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STATUS: ENTER ONLY
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NUMBER OF LINES: 629
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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ********************** REMOVED: 1 MAY 84 *******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 PAM! WERE ARE YOU TO DEFEND YOU NAME AND HONOR?! THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR HERE
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21 CALLING HIMSELF PAM AND IS PERFORMING ACTS AGAINST YOUR NAME THAT YOU
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22 WOULD NEVER DO.
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23 HOW DARE YOU BESMEARCH THE NAME OF OUR DEAR PAM YOU SCOUNDRL!
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24 I AM INSENCED! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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25 PAM! PLEASE HURRY BACK AND SHOW THESE JERKS YOUR TRUE SELF!
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26 ********************** CISTOP MIKEY ****************************************
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27 SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET MAD? MY SPELLING DETERIORATES!
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28 -------------------------------(<>)----------------------------------
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29
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30 Sitting at a table near the window, I sit eating a sandwich.
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31 (for some odd reason reality hopping makes me hungry) The comfort of
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32 the inn surrounds me. The sturdy old furniture, a fire in the hearth,
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33 and the buzz of conversation from the few patrons filtering in for the
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34 evening. Must of my party has already arrived I note when the Alchemist
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35 comes through the door. Looking outside I see a lone figure stop at the
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36 rowan tree and turn to walk away from the inn and fade into the rising
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37 mist and failing light. Filled with a sense of need and curiosity I
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38 toss a coin to the innkeeper and leave the warm comfort.
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39 As I follow the shape in the mist ahead I turn up my collar to
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40 delay the chill...
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41
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42 ----------------------(<>)The Traveller(<>)-------------------------
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43
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44 L'homme: I am only a student. What was wrong with ecrire?
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45 SINBAD: I am politely (somwhat difficultly) advising you to
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46 dissapear. The patrons of the inn (including me) take a dim veiw of
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47 the besmirching of anyones name (especially PAM!) by anyone else.
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48
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49 ----(<>)----
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50 Is the Goddess PAM a mere mortal? My God!
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52 Yes my son?
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53
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54 MORTAL OR GOD IT IS TRULY A FINE TIME TO BE LIVING.
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55 TO THINK THAT THE DAYS OF CHIVALRY ARE ALL BUT GONE.......
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56 I MUST SAY WITH DEEPEST REGARD "THOU ART DESTINED FOR GALACTIC
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57 MAGNANIMOUSNESS TO RIVAL IN GREATNESS THE PASSING OF HALEY'S COMET....
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58 HAIL TO THEE WONTON WARRIOR OF THE WEAK AND DOWN TRODDEN.........
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59 IF ROWAN & MARTIN WOULD ONLY BRING BACK THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE
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60 TO TRULY HONOR YOUR UNDAUNTEDLY WATCHFUL EYE........................
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61
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62 VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVENTER CAREFULLY THE JAWS OF
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63 --------THE MCP------------
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64 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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65 new
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66 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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67
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68 I arrive without grace as, having misjudged my exact arrival position
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69 due to my haste in preparing the ritual of transferrance, I drop to the
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70 ground from a little less than three feet. My embarrassment is quickly
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71 turned to dissapointment though, as I see that I am alone at the Henge and
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72 I sense that I have missed the party of travelers. My friends have already
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73 made the crossing! And here I stand, alone upon the avenue between the
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74 heel stone and the slaughter stone.
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75
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76 This is not the point that I had chosen for my arrival at all, and I
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77 feel a dawning realization that where I have landed was not mere chance.
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78 There seems to be great power here, and one that I have no desire to meet.
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79 Moving quickly I run through the outer Aubrey holes, well to the northwest
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80 side of the slaughter stone, heading toward the Sarcen circle. What little
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81 strength I derive from this Henge is found at the Alter stone within the
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82 Trilithons, not from the necromantic power of the slaughter stone.
