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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 7 AUG 85 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 L'homme: Anytime is fine.
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21 ************************* CISTOP MIKEY **************************
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22
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23 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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24 Sorry, guys, but I believe this is the only time in my entire life that I
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25 shall find myself...
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26 AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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28 Er, ahem. excuse me. just got a trifle carried away.
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29 LAter...
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30 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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31 ********************************************************************************
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32 Drat! so close!
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33 Tony? Tina is in town, see ya around. flashflash diamonds are forever
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34 Prometh: What's up? send me private mail on aloha ok?
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35 ********************************************************kathyd******************
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36
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37 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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38 There are certain times when propriety tends to go by the boards in any
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39 person's life. The piper, normally one of the more staid members of the
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40 ragtag riffraff that comprise the typical society of Innisfal, had as an
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41 excuse only the strain under which he had been laboring. True, reality had
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42 been shifting and bending around him, but as an experienced adventurer he
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43 really should have been more hardened to the shifting and changing of mutable
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44 reality. In addition, he had been laboring under quite a large degree of
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45 mental coerceion. (spell check -- where are you when I need you? Dictionary
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46 presently unavailable.) His mind seemed rather numb from the after effects
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47 of the mental control that had been used on him.
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48 Ignoring, for the moment, the rest of the crew, he had seated himself
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49 (a bit awkwardly, he would admit) on the floor in an out-of-the-way corner
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50 of the pell mell. With the avid grasp of a drowning man reaching for air,
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51 he had rummaged in his sporran.
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52 For those unused to the piper's costume, he normally wore a loose shirt,
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53 a kilt, a plaid (a large tartan cloth folded into a narrow strip, wrapped
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54 round his chest and over one shoulder falling nearly to the ground) and
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55 a small wallet on a waistbelt (called a sporran) worn at the front of the
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56 kilt. His nearly knee-high hose and dirk (an 18 inch razor sharp blade
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57 carried in a scabbard that also held a small fork and spoon) set with
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58 cairngorm glowing in the pommels, and the matching glow from the skean
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59 dubh from the hose on the calf of his right leg completed the picture.
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60 As he rummaged in his sporran (a container that, common to many containers
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61 carried by experienced adventurers, had an inside considerably more
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62 commodious than the exterior dimensions would lead one to believe possible)
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63 looking for a restorative, he uncovered several bottles. Now to the
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64 uninitiate, Scotch whiskey for medicinal purposes may seem identical to
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65 Scotch whiskey for recreational use, or Scotch whiskey for relief from
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66 boredom, or even Scotch whiskey for hospitality. The piper's subsequent
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67 actions certainly belie that assumption.
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68 In his search for a restorative, Scotch whiskey for medicinal use, the
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69 piper had disturbed his arraingement of bottles. Sadly in need of the
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70 potent restorative, he had neglected to restore order until the precisely
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71 measured dosage (three swallows) began to take effect. Carefully wiping
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72 off the top of the bottle with the heel of his hand, the piper secured the
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73 top of the bottle and with a quiet "gurgle" it was restored to its niche
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74 in the sporran. The much-relieved piper then began to straighten the
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75 disarray that his hasty search for Scotch whiskey for medicinal purposes
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76 had caused. One by one, he stowed items away until he came to several
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77 bottles of Scotch whiskey for non-medicinal purposes. (Jealous of space,
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78 he had stored mostly these non-exclusive-use containers rather than the
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79 specialized types such as Scotch whiskey to present to visiting nobility.)
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80 Thinking that he detected a feel of moisture along one of these bottles,
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81 the piper withdrew it from his sporran to examine more minutely. Trying
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82 the top, he unscrewed the top with almost no effort. Lifting the open
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83 bottle to his lips, he drank deeply while examining the inside seal in
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84 the cap. It appeared to be intact, so he took another deep drink and
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85 carefully examined the glass rim of the partially empty bottle. Unable to
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86 find a reason for any leakage, the piper took another drink and reinspected
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87 the seal of the cap, then the bottle rim again. Nothing. Struck by sudden
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88 inspiration, the piper held the bottle up to the light to search for hairline
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89 cracks in the glass. His inspection hampered by the nearly quarter-bottle
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90 of amber fluid, the piper drank the remaining liquid in the bottle to
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91 make it easier to inspect. He was still trying to find defects in the
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92 glass of the bottle when his head slumped to the deck of the pell-mell and
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93 his thunderous snores seemed to shake a carved panel depicting a rather
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94 furry fellow disporting with two (ahem) thinly clad (ahem) decidely female
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95 persons in a manner that not too many years ago American society would have
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96 rewarded with a jail term somewhat longer than that meeted out for
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97 involuntary manslaughter.
