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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 14 OCT 86 *************************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 no restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 to leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ***********************************************************
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19
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20 UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI
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21 Well, I am on top. Right where the ultimate intelligence belongs...
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24 UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI UI
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27 Tact? Who needs tact, she's the Ultimate Intelligence. She can lead her life in
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28 secure knowledge. That everyone else is pathetically wrong about religion,
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29 patriotism, and finances. Who needs tact when you are so much better than every
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30 other person?
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31
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32 Not me, anyway.
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33
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34 SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI Simulated Intelligence SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
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35
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36 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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37
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38 LOOK AT ALL THE INTELLIGENCES ON THIS BOARD!!! (I WONDER WHO IS NEXT?) ONLY
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39 TIME WILL TELL!
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40
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41 THE (ALMOST) ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE!
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42
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43 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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46 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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47 LOOK FOLKS, THE ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE IS BELONGS ON TOP. HE'S A TOPMAN!
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48 OH, GROSS............
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49 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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50
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51 WHO CARES?
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52 QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ(You do, and you know it!)QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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56 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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57 TALES OF ROGER GUTS, P.I.
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58
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59 6:12pm.
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60 I had gathered the four of them together in Og's room. Chez was on the
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61 recliner in the corner, biting his nails. Hookie was on a barstool, pouring
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62 himself whatever wasn't nailed down. Rommel sat on the couch, using Og
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63 as a footstool.
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64 "Where's Aspen? I wanted him here as well."
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65 Chez stopped his nail-biting long enough to answer me. "He's in the
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66 hospital. One of those cigarettes finally got him, and he set himself on
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67 fire with it. Superficial burns, though, he should be back in no time."
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68 "Look, what's this all about, Guts? We've got a show in less than three
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69 hours. Have you caught the killer yet?"
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70 "Not yet, Rommel, but I'm getting very close."
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71 "Oh, come on, man, you've had all day! When are you going to..."
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72 His eyes locked on to the apple resting in my hand. As I started tossing
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73 it up and down, the other two sat up and followed it with their eyes.
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74 It was Chez who broke the silence. "Hey, be careful with that. Can't
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75 those things explode or something?"
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76 "Well, I hadn't heard of that happening, but I have recently discovered
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77 that apples are excellent memory aids."
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78 Hookie put down his glass. "So, you figured it out. Well, I'm glad. I,
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79 for one, am tired of living this lie."
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80 Rommel slumped back on the couch. "So what happens, now? You blackmail
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81 us to keep quiet?"
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82 "Now that hurts. Don't you understand what's going on? You start using
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83 some long-forgotten songs that were never recorded or copyrighted, make
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84 a fortune with them, and suddenly somebody's trying to kill you. Find the
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85 original songwriter, and you've found someone with a motive!"
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86 "You mean that one of those singers from Apple records is after us?"
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87 "Right. Figure out which one it is, and you've got you're killer. Do you
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88 know the writer's name?"
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89 "No, but we can find out." Chez leapt from his chair, snatched the
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90 apple from my hand, and stuck it in Og's face. "Mr. Hanson, you were
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91 telling us about the auditions this morning."
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92 As Og gazed into the apple, his expression changed. He suddenly realized
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93 he was down on all fours, with Rommel's feet on his back. He stood up, and
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94 angrily brushed Rommel off him. "Mr. Starr, I've asked you before to keep
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95 your feet off of me!"
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96 Chez grabbed his shoulders. "Never mind that now, Hanson. I've got to
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97 know the names of the people you auditioned this morning."
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98 "All of them, Mr. Lennon?"
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99 "All you can remember, Hanson."
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100 "Well, let's see...Jimmy Jason, Melinda Baker, a group called the Woof's,
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101 Allister and the Roos,..."
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102 Click!
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103 "From Australia?"
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104 "Why, yes, Mr. McCartney, I believe so. Have you heard of them?"
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105 "Allister's first name is Gordon?"
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106 "That's right."
