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by William Poundstone
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1983
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Two mentalities are at work here: 1960s rock fans and 1980s
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fundamentalist Christians. The idea of phonographically concealed
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messages dates from the Paul McCartney death scare of 1969. For
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hard-core types, the secret-message rumors never really died. Avid
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rock fans have auditioned ever album release since the late 1960s
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for hidden nuances. Backward messages, barely audible messages,
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and messages on one stereo track only have been alleged. At the
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other end of the sociosensual spectrum, fundamentalist Christians
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have gotten into the act. TV programs such as PRAISE THE LORD and
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THE 700 CLUB have propagated rumors of a satanic plot in the
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recording industry, no less, in which various albums conceal
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"backward-masked" demonic murmurings. If THAT sounds too spacey to
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be taken seriously, consider that it was the fundamentalist groups
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who were behind House Resolution 6363, a bill introduced in the
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U.S. House of Representatives by Robert K. Dornan (R., Calif.) in
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1982 to label all suspect records: "WARNING: THIS RECORD CONTAINS
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BACKWARD MASKING THAT MAKES A VERBAL STATEMENT WHICH IS AUDIBLE
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WHEN THIS RECORD IS PLAYED BACKWARD AND WHICH MAY BE PERCEPTIBLE
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AT A SUBLIMINAL LEVEL WHEN THIS RECORD IS PLAYED FORWARD." In
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February 1983, the Arkansas State Senate passed a similar record-
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labeling bill by a vote of 86 to 0.
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Contributing to the quasi-occult status of these rumors is
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the difficulty of checking them out on home audio equipment. You
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pretty much have to take someone else's word for it, or dismiss
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the rumors out of hand.
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From a technical standpoint, there are four simple ways to
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conceal a verbal message on a recording. The most obvious is to
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record the message at a very low volume. The message may then be
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recovered by turning the volume up while playing the record or
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tape. If the message is faint enough, though, noise levels of home
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equipment may garble it. If the accompanying music or lyrics are
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loud enough, or if the message itself is indistinct or
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electronically modified, it may be hard to hear on any equipment.
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A second gimmick is to record a message on one stereo track
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only. Records and tapes have two independent recordings, of
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course, normally played simultaneously for stereo effect. On a
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record, each stereo track occupies on one side of the V-shaped
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groove for the needle. On a tape, the tracks are recorded in
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parallel lanes of the magnetic material. The two tracks are called
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"right" and "left" after the stereo speakers they will play on.
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Otherwise, the tracks are interchangeable -- the sound mixer can
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put anything he or she wants on each track. A message on one track
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can be masked by simultaneous loud music or lyrics on the opposite
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track. With normal stereo balance (or mono equipment) the loud
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track drowns out the message track. At home, single-track messages
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can be recovered by adjusting the stereo balance so that only the
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desired track plays. Sometimes this trick also makes indistinct
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words clearer. Even if the words are not exclusively on one track,
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they may happen to be more audible on one track.
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A message could be recorded at a speed different from the
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rest of the record. Then the record would have to be played faster
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or slower than usual to recover the message. Unless the message
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was at one of the standard speeds (say, 45 rpm on a 33 1/3 rpm
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record), it could not be played normally on home equipment.
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The fourth and most commonly alleged trick is to record a
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verbal message backward. Reversed speech has several unexpected
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features. One is that syllables are not a constant in the reversal
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process. A one-syllable word can have two or three syllables when
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played backward. Thus "number nine" in the Beatles' REVOLUTION 9
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reverses to "Turn me on, dead man" (or something like it), a jump
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from three to five syllables.
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There is no simple way to predict what a word or phrase will
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sound like reversed. Obviously, you can't just reverse the
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letters.
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Reversed messages are difficult to recover at home. Record
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turntables are not built to go backwards. Some have a neutral
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setting, in which the pickup and amplifier remain active and you
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can turn the record backward by hand. But hardly anyone has a
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stead enough hand to produce satisfactory results.
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With patience, it is possible to reverse a cassette
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recording. Transfer the music from the original record or tape
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onto a blank tape cassette. Place the cassette flat on a table.
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Draw our the part of the tape with the suspected message and snip
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it off at both ends. Hold the tape segment horizontally. Rotate it
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180 degrees, keep it horizontal at all times. This turns the tape
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end for end. Splice the reversed tape segment back onto the two
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loose ends of the cassette with strong adhesive tape. Reel the
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tape back inside the cassette. The sliced segment will play
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backward on an ordinary cassette player.