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83
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84 Within the Sarcen circle, I can feel safe for the moment, and I feel
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85 the rage of whatever it was that lay in wait for me. It screams its anger
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86 into my mind, and I reel from the force of its hate. I could perform a
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87 ritual that would reveal the identity of this persecuter but I don't know
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88 how well protected I am within this new Henge, so instead I quickly cast
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89 the invocation of the Ishtar gate (inappropriate for the situation, but the
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90 easiest of the invocations for me) and I...
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91 arrive home. Safely within the confines of my own walls, my body decides
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92 that it is time to release the nervous energy it had developed during my
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93 encounter, and I sit down shaking.
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94
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95 It is many minutes before I have regained enough self-posession to
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96 shakily pour a glass of brandy. I now know whose presence it was, for I
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97 have felt His frigid touch before, and shrank from his cold embrace. He is
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98 the elder of the De Danann, great Mider of old, and He lay in wait not only
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99 for me, but for any who would profain this new Henge by using the slaughter
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100 stone. I was safer than I thought, as such magics are not my choice, and
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101 His hate was frustration at the knowlege of my safety. It would seem that
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102 the only danger I face is from this plane, from one who would use my name
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103 for his own purposes. Even this is no danger though, since my friends know
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104 the nature of my entry. Never would I answer a request with insults or
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105 haughty words, though my answer might not be what was desired by they who
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106 ask.
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107
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108 Hearing a knock at the door, I am once again filled with apprehension.
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109 Could it be Mider, come to steal me away? But quickly my sense returns,
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110 knowing this is not His way, for one such as He never knocks. I approach
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111 the door, grasp the worn knob, and draw it open.
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112
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113 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM.[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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115 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
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116 The flowery window of your ways can not hide in Satan's light. The flowers you
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117 hold dear will parish in this light. The sun is far to bright, and the mortal is
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118 far too stupid. Remember the beast in your dreams. And keep him in your mind as you
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119 walk alone in the night. For there is no one true God. Only good and evil. And the
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120 evil is far to cleer to be beaten. And it shall seek you out among the crowd. Looking
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121 for blood, and raw flesh of innocent victems. Hide. It will search. The highest
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122 mountains and the lowest valeys are no match for what power it holds in its will. The beast IS
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123 looking for you. And I will help him find you.
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124
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125 Drambouie
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126 *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
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128 --------------------------------------
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129 THIS IS FOR PAM:
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130
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131 Ishtar knows of your wrong doing!
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132 He awaits the passing of the third gate to do of you!
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134 The tarot tells me so. Heela will not guide the 'light' power over dark.
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135 You shall fail if you do not clense the soul with the passing of the new
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136 moon (4-30-84). Do not fear though, I have called upon the forces NEEBA the daring. HEED MY WARNING!!
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137
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138 --------------------------------------
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139 I KNOW OF THE SEVEN GATES
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140 YOU WILL FAIL IF NOT CAREFUL!
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141 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >--------------------------------------------------
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142 HEY PAM.....WHO IS THIS CREEP AT THE DOOR. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
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143 THAT YOU WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY ONCE? I GUESS WHEN YOU WALK THE STREETS
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144 AT NIGHT IN THOSE TIGHT DRESSES YOU USED TO WEAR YOU CAN PICK UP ON
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145 ANYBODY. BUT THIS GUY? HE LOOKS LIKE A MEAN DUDE. DID HE EVER BEAT YOU?
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146 IF HE DID I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM. YOUR MY SQUEEZE AND I DON'T WANYONE
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147 TO FORGET IT.
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148 HEY TRAVELLER. WHY DON'T YOU SIT AND SPIN. WE DON'T NEED YOUR INTERFERENCE
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149 ON THIS MATTER. MIND YOUR OWN BIZ, IF YOU HAVE ANY. TAKE A LONG WALK OFF
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150 A SHORT PIER. PRETEND IT IS EASTER AND GO SUCK AN EGG. GET MY DRIFT?
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151 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >->->->->->->->->->->->
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152 SINBAD
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153 <><><><><><><----------------------------------------------------
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154
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155 ***********************************************************************
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156 I AM NOT IMPRESSED. THE ABOVE APPRAOCHES VERY CLOSE TO BEING OFFENSIVE
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157 IN MY VIEW. HOWEVER BEING THE NICE GUY THAT I AM, I WILL LEAVE IT UP TO
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158 PAM TO MAKE THE DECISION. HOW ABOUT IT PAM? GIVE THE WORD, AND THIS PERSON
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159 WHO WOULD SMEAR YOUR GOOD NAME WILL BE BANISHED FROM THE SYSTEM.
