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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 24 NOV 85 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 *********************************************************************
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21 Kristi: It was passed on to me that you had entered a message here
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22 and that it disappeared, and that you thought that maybe I had erased
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23 it for some reason. Fear not! it was not me. You are more than welcome
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24 here! There are a number of possiblities as to what might have happened.
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25 So, I'll pass on some hints about catches and just plain weird things
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26 about the system here.
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27 First, as you've found out, the spaces in the commands are important.
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28 When you are entering, always finish each line with a carriage return.
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29 To get out of the enter mode, do a control C. If you do a control C
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30 in the middle of a line (before the carraige return) the line will be
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31 thrown away. So always do the CR, then the control C (unless you don't
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32 want the line to be stored).
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33 There is a bug in the FI and FA commands such that if a line has exactly
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34 128 characters in it, the FI and FA commands will always show the lines
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35 with 128 characters in them. Thus try not to use 128 margins. (Anything
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36 less is fine.) The FI command always starts at line one. To find the
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37 next occurance after it stops, type the command EXACTLY as you did
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38 before. If you type something else it will start all over again at the
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39 top of the disk. And of course, turn the line numbers on first so that
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40 you will know where the line is. Because of the problem, most people use
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41 the FA command.
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42 One other bug is that if you enter the very last message on the disk,
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43 (the system responds with *File full* and dumps you back to the command
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44 prompt > ) you MUST type OFF or the message will not be saved.
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45 It is a good idea to get in the habit of typing OFF before you leave just
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46 to be sure.
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47 Don't hangup in the middle of a message, or it will be lost. Do a
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48 conntrol C first so that you are back to the command prompt. There is
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49 no BYE command like on other systems, so just type OFF, and hangup.
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50 Finally, sometimes I leave the system in all allowed (as opposed to
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51 enter only), usually as a result of forgeting to put it in enter only
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52 after putting in a new disk. The reason for enter only is because there
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53 are some out there who are destructive, or just don't care about other
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54 people, and vandlise the entries left. So if you see something disapear
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55 during all allowed, don't be surprised. If it disapears during enter only,
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56 it was me. I have not deleted nor modified anything you have put on here
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57 to date, so don't worry in that regard.
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58
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59 Hope this helps, have fun, enjoy the system, and I'll look forward to
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60 your entries!
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61 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY *******************************
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62 P.S. Uploaders, always remember to set the margin to at least 8 characters
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63 longer then your longest line of text so that the beep margin won't
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64 interfer with your upload.
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65 <><><><><><><>atthetop<><><>don'tyouwishyouwerehere?<><>...!psu-cs!nelsons<>
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66 |||||||||||||||||||||||||| Living to Lurk |||||||||||||||||| PEN NAME |||||||||
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67 off
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68 (((*)))(((*)))((( Well I was closer this time )))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))
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69 pppppppppppppfreezing in the cold and snowpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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70 """"""""""""""""""You know its cold when your washing machine freezes. SOLI...
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71 :::::=====:::::
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72 All: Sorry 'bout the extra-lng entry. They'll all be shorter.
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73 :::::=====:::::Zephyr
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74 Wondering with curiosity at the machine in front of me. I pawed at the
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75 cmany different buttons, and my paw came to rest on the one marked with a great
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76 quantity of hen-scratch": STeleporter. P.P.H. (tm) Portable Planet Hopper.
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77 And suddenly the universe went mad. A bright gray beam lept from the screen of the device, and encompassed
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78 me, Dreamtoucher, and her wolf. I had
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79 the sudden feeling of dropping about four fours feet. (16) . The light was
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80 almost blinding, and I closed my eyes tightly.
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81 When I opened them, I found that I was in a pile of grass,, with the elf
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82 and wolf beside m. Dreamtoucher sat up, shaking his head, and surveyed our
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83 surroundings....nothing but forest as far as my eyes could see.
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84 "Where are we?" sent the elf.
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85 "I have just as good an idea as you. But it isn't in the Inn...that's
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86 for certain."...."