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I rented a recording studio to test the secret-message
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rumors. New copiies of the records in question were transcribed on
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a quarter-inch master tape. Where rumor alleged that a single
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stereo track contained a message, right and left stereo tracks
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were transcribed separately. Records with alleged inaudible
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messages were treated similarly. To test claims of reversed
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messages, recordings on the master tape were edited out and
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spliced in backward. Twenty cuts or portions of cuts from sixteen
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albums were tested.
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"Another One Bites the Dust"
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Queen, THE GAME
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Rumor: When played backward, the lyrics say, "It's fun to smoke
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marijuana."
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Findings: There is something that sounds like "It's fun to smoke
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marijuana" in the reversed music. It is repeated over and over. It
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might be rendered no less faithfully, however, as "sfun to scout
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mare wanna." This "message" is the reversal of the song title,
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which is repeated as a line in the song.
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Let's make a distinction between engineered and phonetic
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reversals. When an artist records a verbal statement, reverses it
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by turning the tape end for end, mixes the reversed statement onto
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a master tape, and has records and tapes produced from the master,
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that is an engineered reversal. When the phonetic properties of
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song lyrics are such that they can be reversed to sound like
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something else, that is a phonetic reversal.
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"It's fun to smoke marijuna" is clearly a phonetic reversal.
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The lyrics are perfectly plain played forward ("Another one bites
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the dust"), no so plain played backward ("sfun to scout mare
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wanna"). With an engineered reversal, the opposite should hold
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true: gibberish forward, clear as a bell backward. Some are
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prepared to believe that phonetic reversals are just as
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intentional as engineered reversals -- that the songwriter
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painstakinginly planned the phonetic double-entendre. In the
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absence of confirming evidence, that just doesn't wash. It's too
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easy to find coincidences. If, for example, the letters of the
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alphabet are recited in conventional fashion (Ay, Bee, Cee, etc.)
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and reversed, at least five sound like English language words. D
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reverses to "eden," F becomes "pray," S becomes "say," V becomes
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"even," and Z becomes "easy." "It's fun to smoke marijuana" is
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likewise a coincidence.
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"A Child is Coming"
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Jefferson Starship, BLOWS AGAINST THE EMPIRE
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Rumor: When played backward, "son of Satan."
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Findings: Another phonetic coincidence. The repeated "It's getting
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better" reverses to an iffy "son of Satan," the "of" drawn out and
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the "Satan" strongly accented on the first syllable.
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"Eldorado"
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Electric Light Orchestra, ELDORADO
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Rumor: When played backward, "He is the nasty one/ Christ, you're
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infernal/ It is said we're dead men/ Everyone who has the mark
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will live."
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Findings: Coincidence. The supposed message lurks around the line
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"On a voyage of no return to see." Reversed, this passage becomes
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the expected syllable salad -- no one hearing it would describe it
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as anything but reversed music. Only if you listen while reading
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along with what you're supposed to hear will you get anything. The
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rumored version of the message is somewhat fudged. The passage
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sounds more like "He's to nasty one/ Christ you are, Christ,
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you're fernal/ There wiss uh, we're dead men..." There is no "in"
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in what is taken to be "infernal." The line that is supposed to be
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"Everyone who has the mark will live" isn't even close, though the
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syllable count is right.
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"Shoo Be Doo"
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The Cars, CANDY-O
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Rumor: When played backward, the word "Satan" repeated
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approximately eleven times.
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Findings: Coincidence. The rumor refers to the reversal of the "Shoo
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be doo, shoo be doo, shoo be doo..." near the end of the song. Given
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the mysterious logic of reversed phonemes, these three-syllable units
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can be hard as a repeated two-syllable word. The word sounds a little
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like "Satan."
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"Snowblind"
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Styx, PARADISE THEATER
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Rumor: According to a mimeographed list of suspect records distributed
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by Congressman Dornan, the words "Satan move through our voices" when
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played backwards.
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Findings: Negative. Despite repeated listenings, it was not even
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possible to identify the part of the reversed track that Dornan et al.
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are talking about.
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"Stairway to Heaven"
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Led Zeppelin, untitled, a.k.a. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
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Rumor: In reverse, "I live for Satan... The Lord turns me off...
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There's no escaping it... Here's to my sweet Satan... There's power in
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Satan... He will give you 666."