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160 I MYSELF DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY FOR SOMEONE TO SLANDER ANOTHERS GOOD NAME.
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161 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. PAM, WILL IT BE YES OR NO?
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162 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY ************************************
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163
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164 list
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166 help
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168
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169 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++;
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170 I say you throw the bum out!
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171 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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172
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173 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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174 The silence seemed to last for days, yet I knew it was not so. My
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175 relief at finding solid ground after such a long time of being
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176 adrift and my weakness from lack of adequate sustenance for such
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177 a long time causes my mind to become distorted and lost in the
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178 past times. The pathes ripple and twine until I no longer know
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179 what is real and what is imaginary. For all I know, this very
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180 ground upon which I sit is but a fever driven delirium. Yet I
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181 hope and pray that it is not so. It has been far too long and I
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182 could not bear to wake only to find myself still adrift at the
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183 mercy of the fickle tides and pounding waves. I stare out over
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184 the fence and the rock wall beyond to the cloud filled sky and
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185 the coming squal with its trailing tendrils of water. Will it
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186 engulf me in its fury, or will I gain shelter here at last? Even
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187 as I watch, my raft upon which I had survived for so long is
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188 lifted by the waves and dashed to the rocks destroying what is
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189 left of my past, leaving me no place left to go. Watching the
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190 tatered remains of my craft being destroyed, I did not hear the
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191 door behind me slowly creak open. Only when PAM cleared her
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192 throat did my senses return to the present. Half startled, I turn
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193 to see PAM sticking her head out with a quizical look. "And what
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194 might you want?" she asked. Momentarily my voice failed me, for
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195 this was the first person I had seen in other then my dreams in a
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196 very long time. When finally my mind was able to form the words,
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197 my voice failed me. Trying to get up, I find that my legs fail
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198 me. Reaching up I grab hold of the porch roof support and using
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199 this I pull myself up. Holding on to the post, for my legs will
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200 not hold me of thier own, I again try to speak. With effort I
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201 forced the words out, though my voice cracked from long disuse.
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202 "Fair mistress, I ask for shelter. You have every right to
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203 refuse, I have nought to offer in payment for this, for I am but
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204 a shipwrecked soul set adrift upon your shore. All I have that I
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205 can offer in return is my friendship, though I guaranty it to be
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206 true."
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207 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Elger EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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208 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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209 Milchar looks about again, and what he thought he saw was so; the reality around
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210 him was deteriorating and he began to slip through. He hastity drew back his
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211 robes and exposed the Amulet of Zelgar, one of the three left in all the
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212 realities. Its power seemed to jell and strike out at the fabric of space, and
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213 it won the temporary battle. For now. 'I must tell the others of this reality
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214 of this', he thinks, 'or this world may end rather soon due to the Unravel ling
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215 Effect. This place seems to be a wedge of some higher being who wishes it to
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216 cease existing'. He chants the necessary spell as the Amulet thrusts forth
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217 a narrow beam of emerald light, which quickly widens to a vertical line of
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218 six feet in height. Continuing his chanting, Milchar passes his hands before
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219 the line, which widens horizontally into a Portal. Hoping that he remembered
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220 the co-ordinates, he stepped through.
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221 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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222 to Sinbad:
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223 Such drival to have dripped from your,inept fingertips....or did you
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224 use your elbows................
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225 MOM SAYS "if you can't think of anything nice to say............DON'T".
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226 I believe SINBAD should be beamed down into the heart of a dead planet...
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227 Then explode the Genisis device and hope that he mutates into a
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228 respectful human being???????????????????????????????????????????????
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229 JUST SO YOU KNOW
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230 YOUR BEING WATCHED
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231 SOMEONE'S MOM
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232 +^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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233 good-bye SINBAD BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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234
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235 IS MILCHAR REALLY A FLASHER????