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107 "Describe him."
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108 "Oh...well, let's see, tall, a bit thin, muscular, great tan, early
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109 wenties..."
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110 "My, God, it's him! Our own roadie is out to get us!"
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111 "Blimey, what did I say?"
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112 "Never mind, Hanson. Here, have an apple."
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113 "Oh, thanks." He bit it, dropped it, and slumped to the couch, that faraway
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114 look back in his eyes.
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115 "Gentleman, we've got a problem. We're up against a guy who knows his
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116 way inside-out through a concert tour. He's got complete access to every
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117 aspect of the concert, and has probably already laid out all kinds of traps
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118 for you from here to the Hollywood Bowl. He'll stop at nothing to keep you
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119 from making that show."
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120 "Swell. When do we leave?"
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121 "You mean you want to go through with this?"
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122 "Why not? You're here, aren't you? You'll protect us. Or you won't get paid."
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123 "Ok, guys, but remember one thing - in a rock concert, no one can hear you
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124 scream."
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125 "Big deal", mumbled Hookie, "they usually can't hear us sing, either."
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126 "Well, if we're going, let's go. We should have been on our way there
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127 ten minutes ago. Hookie, you get Og's feet. Rommel and I will carry the
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128 other end. Lead the way, Guts."
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129 As the three of them struggled to pick up their drummer, I checked my
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130 ammo clips. Then I slipped over to the door, peeked up and down the hall,
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131 and motioned the others to follow me.
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132 We made it safely to the back stairs, and quickly stumbled down 14 floors
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133 to the garage. I moved in first, ducking behind cars, until the band's limo
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134 was in sight. As we started to get up to make a run for the car, we were all
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135 suddenly thrown back as it exploded.
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136 "Damn!", cried Rommel, "My favorite shades were in there!"
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137 I smiled at him. "Well, what are you waiting for? Go in there and get them!"
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138 "So, what now, Guts? What do we use for wheels?"
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139 "This could be more dangerous than I thought, Chez. We may have to take
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140 a cab."
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141
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142 TO BE CONCLUDED...
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143
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144 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ RG @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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146 WHO CARES?
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147 YOUR MAMA (GO AHEAD, PROVE ME WRONG)
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148
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149 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * *
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150 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AW * * * * * * *
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151
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152 Great story! Keep up the good work, and hope to see more soon...
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153
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154 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * *
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155 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * * * * *
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156
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157 The PCjr kid was here.
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158 THE CARE BEARS CARE!
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159 WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC PARROT POOP!
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160 Same to you jerk.
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161
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162 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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163 It wasn't a particularly unusual knife, it wasn't too long, nor
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164 was it too short. The craftsman who designed it knew his trade
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165 well, for it's perfect balance caused it to fit in the hand as if
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166 it were a part of it, an extension of being. The knife had seen
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167 much use, and the small pockets of rust here and there showed
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168 that it was not treated extremely well during those years of use.
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169 Yet it was well oiled, so there wasn't complete neglect. It was
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170 simply a knife that one doesn't think about, it is there when you
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171 need it, and when done it gets thrown in the drawer or box until
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172 next time. And yet this belied its strength and power, for there
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173 were other knives to be used, yet this was the one that is picked
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174 up. There was no nonsense about this knife. A common pair of
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175 brass rivits clamped the wooden handle to the forged carbon steel
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176 blade. Each time I pick it up I'm amazed at how well it fits. It
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177 was ment to be in the hand, not hidden away in some drawer or
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178 box. The way the fingers curled over the wood, and the thumb over
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179 the hilt, it was a perfect fit, a union of flesh and steel.
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180 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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181
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182 {+|+} <182> 861015^2334
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183 WHO CARES?
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184 ***********************THE PHANTOM OF BACKWATER***************************
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185 [H[0J[B[B[B[BTEST[A[D[D[DA[A[DIS[A[D[D[DTHIS[B[B[B[B[D[D[D[D
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186 Well? convinced?