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87 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====
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88 ch: her wolf/his wolf (I'm not tired, am I?)
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89 :::::=====:::::
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90 O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+ POPPING IN O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+
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91 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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92 quickly now.......
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93
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94 The Chase
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95
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96 The moon peered suddenly from behind a cloud, casting eerie shadows on
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97 the ground below. A moonless night, the weatherman had said. So much for his
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98 'predicted forecase.' The house on the hill loomed over the surrounding
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99 countryside like a vigilant guard, seemingly aware of everything. Nothing
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100 escaped its view, there was no safe hidden approach. Why does the moon have to
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101 be out tonight? At least the cover of darkness would offer some concealment.
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102 But no! If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all. So the song goes.
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103 Gawd I hate country music.
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104
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105 A tightened cloak and a quicker pace add little solace to the
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106 journey up the hill, to the house, and what lay inside. It all started on a
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107 harmless dare. I'll bet you ANYTHING you can't go up to the Gould House on
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108 the hill and stay the night. You are TOO chicken. Squak! Squak! Squak!
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109 Children can be so cruel, especially when they are 18 years old. So it's off
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110 to see the Goulds, and come what may, try to collect on a dare.
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111
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112 The old Gould House had been abondoned many years ago. No one lived
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113 there, but who can say for sure about the spirits that remained. It was
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114 a constant source of ghost story material, never an overnight stay at a
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115 friend's house went by without at least one tale of horror centering on the
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116 local spook central. Childhoods went by, and still the house remained, a silent
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117 sentinel overlooking the town, offering nothing but scares to children and
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118 worried looks to parents. What if my little Johnny should decide to visit the
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119 house by himself one night? It should be torn down. That would be the end of
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120 it! But the house remains, as does the talk. Sure it's an eyesore, but don't
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121 ask ME to put up the money for its demolition.
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122
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123 To be continued
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124 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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125
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126 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$can't write today (puke!)#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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127 me thinks this pen
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128 cil is broke. Hey!
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129 what's wrong with
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130 the margins? Yikes
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131 ! Well, so much fo
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132 r writing today.
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133 ##################
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134 ##################
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135 **************************************************************************
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136 think-mode
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137 *********************************kathyD****************************
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138 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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139 "The Talis-men"
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140 in
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141 "Catch a hot star"
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142
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143 Part - One
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144
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145 "Well?"
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146 "It's true, they have it."
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147 "And?"
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148
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"And we've got to recover it, soon."
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149 "Yes...how then?"
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150 "I think we'll have to call on mercenaries."
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151 "What's wrong with one of the guards?"
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152 "Well, I don't think they can do it."
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153 "Umm...which one then?"
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154 "A group. Headed by Mitch Ryder."
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155 "Talis-men?"
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156 "Yes."
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157
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"Brock! Bring me the Net! I hope your right."
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158 "So do I."
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159
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160 "Three...two...one...now!" and a destroying beam of light shot
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161 from the point of the "Turnstyle", ruining the boulder that acted
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162 as a target. There was nothing like filling time with some
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163 practice, and Mitch never got enough.
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164 Recently, he had been actually missing some of his
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165 stationary targets. So he had ordered his group to drill and
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166 drill, so as to make sure that this laxity did not catch; they
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167 couldn't afford it.
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168 And the Net reciever buzzed in it's high-tune to let
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169 him know that someone had something to say.
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170 "Mitch?" came the voice of the radio operator, Lok,
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171 back at base,"There's a call for you on two-nine-one-point-four
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172 from a Mr. Enas of Enas Gallary. He says it's vital."
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173 "Okay, patch him through." An audible click and the
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174 open ambience. A voice, powerfull, filled the cockpit of his
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175 ship.
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176 "Mr. Ryder? Mitch Ryder?"
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177 "Yes. Who is this?"
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178
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"My name is Gallen Enas, President of Enas Gallary.
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179 We want to hire your services."
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180 Good. "What for?" still calm and collected.
