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ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS!
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N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E N T
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O R I N D U C E M E N T T O B U Y
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A N Y T H I N G ! ! !
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DISCLAIMER: I neither advocate, nor endorse the information
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that follows. I just thought you might like to know...
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(excerpted from Stark Fist of Removal)
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2nd Authorized FisTemple Lodge of the Church of the Subgenius
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Dr. Philo Drummond, 01 and Cookie Drummond, F.G.O.T.R
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P.O. Box 1572
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Maryland Heights, MO 63043
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Yes, "Bob" inexplicably transferred his right-brain man (the first
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and only *true* OverMan) from Dallas to Dioxinland near St.
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Louis. Those who dare can now contact Philo himself at this
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only other fully-sanctioned P.O. Box. When Philo and Cookie
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(and the UberBaby, Christinita) were Transported, Church
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combo Drs. for Wotan split into WOTAN SOUTH (Dallas) and
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Philo's new 2000 DOKTORS. Unless the music is directly
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Dobbs-oriented, send your self-produced EPs to Philo, not
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the Foundation. Philo knows Dobbs better than anyone -- so
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all Church Bribes should be sent to him as well.
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And Philo possesses the last known stash of the second STARK
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FIST (tabloid sized issue). It's out of print and a sure-
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fire collector's item. You can order these precious back
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issues for $5 apiece FROM PHILO ONLY. We probably will
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reprint it again, but it'll *LOOK* like a reprint. NHGH got
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to the originals in the form of a fungus that attacks rubber
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cement.
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"The church of the SubGenius was founded in 1978 by DOBBS
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and Doktor Philo Drummond, whose true identity remains a
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secret lest his prominent family in Dallas be mortified by
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his unorthodox religious activities."
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(end of excerpt)
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I personally spoke with Dr. Drummond and Rev. Stang recently
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at the opening date for Drummond's latest Doktor Band, "The
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Swinging Love Corpses". The MagicK of Mail Order Sales is
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*STILL ALIVE*. Be sure and ask about the new video. And
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tell'em "Some Damn Old Nobody" from SWBT sent ya'!
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| My employer is not responsible, and neither am I.... | *UberMan for Hire* |
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Holy Temple of Mass $ >>> slack@ncsu.edu <<< $ "My used underwear
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Consumption! $ $ is legal tender in
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PO Box 30904 $ BBS: (919) 782-3095 $ 28 countries!"
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Raleigh, NC 27622 $ Warning: I hoard pennies. $ --"Bob"
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