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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 *************************** INSTALLED: 29 SEP 86 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ****************************************************************
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19
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20 ::::::O O::::::09/29::::::::the top:::::::voyeur::::::08:21:::::::O O:::::::::::
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21 <SIGH> 18:30
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22 ****************************THE PHANTOM OF BACKWATER********************
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23 ____09/29/86__________________JD 2446703.5646_________18:33:04_PDT_____
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24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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25 Well, I see that Kathy has been here and gone. Mostly gone it would seem.
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26 Things appear about normal around here from the looks of it all.
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27 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fred +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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28 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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29
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30 Hey guys, it's been a while I must admit.Yes, I'm
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31 back, for better or for worse...Dear lady s. I don't know, 'cos whilst
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32 ultraviolet is my favourite colour, I don't happen to have an emitter
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33 of that particular set of wavelengths.... As to contact, I'm (hopefully)
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34 calling you tonight, if les pouvoirs c'etre are willing.If not, HI and
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35 call me.Kev can givya me number if 'e's willin'!!!
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36
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37 As to the rest of the world on the good old
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38 Backwash... I will probably continue The Story, unless Cirith Ungol gets
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39 uppety again. See you chaps later, pleased to be back,
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40 Adric.
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41
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42
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43 :::::::::O O:::::::::::::09/29::::::::::::::::::::::::::21:52:::::::::O O::::::
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44 CISTOP: I got a flyer today from some outfit called "Computer Mail Order."
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45 (how's that for generic?). Anyway, they are having 'Software Close-outs',
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46 and one of the items is something called "Copylink Communications," from
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47 an outfit called U.S. Digital, for the exorbitant price of $29.99.
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48 Maybe you ought to pick some up and resell them; I hear there's lots of
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49 money in the software business.... :-)
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50 [purgeuser: voyeur]
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51 ::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::
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52
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53 Just assume I left a one line cutesy. -- me.
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54
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55 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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56 @$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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57 'EY! LEFTY! I HADDA LAY LOO FOR A
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58 BIT. IT SHOULD OUTTA BE COOLED OUT
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59 SOON. UNTIL THEN. FINGERS.
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60 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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61 ++++++++++++Lurk,lurk,thenlurksomemore+++++++++++Darbon+++++++++++++++++++++++++
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62 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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63 I now have a computer with which to communicate, but no uploading software
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64 with which to send text. So -- a technical question:
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65 Should I send a character and wait for BW to echo it or simply put in a
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66 delay? Should I delay at the end of each line, or is BW ready to accept
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67 the next line when it echoes the carriage return?
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68 I've not written any software for a long time, so it may be interesting...
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69 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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70 yes
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71 WHO CARES?
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72 oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
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73 CISTOP MIKEY cares. I care. So do roughly a dozen others that I know.
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74 THAT'S WHO CARES! so
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75 oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo -oo
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76 I am the ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE. If any of you misguided souls have so-called
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77 unanswerable questions about life, the universe or anything, just leave them
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78 here and I will answer them. I also give
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79 personal advice ala "Dear Abbey". I alsoforetell future events and read palms
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80 via modem...
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81
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82
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83 UI
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84 NOBODY CARES!
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85
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86 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ()
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87 Eddie: Contact me via The Blue Parrot.
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88 You know who I am. Thanks.
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89 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (xxx:18)
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90 ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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91
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92 Gillus, Turn on KSGO. They're playing some 50's music (1959).It's good.I
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93 know I flunked that cemihemistry test today. I didn't remember much.Well,bring
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94 some money for snack-break tomorrow.
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95
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96
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97 PND!
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98 triste
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99 tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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100 {+|+} <101> 860930^1836
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101
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102 oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
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103 PHANTOM : Now I know what you felt like about five or six weeks ago. so
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104 oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo -oo
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105 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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106 Well Mr. Know it All,
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107 Tell me whut this represents.?.?