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98 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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99 [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/]
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100 Ahhh, but how our laws have progressed, dear piper.
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101 A toast to any gentleman
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102 So shrewd and diplomatic
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103 Who never - though he's in his cups -
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104 Decides he's operatic!
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105 and a spanish toast;
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106 Better to pay the tavernkeeper than the druggist.
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107 [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] THE TIN MAN
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108 This bullitin board stuff is new to me. I thought I put a message on it
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109 last night but I guess I didn't or I just haven't figured out how to retrie
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110 ve it. I would appreciate any help
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111 ==============================
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112 I GUESS THIS TIME MY MESSAGE TOOK. THIS COMPUTER STUFF IS NEW TO ME. BUT
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113 IT SURE SEEMS FUN. IT SEEMS MOST OF YOU FOLKS ARE WRITERS, HUH ?
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114 I GUESS I DABBLE A BIT MYSELF. I'M MORE OF A POET. ANYWAY, I LOOK FOWARD
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115 TO ANY RESPONSE.
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116 ok, response.
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117 OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI
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118 "Halloa!" Trainor called. "We are almost there. Bard, kick in the shift
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119 dampers, quick stops can ruin your whole day."
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120 It was obvious that Trainor was in much better spirits than he had been
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121 a few hours before. The problems with the crew seemed pretty much cleared
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122 up. There was still the slight formality of everyone knowing who everyone
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123 else was, but that would soon be taken care of. Bard seemed to handling the
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124 controls of the Pell-mell quite well. Piper was off in the corner in a
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125 state of convalescence. Emu and Scarlet Lion were engaged in deep
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126 conversation. And two adventurers Trainor didn't know were seated in
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127 the rear of the Pell-mell near some florid carvings of anatomy.
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128 Yes, Trainor thought to himself, with companions like these I am sure
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129 we can defeat the evil anomaly from ZEB...
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130 Trainor's line of thought was intersected by a frantic call from the
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131 Bard. "Trainor! Get over here. I am getting some strange readings from
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132 the temporal interchange meter. I have never seen numbers like these before.
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133 What could it mean?"
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134 Trainor's voice was strained but clear. "We were on course for my home
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135 planet/reality at 5-jump intervals. Now these numbers would suggest that
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136 our course has drifted, or been altered, due to some large reality-pool.
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137 The last time I saw numbers even close to those was..." A look of terror
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138 crossed Trainor's face. His eyes burned with a fever of thought. "was when
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139 I burst through the ZEB zone, just after I pulled the entity through in
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140 my space."
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141 Emu spoke up. "You mean that thing is close?"
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142 "That is very likely. Either that thing is close by or it caused
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143 this pool when it passed."
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144 Piper had awoken, and although looking the little worse for wear, pressed
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145 his way to Trainor's side. "What do we do now?"
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146 Trainor paused for just a moment. "I don't know for sure. I thought one
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147 of you might have an idea."
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148 OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI OMNI
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149
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150 oh my god! What is the world comming to when the Piper writes such a
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151 long entry? What's going on here?!? I myself, and probably many others
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152 have modeled ourselves after the great Piper. We kept our entrys short and
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153 to the point, saying what we wanted to say and that's all. But what do we do
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154 now? The image has been smashed! And above all there are new users on the
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155 board? Arrgrgrhrhhh! HI, MY NAME IS TOOTSY, CAN YOU HELP ME BE POPULAR AND
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156 A ALL 'ROUND NEET PERSON? I think I'm going to throw up? Whatever happened
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157 to reading the help file? geez
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158 --------------\=-\=-
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159
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160 Ah, yes... whatever happened to reading the help file...