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Findings: Coincidence. If you listen very carefully to the "And it
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makes me wonder" lines in reverse, you'll hear something approaching
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"There's no escaping it." A better description is "There's no escape
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do." Knock of the last syllable, and you have "There's no escape," a
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complete, intelligible sentence in reverse. It's there, all right, but
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it's not an unlikely enough coincidence to -- well, make you wonder.
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The "Satan" in "I live for Satan" is good and clear. The "I live
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for" part isn't. The other alleged lines are unremarkable. All are
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phonetic reversals of the entirely lucid forward lyrics and obviously
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just accidents.
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"When Electricity Came to Arkansas"
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Black Oak Arkansas, BLACK OAK ARKANSAS and RONCH AND ROLL
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Rumor: In reverse, "Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan. He is God. He
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is God."
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Findings: The BLACK OAK ARKANSAS cut was reversed. Again, pairs of
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reversed syllables are being freely interpreted as "Satan." "He is
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God" was not identifiable.
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"Rain"
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The Beatles, HEY JUDE
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Rumor: Unintelligible lyrics at the end are reversed.
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Findings: A true engineered reversal and not really a secret. "Rain"
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seems to have been the first popular recording to incorporate an
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obviously reversed lyric. The story is that John Lennon accidentally
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spliced the last part of the song in backward and liked the effect.
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When reversed, the strange-sounding vocals at the end become
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intelligible as a reprise starting with the drawn-out word
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"sunshine."
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The reversal is less apparent to the casual listener than it
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might be because the accompanying music is not reversed. The ending
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fits in smoothly with the rest of the song, the vocals suggesting a
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foreign language.
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"Fire on High"
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Electric Light Orchestra, FACE THE MUSIC
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Rumor: When played backward, "The music is reversible, but time --
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turn back!"
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Findings: "Fire on High" is instrumental. About twenty-six seconds
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into the music, scrambled speech is heard. It is mostly louder than
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the accompanying music and begins with a two-syllable unit repeated
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several times. The seeming speech lasts for about fourteen seconds.
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Reversing the music confirms that there is a true, engineered
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message. In reverse, a voice (Jeff Lynne's?) says, "The music is
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reversible, but time -- turn back! Turn back! Turn back! Turn back!"
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All the words are clear and unambiguous. Anyone comparing this to the
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alleged reversal on ELO's "Eldorado" will have no trouble telling
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which is genuine.
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"Goodbye Blue Sky"
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Pink Floyd, THE WALL
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Rumor: In reverse, "You have discovered the secret message."
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Findings: The "secret message" is at the very end of the instrumental
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passage following the "Goodbye Blue Sky" vocals. It comes just before
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the words "What shall we do" at the start of the song that is
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identified as "Empty Spaces" on the record label and as "What shall we
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do now?" on the record sleeve. Played forward, the message is less
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apparent than the FACE THE MUSIC reversal: A reasonably attentive
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listener might play THE WALL through and not catch it. It suggests
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speech not quite close enough to be overheard. In context this is not
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unusual because the "Goodbye Blue Sky" instrumental passage includes
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"airport noises" and other sound effects. A loud climax in the music
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further masks the unintelligible voice.
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When played backward, the voice (Roger Waters?) plainly intones,
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"Congratulations, you have just discovered the secret message. Please
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send your answer to old Pink, care of the funny farm..." As the voice
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fades out, there may be another word -- perhaps "Chalfonte or
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"Chelsea" -- after "funny farm."
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"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
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Styx, KILROY WAS HERE
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Rumor: A red sticker on the KILROY WAS HERE cover warns, "By order of
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the Majority for Musical Morality, this album contains secret backward
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messages..."
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Findings: This is a case of second-generation backward-masking. Styx'
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PARADISE THEATER did not contain a backward message, though a lot of
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people said it did. So Styx has included a sure enough backward
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message on KILROY WAS HERE. It is at the very beginning of "Heavy
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Metal Poisoning." The reversed speech last about three seconds. There
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is no musical background. The words reverse to "Annuit coeptis. Novus
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ordo seclorum." This is the Latin motto encircling the pyramid on the
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back of a dollar bill. The usual translation: "God has favored our
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undertakings. A new order of the ages."
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The cover sticker's "Majority for Musical Morality" is a
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fictitious Falwellesque group in the KILROY WAS HERE video. Although
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the sticker suggests a plurality of "messages," only one was found.
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Space between "I'm So Tired" and "Blackbird"
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The Beatles, untitled, a.k.a. THE WHITE ALBUM
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Rumor: A reversed message. At the time of the Paul-is-dead stories,
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the segue from "I'm So Tired" to "Blackbird" was offered as evidence.