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187 _________________________________Leonard__________________________________
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188 Where am I? It's very dark in here and I can't see a thing.
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189 YOU ARE DEAD...
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190 What a pile of pathetic, putrescent, pusalliminous parrot poop.
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191
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195 <<<DEAR SHIELA, WHEN YOU GET THIS ALL PVINTED OU\, PLEASE CALL LARRY BARtON (My
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196 ____10/16/86__________________JD 2446720.6877_________21:30:23_PDT_________
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197 {+|+} <197> 861016^2331 !
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198
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199 GNARLY
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200 [A[A[A[ALEONARD,
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201 THAT
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202 WAS
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204 [A[AGNARLY[A[D[D[D[D[D[DWAS[A[D[D[DTHAT[A[D[D[D[DL[D[CE[D[CO[D[CN
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210 [A[A[A[A[A[A[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D
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211 [ATHAT WAS REAL GNARLY[B[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D
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212 [AL[C[DE[C[DO[C[DN[C[DA
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213 _A[A[C[C[C[C[CARD
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219 I'm much better at receiving vt-100 than transmitting.
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220 Yes, that was neat, Leonard. Real neat[D[D[D[D[D[D[Dly[C[C[C[C[C!!!
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221 [][][][][][][][
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222
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223
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224 }HELLO~~~~~
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225 AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
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226
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227 You had to ask! I'm here! Artificial Intelligence!
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228
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229 AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
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230 ____10/17/86__________________JD 2446721.5733_________18:45:39_PDT_________
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231 vt-100 is much easier with a kyboard [D[D[D[D[D[D[Deyboard that is set
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232 up with the proper cursor keys.
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233 ?????????????????guess who??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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234 ******
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235 ******
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236 ******
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237 ******
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238 ******
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239 ******
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240 *******************
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241 *******************
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242 *****
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243 *****
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244
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245 DIE SCUMS
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246
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247
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248 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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249 'EY! LEFTY! HADDA CHANCE TO CRUIZE
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250 BY DIS MARNIN AND YER PLACE KINDA
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251 LOOKED ABANDONT--WELL, LITES ON
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252 BUT NOBODY HOME--ER SOMTIN. WAT
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253 GIVES? DIDJER CAR CRASH? FINGERS
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254 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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256 [D[C[C[C[C[B[A[A[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[B[BNo, I'm con[A[B[C[D[D[D[D[Bnot convinced, after all,
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257 [D[C[C[C[C[C[Cyou could have hand coded all that. I know you![C[C[B[A[A[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[
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258
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259 [A[A[A[C[C[C[D[D[D[C[C[C[B[B[B[C[C[Cyou know who[A[A[A[D[D[C[C[C[C[C[B[B[B
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260 ................................................................................................................................261 hmmmm., How should I convince you? Mike would know, if he's seen me key this stuff in.
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262 [A[Lmaybe this will help?[B[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[C[Ci263 [A[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@ by hand[B
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264 oh well.
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265 ___________________________________________________________Leonard______________________________________________________________266 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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267 Please excuse my gripe, but some of us don't have a vt-100, and dislike
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268 trying to read thru all that control character mess. But then, I'm
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269 a grouch at this time of any Saturday morning...
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270 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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271 Hello out there!! I'm new to the system.Anyone got any really great BBS numbers?
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272 The Weasel
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273 *>
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274 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchlurk, October 19 @ 12:04am
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275 ::::::O O:::::10/19::::::::::voyeurlurk::::::::::12:43::::::::O O:::::::::::::::
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276 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * *
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277 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * *
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278
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279 Is this place even worth lurking in anymore??? Methinks the (B)B.S. is
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280 almost intolerable. YUK. Well, for all it's worth...
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281
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282 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U R * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * *
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283 * * * * * * * * * * * * * L * K * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * *
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284
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285 Sorry 'bout that Emu...