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108
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109 And i looked & behold a pale horse & his name that sat on him was Death,
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110 and Hell followed whith Them over the fourth part of the Earth,
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111 to kill with sword & with hunger & with Death, & with the Beast of the earth.
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112
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113 Or should I say who.?.?.?.?.?.?.?
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114 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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115 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
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116
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117 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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118
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119 Mikey: Thanx, guy, for removing that rubbish.
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120
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121 Dear lady S. I would like to arrange a rendezvous avec toi,
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122 'cos whilst our conversations a la tephelone are interesting and fun, they
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123 lack the spontaneity of tete a tete, and I'd also like to see your luvely
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124 face again, eh?? I'd also wondered about the possibility of comin' dahn ta
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125 meecha atcher wednesday job, as yer already said tis right near me school.
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126
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127 Anyway, (oops) I think that I've spotted Elforson somewhere in
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128 the far distance.Tomorrow I'll tell you what he said to me so you can read
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129 or not at your own discretion.(That is, as long as Cirith Ungol allows me to
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130 write.)I must run right now, 'cos, if I don't, I'll get left here on this
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131 damned terminal level, and it's too flippin' cold at this depth to stay long.
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132
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133
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134 Hurriedly,
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135 Adric.
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136 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????21:17??
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137
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138 ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_
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139 {+|+} <140> 860930^2230 !
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140 Well 1999 or 1666, your attaempt at
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141 puzzling me was totally futile, but
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142 since I only answer questions about the
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143 unknown, you can go stick your head in
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144 a microwave oven and give yourself a
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145 great tan.
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146 Ultimate Intelligence...
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147
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148
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149
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150
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151 DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
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152
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153
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154 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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155 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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156 Well seems are stupidly inteligent moron
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157 cant even desifer proficy from the Bible
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158 more or less any outher riddle.
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159 though it is known & yet unknow
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160 we now know that he does not know
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161 the unknown or he would have a better responce to the question.
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162 So the rest of you fools may continue asking the all knowing
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163 as i sit here reading his answers
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164 to the unknown, ill try to keep
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165 my key board to my self.
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166 but take heed: whut is worse
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167 the FOOL, or the FOOL who belives
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168 the FOOL.?.?
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169
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170 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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171 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
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172
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173 ...quote the fool.
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174
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175 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+-
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176 That all depends... Who is to say which is the Fool? There are
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177 several of us out here. But not as many as I recall from before...
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178 I suppose the fools fall by the wayside for the utter imbeciles.
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179 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -JUGGLER- -+- -+- -+- -+-
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180 HELLO? IS THIS DOING ANY GOOD?
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181 HOWDY, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GETTING THROUGH OR NOT. GOT NOTHING TO SAY
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182 BUT WELCOME TO OCTOBER EVERYONE!
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183
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184 ATDP 230 xxxx
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185
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186
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187
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188 ___
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189 / .\
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190 | __|
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191 \ /
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192 /\--- @
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193 / \| /
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194 / |\ /
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195 @ | \/
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196 |
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197 | /\
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198 / | / \
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199 / \ |/ \ /
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200 / \ / \ /
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201 \ / /
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202 \/
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203
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204 SKANK
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205 %
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206 Hey 1999 or 1666, I certainly know a
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207 quote fom the bible, even if it is
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208 badly garbled, mispelled and slightly
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209 altered. Now ask me something hard.
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210
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211
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212
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213 Ultimate Intelligence
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214
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215
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216
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217 KWH=UI?
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218 INVENTORY Four be the things I am wiser to know:
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219 Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
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220
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221 Four be the things I'd been better without:
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222 Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
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223
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224 Three be the things I shall never attain:
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225 Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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226
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227 Three be the things I shall have till I die:
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228 Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
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229
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230
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231
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232 AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD
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233
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234 Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of
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235 pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables;
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236 the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
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237 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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238 fingers; glad to hear dey didn't catch
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239 youse. mi left a note at the drop fur
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240 yas. lefty
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241 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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242 Piper: wait for echo is both necessary & sufficient. BW will accept the
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243 next char after the <cr> but not echo it until it is ready for the one
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244 after that. It is possible to 'dump' the entire line, plus one char.