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161
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We were *all* new users at one time, so I see little sin in not know-
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162 ing everything about the use of a system. We are all at different levels of
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163 knowledge and ability, so little is to be gained by negativism. Just relax
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164 and let the newer user learn, offer a helping hand when necessary (in the
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165 manner the Piper used) instead of rude commentary, and all will benefit.
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166 As far as long entries go, I rather enjoyed Piper's little adventure in
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167 Innebriland. And it appears that images weren't the only thing that was
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168 smashed in that story!
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169 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM.[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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170 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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171 Right on, Pam, right on!
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172
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173 Max...
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174 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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175 Hi Im new at this and not to sure of all functions offered. Can someone help meg
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176 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)
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177 I agree with Pam! I liked the story from Piper, really nice!
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178 (-)_(-)_(-)_(-)_(-)
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179 Not only do we have writers here but comedians too. Whhen I asked for a re
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180 sponse I was just looking for someone to communicate with. You know just
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181 some idle chit chat. I'm not hip to computer bullitin board etiquette,
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182 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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183 From Prometheus; Shoved
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184 Perhaps it is the summer heat. It could be the influx of
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185 new people. Maybe I am simply getting ornery in my old age. I
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186 am not sure what it is, but something seems very, very wrong.
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187 I find myself becoming annoyed at simple spelling errors,
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188 and at people who write obsecenely large amounts every day. It
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189 is not that important that it should aggravate everyone.
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190 And if it is not too hypocritical, I would like to say a
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191 few things about how this could be changed. These suggestions
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192 are only suggestions.
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193 No one is willing to change for other people's sake. And
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194 when people refuse to change, and expect others to change, it
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195 aggravates everyone involved. This is what caused the greater
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196 reality shifts lately. In my opinion, at least.
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197 It would be simple for people to adopt better spelling, if
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198 it seems to be a problem. And margins are too trivial to be
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199 major emotional isssues. And of course, not taking artistic
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200 liscense with other people's opinions, and actions.
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201 All I am saying is to try to be more agreeable, and when
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202 you think something ought to be said, do it in between borders
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203 under a character. Which would probably ruffle less feathers.
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204 Assorted messages follow.
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205 Man in Gray; My father seemed quite agreeable about the ink
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206 blotters we mentioned, and the resident aliens were impressed
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207 with my knowledge of caustic liquid agents.
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208 Guardian; Once upon (note proper spelling) a time, you said
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209 a friend of yours could get ahold of paint pellet guns. I am
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210 in the market for one, and it appears I have some money for it.
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211 Zephyr; Take heart, and please do not think I am angry. I
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212 have said what I have said in states of grumpiness beyond most
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213 people's immaginations. Although maybe not beyond yours.
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214 Kathyd; I wonder what it is that I am supposed to say over
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215 there. I guess it is something about the Great Peanut Butter
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216 Missile Crisis now transpiring. Sounds dandy to me.
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217 Piper; Regardless of what other people have said, I liked
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218 your entry a great deal. It is rare that omething gets me to
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219 lagh out loud anymore.
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220 Whomever it is that claims to be new; To help in adressing
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221 mail, usually people leave a special line above what they have
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222 to say, and a line afterward. A name is usually included, and
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223 the whole thing is called a border. The border ought to be a
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224 distinctive thing, so that people will know who is talking.
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225 Welcome to BWMS.
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226 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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227
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228 ch /lagh/laugh
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229 Something for thought.....
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230 I think at the time dropping the bomb on
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231 Hiroshima was a good idea, but the future
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232 should have been of consideration.
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233 Are we being plagued in epidemic porportions buy ignorance?
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234 T(IGNORANCE wasn't the word I was looking for but it's all that would c
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235 come to mind.)
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236 The team of scientist who constructed the first atomic bomb knew that a
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237 larger bomb was soon to come yet they built the bomb anyway.
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238 T H E G R E A T P E A C E K E E P E R
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239 Was it really?
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240
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241 T H E G R E A T P E A C E D E B A T E R
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242
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243 &'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&'&
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244 Isabell ignored the appearence and the dissappearence of the Pell-Mell. A feat
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245 that I was not able to match. The exotic styling of the thing was, spectacular
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246 to say the least.
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247 Although, when it dissappeared, I was left with no idea where it had gotten
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248 to. For that matter, I was left with no idea *when* it had gotten to either.