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It was held to contain John Lennon's voice, reveresed, saying "Paul is
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dead, miss him, miss him, miss him." That interpretation seems
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unlikely now, but there is a mysterious low muttering between the
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songs.
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Findings: The mumbling is actually just to the "I'm So Tired" side of
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the shiny "space" between cuts on the record. Each of the stereo
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tracks was recorded separately, twice, and a copy of each track was
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reversed. This produced four versions of the two-second passage: right
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forward, left forward, right reversed, and left reversed. All were
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equally unintelligible. It was not even apparent whether the voice is
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forward or reversed. Nor could John Lennon be identified as the
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speaker. There are nine or ten syllables. The first six (when played
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forward) are a two-syllable unit repeated three times. There is little
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or no difference betwen the stereo tracks. Any claimed interpretation
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of the sounds seems doubtful.
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"Strawberry Fields Forever"
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The Beatles, MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
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Rumor: It was, of course, claimed that John Lennon says "I buried
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Paul" at the end. (It's forward, at the very end after the music
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fades to complete silence, returns, and starts to fade out again.)
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But Lennon told ROLLING STONE that the words are "cranberry
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sauce."
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Findings: They are "cranberry sauce." The "sauce"/"Paul" part is
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indistinct, but the first syllable sounds a lot more like "cran"
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than "I."
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"Baby You're a Rich Man"
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The Beatles, MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
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Rumor: On one of the tracks the line "Baby you're a rich man too"
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is sung as "Baby you're a rich fag Jew," a dig at Brian Epstein.
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Or some think it's "rich fat Jew" and claim it as evidence of
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Beatle anti-Semitism.
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Findings: Negative. The two stereo tracks are nearly identical.
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It's always possible to hear words as similar-sounding words, but
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basically, the lyrics jibe with the published version.
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"Revolution 9"
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The Beatles, untitled, a.k.a. THE WHITE ALBUM
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Rumor: Various reversed and/or one-track speech. The reversal of
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"Number nine" to "Turn me on, dead man" has pretty much been
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discounted as coincidence (though it appears on Congressman
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Dornan's list).
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Findings: Distinction between lyrics and any hidden message blurs
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on "Revolution 9." The eight-minute cut is a montage of sounds
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collected by John Lennon and Yoko Ono. It includes discordant
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music, radio broadcasts, sirens, applause, gunfights, sports
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cheers, the crackling of a fire, screams, a baby gurgling, a choir
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singing, and much that cannot be identified. For this
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investigation, "Revolution 9" was transcribed four times, twice on
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each stereo channel. One copy of each of the tracks was reversed.
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The four resulting versions were compared with each other and
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against the original two-channel version.
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"Revolution 9" contains a lot of talking. Played in stereo,
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forward, the longest stretch of understandable speech is probably
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an announcer saying, "...every one of them knew that as time went
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by they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower..."
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One believable instance of reversed speech occurs: someone
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saying "Let me out! Let me out!" (once held to represent McCartney
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in his totaled Aston-Martin). Two iffy reversals occur on the
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backward recording of the right stereo track:"She used to be
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assistant" and "There were two men..." Neither is clear enough or
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long enough to be convincing. Some of the music, including the
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recurring theme, sounds more natural in reverse.
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"Turn me on, dead man" is a typical phonetic reversal. The
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forward "number nine" (repeated throughout the cut) is clear; the
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reversal is slurred -- something like "turn me on dedmun." It has
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been claimed that "number nine" must be pronounced with a British
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accent or with some careful inflection in order to reverse to
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"Turn me on, dead man." This seems not to be so. As an experiment,
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three American-accent renderings of "number nine" were reversed.
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All sound about as much like "Turn me on, dead man" as the record
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did. Like the other phonetic reversals, "Turn me on, dead man"
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must be considered a coincidence.
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Much of "Revolution 9" is on one stereo track only. Near the
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end a voice says "A fine natural imbalance...the Watusi...the
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twist...Eldorado...Eldorado." "A fine natural imbalance" is on the
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right track only, though the words that follow are in stereo. One
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of the longer bits of speech -- "Who could tell what he was
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saying? His voice was low and his [unintelligible] was high and
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his eyes were low" -- is clear on the left track, a bare whisper
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on the right.