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181 "There has been a robbery, a robbery of our most valued
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182 piece."
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183 "What piece? And why not take this to Imperial Patrol?"
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184 "The Star of Elsior has been stolen, and the Imperial
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185 Patrol have no juristiction where it has been taken."
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186 Ummm. "Where, has it been taken?"
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187 "Ursa Minor, third belt."
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188 Great. The third belt of Ursa Minor, only the hottest
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189 spot for an outworlder. "How much?"
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190 "Your standard fee."
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191 "No chance."
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192 "Twice your standard fee."
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193 Chance. Hmmm. "We would want the money ahead of time,
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194 plus coverage for needed special equipment."
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195 "How soon do you want it?"
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196
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He reached. "Today."
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197 "It shall be done. Report here for more information."
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198
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Mitch switched off the Net. This looked good. A few
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199 dead outworlders, and a priceless piece returned to a stuffy art
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200 gallary. Mitch dipped low and took-out a second boulder.
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201 "Things are looking up for Talis-men!"
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202
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(What's the deal with these spaces? Suggestions?....)
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203 PEN NAME
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206 ACCESSORIES. YOU CAN EVEN USE YOUR VISA OR MASTERCARD RIGHT OTHROUGH YOUR
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207 COMPUTER!!! GIVE IT A TRY AT 630-xxxx.
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208 EVERYTHING FROM SOFTWARE TO COMPLETE SYSTEMS. ON -LINE 24 HOURS.
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209 off
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210 [*=*] I'd like to rent a safe deposit box, please. The young woman with
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211 the long blonde hair looked up to see a powerfully built man looking at her. "Oh, yes, sir, uh, what
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212 size did you want, we have..." The man interrupted her. "I'd like to have a look at the vault, I can
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213 decide there". It was not a question, and the girl got up from her desk. " Please come with me..."
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214 Delta Five looked around quickly, and found what he had come for. It was a small size box, as he
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215 had expected. He then selected a larger box, a few rows below. "I think this size, is this one rented?"
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216 The blonde woman looked at him inquisitively, perhaps sensing something. Well, yes, you may rentis
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217 one..."Delta followed her back to her desk, where the necessary papers were signed. He paid cash, as
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218 he always did. The woman loked at him again, puzzeled, and said "did you want to use the box now?"
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219 "yes, I'd like to". "I can find the way back" He enered the vault, and working with the speed of ex-
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220 perience, and of near desperation, he removed from under his jacket, a steel plate six inches square.
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221 Through the plate, were two steel pins,set in snug fitting bushings. One was fixed in place, and te
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222 other could be moved back and forth in a slot. At each end were small magnets. Quickly, he made a
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223 few mental calculations, and just then, the blonde woman entered the vault, carrying a ring of keys.
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224 "Sir, It takes two keys..." Delta feigned ignorance and stood there, waiting. "Oh, yes, of course"
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225 The box was opened, and the woman started to leave. "Will you need a booth?" "SIR. Will you need a
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226 private booth---" "Delta scowled at her. "No, that won't be necessary" His tone implied that he wanted
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227
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228 to be left alone, and the woman returned to her desk. Now. He placed the plate on the small box so
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229 that one of the pins was directly over one lock, an moved the second pin over the other lock. Reaching
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230 into his pocket, he took out a fistful of the old coins he had bought, and laid them in the box that
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231 he had just rented. Pulling that box out so that it was about to fall, he removed the hammer from
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232 his belt, and using it endwise, smashed the head aginst the two pins. Both locks were ripped from the
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233 door of the box. As he stuffed the hammer back in
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234 his belt, he pulled the newly rented box the rest of the way out, and it crashed to the floor. Every
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235 second counted now. He opened the door of the littl box, and removed the contents-a large manila n
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236 velope folded in thirds, and placed it in an inside jacket pocket. Then he closed the smaller box,
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237 and, cursing, dropped to his knees, and started to pick up the coins that were all over the floor.