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249
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250 I sat on the grass that the Pell-Mell had crushed. Isabell started chewing
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251 on it. Cropping it lower and lower until she had eaten most of the spot where
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252 the romanesque, picturesque vehicle had made it's impression.
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253 And it left quite an impression, a dozen people must have scratched their
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254 head in wonder at it. I think the little cupid on the front was the cutest
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255 fixture. Or perhaps it was the grated window toward the front, aas it tapered.
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256 I began to think about describing the thing in pen and ink when it occured
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257 to me. A machine of this, gaudiness would surely have been documented in some
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258 reference work. Especially if it were time hopping with a crowd like the one
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259 that had just departed.
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260 If I could find some mention of it, in some book, somewhere, sometime, I
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261 could rush to that spot and meet the Pell-Mell and my fellow adventurers.
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262 The only person who might have a library so large as to mention the Pell-
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263 Mell was the Sage, whom I had met a dozen times in the Inn. He mentioned
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264 living close to here once apon a time. Perhaps it was time to visit the old
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265 boy.
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266 &'&'&'&'&'&'M'U'R'D'E'R'&'&'&'&'&'C'O'N'S'E'Q'U'E'N'T'I'A'L'&'&'&'&'&'&'&414822
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267
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268
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269 \=-\=-
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270 the dropping of the first Atomic Bomb was necisary from our point of view -
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271 to save American lives that would be lost if we were to invade. But for some
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272 reason I'm glad we did drop the Bomb then, the first one. The second one was
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273 just to prove we weren't joking, as if they couldn't figure it out. but
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274 anyway, if that bomb wasn't dropped then what would people of today associate
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275 nuclear war with? All we would have is theories of what might happen in the
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276 nuclear fallout. Leaders of today would see it a chalage to drop a thermo
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277 nuclear device on somebodies head, it would be a great way to see what happens.
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278 nuclear war is horrible and stupid, at least we know that now. We had to learn
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279 the hard way at other people's expense.
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280 --------------\=-\=-
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281 Now tell me one thing... What is so bad about the Soviet Union? Why are
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282 American people so scared of the soviets? And please don't say it's just
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283 plain 'wrong' because I'll ask you to tell me what 'wrong' is and what you'r
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284 basing it on. -- If there was a full nuclear war, wouldn't it be better
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285 for the U.S. to just sit and take it? If we didmn't do anything there would
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286 be suvivors that could continue the human race. Doesn't that sound like a
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287 good idea, letting the human race live on?
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288 --------------\=-\=-inmo\=-
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289 A note to the person above: There's is nothing just plain "wrong" with the
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290 Soviet Union. But, the fact is, our country is founded on different laws,
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291 morals, ethics, etc. Therefore, a country which conficts with these creates
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292 at least a small amount of turmoil because they do not stand for all the
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293
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294 things that we stand for. Natually, because do not support their goverment's
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295 way of opperating, this creates problems. But, that has nothing to do with
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296 them just being wrong. It has to do with what is right in our eyes. And,
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297 communism is a big no-no in a captialist society, for obvious social and
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298 economic reasons. (I think you know enough about them that you don't want
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299 me to go into the terrible things about their government). Even if there
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300 weren't that many valid reasons which we could chalk up against them, being
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301 different is enough of a reason for misunderstanding which results in
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302 conflict. (It causes so many others. Why not in politics, too?) But, hey...
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303 they don't think we're all that great either. -- A word for stars and stripes
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304 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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305 A friend of mine was riding on the bus. The bus was quiet, and most of the
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306 riders were gazing out the windows. On the sidewalk, alongside the bus, a boy
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307 was riding a skate board. Before him, a small girl appeared. She was only
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308 about five years old. The boy attempted to turn on his skate board to avoid
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309 the girl. In doing so, he fell of the board and landed most uncomfortabley
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310 splattered on the sidewalk.
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311 A man on the bus, who was wearing a business suit, turned to no one in
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312 particular and said, "If he wasn't riding that thing that never would have
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313 happened. He could of knocked the girl down! I tell you, if man was meant to
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314 skate around like that, he woul have been born with wheels." This comment
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315 met a few grunts of people who had also witnessed the could have been fatal
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316 accident.
