sir, they won't do it.
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Some of the best work John & Co. has ever done might never be seen, as
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Nick is NOW slicing and dicing away at the remaining shows, in their various
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stages of completion. John is not going to allow his name to go on these
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shows, so be warned. When I heard that John had been made a "consultant" on
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R&S, I asked him what that meant. What it means, folks, is NOTHING. It's
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PR on Nickelodeon's part, to calm down all the angry fans they've been
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hearing from. Unless John has the creative control that got the series
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conceived in the first place, he won't involve himself. Anything less would
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amount to WAY too much less.
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The question is: do you want to see the shows listed in FILM THREAT the
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way they were intended to be seen, done by an artist who has been killing
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himself to perfect them? Or will you settle for a vastly inferior version,
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as Nickelodeon thinks, plans and hopes smugly that you will?
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Bob Camp, to put it mildly, is out of his depth as the "head" of production
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of Ren & Stimpy. If he *does* somehow manage to eke out the shows, the
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shows will suffer for it. It's entirely possible that when Nick sees
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disaster looming, they'll realize their mistake and go back to the source
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for help.
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If any of you think *that* would be a nice turn of events-- if you know
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that the reason this show exists is Spumco--John and the rest of his loyal
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cartoonists--then let Nickolodeon know. Don't be snowed by the company
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line. Tell them you know the difference between the real thing and a
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corporate, plastic changeling they would put in its place, if they can get
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away with it.
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BTW, the "inside dope" about John directing a Rescue Rangers movie
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for Disney is pretty funny to John. Where do these things come from?
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Andre Nancy
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MARROU / LORD
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Presidential Ticket
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Libertarians '92
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[Picture of About Andre Marrou, the Libertarian Presidential Nominee
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Andre Marrou] Andre Marrou is a graduate of MIT and has worked as an
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engineering manager. Marrou was elected in 1984 to the
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Alaska State Legislature where he introduced legislation
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to limit the size of government and reduce taxes. In 1988
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Marrou was the LP vice-presidential nominee and running
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mate of Congressman Ron Paul.
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[Picture of About Nancy Lord, the Libertarian Vice-Presidential Nominee
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Nancy Lord] Nancy Lord has degrees in medicine and law and is an
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attorney specializing in medical-legal and constitutional
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issues. As a businesswoman Lord could see first-hand
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how taxation and bureaucratic regulation were stifling
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entrepreneurship; this sparked her decision to run for
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mayor of Washington, D.C. in 1990.
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Scott
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McLAUGHLIN
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NC Governor
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- Abolish the sales tax on food and medicine
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- Throw out the professional politicians in Raleigh
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- Let parents -not bureaucrats- control our schools
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- Restore constitutional liberty & responsibility to our people
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- Cut state government and income tax by 30%
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- Free enterprise will put our people back to work
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- End corruption by electing citizens, not politicians
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- It's time now for a real change in Raleigh
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For more information call (800) 292-3766
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Andre Marrou and Nancy Lord
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1992 Libertarian Presidential Ticket
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The Libertarian Party
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is the Party of the future. The LP is America's third largest and
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fastest growing party. It has elected over one hundred candidates,
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and in 1990 polled over five million votes.
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A Party of Principle
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The LP has always stood for personal freedom and self responsibility.
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No Libertarian has ever raised your taxes or increased government spending.
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In fact, Libertarians have stopped or repealed taxes, including the Alaska
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income tax.
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Libertarian Ideas are American Ideas
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The Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights are libertarian
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documents. We believe, as the Founders did, that people must be left
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free to live their own lives, must be responsible for their own actions,
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and must not harm others. The only just role for government is to defend
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use against force and fraud. The Constution and Bill of Rights limited
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government to that role, but the politicians have gone beyond those limits.
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The LP Challenges *US* to Fight Back
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A 3% tax led The Founders to rebel against England. Now our taxes are
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nearly 50%. This money is wasted. The government gives billions to
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foreign governments, millions more to farmers who grow no food, thousands
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to cover Congressional bounced checks. They've even given millions to
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both tobacco farmers *and* campaigns against smoking.
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THE LP HAS A BETTER WAY
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The Libertarian Way
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Let's stop giving billions to foreign governments, millions to farmers
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who grow no food, thousands for Congressional privilege, and millions
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more to tobacco companies. Let's make government do its real job -
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*keep our streets safe and our land defended*.
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What if your bill for government went from 50% of earnings to 10% or less?
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What if your spendable income nearly doubled? What would your life be
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like? What causes would you support? What could you do for your children?
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*Nothing is free*. The government's supposed free services cost dearly.
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You pay for waste and political favors. Get more for your money. Confine
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government to the protection of your safety, and both your safety and your
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wealth will grow. We'll have safe streets, a strong economy, and the
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money we need to give our children the education they deserve.
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That's the Libertarian Way -you choose-
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government waste and inefficiency, or safety and abundance for you
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and your family?
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To help build this responsible alternative to the old parties,
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call or write...