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245 When that char is echoed, you could 'dump' the rest of that line (plus
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246 one char). etc.
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247 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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248 ********************************************************************
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249 greetings,
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250 It's getting cooler outside and the ski season hasn't started
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251 yet, so I'm kinda stuck here at the terminal for entertainment. I and
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252 about 12,000 other students started school monday at PSU. It was a
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253 mad house to be sure, I managed to get a parking permit and tuition
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254 paid for the privialge of attending classes. Writing 121 and a intro
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255 to college math. For a old girl like me to be taking FRESHMEN classes
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256 has a numbing effect on the brain. Other than that things are pretty
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257 normal. Does anyone remember my old chariters of Leo and Ontho and
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258 Alex the young duke? If not, Ill let them float around for a while and
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259 start something new. Intellegent input welcomed.
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260 ***************************kathyD*****************************************
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261
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262 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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263 OK MISTER KNOW IT ALL.
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264 ANSWERE THIS EASY QUESTION..
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265
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266 HOW MENY CARDS IN A DECK OF TAROTS?
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267 AND WHUT ARE THE NAME OF THE CARDS?
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268 AND DESCRIBE EACH AND EVERY CARD.!!
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269
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270 IF YOU CAN................
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271 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
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272 THE KEEPER
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273 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
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274
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275 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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276
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277
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278 Count-down T-3 and counting, Mikey!
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279
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280
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281
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282 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+-
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283 KEEPER - The answer would be four score less seven. Also, there are
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284 several proper responces to the second portion of your query -- one may
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285 know them as 'trumps and lesser trumps.'
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286 "When in doubt, lead trumps." Ooops, wrong game...
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287 -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -+- -JUGGLER- -+- -+- -+- -+-
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288 (KWH=UI?)=Stupid
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289 ____10/01/86__________________JD 2446705.5482_________18:09:34_PDT_________
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290 To all woodlands creatures: Beware! Mr. E. has his Wolf tags.
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291 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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292 Triste: I hope you do well on the chemistry test tomorrow. also please tell me if the game is at home tomorrow
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293 so I can stay after. we'll get the whole bunch together-----
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294 stay wavvo --pnd
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295 llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllGILLUSllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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296 *********************************************************************
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297 Voyeur: Let's see, probably those old CL packages came from PC America.
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298 The last time I checked they had about 100 or so units that they still
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299 had in stock and were trying to unload. Since they bought them at $45
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300 each, and probably dumped them for $10 each to get ride of them, that
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301 means they made around -$35 on each package. Yup, thar's gold in them
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302 there software packages! Quick, buy them all up before they disappear!
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303 Why, you should be able to make at least -$29.95 on each one, better then
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304 PC America did!! :-)
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305
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306 Kathy: Oh come now... You expect *intellegent* input on this system?
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307 I think those cold germs have addled your brain cells!! <ahem>
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308
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309 ******************************************************************************
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310 To 1999 or 1666: I will not answer a
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311 question that you already know the answer to. I am here to answer questions about things unknown-Can't
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312 anyone else ask me some INTELLIGENT questions for a change, instead of the
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313 mawkish satanistic drivel I have been
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314 getting from 1666? I even stoop to
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315 offer to answer questions about sex.
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316
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317 Ultimate Intelligence
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318
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319 WHO CARES?
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320
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321 Hey, UI (or should I say KWH?), is there a God?
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322
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323
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324 SEX- WOULDNT YOU NO IT A PERVERT
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325 INSTED OF A FORTNE TELLER !!