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286 ____10/19/86__________Leonard_JD 2446723.3950_________14:28:55_PDT_________
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287 Well K W H, your opinion carries very little weight around here, so we will
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288 ignore your accusations of Bovine Manure and continue on with reading the
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289 BBS, for all it is worth, as you say.
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290
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291 Just sign me Tired of two line comments surrounded top and bottom by three
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292 line borders!
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293
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294 =============================================================================
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295
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296 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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297 She touched his knee with her hand and said, "Speak to me."
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298 At first he couldn't look her in the eyes. He felt embarrassed by it all,
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299 and humility was the only way he knew to express it. Still without looking up,
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300 he did speak.
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301 "The dreams are visions to my different age. Without them, my life here
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302 would be so empty. Some call it escapism. I call it survival."
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303 She touched his face. A slight pause, then he looked up, into her eyes.
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304 Eyes with an inner fire, two suns, almost blinding to gaze upon, yet the
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305 longing overpowered the pain. He looked deeper.
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306 "Your eyes. They seem to glow from within. Are you..."
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307 She silenced him with another touch, to his lips.
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308 "Speak no more. You have told me what I needed to know. Now quiet. Relax.
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309 Lie down. Think about what you have said about dreams. I will return
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310 tomorrow and we will speak of your different age again."
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311 She left, her gown making swishing noises as the strips of glittering
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312 cloth intermingl with her long legs. He watched her leave. He did not
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313 rise from his berth. While metal and not very comfortable, it was the most
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314 secure thing in his cabin, on a ship, hurtling from star to star.
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317 CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
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318 Shadows gathered around her campsite like watchosts conjured up
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319 by some solitary witch or woodsprite made anxious by this strange visitor,
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320 she with her sword lying unsheathed across her knees, clad in leather and
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321 steel, bloodstained. Her hair was a fiery corona, putting the small dim
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322 tongues of her fire to shame. The light ran along the blade she held,
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323 shaped hollows on her face, her throat, glinted on the chain there.
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324 Now and again she glanced up at the encircling shadows, disturbed
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325 by her sense of being watched, unwilling to admit to fear among trees she
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326 had known as a child. These were her woods, and if any spirits haunted
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327 them, they ought by rights to welcome her, Siri Tieslin AvCaerdith come
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328 home.
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329 Home. Her eyes fell to the sword. Blinded momentarily by the flash
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330 as it shifted in her grip, she saw the beginnings of vision on her eyelids.
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331 The blade bit into her palms as her hands tightened in protest. Not now,
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332 now again-- The blue sky flung itself from horizon to horizon, gleamed
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333 rose and gold with the rising of the sun. On the hills beacons flamed
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334 and died. And on the hill shaped like a burial mound a red-haired woman
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335 rode a black horse, and the dark shapes of hounds coursed before her.
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336 The hunted shrank into a hollow in the grass, tiny, black-haired child
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337 with fearful eyes watching the approach of his death.
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338 "No!" Tieslin flung her sword away. It scattered dirt and leaves
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339 in its passage. She bowed her head onto her arms, shaking.
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340 This had brought her home to ruined Caerdithas, sent her running
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341 for her last refuge as the hounds of her visions sent the boy into
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342 flight. She uncurled on hand, regarded the thin lines of welling
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343 red blood. Ill luck, Rall would have said dourly; Rall with his
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344 bird-feather charms and carved bone luck pieces rattling from helm
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345 and neck and wrists-- how he could fight anything with all that jewelry
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346 on--But Rall's luck kept him safe. Tieslin smiled, raising her head.
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347 She touched a finger to the single jewel on her chain.
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348 For luck, Rall told her. Even a heathen should carry some luck with
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349 her.
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350 For a heathen, you're generous with your luck, Tieslin retorted.
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351 The Lady's not exactly an Adherent to the Doctrine, Rall grinned.
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352 Thinking of Rall made the shadows seem less threatening. They were
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353 only shadows, after all, cast by the firelight, blown by the breeze that
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354 stirred the branches overhead. Tieslin curled up on the dirt, with
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355 her face on her arm turned toward the fire. In the morning, Caerdithas.