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The Marrou/Lord Campaign
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P.O. Box 12417
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Las Vegas, NV 89112
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(702) 434-6362
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< Page filled with other graphics>
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[Cartoon]
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Wedding anniversary gifts...NOT!
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1st.....Naugahyde
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2nd.....Saladmaster(TM) Cookware
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3rd.....Axes
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4th.....Pillows
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5th.....Golden Hamsters
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6th....."Star Trek, The Next Generation" Trading Cards
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7th.....Spatulas
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8th.....Cellular Phones
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9th.....8-Track Cartridges
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10th....Spiders
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15th....Liver
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20th....Voodoo Dolls
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25th....Bungee Cords
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30th....Bauxite
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35th....Hydrogen
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40th....Weasels [Dobbs Picture]
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45th....Polystyrene
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50th....Tar
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55th....Wicker
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60th....Crotch guards
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70th....Hearing Aids
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80th....Plutonium
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N O V E M B E R C O N V E N T I O N S
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November 6-8, 1992 (Massachusetts)
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WISHCON 2 Sheraton at Monarch Place, Springfield, Mass. (413) 781-1010
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Guests: George Takei, Majel Barrett, Wil Wheaton, and more. Advance
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pre-registration by Oct. 15: 17.00 one day/25.00 Weekend. $20/35 at
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the door, $19 for Saturday Night Buffet Dinner. Info: K & L Productions
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500 Monroe Turnpike, Monroe, Ct. 06468 (203) 459-0413
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or E-mail: Chreotho@cup.portal.com
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November 6-8, 1992 (Alabama)
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CON*STELLATION XI/SCORPIO. Hilton, Huntsville AL; rms $49. GoHs:
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Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Dean Wesley Smith; AGoH: Stephen Hickman; FGoH:
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Mike Glicksohn; TM: Michael Flynn. Memb: $18 until 9/30/92, $22 after.
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Info: Con*Stellation XI: Scorpio, Box 4857, Huntsville AL 35815.
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November 6-8, 1992 (Florida)
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VULKON. Hilton & Towers, St. Petersburg, FL; rms $60-70; (813)894-5000.
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Guests: Leonard Nimoy, David McDonnell, Ann Crispin, Cheryl Mandus.
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Memb: $30 until 10/9/92, $40 after (children under 10 free). Info:
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Vulkon, c/o Joe Motes, 12237 Southwest 50th Street, Cooper City, FL 33330.
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November 6-8, 1992 (Illinois)
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WINDYCON XIX. Hyatt Regency Woodfield, 1800 E. Golf Road, Schaumburg,
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IL 60195; rms $77 sngl/dbl, $90 tpl/quad. GoH: Robert Shea; AGoH: Todd
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Cameron Hamilton; Living Legend GoH: Julius Schwartz; FGoH: Wolf Foss;
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TM: Rick Foss; Guests: Spider and Jeanne Robinson, John Varley, Barry
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Longyear, George Alec Effinger, more. Memb: $20 until 10/1/92, $30
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after. Info: Windycon, P.O. Box 184, Palatine, IL 60078-0184;
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(708)383-6948.
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November 6-8, 1992 (Massachusetts)
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WISHCON II. Sheraton at Monarch Place, Springfield, MA; rms $78
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sngl/dbl, $88 tpl/quad; (413)781-1010. Guests: George
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Takei, Majel Barrett, Wil Wheaton, Arne Starr, Michael Jan Freidman,
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Margaret Bonanno, Peter David, Bob Greenberger, Howard Weinstein, Joe
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Straczynski. Memb: $25 until 10/1/92, $35 after. Info: K&L
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Productions, 500 Monroe Tpke, Monroe CT 06468; (203)459-0413.
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November 6-8, 1992 (England)
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NOVACON (UK) 22. Forte Post House, Birmingham. GoH: Storm Constantine.
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Memb: L20 until 10/6/92, L25 after. Info: Novacon 22, c/o Bernie Evans,
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121 Cape Hill, Smethwick, Warley, W. Midlands, B66 4SH UK;
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(021)558-0997.
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November 13-15, 1992 (Georgia)
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PHENOMICON '92. Castlegate Hotel & Conference Center, Atlanta, GA; rms
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$55. Guests: William Gibson, Bruce Sterling, more. Emphasis on UFOs,
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conspiracies, weirdness. Memb: $20 until 10/1/92, $25 after. Info:
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Phenomicon '92, Box 12141, Atlanta GA 30355.
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November 13-15, 1992 (Pennsylvania)
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PHILCON '92. Adam's Mark Hotel, City Avenue & Monument Road,
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Philadelphia PA. GoH: Greg Bear; AGoH: Boris Vallejo; Filk GoH: Tom
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Smith; SGoHs: Pamela Sargent, Ray Harryhausen. Memb: $25 until 11/1/92,
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$30 after (children under 6 free, 6-12 $15). Info: Philcon '92, P.O.
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Box 8303, Philadelphia, PA 19101; (609)764-8294.