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326 AND ITS NOT 1666 or 1999
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327 ITS
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328 the keeper of souls
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329 FOOL
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330
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331 ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
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332 Triste-- Call me regarding Blue Parrot (if you haven't already checked it)
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333 and let me know if I can use your foil, ok?
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334 ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Sherman*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
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335 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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336 Pardon, but KWH is my best friend and I know he is not UI. He's hasn't been
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337 around BW for the last couple of days so he can't defend himself, but I am
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338 doing so for him.
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339
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340 +++++++++++mytwocentsworth++++++++++++++++++++Darbon++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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341 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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342 Bard -- Thanks, that's what I needed to know. Now to find the time to
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343 do it, then write something... sigh.
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344 KathyD -- Freshman classes? In what?? Remember??? Huh??????????
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345 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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346 WHO CARES?
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347
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348 Yes, keeper of souls, there is most
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349 definitely a God, a supreme being and
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350 there also exists a antithesis- The
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351 Ultimate evil who's only purpose is
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352 to destroy all that is good...
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353
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354 Ultimate Intelligence
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355 (I am not KWH)
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356
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357
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358 I am also not God, Satan, but I am a
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359 supernatural being...
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360
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361 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Dear U.I
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362 (Ultimate Intelligence, I don't honestly beleive you expected serious response,
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363 But, hey, why not, you are, after all, just expressing your opinions, however
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364 unusual they may be.....
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365
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366 I am asking a question of you, that I have a slight guess towards
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367 answering, but would like some seperate input, and as you *claim* to be an
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368 ultimate intelligence...
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369
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370 What happens when an irrisistable force meets an immovable object?
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371
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372 (And I know that neither exists in this particular universe that we know of..
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373 nut, answer at your leisure...
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374
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375 now to serious business... Dear lady S. I enjoyed ferrying
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376 you around the time-space continuum, but I'd like it a little better if next
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377 time our tachyon path follows the more direct time-stream I described to you,
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378 as it will save on energy output from my time-turbines....Anyway, my
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379 toriodal dampers are getting out of phase,(They're always the first to go..)
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380
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381 I'd enjoy further contact if at all possible... providing you
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382 weren't in too much hot water over the half-hour cock-up I made in re-entering the present time
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383 tream....Was your section commander too upset that you were late for your
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384 training session... I can always try and help, even if it's somewhat out of
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385 my field of normal expertiese...
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386
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387 Well guys, I will soon enter the continuing saga of Elforson,
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388 as it presently stands he's doing all right... but from what he's told me,
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389 some weird things have been happening and will be happening....(Depending
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390 when you are in time,[please consult Doctor Streetmentioner's book for
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391 any tense corrections] of course..)
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392
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393
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394
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395 Well, I must go, I'm twenty levels higher than last time, but I did
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396 get left behind, so I must work my way up, entering on whatever systems I
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397 find on the way.....Damn!My hands are cold!..Can barely type for stiff fingers
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398 anyway...
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399 chillily,
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400 Adric.
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401 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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402 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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403 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * * *
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404 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * * * * * *
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405
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406 Hello out there, oh you people of little perception. If for no other
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407 reason than the writing styles are different, you should realize that I am
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408 not the, or an ultimate intelligence. I am not so stupid as to declare
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409 myself fit to answer any question that comes my way, and not so stupid as to
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410 do it on a board that actually houses intelligent people (for the most part,
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411 anyway...).
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412 Let's see, haven't been around in awhile. Interesting, but all talk and
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413 no stories makes one very (ick) board. Mr. E? Wolftags??? Ah well, I did not
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414 think that would surface here, but it sure did. I don't think Grey Wolf calls
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415 this system much anyway.
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416 Well, as I have things to do, I will terminate. Hi to Lady S. and Darbon
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417 and Adric and....
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418
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419 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * * * *
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420 * * * Retreat to "hide and seek" subroutine * * * * * W * * * * * * * * *
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421
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422 UI=Stupid?