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317 My friend looked at the man and said, "Oh, so you're a nudist, eh?"
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318 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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319 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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320 VERY INTERESTING !!
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321 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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322 BUT IT'S TIME FOR DAVID LETTERMAN
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323 Hello You All,
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324 I am new on this system and I have been reading the things you have in here.
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325 The pipers little story was pretty good, I have not completly finished
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326 reading it ,but hope to later.
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327 As for my opinion about the nucleur bomb..
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328 I think that it was a way of showing other nations that we mean bussiness when
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329 say that we want to stay in PEACE and not be at WAR..
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330 Maybe the dropping of the bomb will make others realize we mean bussiness.
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331 The only thing that I think they should of done is wait to drop it because if
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332 they would of droped it on the rajneish
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333 it would of acomplished more!!!!!!
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334 LATER.???!!!!
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335 Can anyone out there please help me?
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336 I have some programs on disk and I want to trade
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337 for some programs that other users of BBS have.
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338 How do I load my programs so they can copy them on disk
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339 and how do I copy there programs onto my disk?
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340 (dodddd
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341
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342
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343 Can anyone please help me?
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344 I need to copy some programs others have on disk
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345 over the telephone line to my disk,and transfer some
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346 of my disk over to there disk.
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347 (Uploading,Downloading (How??))
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348 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#marker#again#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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349 [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/]
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350 The atomic bombs dropped on Japan were not an attack on the Japanese milatary.
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351 They were an attack on non-military targets in order to demoralize the Japanese
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352 people. Obviously they succeeded. Because our terms for peace included the
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353 acquiescence of the emperor, which the Japanese regard as a direct desendant
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354 of God, they were unexceptable without such brutal flagrantes of our power.
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355 In my opinion, what we needed at the time, rather than a new weapon, was some
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356 small understanding of the Japanese people.
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357 [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] [/] THE TIN MAN [/] [/]
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358 *****************************************************************************
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359 To new user who wanted to drop bomb on followers of the Bagwan. You are as
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360 bad a communist to suggest such a thing. Don't interfere with a individuals
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361 religious preference, it's in the constitution I think. Also you would be so
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362 stupid to concider dropping the bomb in Oregon? boy are you dumb. Your making
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363 a great impression on me as a new user. Live and let live.
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364 *****************************************************************kathyd********
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365 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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366 to the person surprised at the length of my entry:
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367 Yes, indeed, I have in the past entered fairly lengthy bits of prose.
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368 This usually takes place in some story or another when a break would cause
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369 it to become less comprehensible. I've been accused of that enough anyway.
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370 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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371 Floors, enven well-padded and carpentered floors are objects to be
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372 approached with caution and a reasonable speed. A deficiency of the first
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373 and excess of the other sometimes has rather uncomfortable consequences.
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374 Upon regaining what passed for conciousness in states like these, the piper
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375 became thouroughly convinced that someone had played more than one dirty
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376 trick on him in his helpless condition.
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377 "Grrmph" he articulated clearly. "Mffgrakkk. Uuhhooorghhh!"
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378 Rolling over, he began to pry himself towards a vertical position, at
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379 the same time attempting to open his stuck eyelids. Those overworked orbs
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380 flinched mightely upon once more being exposed to light, but saved the
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381 piper the painful fate of literally sticking his nose into someone's
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382 (rather realistically carved) business. Pulling back slightly, he found
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383 himself staring at the finely crafted scene.
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384 "I'd heard of that, but didn't think it possible... " he muttered
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385 under his breath.
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386 "So that's the way..."
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387 "Oh, my!! But to be that limber..."
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388 Voices from the control board of the machine penetrated the piper's
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389 concentration and interrupted his study of anatomical conjunctions just
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390 as his mind was beginning to reel under possibilities that he had never
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391 considered before. A fading instinct for self-preservation dragged him
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392 to the control panels to hear the last of the exchange between the
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393 Bard and Trainor.
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394 "So what do we do?" mumbled the piper, looking at the meaningless
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395 gagues and readouts.
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396 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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397 ///////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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398 The Soviet Union has nothing to fear from a country whose educational system
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399 is in so poor of shape as to produce the writers I read on this system. Behind
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400 every bomb is a brain, and it is up to those brains to launch those bombs.