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238 The blonde woman hurried into the vault-"what is going on here, what was that noise..." Delta cut
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239 her off. "I dropped the damned box, if it's any of your business..." "Listen, I work here, and any
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240 thing that happens here IS my business", she retorted. "Well, I dropped the damn box, like I said.
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241 He had finished picking up the coins. "Will you please lock this thing now?" The woman complied.
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242 Delta looked at her, and his features softened a little..."I'm sorry, miss, these coins belonged to
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243 my son. He was killed in a motorcycle accident last week, and I've,..I'm just..." The woman looked
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244 at the floor, ashamed. "I'm sorry, Sir, Please forgive me..."I guess I'd better go", and then he was
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245 gone. As was the contents of a safe deposit box rented by two men who had once been his friends, then
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246 his enemies, and who were now dead. Delta Five was on his way to Switzerland...
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247 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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248 Bear walked for what seemed like hours. He was tired and hungry, and unnerved
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249 by the silent marchers around him. His thoughts wandered to better times,
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250 worlds with sun... light, wind, his Ladyship-- suddenly he was shaken from
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251 his thoughts with a yank on the ropes which bound his hands. He had no time to
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252 look about him, but found himself hurled into a small room. He landed with a
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253 thud against the far wall, and the door slammed shut behind him.
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254
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255 Complete darkness. Complete silence.
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256
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257 He lay in the room for a moment, and then began working his hands free from
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258 the rope. He was loose in short order, having pulled at them during the
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259 entire journey. His eyes were adjusting as much as possible, but where there
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260 was no light, little vision could be had. His hands searched the room, noting
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261 its size, the height of its ceiling.
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262
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263 It all appeared to made of soft clay, save the door. He felt the ceiling
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264 again. The clay crumbled around his hands as he touched it. In a primitive
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265 frenzy, he began gouging the soft material. For no special reason he could
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266 think of, he dug upwards with his strong hands. The ceiling was low, so at
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267 first he could dig flatfooted. Up he clawed, until he was reaching on his
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268 tiptoes.
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269
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270 He gave one final reach with his hand, and just then, felt something solid
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271 touch his finger. Puzzled, he swiped at it again, ignoring the falling clay
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272 around him and on his face. Again, something hard. Wooden perhaps. He reached
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273 up with all his height, and clawed with a frenzy...
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274
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275 00000000000000000000000 THE BEAR 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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276
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277 ...It was a quiet night at the Inn. The patrons sat at their cozy tables,
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278 speaking in hushed whispers. The cold wind rattled the huge doors, the fire
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279 crackled, and the bartender wiped some glasses dry. An odd feeling came over
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280 him despite the apparent calmness. He couldn't quite put a finger on it---
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281
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282 There was a faint sound underneath the floor in front of the bar. Damn! Rats
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283 again! he thought. He peered over the edge of the bar to get a better look.
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284
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285 The beer glass fell with a loud crash, everyone in the Inn gave the barkeeper
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286 a startled look. But his own face was even more startled. "Look!" was all he
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287 could cry, pointing at the wooden floor in front of him.
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288
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289 Everyone looked down at the floor. An audible gasp could be heard from the
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290 entire group.
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291
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292 One of the floorboards was shaking, rising up from its mooring. Underneath,
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293 on one side, poked a small, round, dirty thing, not unlike a worm. The board
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294 shook some more, and then creaked against the strain of the nails holding
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295 it. With a sudden crash and a flying of dirt and dust, the board flew from the
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296 floor and landed about six feet away. Another board screamed, and flew in
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297 the opposite direction.
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298
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299 The patrons could only stare in amazement. Hands poked through the ever-widen-
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300 ing hole, and two more boards flew into the air. In the hole was complete
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301 darkness.
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302
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303 The hands grasped either edge, and a grunt was heard.
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304
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305 A filthy, sweaty, squinting face peered out of the hole. Then an entire body,
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306 lifted up by his hands on either side. The man lifted himself up, and sat on
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307 one side of the hole. He wiped his forehead and squinted around himself.