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There is a stereophonically concealed "secret message" on
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"Revolution 9." The words are on the right track. They begin about
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four minutes, fifty-eight seconds into the cut and run for about
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twenty-two seconds. They are not likely to be noticed in stereo
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because of the much louder left track. The sound of applause
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begins on the left track at about five minutes, one second into
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the cut. Deafening noises -- the clapping, sirens, music --
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continue on the left track until five minutes, forty seconds. It
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may or may not have been Lennon's and Ono's intention to conceal
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the spoken passage. Given the haphazard quality of "Revolution 9,"
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the concealment may have been accidental. To recover the passage,
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the left track must be switched off. The right track can then be
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heard to contain a sound like a stopwatch ticking, behind these
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words:
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So the wife called, and we better go to see a
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surgeon....[A SCREAM MUFFLES A LINE THAT SOUNDS LIKE
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Well, what with the prices, the prices have snowballed,
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no wonder it's closed.] ...So any and all, we went to
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see the dentist instead, who gave him a pair of teeth,
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which wasn't any good at all. So instead of that he
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joined the bloody navy and went to sea.
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by William Poundstone
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1986
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There really are backward messages on rock albums. And the
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controversy over "backward masking" and "porn rock" has inspired a
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whole new spate of messages. There may have been more genuine
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backward messages in the past few years than ever before.
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The backward message controversy is usually traced to the
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1960s and John Lennon's avant-garde sound mixing on such tracks as
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"Revolution 9" on the Beatles' WHITE ALBUM. Lennon probably wasn't
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trying to conceal a message so much as create an interesting
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sound.
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The matter might have ended right there had it not been for
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the Paul McCartney death rumor. College kids tried playing Beatles
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records forward, backward, and at various speeds to find "clues"
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to McCartney's fate. In the process they found snippets of speech
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from Lennon's experiments. Even after McCartney was found safe and
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sound in Scotland, some listeners continued to look for hidden
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messages.
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Somehow, fundamentalist Christian groups became convinced
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(ca. 1982) that the alleged messages were commercials for devil
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worship. Not a single indisputable satanic message has turned up,
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but there were scattered attempts to ban or label certain albums.
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In 1986 one fundamentalist group announced that the theme song for
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the old MR. ED TV show contains the word "Satan" when played
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backward.)
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Ironically, the publicity accorded nonexistent messages has
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inspired several artists -- among them porn rock hearing witness
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Frank Zappa -- to hide real background messages in their music.
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It's easy to do.
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The performer speaks or sings the message normally, then
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reverses the tape, which is mixed into the soundtrack. This is all
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accomplished simply enough at any recording studio.
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What's not so simple is playing it back. More home record,
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cassette, and compact disk players won't play backward. You can
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turn a record backward with a pencil eraser, but it's not good for
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the needle or the turntable. The only way to reproduce the message
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with full fidelity is to use a professional-quality reel-to-reel
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tape player and splice the tape in backward.
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We used the facilities of KLOS radio in Los Angeles to
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reverse some recent records containing true backward messages.
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"Secret Messages"
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Electric Light Orchestra, SECRET MESSAGES
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ELO's ELDORADO album was among those alleged to contain satanic
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backward masked messages. A patient listening to ELDORADO played
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backward reveals no such messages. You hear only what you ought to
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hear -- the reversed lyrics of the songs, which sound nothing like
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the "messages" claimed to be there. In the wake of such
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allegations, ELO did put an (innocuous) backward message on their
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FACE THE MUSIC album. Perhaps they thought this would show how
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silly the allegations were. Instead, the backward-masking people
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seized on this as proof that the other "messages" were real. In
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the latest volley, ELO has named an album after the controversy.
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In Britain (where the backward-masking issue is viewed as an
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American eccentricity), the cover of SECRET MESSAGES has a mock
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warning label to youth about the hidden label. Word of the albums'
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impending release in the United States caused enough of a furor to
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chill CBS Records into deleting the cover blurb.
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The reversed message is easy to find. It's at the beginning
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of the first song, which is itself called "Secret Messages." You
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can hear reversed speech when you play the record normally. A
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voice intones "secret messages" -- forward -- in the middle of the
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reversed speech, lest anyone dare be so unhip as to not know
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what's going on.
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We transferred a new copy of SECRET MESSAGES to reel-to-reel
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tapes and played it backward. The backward message goes: "WELCOME
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TO THE BIG SHOW/ WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW."
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That's it.
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"Ya Hozna"
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Frank Zappa, THEM OR US
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"Ya Hozna," a six-minute composition on the first record of the
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THEM OR US double album, is ENTIRELY backward. The albums' inner
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cover, which includes lyrics for the other songs, says, "backwards
|
||
vocal -- you figure it out" of this cut. It credits Frank and Moon
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||
Zappa, George Duke, and Napoleon Murphy Brock as vocalists.
