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Post: 151 of 151
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Subject: In case you missed it...
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From: siva (The Destroyer)
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Date: Sun, 09 May 93 13:41:58 EDT
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------- Forwarded Message Subgenius Digest Sat, 6 Mar 93 --------------
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Volume 4 : Issue 39 :
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Today's Topics: All about electronic masturbation
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version 1.0 7 January 1993
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Neither The Church of the SubGenius nor this mailing list bears any
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responsibility for injuries incurred while following the suggestions
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below:
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SYNOPSIS:
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This textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means of electrodes
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and low-voltage, carefully controlled electric current. This technique is
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vaguely similar to the electrical stimulation which is used to extract
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semen from stud bulls (but it probably feels better). When you talk about
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running electricity through someone's genitals, most people think of
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torture. However, we have found that low power, high frequency (audio)
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current can produce some very interesting tingling and throbbing
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sensations. We have been reluctant to publish this information in the
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past, for fear that 1) a lot of people might get addicted to this
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technique, and 2) it might be used to extract semen from men against their
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will. We are in a reckless mood today and have decided to spill the
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beans.
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WARNINGS. Like everything that feels good, this method has risks.
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There is a remote chance that this method can cause tissue burns;
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molecules migrating from the electrodes can theoretically cause heavy
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metal poisoning; if you use a plugged-in amplifier and tone source
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(instead of battery powered) there is chance of getting shocked or
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electrocuted; use of electrodes that have not been sanitized could spread
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disease or cause infection. Proceed at your own risk. Because we have no
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control over the manner in which this information is used, we assume no
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liability for damages resulting from its implementation. If you are
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electronically illiterate -- if you've never handled a wire stripper and
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soldering iron -- DO NOT attempt to perform the experiments described
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below.
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PHASE ONE. You will need the following items:
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1) An audio amplifier, with 1 to 5 watts per channel of output power.
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Battery-powered is best for safety reasons, although we have used plug-in
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amplifiers for several years with only one unpleasant accident. Do not
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use an expensive, high-power amplifier; they can be damaged by short
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circuits and by being connected to loads of unusual impedances (which is
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what we'll be doing).
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2) A tone generator of some sort. An electronic music synthesizer will
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work; or you can use a tone generator like those found in an electronics
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workshop. (Hint: sine waves feel better than square waves.) A
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battery-powered tone source is safer than a plug-in unit. Do not use an
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electric guitar.
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3) Insulated, solid (not multi-strand), 18-guage copper wire.
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4) Soldering iron, solder, wire stripper, maybe some connectors.
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Cut a piece of wire 10 feet (3 meters) long. Strip 3/4 inch (2 cm) of
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insulation from one end. Form the exposed wire into an elliptical loop.
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Solder the loop closed with a single, rounded bead of solder. You want a
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nice smooth loop of wire and a nice smooth bead of solder holding it
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closed -- no rough spots. Strip a bit of insulation from the other end of
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the wire and connect it to the left channel "hot" output of the amplifier.
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(The "hot" terminal is usually color-coded red. If the amplifier output
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uses RCA phono-plug outputs, the "hot" wire is attached to the center
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conductor of the jack.) Cut another piece of wire 10 feet long. Strip 1.5
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inches (4 cm) of insulation from one end. Make it into a loop, as above.
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Connect the other end of this wire to the left channel "ground" output of
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the amplifier. Set the amplifier's volume control to MINIMUM. Set your
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tone source to produce a continuous tone of about 440 Hz (cycles per
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second). That's the "A" below "middle C" on a musical keyboard. Insert
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the small loop electrode just inside your urethra -- don't shove it very
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far in. Insert the big loop electrode just inside your anus. Now SLOWLY
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turn up the amplifier's volume control. Experiment with different tone
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frequencies and waveforms. If you produce some sensations that you like,
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congratulations. If none of these sensations feel good to you, this
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method is not for you; sorry.
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WARNING: Don't touch any plugged-in appliances while you are wired up!
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PHASE TWO. If you liked phase one, you'll eventually want to move on to
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phase 2. For this you need two different tone generators, a stereo
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amplifier, and more electrodes. The amp's left channel "hot" output is
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connected to a small loop electrode just inside the urethra, as before;
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and also to a large loop electrode around the "head" or "neck" of the
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sex-wiener. Use some sort of conductant around this external electrode,
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such as skin moisturizing cream, to get a more pleasant sensation. The
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amp's left channel "ground" output is connected to a small loop electrode
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2 or 3 inches deeper into the urethra than the "hot" electrode. Make this
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electrode carefully, and test it to be sure that it won't come apart (i.e.
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that the wire loop won't come open). If the loop comes open when you're
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trying to pull the electrode out, the wire will scrape your urethra -- a
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bloody, painful experience which can be avoided by proper electrode
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construction. Also, be careful not to nick the wire while stripping the
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insulation off it; you don't want to weaken the wire because the loop
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might break off. The amp's right channel "hot" electrode is connected to
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a scrotum (balls) electrode. There are at least 2 types of scrotum
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electrode; you need to be sitting down to use either type. One method is
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to use the handles (not the cutting blades) of a pair of all-metal
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scissors; lightly clamp them onto the scrotum, between the two sex-nuts,
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and apply some conductive liquid such as skin moisturizing cream. The
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other method is to cut a two inch square piece of synthetic sponge, wrap
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some exposed wire around it, dip it in salt water, put it on a coaster or
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small plastic tray, then sit down in a position that causes the sponge to
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gently press into your sex-nuts. The amp's right channel "ground" output
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is connected to a big loop electrode just inside the anus. The output of
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one tone generator is connected to the left input of the amplifier; the
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other tone source is connected to the right input. By playing two
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slightly different tones on the two tone sources, you can produce some
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very interesting sensations. For example, play the "A below middle C" on
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the left channel, and play the "A" an octave higher on the right channel.
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Or play "C" on one channel and the adjacent "C sharp" on the other
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channel. We have produced a cassette tape of tones that feel good when
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played into genital electrodes. If there is enough interest, we will find
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a way to make it available. We have not found much recorded music that
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feels good when played into electrodes, although some parts of Kraftwerk's
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"Radioactivity" album (on CD from Capitol records) aren't bad (especially
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the tunes "Radio Stars" and "Uranium"). Generally, the drums and bass
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notes in pop music don't feel very good. Maybe orchestral or "new age"
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music would feel better.
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produced by STEM (Society for Technologically Enhanced Masturbation)
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This document is public domain and may be freely re-distributed.
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Share and enjoy!
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