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308
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309 "Where the hell am I?" he asked suddenly.
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310 The barkeep could only shake his head. "Backwater Inn. But who the hell are
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311 you?"
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312
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313 Before he could finish the question the man grinned a huge grinned and
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314 looked around like a young boy who had been promised an entire candy store.
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315 "My name is Bear. And I'll be a pigeon's butt if I haven't found what I've
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316 been lookin' for."
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317
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318 The Bear just sat there and grinned at everybody. "Give me a beer, bartender.
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319 And, uh, you got a phone anywhere?"
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320
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321 000000000000000000000000 THE BEAR 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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322
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323 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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324
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325 The glowing sphere quivered in his hands, engulfing them with tenta-
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326 cles of an eerie light. Betraying no emotion he slowly, ever so slowly
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327 set them on the oaken table in front of him. Seeing it "slither" onto
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328 the the tabletop, yielded it a slight smile, which was quickly wiped off
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329
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frowned sharply, it shrank, gripping the table and mentally squealing.
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330 Sensing it's pain he offered it a tear, changing it to a cheery hue of
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331 purple.
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332
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333 An involuntary grin crashed through his teeth an threw itself
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334 at his lips. Instantly the thing grew twice its original size, now
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335 a happy blue. a giggle kicked his mouth, muscles erupted along
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336 it's tentacles length. Fingers grew through it's stub, growing long
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337 razor sharp nails. White, pointed teeth ripped out it's previously
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338 oothless mouth. It began to pulse black.
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339
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340 He felt it sinking it's newly found fangs into his soft skin. Pain
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341 shot through his body, enveloping every nerve, every precious part of
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342 his whole, soul and all. He laughed like a madman, remembering his
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343 little 3 year old brother falling to the bloodied ground after being
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344 it by a cadillac, black cadillac. He laughed as his whole was slowly,
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345 painfully sucked from beneath him.
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346
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347 Then he was no more.
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348
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349
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It cried.
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350
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351 aaaaaaaa
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352 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa costable aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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353 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i mean constableaaaa curse enter only!!!aaaaaaaa
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354 SOLI...
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355 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagarganzolaaandacreamacheeseadeluxeaaaaaaathisablasphemeaaaaa
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356 aaaaenvironmentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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357 ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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358 With regards to the last story...
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359 I assume that the whole refers to his whole body.
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360 How can his whole body be sucked from beneath him. Do I smell Engfish?
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361 -----------
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362 The darkness outside permeates my entire being and I am left alone
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363 in the cold to fend for myself as an animal seeking food and shelter.
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364 )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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365 TITLE: BBS Etiquette
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366
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Courtesy of the BYTE Information Exchange Network
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Computer Etiquette, By Mel North
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The following are a few points of general BBS etiquette. If you
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wish to maintain your welcome on whatever system you happen to call,
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it w be to your advantage to observe these few rules. (Sysops -
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feel free to download this & display it on your BBS)
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1. Don't habitually hang up on a system. Every Sysop is aware
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that accidental disconnections happen once in a while but we do tend
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to get annoyed with people who hang up every single time they call
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because they are either too lazy to terminate properly or they labor
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under the mistaken assumption that the 10 seconds they save online
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is going to nificantly alter their phone bill. "Call Waiting" is
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not an acceptable excuse for long. If you have it and intend to use
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the line to call BBS systems, you should either have it disconnected
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or find some other way to circumvent it.
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2. Don't do dumb things like leave yourself a message that says
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"Just testing to see if this thing works". Where do you think all
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those other messages came from if it didn't work? Also, don't leave
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whiney messages that say "Please leave me a mess-age". If ever there
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was a person to ignore, it's the one who begs someone to leave him a
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message. If you want to get messages, start by reading the ones
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that are already online and getting involved in the conversations
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that exist.
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3. Don't use the local equivalent of a chat command unless you
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really have some clear cut notion of what you want to say and why.