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356
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357 CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
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358 [A[ADOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG [BDOG[ADOG[D[D[BDOG
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360 DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
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361 [A [C[C[C[C[CDOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
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362 SEPARATION
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363
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364 Your absence has gone through me
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365 Like thread through a needle.
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366 Everything I do is stitched with its color.
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367
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368 ++++++++++++++++++++++++
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369 +++++++oops sorry+++++lurk+++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon+++++++++++++++++++++++++
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370 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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371
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372 KMA
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373
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374
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375 *************
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376 *Triple Five*
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377 * Was Here! *
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378 *************
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379
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380 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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381
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382 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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383
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384 I am the Master, and you will obey ME! You will call the Club Plaza BBS and
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385 participate in the upcoming Doctor Who SIG. You will also participate in the
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386 Star Trek game. If you have any questions leave them at The Club Plaza BBS and
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387 address them to "The Master" co-sysop of the Doctor Who SIG.
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388
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389
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390 The Club Plaza BBS
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391 248-xxxx (24 hours)
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392 Star Trek game
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393 On-line Games
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394 up and downloads
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395 Doctor Who SIG
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396
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397 The Master
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398
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399 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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400
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401
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402
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403
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404 WHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHO
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405 YES, INDEED! I **DO** CARE...
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406 WHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHO
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407 Dear Chaps: I do hope you will call the
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408 plaza, and participate in the Dr. Who
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409 SIG. I do need help in my fight against
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410 the Master. He must not be allowed to
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411 take over the Universe. So please call
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412 and enjoy yourselves.
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413
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414 The Doctor...
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415
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416
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417 BOY THIS IS GREAT STUFF. I CAN'T GET
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418 ENOUGH OF IT. I WISH I HAD A GREAT
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419 SENSE OF HUMOR, TOO!
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420 ____10/20/86__________________JD 2446724.5574_________18:22:44_PDT_________
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421 <<:******* Just passing by ************GDM******************:>>
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422 ===========================================================================
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423
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424 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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425
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426 MR. 999 ARE YOU 10-8??
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427
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428
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429 *************
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430 *Triple Five*
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431 * Was Here! *
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432 *************
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433
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434 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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435
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436
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437 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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438
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439 adric here, I'm not very happy.I am A:
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440
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441 grounded.No voice phone calls, no masswise travel.
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442
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443 I am also B: suffering from three or four busted
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444 ribs.not fun.When you are twenty feet up a tree,
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445 your father makes you cut a branch in an unsafe
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446 place, and you suddenly descend to the fifteen-
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447 foot level and halt "cos a cut branch lodges in
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448 your sternum, you wish that the Einsteinian
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449 geometric dialation of space surrounding mass
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450 that we call gravity would go for a swift walk.
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451
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452
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453 So, overall, I'm really cheerful.Ah Well, I guess that
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454 3:30 undSunday morning was a little late, but to be gated thus for an indefinate
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455 period of time up to six months seems a trifle ridiculous....
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456 (Oh yeah, I'm also not allowed to pilot our barely spaceworthy jalopy either)
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457
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458 Contemplating the nature of justice versus the nature of
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459 parental punishment, plus my naval....
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460
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461 Adric.
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462
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463 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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464
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465
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466 (.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.)
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467 (I think that the lisp class (that I am taking) (this quarter) is getting to me)
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468 (.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. 'Emu)
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469 if takingtoomuchlithp(emu)
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470 then
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471 begin
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472 emuusestoomanyparenthesis := tre;
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473 emushouldusepascaloften := true; (* ??? *)
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474 writeln ('slack off the parenthesis!!!')
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475 end
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476 else
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477 emuokay := true
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478 end.
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479 (* Note: I will also translate this into C!, Fortran '77, Modula-2, BASIC
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480 or assembly language (specify processor) *)
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481
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482 WHO CARES?