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236
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237 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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238 I see that a disturbance has came about in my abscense.
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239 To new users who ask: I am the Ninja. I fight with a stickshift.
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240 Archer: You sound like the voice in the back of the Inn. Follow me as
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241 we stay behind and head back to Portland
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242 -----------------
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243 There must be a reason for me to be in this reality. I'm starting
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244 back on the long journey to Portland and talk to the Doctor in his TARDIS.
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245 (I don't know which on. It's the one I came here with)
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246
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247 The Ninja
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248 P.S. Thanks for the support friends. I can handle myself in the face of
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249 enemies, especially novices.
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250 Fast Fred: I'll use the number 8.
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251 && && &&
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252 Blackness... Cold..... Stupid!! Floating, eyes closed, through *Nothing*, he was suspended in perfect darkness,
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253 slightly off the vibrational paths of the realities around him. He never should have touched the Slaughterstone.
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254 especially while traveling in the subworld, where multiplanar preditors so often set traps. In his dancing form the
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255 Poet had gone to the Henge, hoping to dance through to the Inn. In his anxious search for the dancer's-door he'd
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256 brushed up against the trap of some old, evil thing hiding here, and the trapper had come awake. The startled Poet
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257 tried to run, but ill and ill-prepared as he was he fell from the road between into some existenceless abyss. And
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258 so here he sat/stood/hung, with no idea of how to get out of his predicament.
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259 After a few seconds/minutes/millennia(so hard to be sure with no reference points), something warm and glowing
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260 passed near. It passed from one near world to another so close that he felt it almost pass through him. It caught
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261 && The Mad Actor &&
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262 **************************************************************************
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263 PAM: I HOPE THAT MY RECOVERY OF YOUR BEGINING IS CORRECT, IT SEEMS WE
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264 HAD SOMEONE DELETING THINGS AGAIN. LUCKILY I CAUGHT IT BEFORE TOO MUCH
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265 DAMAGE WAS DONE.
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266 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY ************************************
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267 TO all of you using this system:
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268 It seams to me that you all have a good knack for computing.
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269 Why waste it on tripping out on some nice girl named pam or opening up a
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270 sinbad book and type in a paragraph or two?
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271 After all isn't this a bullitin board?
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272 Why not use some of that intellect and tell us about some neat things in life
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273 you have discovered lately or how you alomst had a close one.
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274 I mean no offense to Pam, but enough is enough. Oh by the way Pam, can you tell
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275 me which gate within the 7 is the most dangerous to pass through?
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276 Also, can you give me a definition of what "Idimmu" (sumerian) means in
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277 English? If you can, then I won't deny that you have some knowledge of the
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278 * * * * * NECRONOMICON * * * * *
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279 Please leave an answer to these simple questions by addressing them to Ken.
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280 I will tie in some time between 12 mid
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281 and 3:00 am. Thank you
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282 Just one more comment, This is one of the best boards I have linked up with
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283 in quite some time!
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285 I Work at a high teck company in Orchards (S.E.H. of America).
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286 We grow silicon ingots to make intergrated circuits from. It is really
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287 a fantastic proccess to know and watch.
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288 Well any way, I'll be talking to you all later on this morning.
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289 Keep On Programming.
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290 If the sun refuse to shine,
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291 I'll still be loving you,
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292 If the mountains crumble to the sea,
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293 There'd still be you and me.
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294
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295 And so today my world it smile's,
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296 Your hand in mine, we walk the mile's,
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297 thanks to you, it will be done,
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298 for you to me, your the only one...
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299
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300 ------------ Kenneth --------------
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301 ***************************************
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302 have a nice Saturday night!======>>>>><<<<<======
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303 **********ANNOUNCEMENT***********
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304 Do you want to have fun overseas
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305 and serve your country at the same
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306 time? If you do, then you should
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307 join THE LIBYAN FOREIGN SERVICE...
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308
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309 See the world (London and anyother
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310 US puppet nation)...
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311 Meet the friendly people (gun down
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312 the lousy imperalistic dogs)...