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401 Our loveable President only decides when to shoot, he doesn't do the actual
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402 shooting. If a cross section of our populace is shown in the users of this
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403 system, I would estimate that only 1 out of 5 seem to demonstrate any real
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404 knowledge of grammer and semantics. Arguments about 'nucleur' weapons and
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405 dropping the bomb on 'hiroshma' are as bloody pitiful as those who seem
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406 destined to enter them.
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407 ////////////////////////////////////SAM\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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408 Hello all,
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409 I'm new at this. I've left a few short messages here in the past few days
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410 and haven't been able to type a boarder. I mean after I typed my message,
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411 TO ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN HELP ME GET A MESSAGE ON HERE WITHOUT
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412 LOSING IT OR GETTING AN AWFULL BEEPING SOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE.
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413 IT HAPPENED AGAIN *********** WHAT AM I DOING WRONG************
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414 ************************S********C********O******T********T*******
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415
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416 END
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417 ***********************************************************************
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418 I THINK I GOT IT. ALL BUT THAT HORRIBLE BEEP. MAYBE I WAS JUST LUCKY
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419 IT PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.
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420 ************S***************C****************O************T*************T
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421
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422 END
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423 EXIT
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424 ????????????????????????? THE WIZ ?????????????????????????????????????????
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425
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YES I AM BACK BUT I WILL BE NICE
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426
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THOSE STORYS HAD ALOT OF DEPTH AND I AM NOT SURE I QUITE GOT THE WHOLE
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427
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MEANING I GUESS I WOULD UNDERSTAND MORE IF I WHERE OLDER.
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428
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SO HERE GOES A STORY READ IF YOU LIKE BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO.
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429
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THE DOG
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430
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ONE NIGHT A FAR LONG TIME AGO A
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431
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MAN TOOK HIS DOG FOR A LONG WALK ALONG THE STREET.
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432
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THEN ALONG CAME A CAR AND SQUISHED WAS THE DOG THE MAN CRIED AND WEPT
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433
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IN SORROW THEN CAME A BUS GOODBYE MAN GOODBYE DOG THIS IS THE END OF MY TALE
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434
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FOR THE DOG HAS NO MORE TAIL TO TELL ABOUT.
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435
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THE END
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436
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AND HERE IS ANOTHER ONE-
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437
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THE END IS NEAR
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438
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SHE AWOKE SCREAMING "DADDY, DADDY!"
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439
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440
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IN CAME HER FATHER WORRIED THAT SOMETHING HAD HAPPEND TO KATIE AS HAD
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441
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HAPPEND TO HIS DEAR WIFE MANY A YEAR AGO. IT WAS ON THE
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442
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NEWS, IT WAS ON THE RADIO AND IT WAS IN THE PAPERS DAVID WAS GOING
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443
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TO BE SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR MURDERING AND RAPING A YOUNG LADY. KATIE HAD
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444
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SEEN IT ALL, SHE SAW HER MOTHER BEING BEATEN, RAPED AND KILLED.
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445
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KATIE WAS NOW 11 YEARS OLD REACHING HER 12TH BIRTHDAY.
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446
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SCHOOL WAS OVER AND SHE WAS HOME WATCHING FRED
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447
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FLINTSTONES WHEN THE SERVANTS HAD TO LEAVE. KATIE TOLD THEM THAT SHE WOULD
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448
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BE FINE FOR THE HALF AN HOUR UNTIL HER DAD'S GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE HOME. SO
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449
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THE SERVANTS LEFT AND KATIE WAS HOME ALONE. SHE THEN DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME
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450
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TO FEED HER CAT
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451
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AFTER SHE FED THE CAT SHE HEARD A NOISE UPSTAIRS AND STARTED TO GET SCARED
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452
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JUST THEN A MAN CAME UP AND GRABBED KATIE FROM THE BACK! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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453
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KATIE SCREAMED. THEN THE GUY KILLED HER AND THAT IS THE END OF THIS TOTALY
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454
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FREAKY STORY
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455
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JIM HART
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456
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457
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458
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459 ________________________________________this is kind of fun,for the first time
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460 I guess I leave a print on the screen
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461
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462 well so much for a word or two GOOD-BYE!!!!!!!!!!