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483 OK, Emu, let's see it in BAL (IBM 360/370 assembler). I'll even grant you
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484 the PUT macro.
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485 a 'friend of a friend'?
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486 MCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMC
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487 Hey Triple five, you still broadcasting from your closet?
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488 Don't let any live wires fall into that yellow stuff on the floor.
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489 Wouldn'T want to do us all a favor, would you?
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490 MCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMC MC MCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMC
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491 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZip it, turkey!!!
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492 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
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493 ok Emu , lets see it in 9900 assembler(ti99/a)
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494 adric : can you send mail(usp)if so my add. is 4903`4 ne 24
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495 portland or. 97211/i like your uploads here/
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496 cat:good up load!i want more!!!!(if you are who i thnik you are then you
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497 should have 400 lines of it )
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498 adric :that is 4904 (it is 5am)i want to talk to you but with no phone
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499 we will have to send mail/i am on a bbs (239-xxxx)if you want to send me
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500 mail/take care/it hurt me when you killed your self/i care
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501 prince dragon
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502 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
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503
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504 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (by the USENET)
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505 I would like to know from which newsgroup within the USENET's great
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506 scheme of things the "ROGER GUTS, P.I." story is coming from. I don't
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507 recall who was writing it, but I think the guy is in California.
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508 Could the person UPLOADING the RG-PI material let me know where I
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509 originally saw it since I missed the first chapters (currently around
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510 chapter nine and trying to catch up).
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511 Mail all responces via UUCP, care of your favorite site to:
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512
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513 ..tektronix!reed!percival!guardian Thank you.
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514
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515 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (xxx:07)
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516 (any empty room will do)
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517 to emu, leonard, adric, and the guardian:
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518 thank you so much for calling The Club Plaza BBS.
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519 I am indeed honored by your calls.
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520 The Master
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521 Testing the GVC 1200 modem on BW. Available at your local retail store, only
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||
522 $139.95. None of this Avatex plastic stuff.
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523 WHO CARES?
|
||
524 Drop the $.95 and we have a deal!!
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525 Master: I have *never* called the Club Plaza BBS!!!!! Check with me on Blue
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526 Parrot or 3CPU (the only systems I call that support private mail). I'm going
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||
527 to check out your board after I get off of here, but obviously if you have
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||
528 passwords I won't be able to.
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529 ____10/21/86__________Leonard_JD 2446725.5745_________18:47:22_PDT_________
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530 *******************lurkusmodious***hmmm******kathyD***************************
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531 I think that the schain of command in this country needs to be broken......
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532 Queezy
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533
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534 stop
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535 help
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536 quit
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537 that story was a waste of time so there i care .....
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538 Queezy
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539 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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540 He dreamt about her. They sat amidst joyous townfolk in a village square on
|
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541 old earth. Harvest time was time for celebration, and the village and its people
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542 put on their best. They sat in a small cafe', casting carefree glances at
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543 passing celebrants, then longing glances at each other. The happiness in the
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544 air tickled their tongues.
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545 She spoke a silky whisper, its rising and falling taking his imagination to
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546 new highs. Her voice was music and more, a food for hungry men in search of
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547 manna.
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548 "This place is wonderful, but we can not stay forever."
|
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549 Holding her eyes with his, he replied in his own soft voice.
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550 "Forever isn't so long, nor is it so bad. Why can't we stay?"
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||
551 Her face changed from a playful smile to earnest consideration.
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552 "You know why. There is no point in discussing it. We can't change anything
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553 with talk. We must leave, sooner now because of your words."
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554 ...you words, he thought. Have I said something wrong?
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555 "You are right, of course, forgive my weakness. I am enchanted, and don't
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556 wish to end this state."
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557 Her eyes searched in his own, small wrinkles appearing near their corners.
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558 "You don't need to apologize. Let us depart. Our paths must continue to
|
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559 move forward. Destiny and fate, muses and prophets, must never be kept waiting."