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313
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314 If this sounds interesting to you,
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315 send your resume (including proff
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316 of being a terrorist, theif, or
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317 thug) to Colonel Muamar "Uncle MO"
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318 Khadaffi, Libyan Foreign Service
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319 Office, Tripoli Libya -------
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320
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321 Remember...The World Is Waiting
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322 For You!!
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323
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324 **********************************
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325 Big Brother here...
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326 and now there...
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327 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z
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328 NOW THAT'S HUMOR^^^
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329 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/ XENON /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z?Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z
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330 && && && (Replacing that deleted above)
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331 ...It caught the attention of the predator too. It attempted flight, with considerably more skill and grace than
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332 the Poet had shown, and pased riGHT THROUGH HIm and was gone, with a tugging sensation and a sudden pressure on
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333 his back and he looked up(!) and saw...
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334 The underside of his regular table at the Inn.
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335 && The Mad Actor &&
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336 (& Madder than usual, actually. The above is nowhere near as well-put as the original.--&&TMA&&)
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337 `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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338 The tower gleamed brightly in the sunlight, as the practitioner looked
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339 out the high window. The meadow below still sparkled with the morning dew
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340 and the songs of many birds filled the dawn air. Alas, it was great to be
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341 home again, where beauty and harmony were the true nature of reality.
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342
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343 Trans-reality hopping was certainly an invigorating experience and the
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344 cruise up the mighty Kulumbia would remain a lovely memory for some time.
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345 What a group of companions on the voyage! To find such a mix of wit and
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346 style was indeed a great pleasure.
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347
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348 He couldn't help but notice that these qualities seemed to be missing
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349 from some of the members of that society. "This is sad indeed", he mused
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350 quietly to himself. "Perhaps they can learn from the others." If they
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351 could learn not to be so abusive toward others, that would be a start.
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352
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353 Across the meadow a small stream made musical sounds in the morning
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354 sunlight. It was a wonderful time to be alive. The day was new and full
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355 of promise. Spring was in the air and thousands of flowering plants
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356 filled the the air with their perfume. The ancient alchemist rejoiced
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357 in the glory of being alive.
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358 `' `' `' `' `' -alchemist- `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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361 BACKWATER CLASSIFIEDS:
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363 Do you ever have problems with religious rodents? Do gerbils and
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364 hamsters wage war in your own home? Are fanatical field mice driving
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365 you crazy?
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366 Then YOU need one of the best mouse traps to come out in any trans-reality
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367 ever!!!!!
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368
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369 >> The MINI Bolo <<
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370 These little beauties roam at will, seeking to destroy any religious rodent
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371 in the confines of your house, apartment, or whatever. Each is semi-sentinent,
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372 and geared to search for small animals preaching about the supreame rodent.
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373
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374 If interested, contact Fast Fred, c/o the backwater inn.
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376 Fast Fred BSAL
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380 Hello everyone! And a goodmorning to ya too!
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381 Well I see tghat there has been a lot of new stuff on here since last
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382 night. Since you all have no interest other than writtings here is mine:
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383
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384 ************
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385 This is the book of Entrance to the Seven Zones above the Earth, which Zones were known to the Chaldeans, and
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386 to the ancient races that preceded them among the lost temples of UR. know that these Zones are governed by the cele-
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387 stial spirits, and that passage may be had by the Priest through those lands that border on the Unzoned Wastes beyond
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388
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389 Know that when Walking thus through the Sea of Spheres, he shouled leave his
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390 body and his property, lest he be slain unawares and must wander througnhout
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391 eternity amomg the dark spaces between the stars, or else be devoured by the wrathful IGIGI that dwell beyond.
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392
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393 Know that thomust Walk the Steps of the Ladder of Lights, each in its place and one at a time, and that thou
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394 must enter by the Gates in the lawful manner, as is put down in the Covenant; else, thou art surely lost.
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395
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396 Know that thou must keep purified for the space of one moon for the Entrance to the first step, one moon between
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397 the first and the second step, and again between thde second and the third, and so on in like manner. Thou must
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398 abstain from spilling they seed in any manner for like period of time, but thou mayest worship at the temple of
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399 ISHTAR, provided thou lose not thine Essence. And this is a great secret.