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463 ________________________________________
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464 I have to tell you how I feel
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465 and also show my love is real
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466 We play pretend so much it seems
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467 that when we really find our dreams
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468 we trip and fall on every line
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469 and sound so silly half the time
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470 I've searched, explored each avenue
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471 in hopes a perfect girl like you
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472 would show up seeking the same things
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473 which I hold true and know that bring
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474 respect and joy, that lovers need
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475 to grow and learn and help and feed
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476 from one another every day
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477 on to our children every way
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478 We must take hold of what is true
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479 and care for it and nuture too
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480 and not get lost in all our wants
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481 to let go by a love that haunts
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482 us day and night and then some more
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483 to let it just walk out the do
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484 door
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485 You might be thinking "What a fool
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486 to use a poem as a tool"
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487 But love, my dear, is shown in ways
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488 that people have forgot these days
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489 I've often thought in days gone by
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490 that love was lost, the well"s gone dry
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491 But thanks to you, a spark, a flame
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492 Hey, maybe you do feel the same
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493 And when I'm making love to you
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494 I nknow you'll feel the same way too
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495 end
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496 exit
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497 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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498 To the above person talking about the
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499 beeping in the middle of their lines:
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500 the beeping is caused by trying to add
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501 text after reaching the right hand
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502 margin setting. To change the setting
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503 of the margin, enter "MA " and any
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504 number from 7-127. The number is how
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505 many chars you can type on a single
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506 line. Hope this is of some help. If
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507 not, at least I tried...
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508
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509 Max...
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510 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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511 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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512 Thanks, Max
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513 |||||||||||||S||||||||||C||||||||||O
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514 \=-\=-
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515 This is getting sad!
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516 Drop a bomb on Oregon? What a dumb idea! A nuclear bomb just doesn't blow
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517 up, destroy a bunch of stuff, then go up in a cloud of smoke and be done with.
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518 People really don't worry about that part of it. It's the fallout that we're
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519 scared of. A nice wind and one explosion could effect the whole state and maybe
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520 another one also. Poeple who weren't in the town of rashneesh would be dying
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521 from radiation. The winds (if going north) would carry the radioactive
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522 particles which would cantaminate our food, we would be eating out of cans for
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523 months, years. - That was just a briliant idea!
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524 By the way, who appointed you as God?
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525 \=-\=-
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526 If nuclear war is going to break out it will not be between the Soviet Union
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527 or the United States, it will be because of some trird world country that
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528 has a couple terrorists with a bomb. South Africa has the technology and the
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529 radioactive metials to biuld a nuclear missle/bomb, it's there that our concern
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530 should be!
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531 \=-\=-
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532 By the way, our government isn't to great either. Like the CIA, they are doing
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533 a fine job of keeping the world in total disorder, sticking their noses in
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534 other coutries business, our own business! No doubt they would be just the
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535 ones to send Terrorists the plans for a Mx or two.
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536 ----------------\=-\=-inmo
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537 ----------- AND DON'T YOU FORGET THE MAD ISRAELIS TOO. THEY'VE STOLEN SO MUCH
|
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538 PLUTONIUM THAT EVERYONE OF THEM GLOW GREEN IN THE DARK -----------------------
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539 ^^^ 24 TUBES WARMING.....
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540
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541
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542 --- "...somebody sharing the same view?..." You told me to bite
|
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543 --- my tounge, I did. Now what? And would you please stop laughing?
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544
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545 *************************************************************************
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546 wow, still room at the bottom of the disK? I really suprized noone chewed
|
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547 me out for defending against a nuclear bomb in oregon. thanks everyoe!
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548 i better no speak too soon, im off to read drive a now.
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549 ****************************************************kathyd******************
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550 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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551 A friend, more than a friend, much more. And yet she's a stranger. I reach out
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552 to her, and grasp nothing but air. A shadow, a ghost of a woman. Is it to be
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553 nothing more? Only a ghost for a friend? Only a shadow of love? Never to know
|
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554 more? Why do I continue? Why do I bother? There is so little that is offered,
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555 so little. At times I feel like a favorite hat that is put on only when desired
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556 and then put back in the closet until next time there is a desire. Why do I
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557 continue this madness? Why must love be so cruel? I'm a fool.
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558 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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