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almost any Sysop is more than happy to answer questions or offer
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help concerning his system. Unfortunately, because about 85% of the
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people who call want to chat and about 99% of those people have
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absolutely nothing to say besides "How old are you?" or something
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equally irrelevent, fewer Sysops even bother answering their pagers
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every day.
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4. When you are offered a place to leave comments when exiting
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a system, don't try to use this area to ask the Sysop questions. It
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is very rude to the other callers to expect the Sysop to carry on a
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half visible conversation with someone. If you have a question or
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statement to make and expect the Sysop to respond to it, it should
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always be made in the section where all the other messages are kept.
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This allows the Sysop to help many people with the same problem with
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the least amount of effort on his part.
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5. Before you log on with your favorite psuedonym, make sure
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that handles are allowed. Most Sysops don't want people using
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408
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handles on the system. There is not enough room for them, they get
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409
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silly games of one-upmanship started, it is much nicer to deal with
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a person on a personal basis, and last but not least, everyone
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411
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should be willing to take full responsibility for his actions or
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412
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comments instead of slinging mud from behind a phoney name.
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413
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Also when signing on, why not sign on just like you would
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introduce yourself in your own society? How many of you usually
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introduce yourselves as Joe W Smutz the 3rd or 4th?
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6. Take the time to log on properly. There is no such place as
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RIV, HB, ANA or any of a thousand other abbreviations people use
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418
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instead of their proper city. You may think that everyone knows
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what RIV is supposed to mean, but every BBS has people calling from
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all around the country and I assure you that someone from Podunk,
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421
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Iowa has no idea what you're talking about.
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422
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. Don't go out of your way to make rude observations like
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"Gee, this system is slow". Every BBS is a tradeoff of features. You
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can generally assume that if someone is running a particular brand
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of software, that he is either happy with it or he'll decide to find
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another system he likes better. It does nobody any good when you
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make comments about something that you perceive to be a flaw when it
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428
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is running the way the Sysop wants it to. Constructive criticism is
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somewhat more welcome. If you have an alternative method that seems
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430
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to make good sense then run it up the flagpole.
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8. When leaving messages, stop and ask yourself whether it is
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necessary to make it private. Unless there is some particular reason
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that everyone shouldn't know what you're saying, don't make it
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434
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private. We don't call them PUBLIC bulletin boards for nothing,
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435
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folks. It's very irritating to other callers when there are huge
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436
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blank spots in the messages that they can't read and it stifles
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interaction between callers.
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438
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9. If your favorite BBS has a time limit, observe it. If it
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439
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doesn't, set a limit for yourself and abide by it instead. Don't tie
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440
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up a system untitem as a new user and run right to the other numbers
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441
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list. There is probably very little that's more annoying to any
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442
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Sysop than to have his board completely passed over by you on your
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way to another board.
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444
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11. Have the common courtesy to pay attention to what passes in
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front of your face. When a BBS displays your name and asks "Is this
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446
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you?", don't say yes when you can see perfectly well that it is
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447
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mispelled. Also, don't start asking questions about simple operation
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of a system until you have thouroghly read all of the instructions
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449
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that are available to you. I assure you that it isn't any fun to
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450
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answer a question for the thousandth time when the answer is
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451
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pnently displayed in the system bulletins or instructions. Use
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452
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some common sense when you ask your questions. The person who said
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453
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"There's no such thing as a stupid question" obviously never
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operated a BBS.
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455
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12. Don't be personally abusive. It doesn't matter whether you
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456
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like a Sysop or think he's a jerk. The fact remains that he has a
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457
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large investment in making his computer available, usually out of
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458
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the goodness of his heart. If you don't like a Sysop or his system,
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459
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just remember that you can change the channel any time you want.
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460
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Besides, whether you are aware of it or not, if you make yourself
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461
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enough of an annoyance to any Sysop, he can take the time to trace
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462
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you down and make your life, or that of your parents, miserable.
