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"Tommy The Cat" by Primus
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"I remember it as though it were a meal ago," said Tommy the Cat
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as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter that may have nestled
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it's way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met it's demise
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while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling
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machine. Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator. Tommy the cat
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had many a story to tell. But it was a rare occaision, such as this, that
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he did.
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"She came sliding on down the alley way like butter dripping off a hot
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biscuit. The aroma. The mean scent was enough to arouse suspition in even
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the oldest of the tigers that hung around the hot spots in those days.
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The sight was beyond belief. Many a head snapped for double, even triple
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takes as the vivacious feline made her way into the delta at the alley way
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where the most feared young tabbys were known to hang out. They hung out
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in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place
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and that was O'Malley's Alley."
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"The air was thick with cat calls. (No pun intended). But not even did
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twitch as she sauntered strait into the heart of the alley way. She
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knew what she wanted. She was looking for that stud bull. The he-cat.
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That was me. Tommy The Cat is my name and I say unto thee..."
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"Say baby, do you want to lay down with me? Say baby, do you want to lay
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down by my side? Baby, do you want to lay down with me? Say, baby?
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Say, baby?"
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