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Arise and become one with the Church of the Sub-Genius.
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" Start level three transference state, on tone."
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" Bob?"
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" You will become a part of this, registered in your sub-conscious mind."
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" Everytime you say, hear, or think..."
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" Bob?"
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" That will be your KEY PHRASE. It will trigger the entire message without
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your being aware of it."
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" It will signal your subconscious mind. Flashing a message."
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" The subconscious will absorb this message."
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SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB.
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Praise Bob. The fates have brought you into possesion of a Sub-Genius
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instructional video barrage tape. Prepare yourself. You are about to be remade
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into a new being through forbidden knowledge previously kept secret for cent-
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uries by the jealous priesthoods of many religions. CAUTION. Improper viewing
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techniques may lead in some persons to dependancy, seizures, cranial fits,
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pryaptic conditions, maturations, subtle glandular mutations and in some terri-
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tories... legal arrest. However, if the viewer follows instructions and trusts
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completely in Bob, this state can create an unsurpassible beotific experience
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that can last for hours, days, weeks, possibly even for centuries. This video
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tape bears a patented Dobsdrome power shell time code, which may cause some
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home video decks to act unperdicably. Although only a small percentage of play-
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back systems or their owners have suffered permanent damage from this signal...
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THE SUB-GENIUS FOUNDATION INCORPORATED IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
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for injuries or damages inflicted by paranormal events during tape play mode.
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The tape also contains sublim-minimal-hypno-pediatrics-trans-inducement tone,
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operating beyond the range of human perception. However, pets in the viewing
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area may exhibit unusual behavior as well as many small children and certain
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less evolved adults. If such behavior anomalies last more than two days after
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viewing, consult a physician. However this brain wave enfolding signal is
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generally harmless and should actually enhance your learning abilites during
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the program. Special interactive-homosonic-stereo effects produced on the
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altomade-cerebro-synclock-interoceter are designed to trigger stem cleavage,
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or brain division between the fore brain and hind brain. Using newly discovered
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break-thinking principles the viewers brain waves are locked into syncronization
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with the tape's underlying suggestions by means of neuro-electric pulses. Plant
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growth and gas mileage of nearby automobiles may be affected. For the unworthy
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this tape may be a one way ticket down a bottomless mental pit from which there
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can be no escape. In unreceptive viewers there is a danger of synaptic-backfire
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in the brain pan, caused by over heating of the attetion glands. This dense
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packing of brain cells without proper organic coolents, such as frop, has been
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blamed for three recent cases of spontaneous human combustion.
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Do not over medicate. High dosages have so sensitized the third nostral recep-
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tors of some viewers that they were unable to stop seeing the tape, even after
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it had been turned off. This tape is to be used only by the person to whom it
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is prescribed. Do not operate a motor vehicle following viewing. Do not operate
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heavy farm machinery at speeds over seventy miles an hour. The demons you may
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see during the initial halucination sequence are not real. If you do not panic
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this phase will end after a few minutes.
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Always resurface from the hypnosis slowly. Coming out of the tape has been
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likened to a total rebirth process, if managed successfully. If you have trouble
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re-entering the earth plain, focus on Bob and chant his name until you remember
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you are home.
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Do not attempt to flip the tape when you reach the end of side one. No matter
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what you are told by later instructions on the tape. There is no side two.
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However if you do discover one, don't look at it.
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If you follow these instructions, you will experience a profound cathartic
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reaction to flow of archatypeal images and racial memories. You may find your-
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self laughing and crying convulsively and even astrally projecting.
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These reactions are normal, Enjoy them.
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BOB LOVES YOU.
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CHURCH OF THE SUB-GENIUS
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TIME CONTROL
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PRODUCTION
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In association with
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SHOGUN PRODUCTIONS
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91/05/25
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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