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463
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13. Keep firmly in mind that you are a guest on any BBS you
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464
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happen to call. Don't think of logging on as one of your basic
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465
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human rights. Every person that has ever put a computer system
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466
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online for the use of other people has spent a lot of time and money
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467
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to do so. While he doesn't expect nonstop pats on the back, it seems
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468
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reasonable that he should at least be able to expect fair treatment
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469
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from his callers. This includes following any of the rules for
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470
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system use he has laid out without grumping about it. Every Sysop
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471
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has his own idea of how he wants his system to be run. It is really
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472
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none of your business why he wants to run it the way he does. Your
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473
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business is to either abide by what he says, or call some other BBS
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474
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where you feel that you can obey the rules.
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475
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476 Try this rad new BBS, White Plum Mountain at
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477 246-8617. It's more than just a boaring old BBS.
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478 Check it out and see, or miss out on the fun!!
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479 Goat Herder
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480
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481
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482 help
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483 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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484 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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485 To whoever got that from BIX and put it here: It's really out of place. It's
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486 all very good advice, I can tell you from experience it's correct, but it
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487 really belongs elsewhere. Also, it used up so many uneccesary lines.
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488
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489 PEN NAME
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490 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| White PLUM Mountain? |||||||||||||||
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491 Just wHat are the kids doing when they come home from school and their parents r |l
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492
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493 ############################## Tetra ##############################
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494 ppppppppppppppppppppplurkingpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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495 White Plum Mountain? Oh well... PEN NAME is right, in my unasked opinion.
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496 [*=*] I have been saving all McKane entries starting 22 Nov. If anyone
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497 is interested in a hardcopy, I'll supply the disk if you have a line
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498 printer, please advise. Delta Five.
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499 ??????? Dorun Rubicon.
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500 Lurking, lurking, oh such fun... SOLI...
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501 Pen Name: If by 'extra spaces' you meant the 'blank lines' in your upload
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502 what is happening is that you are sending linefeed characters which are
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503 getting stored & redisplayed to you. The person who uploaded that stuff
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504 from BIX was doing a straight 'dump' of what he downloaded as he was
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505 sending lf's too! (this is something that the 'old-timers' here know &
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506 hate! If someone is going to expect us to read something he uploaded, the
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507 least he can do is edit it (remove the lf's, perhaps change the margins,
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508 etc))
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509 ALL: there are *three* different ways of getting a successful upload to
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510 BWMS. As far as I know, these are the *only* ways to do it!
|
||
511 1. Send a character, wait for BW to echo it back, send the next character
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512 (I can provide a simple BASIC program to do this if you can't figure
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||
513 it out yourself)
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514 2. Send a character, wait, send next character (amount of delay varies
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515 with computer and other conditions)
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516 3. use a program (like Compuserve's VIDTEX) that has 'prompted upload'
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517 & supply the prompt char yourself (ie. tell to do a prompted upload
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518 with say, ":" as the prompt char, then after it sends the first line
|
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519 *you* type the ":" and it will (usually) send the next line). This
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||
520 works best if you pick a character that isn't in your file. And you
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||
521 will be stuck with having all the lines from #2 on starting with
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522 that char.
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523 __________________Leonard__JD 2446396.5323_______________________________
|
||
524 O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+ POPPING IN O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+
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525 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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526 o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+ popping in o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+
|
||
527 I tried to tell you all before, but you wouldn't listen. The Tripods are on
|
||
528 their way, and unless we gather together and fight them, we are all doomed!
|
||
529 o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+ popping in o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+
|
||
530 BEAR, the second entry was your best yet. I like the butt's metaphore, very
|
||
531 revealing.
|
||
532 o+o+o+o+o+
|
||
533
|
||
534 THE COMMITTEE
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||
535
|
||
536 "Well Ian, have you delivered the packets to the appropriate agents?"
|
||
537 "Yes, the packets have been delivered. My schedule for tomorrow has been
|
||
538 set with individual interviews as we discussed. Each agent is being alloted
|
||
539 25 minutes in which to speak his mind regarding the changes."