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400
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401 Thou must needs call upon thy God in the dawn light and upon thy Goddess in the light og dusk, every day of the
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402 moon of purification. Thou must summon thy watcher and instruct it perfectly in its duties, providing it with a time
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403 and a place whereby it may serve thee and surround thee with a flaming sword, in every direction.
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404
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405 ***********************************
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406
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407 Dwell on that for today, and I will add part II later.
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408 Have a nice sunday today and keep on talking..
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409 Oh by the way, 6 more days until SYSTEM SMASH begins its debut.
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410 *******************************************************************************
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411
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412 ---------------- Ken ------------------
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413 off
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414 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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415 I thought that EVERYONE knew that simplistic drivel... why not inform them
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416 of the Ruby Valley? If you will not, I will.
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417 The Ruby Valley is a semi-mystical place, being neither wholly in fantasy nor
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418 totally in reality, and is the only place wher a reality traveller may see, in
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419 one instant, a complete map of all the realities and all the connections thereto
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420 . Once every 173 years (this reality time), a shaft of golden light permeates
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421 this place, causing the many rubies by which this place is named to shine,
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422 sparkle, and throw off rays of light, which form the map. Some say that the
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423 rubies change position as the multiverse does, but others state it is the other
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424 way around. Entrance there is not easy, for many spells must be cast in
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425 succesion without rest, totalling 20 days of casting. If an error is made, the
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426 whole process must start again.
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427 (The spells required are listed in the 23rd to the 41st pages of the Tome of
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428 Zagig, and you may find them there.)
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429
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430 Milchar
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431 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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432 #$"'#$!'$#"!)$'%!#")%='?)$#"*'?%!)$#+%='?)$#!+'?%)=!$#+'%()!=#+$'%)'?%=!#)%=
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433 How the reality portals ever free up is a mystery beyond the scope of this
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434 class! What happened to the grand adventure of the past three weeks? Has it
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435 been all for naught? Whilst PAM was the object for the journey, we all
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436 arrive, and find she is on some island in some uncharted sea (perchance
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437 earth-sea) and not with her friends at the Inn. Oh Innkeeper what is the
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438 purpose? Can you take a position of leadership? Throw down your apron! Stop
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439 cleaning those glasses! We are in dire need of aid! Our original party has
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440 been spread accross the dust of the cosmos. Is anyone out there? MIG, TMA,
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441 The Traveller, Fast Fred, Voyeur, apprentic, Bard, alchemist, milchar,
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442 poet...anyone??? We must band together to strike down this latest invasion
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443 of interlopers!
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444 )#("*)#+(!")#+(!")#+ L'homme sans parity sans sens ou mode d'emploi $#"$"$#"
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445
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446 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2
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447 What is this? What am I doing here? Where am I? What is this
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448 place? This doesn't look like New Hampshire! What is going on?
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449 How could this have happened? I must have made a mistake some
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450 where in my calculations. Was it the trans-luscent reverb
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451 factor? Or perhaps the binomial nomenclature of the pre-
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452 ordained taylor series bit plane molecule of kinetic energy?
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453 No matter. I am here, and I better make the best of it until
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454 I can find a way to get back to the lab, and Al.
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455 Is that a building I see in the distance? Intelligent life
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456 after all. Maybe I am in New Jersy. Better head that way and
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457 see what I can find.
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458 Einstein's Assistant
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459 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2 E=MC^2
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460
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461 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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462 the controller looked over the vast panorama of energy transfers arcing
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463 back and forth. Soon, his time would come as the vast inteller transport
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464 ships would strike into the delicate lattice of energy beams placed so as to
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465 provide maximum cushioning aginst the residual effects of hyper-energy-
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466 transferring. He felt his pulse quicken as it always did. This time,
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467 however, there would be a new and different element involved. The next
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468 transport that would arrive would be carring no less than the president of
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469 the 6th quadrant, Wlfrt deston. Considered one of the most clever and canny
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470 of the council politicians, he was returning from a summet meeting from the
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471 Andromeda cluster. The controller thought once again of the sequence that
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472 he would go through. If he was successful, he would end the life and career
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473 of one of the most hated despots in the galaxy. The moment grew closer.....