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423
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424 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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425
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426 CUT THE KIDDIE CHATTER!!!!
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427
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428
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429 *************
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430 *Triple Five*
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431 * Was Here! *
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432 *************
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433
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434 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
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435
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436 gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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437 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
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438
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439 Dear Ultimate Intelligence,
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440 What type of superior being are you? If you are really all that
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441 superior being, you probably won't know the answer to this question, so
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442 everyone else may consider this a question for them too.
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443 Why is it that in every class I have taken at PCC there has been
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444 one intelligent (self-centered), obnoxious man who considers it his personal
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445 duty to contradict every statement that the teacher and books make?
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446
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447 Lady S.
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448 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
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449
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450 De Dear Innmates,
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451 Since it is cold and flu season, please take 5 000 milligrams
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452 of vitamin C a day; but be careful not to take more than 10 000 mg. a day
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453 because people have died of vitamin C overdose. Please forgive my premature
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454 naternalness, but I'm not into influenza epidemics.
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455
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456 Lady S.
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457
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458 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
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459
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460
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461 And by the way, Triple Five; I personally find you're telecommunications
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462 behavior completely pre-adolescent.
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463
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464 Lady S.
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465 (I apologise about the "you're" instead of "your")
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466
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467 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * *
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468 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * *
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469
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470 Picky, picky. Only one mistake in the spelling, and you have to append the
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471 thing. Last time I type for you (well, maybe not). On to the serious flame...
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472 Triple five, you disgust the very fibre of my being. Your flagrant misuse
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473 of backwater is more than "Pre-adolescent". By far worse than a criminal
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474 waste. You are one of the reasons why this should be a password system, so
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475 that you could be deleted. I don't know why you get off on sending blank lines
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476 but if you must, go to the Parrot and send them in private mail and you can
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477 enjoy them twice as much...
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478
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479 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * *
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480 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * W * * * * * *
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481
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482 Dear Keeper of Souls: What happens when
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483 an "irristable" force runs into a immovable object is most interesting. Both
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484 under go a change and are shifted into
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485 another reality. As for the answer to
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486 Lady s's question, it is another of the
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487 laws of the Universe and is not liable
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488 to be changed any time soon, because
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489 you run into these people through out
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490 this life and this pheononem prepares
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491 you for them....
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492
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493
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494
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495 DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT
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496 ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE:
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497 OK, HERE ARE MY Q'S:
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498 1) HOW LONG TIL WWIII (IN DEFINATE TIME UNITS)
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499 2) WHEN AND HOW DID THE UNIVERSE START?
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500 3) IS REALITY REAL?
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501 4) CAN GOD DESTROY HIMSELF?
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502 5) CAN GOD CREATE ANOTHER EQUAL GOD?
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503 6) WHY IS SPACE SO EMPTY (SEE # 2)
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504 AND 7) WHEN AND HOW DID LIFE ORIGINATE ON EARTH AND/OR OTHER PLANETS?
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505
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506 (I DONT EVEN BELIVE IN YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL BENEVOLENT DIETY CALLED 'GOD', OR ANY
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507 DIETY FOR THAT MATTER, BUT YOU DO, SO WHAT THE HELL.)
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508 AWAITING ANSWERS,
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509 DOUGHNUT MAN
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510 DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT
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511 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchlurk
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512 +++++++++++++++hiback++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon+++++++++++++++++++++
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513 HI ALL. JUST A LATE NIGHT L&C STUDENT GETTING AWAY FROM THE BOOKS TO SEE WHAT
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514 IS GOING ON OVER THESE PHONE LINES. IT SEEMS I'VE FOUND SOME ENTERTAINMENT
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515 RIGHT HERE ON THIS BOARD! THERE IS A REPEATED REFERENCE MADE TO A "BLUE
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516 PARROT." IS THIS ANOTHER BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM? IF IT IS, COULD SOMEONE FILL
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517 ME IN ON IT? THANKS!