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N O V E M B E R C O N V E N T I O N S
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November 13-15, 1992 (Virginia)
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SCI-CON 14. Holiday Inn Executive Center, Greenwich Road, Virginia Beach
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VA; rms $58 sngl/dbl; (804)499-4400. GoH: Elizabeth Scarborough; AGoH:
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Don Maitz; SGoH: Janny Wurts, Frank & Laura Kelly Freas; FGoHs: Steve &
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Elaine Stiles; Gaming GoH: Frank Chadwick. Memb: $20 until 10/1/92, $25
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after. Info: Sci-Con 14, Box 9434, Hampton VA 23670.
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November 20-22, 1992 (Oklahoma)
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SOONERCON 8. Central Plaza Hotel, 112 South M.L. King, Oklahoma City,
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OK; rms $40 by 11/1/92; (800)233-2219. GoHs: L. Sprague de Camp,
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Catherine Cook de Camp; AGoH: Frank Kelly-Freas; TM: Mark Schulzinger;
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Filk GoH: Juanita Coulson; FGoH: Martha Beck; SGoH: Wilson "Bob" Tucker.
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Memb: $18 until 11/1/92, at least $22 after. Info: Soonercon 8, Box
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1701, Bethany OK 73008; (405)843-6427 (until 10pm).
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November 20-22, 1992 (Oregon)
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ORYCON 14. Red Lion/Columbia River, Portland OR; rms $61. GoH: Esther
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Friesner; AGoH: James Warhola; FGoH: Steve Forty; SGoH: Peter S. Beagle.
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Memb: $20 until 10/31/92, $25 after (children 5 and under free, 6-12
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half price). Info: OryCon 14, Box 5703, Portland OR 97228;
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(503)283-0802; 74007.3342@compuserv.com.
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November 27-29, 1992 (New York)
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CREATION CONVENTION Ramada Inn (formerly The Penta), New York City,
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33rd Street and Seventh Avenue. Guest: Marina Sirtis
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November 27-29, 1992 (California, Northern)
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SILICON '92. Santa Clara Westin Hotel, Santa Clara CA. GoH: Robert
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Jordan; AGoH: Richard Hescox; FGoH: Michelle Sagawa; TM: James P.
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Blaylock. Info: Silicon '92, Box 8029, San Jose CA 95155-8612;
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(408)977-0562.
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November 27-29, 1992 (California, Southern)
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LOSCON 19. Airport Marriott, Los Angeles CA. GoH: Barbara Hambly;
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EGoH: David Hartwell; FGoH: Mike Glyer. Memb: $30 until 11/1/92, $35
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after. Info: LASFS, 11513 Burbank Blvd., N. Hollywood CA 91601;
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(213)772-1511.
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November 27-29, 1992 (Maryland)
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DARKOVER GRAND COUNCIL MEETING '92. Holiday Inn, Timonium MD; rms $59.
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Emphasis on Marion Zimmer Bradley's "Darkover" books. GoH: Janet Kagan;
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AGoH: Rillan MacDhai; SGoHS: Marion Zimmer Bradley, Katherine Kurtz.
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Memb: $24 until 11/1/92, $28 after. Info: Darkover Grand Council
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Meeting, Armida Council, Box 7203, Silver Spring, MD 20907;
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(202)737-4609 (before 11pm).
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November 27-29, 1992 (Chicago)
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VISIONS '92 Ramada Hotel O'Hare. 6600 N. Mannheim Road, Rosemont, Illinois
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60018 1-708-827-5131. British SF and Fantasy media con. onfirmed Guests:
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Colin Baker, Bill Baggs, Jeremey Bentham, Nicola Bryant, Jan Chappell,
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Craig Charles, Frank Conniff, Nickolas Grace, Robert Llewellyn, John Peel.
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$45 for 3-day membership, $35 for 2-day, $25 for 1-day until 11/15/92.
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Info: Her Majesty's Entertainment, Ltd., P.O. Box 1202, Highland Park,
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Illinois 60035-1202 1-708-405-WHO1
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "Bob" is so sweet, his grandmother
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@@@@@@@^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^@@@@@@@@ cavorts with floppy disks!
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@@@@@@ @@@@@@ Damn! "Bob" is kinda similar to some
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@@@@, ~ ~~ ~I @@@@ "Bob" is worth his weight in mold.
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@@@@' ; ,-@< @@@@ May Mighty Mouse cough on "Bob" rudely.
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@@@@ _eW@@@ `@@@ You know, "Bob" is Tiffany!
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@@@@ @@@@@@@q j@@@@@@@ O @@@ "Bob" has the ghost of Elvis for brains
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@@@@ @@@@@@@@w___,w@@@@@@@@ @ @@@ Ketchup reminds me of "Bob".
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@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ } @@@ I heard that "Bob"'s niece does invade
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@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I @@@ the living dead.
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@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@*@[ i @@@ "Bob" is more enchanting than the
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@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@[][ | @@@ May Jim & Tammy Bakker run off with
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PO Box 30904 $ BBS: (919) 782-3095 $ 28 countries!"
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