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BANNED FROM ESTRELLA
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-Ioseph of Locksley
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(Tune: "Banned From Argo")
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(c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III All rights reserved
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Oh, we pulled into Estrella Park, a-lookin' for the War,
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Then searched 'round for a parking space for sixteen hours or more;
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So we went to the autocrat, who looked up with a smile,
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"Okay," she said, "Park over there! It's just three miles away"
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And we're banned from Estrella, everyone;
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Yes, we're banned from Estrella, we just had a little fun.
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We're gonna have a battle there, for just three days or four,
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In SunDragon, at the great Estrella War.
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We went to the evening's revels, a-following the drums
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Lookin' for some Tulley Dew, we really wanted some!
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Along came a bunch of dancers, and they looked mighty keen
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Alonzo fondled one of them; she was the Outland's Queen! //OOPS!//
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We saw a bunch of Cavaliers, all dressed in fancy lace
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With polished boots and perfumed hair, each one a pretty face
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We thought we'd roust them out a bit; we took off at a run:
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Hrothgar took a musket ball! -Their- fops all carry -guns!-
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Jane wore Elizabethans, with hoops and lace and all
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And went off to the Royal tent to join in Giles' Ball
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The wind came up, and knocked us flat, it was an awful sight;
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Got under poor Jane's hoopskirts and she took off like a kite!
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Master Giles was walking 'round, with his fancy hat.
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Arnulf looked him up and down and exclaimed "Fancy that!"
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"I've traveled this world far and wide, a million miles or more,"
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"But a 'Lizabethan Navajo I have never seen before!"
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We all took off for Thunder, to listen to the drums
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And watch the belly-dancers where the fiery likker runs
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Lokisson was sweating hard, his eyes began to gleam;
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We dropped an ice cube down his pants and the damn thing turned to steam!
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