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518 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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519 Apologies in advance, but you gotta try it sometime--
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520 well, it didn't even get this far. "Address violation - core dumped"
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521 Sigh. Also double sigh. back to the drawing board.
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522 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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523 what are drawing, anyhow??????
|
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524 ????????????????????????????????????
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525 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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526 Blue Parrot: 253-xxxx
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527 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
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528 for about the 10th time.... Why don't people look on B for the #?
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||
529 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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530
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531 To KHW: How ya doin' mate?It's been few time-space units since we
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||
532 met on this system.I've been out of comission for a while thanx to one
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533 obnoxious guy called Cirith Ungol.I DO NOT like this one, he's real depresin
|
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534 and nasty.Anyway, how has life been on bwms whilst I've been absent?Any
|
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535 good stories or anything like that??? Any by the author of the story of
|
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536 the dancer...???
|
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537 Anyway, I'll be entering a new bit to the Elforson saga,(Even though
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538 it's not much good..)If you like it lemme know, if not, again, lemme know
|
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539 somehow.(This is aimed at KHW specifically., as I can trust his/her
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540 opinion.
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541
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542 I'm now only two hundred levels below the
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543 surface now, and I'm worried because I've heard a few guard 'bots
|
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544 around this level.I'm on an ancient battered mkIII at the moment.What
|
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545 worries me is how ancient it is.This era on this world shouldn't be this
|
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546 advanced.It's apparently a couple of hundred years old.This isn't Camtim
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547 stuff, I suspect that one being i responsible.....
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548
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549 Oh s**t, I'm in trouble, there's a damned great 'bot headed
|
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550 this way, and it's not an engineering job either....
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551
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552
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553 slipping quietly away,
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554
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555 Adric.
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556 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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557 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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558 KathyD: Welcome to PSU and red tape and long lines...
|
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559 Piper: If you would like to use it, I've got a 'quicky' uploader made just
|
||
560 for BW. I wrote it before I had anything else, just to tide me over. The
|
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561 hitch is that it's in mbasic. If I remember correctly, it has a timed loop
|
||
562 in it to wait for BW's <cr>, but that could easily be changed to a
|
||
563 'wait for echo', or adjusted for you cpu (mine's 4.7Mhz). I'll send it
|
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564 thru L'homme if you would like, or put it on the upload section of cbbs/nw
|
||
565 Let me know if you're desperate enough for it...
|
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566 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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567 WHO CARES?
|
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568 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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569 Emu -- Thanks, but I don't think it would do much good. My new box doesn't
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||
570 speak basic -- I've gotta hack in 'C' or Smalltalk. While it would be
|
||
571 easier in Smalltalk, I like Emacs for an editor and St takes forever to
|
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572 load (after all my image is nearly 2MB). I just have to come to terms
|
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573 with the 'C' calls -- it's been a long, long time.
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||
574 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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575 10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
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576
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577 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
|
||
578
|
||
579 AN ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE?
|
||
580
|
||
581 SO MR. INTELLIGENCE, WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND
|
||
582 EVERYTHING. WHAT IS THE BLOODY QUESTION? AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS
|
||
583 6 TIME 9 CRAP!
|
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584
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585
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586 BILLY BOMNER
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587
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588 10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
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589
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590 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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591 System name : Zeppelin
|
||
592 System number: 777-xxxx
|
||
593 6 message bases, info file section with extensive BBS list current as of
|
||
594 16-SEP-86 (22k). Board for writers. And AD&D game with FBBS (KWH) as DM.
|
||
595 ************************************************************KWH************
|
||
596 Ya' didn't exactly leave me enough room to answer that here. Yes, it's out
|
||
597 A secret so explicit I dare to give a damn. So ya' know. Congratulations!
|
||
598 Now you should listen to Pink Floyd backwards and study, and you will know all.
|
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599 ************************************************************KWH*********BYE!!!!!
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