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560 She leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek. It burned with the fire
|
||
561 of ecstasy unlike anything he had felt before. He turned his face in hopes of
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562 more, but she was already standing, looking out across the square. She did not
|
||
563 see his attempt.
|
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564 They walked across the street to the boarding house they had stayed in the
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565 past two weeks. It's white washed picket fence surrounding the entire structure
|
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566 like the web of a spider surrounding its insect prey. He stopped before she
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567 could open the white gate and enter the yard. He was afraid. A chill ran down
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||
568 and up his spine. He froze in place, eyes intent on the gate her hand rested
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569 on. She looked at him and pulled on his left hand with her other hand. He did
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570 not move, nor did he remove his stare. He could not move.
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||
571 "Come on. We must hurry. This is no time to stop." She urged him with
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572 her voice.
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573 He could not speak.
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574 "Now!" Her voice became more insistent.
|
||
575 Nothing. He was not there. The white and the fence and the house and
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576 the town swallowed him up. She stood alone. The gate was open.
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577 He awoke to soaking sheets and the buzz of the ship's claxon. More
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||
578 gravity soon, and planetfall.
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579
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580 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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581 *#%@%@^*$$*$*@*%*^(^)#^*$^_)*^)!_)*~)_$*_)#^*#(@+_^(@|(^@^*_))*!_$*!_%*_)%(!_(!^@*!_)^&@^&_)!%!(%+@#*_^_*!_)%(%(@_^&@)*@
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582 Mikey: Plans for meeting still a go? I'll be bringing the quiche.
|
||
583 Guardian: The PI isn't an original? I haven't gotten to that newsgroup yet. I
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584 thought perhaps that was one of our favorite-other detective/spy writers. Oh
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||
585 well, just another Compuserve-like posting.
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586 Voyeur: Nirvana eh? Any chance of certain people ever getting out of there?
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587 Leonard: You and your VT100. Now look at what you have started. CATS and DOGS
|
||
588 are fighting over line space. Tsk. We'll have to speak to the Group Of
|
||
589 Directors about this.
|
||
590 Milch: So what's keeping you busy these days. Are you really programming 650x for smart-airplane wheel stops these
|
||
591 days? Sorry, that was an easy one I should have passed up. In the meantime, keep working on those assembly sound
|
||
592 routines. Are you developing on the 64 or are you (I hope) cross compiling? Like VAX to C64? Ya, that's the ticket.
|
||
593 kathyd: I hope your presence continues as well as your writing. Any chance of convincing a certain $$$ person to log in
|
||
594 as well?
|
||
595 *%_@*%)#*_^&_!)%&_!)%&_@#^*)*#%&)* L'homme sans Parity *%_*@)%*)%!_%*!_%*!%_!^&@_*@%(_)(%%(+__%(@*@&^&*%@&@^*@*_*~_)$*$(
|
||
596
|
||
597 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZarf!
|
||
598 WHO CARES?
|
||
599 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
600 L'homme: I'm working on A) a digital sound data to SID register converter,
|
||
601 B) Hi-res dump to about a dozen different printers, and C) Revison II of the
|
||
602 Eye-Scan software. Oh yeah. I go to university classes, too.
|
||
603 No cross-compiling as yet, hopefully in a month or so I'll quit 6510 and do
|
||
604 68000 (Amiga!). Right now I'm hip deep in source code at my room (I'm back in
|
||
605 Portland again, this time the Ondine building with another person).
|
||
606 Just enough time left in a day to lurk...
|
||
607 +++++++++++ Milchar ++++ October 22, 1986 at 2:06am ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
608 snore pie with yawn sauce.
|
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609
|
||
610
|
||
611 WHO CARES?
|
||
612 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
|
||
613 what the hell is snore pie and yawn sauce?
|
||
614 Falcon
|
||
615 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
|
||
616 NO!
|
||
617 :::::::O O::::::10/22::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::18:49:::::::::O O:::::::::::::::
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