|
||
540 "What were the reactions of agents Fellows and Parity?"
|
||
541 "Reserved and without emotion. They exhibit their NET training constantly.
|
||
542 I could get no response out of them after I had handed them their packet. I
|
||
543 expect them to be much more talkative tomorrow afternoon."
|
||
544 "Good. All our plans our proceeding on course and without delay. Send
|
||
545 Fellows and Parity to level thirteen after their apointments. We wish to
|
||
546 speak to them directly."
|
||
547 "Ah, as you wish. May I ask the nature of these personal interviews?"
|
||
548 "As you noted, they are personal in nature. You will be informed when the
|
||
549 time comes."
|
||
550 "Of course. I did not mean to sound..."
|
||
551 "We understand."
|
||
552 "Goodbye."
|
||
553
|
||
554 THE COMMITTEE
|
||
555 **************************************************************************
|
||
556 SO IS THE PELL-MELL FLOATING IN FREE SPACE OR WHAT? AND ALL THE CHARACTERS
|
||
557 ARE THEY STILL ALIVE? LAST I HEARD SOME WERE DREAMING AND SOME WERE MENDING
|
||
558 AND OTHERS WERE SITTING DOING NOTHING. IT IS ALL SO CONFUSING. I WISH THEY
|
||
559 WOULD FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND GET ON WITH IT.
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560 **************************************************************************
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||
561 You are not alone in your observations
|
||
562 ex
|
||
563 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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||
564 THE PAPAER-MACHE DALL BURNED SLOWLY ON THE BEACH, ITS HEAD AND LIMBS BURNING
|
||
565 YELLOW-ORANGE ON THE POST-APOCALYPSE LAND. ON CLOSER EXAMINATION, WE SEE THAT IT IS NOT A DOLL, BUT WAS ONCE A MAN,
|
||
566 HOWEVER MUTATED BY THE KAAS-VIRUS HE MAY HAVE BEEN. SO IT GOES.
|
||
567 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
|
||
568
|
||
569 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
|
||
570 all: Horror of horrors! Measured phone service....... What about us poor modemers? If any of you are interested in
|
||
571 a campaign to fight measured phone service, I will get you the phone number or someone to get in contact with, in a
|
||
572 few days. Measured phone service is a detriment to communications and to the people who enjoy that form of communicatio
|
||
573 n. Anyway, could you please leave me a message if you are interested, and I will get the number in a few days.
|
||
574 Back long at last!!!!!!!!! Piotr (once the Unbeliever. Still heathen)
|
||
575 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
576 What's this? Measured phone service? You're kidding! I they really going to do that? Yips! Please explain...
|
||
577 ch/I/Are/
|
||
578 ************************************************************************
|
||
579 Lenord: Actually, you forgot the method that I use all the time, send a line
|
||
580 terminated with a carraige return, then wait one second, then send the next
|
||
581 line. Repeat until done.
|
||
582 While the BIX file was basicly correct, I found it to be a bit obnoxious,
|
||
583 obviously written by a computer nerd with little or no social skills.
|
||
584 **************************** CISTOP MIKEY ********************************
|
||
585 SOLI...
|
||
586 Shucks, I knew that a long time ago. Now if I could just remember to set
|
||
587 the margin before I send the first line, and to look at the screen before
|
||
588 I send the next one... [*=*]
|
||
589 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( lurking )))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))
|
||
590 What? FIle not full? But I am... and turkey day tomorrow no less...
|
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591
|
||
592 TURKEY LURKEY
|
||
593
|
||
594 ------------BUT WHAT ARE YOU FULL OF? (HEH, HEH)----------------------------
|
||
595 --- Ask me that about 18 hours from now ---
|
||
596 **********************
|
||
597 ***************************+++++++**********hi bill here, what is this with both drives not full?
|
||
598 COME on I know you
|
||
599 people can do better than that!
|
||
600 **********************
|
||
601 ***************************+++++++**********off
|
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