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||
Played forward, "Ya Howza" sounds like a record played
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||
backward -- reasonably so. The vocals are prominent and
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||
unintelligible. Moon Zappa's voice is curiously recognizable, even
|
||
in reverse. It is hard to tell whether the music was recorded
|
||
forward or backward.
|
||
When "Ya Howza" is played in reverse, you discover that the
|
||
music is virtually a palindrome -- it sounds about the same
|
||
forward and backward. The voices are all backward. In some cases
|
||
they have been modified electronically. Many of the words are
|
||
muffled. Even after repeated careful listening on both stereo
|
||
tracks, it is difficult to make out many of the lyrics. It doesn't
|
||
help that some of the words seem to be stream-of-consciousness
|
||
nonsense. Some of the unintelligible stuff sounds like opera.
|
||
Starting at the beginning of the reversed tape -- the end of
|
||
the forward tape -- the clearer vocals go like this: "I am the
|
||
heaven, I am the water." This is in a hymnlike register. "You are
|
||
a lonely little girl./ But your mommy and your daddy hold you." A
|
||
singsong synthesizer voice.
|
||
The most interesting part of the lyrics is an intermittently
|
||
orgasmic rap in Moon Zappa's Valley Girl voice. There are three
|
||
short monologues:
|
||
|
||
I'm like green!
|
||
I'm like squat!
|
||
I'm like soul!
|
||
Repeat, like soul!
|
||
I'm like pull, push,
|
||
Okay, like slow, slow.
|
||
|
||
You're never too old
|
||
Like slow, like slow, like slow
|
||
Okay, I like it.
|
||
|
||
|
||
All right, faster, faster,
|
||
Go, do it, do it twice,
|
||
Yeah, that feels good,
|
||
I'm looking great,
|
||
Yeah, fer shure!
|
||
Like, no way!
|
||
|
||
|
||
"No Anchovies, Please"
|
||
J. Geils Band, LOVE STINKS
|
||
|
||
"No Anchovies, Please" is a novelty song, really a narration with
|
||
sound effects, about a woman who is kidnapped after eating
|
||
anchovies. She is taken to a "foreign-speaking" country. The sound
|
||
effect of the foreign tongue seems reversed. When you do play it
|
||
in reverse, it becomes: "It doesn't take a genius to know the
|
||
difference between chicken shit and chicken salad."
|
||
|
||
|
||
"Darling Nikki"
|
||
Prince, PURPLE RAIN
|
||
|
||
"Darling Nikki," cited as porn rock before Congress, is about a
|
||
dominatrix in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine. In part,
|
||
the complaint was that the album cover (flowers, and Prince on a
|
||
motorcycle) wasn't explicit enough to warn kids of the suggestive
|
||
lyrics. Senator Paula Hawkins apparently was not aware of a
|
||
backward message hidden in "Darling Nikki." The last thirty-five
|
||
seconds of the song is gibberish. The music changes abruptly and
|
||
becomes a repeated glottal sound. Then a two-syllable sound is
|
||
repeated twice, something like "heaven, heaven." Unintelligible
|
||
speech follows. At the end is a sound reminiscent of rain or bacon
|
||
frying , and wind sounds.
|
||
Played backward, the message becomes:
|
||
|
||
Hello, how are you?
|
||
I'm fine 'cause I know that the Lord is coming soon.
|
||
Coming, coming soon.
|
||
|
||
It is clearly Prince and the Revolution singing this. The
|
||
words are clear but the intonation is funny -- the linger on some
|
||
words. Perhaps this is to make the reversed message you hear
|
||
playing the record normally a little less conspicuous.
|
||
This is a weird reversal of the supposed secret message
|
||
menace. Raunchy forward lyrics conceal a religious secret message.
|
||
|
||
|
||
"Judas Kiss"
|
||
Petra, MORE POWER TO YOU
|
||
|
||
Petra is an obscure group that sings religious songs to a rock
|
||
beat. As further proof that things have gone full circle, the
|
||
backward-masking controversy prompted Petra to include a wholesome
|
||
backward message on their MORE POWER TO YOU album. It is in the
|
||
transition between two songs, just before "Judas Kiss." Clearly
|
||
audible gibberish reverses to this (the husky voice a cross
|
||
between George Beverly Shea and Dee Snider): "What are you looking
|
||
for the Devil for, when you ought to be looking for the Lord?"
|
||
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