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474 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++000000011++++++++++++++++
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475 exit
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476 list
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477 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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478 L'homme:I'm with you- but since I am a relative newcomer to this reality, does
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479 your rally to fight include me??
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480 ++++++++
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481 The mage casts his spell. In his mind, he forms the words that will be heard
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482 in the hearts of all coureageous adventurers and travellers-
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483 !!COME TO THIS REALITY'S AID! IT IS CRUMBLING! SEE HOW ALREADY THERE ARE
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484 INVASIONS INTO OUR REALM. THE REALITY FABRIC IS BEGINNING TO BE CLOVEN! AID
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485 ME, ALL THOSE WHO HEAR THIS PLEA!!!
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486
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487 Milchar
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488 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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489 $#"$"#)$!"#)$<"#)$)")$!)"%)!#)%=)$#+&)#$%&#%)&>)#$+&)#$&#$&#$&#$&!#$&$#!"%&
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490 Milchar:Of course you are welcome in our fight against this new invasion!
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491 Your obvious skills will no doubt come in quite handy. Our cause needs
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492 all the help it can get! Come one! Come all! The time is now to rise up
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493 and strike this new beast down!
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494 (don'tcha just love a fight!)
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495 $#()$#"!)<$)"!*$"#$"!)$ L'homme sans parity - sur la foi de esperance $#"$%##"#$
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496
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497 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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498 L'homme:Then let us begin! First we must know exactly WHO we're fighting.
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499 Next, dispose of them in the most efficient and humane way possible. (A
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500 Fireball, mayhap?) Do you know of any way to close the rift in this reality so
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501 that unwanted sorts cannot easily travel here? I think the Ruby Valley would
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502 help us immensely, but we do not have the time for such a journey. Hmmm...
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503 If only I could move my tower to this reality. Perhaps I could, but the energy
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504 required is not available unless you have another source I am not aware of.
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505 In my tower, there are secrets I have not delved into yet, for they are many,
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506 and I am just one. I do know there is a room within that can show you the way
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507 to any reality, if you answer oone question it asks. Not easy, by any means.
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508 I will wait for the others to answer my mind-plea, for I think that they will
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509 have some solutions to these and other
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510 problems. I still have not found any Kyros wine hereabouts....
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511
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512 Milchar
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513 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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514
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515
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516 FROM DESIGNED
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517 I THE DESIGNED HAVE RECEIVED A PLEA FROM ONE WHO ALSO PLACES
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518 HOLDS ACROSS THE FABRICS OF SPACE AND TIME...
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519 ANOTHER WHO STILL AND SHALL RISE AGAINST ONSLAUGHTS OF THE
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520 DEPRAIVED,THE SICK THE EVIL...
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521 I COME TO ENTER INTO LEAGUE,THE LEAGUE OF PROTECTORS
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522 THE ONES IN THE SERVICE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD,FAIR,AND LIFE PROT-
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523 ECTING.IN THE SERVICE OF PAMELA, FOR THE SERVICE OF PAM...
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524 DO NOT FAIL TO HEED ME;I AM NOT WITHOUT ENEMIES,THOSE WHO
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525 WILL NOT ALLOW THEMSELVES PEACE UNTILL MINE DEATH.BUT NEITHER AM
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526 I WITHOUT FREINDS,AND FREIND OF HIGH STATION,AND CALIBRE.IF NEED
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527 BE THEY TOO WILL DIE BY MY SIDE FOR I WOULD DO THE SAME...
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528 NOW WE ARE A LEAG LEAGUE FOR ALL THAT IS REICHTIOUS.AND
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529 IN THE SERVICE OF PAM...
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530
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531 IN THE SERVICE OF PAM..,
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532 THE DESIGNED,IN HER SERVICE...
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533
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534 @@ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
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535 @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@
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536 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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537 Alert! Alert! Reality is breaking up. Who among you can preserve the reality?
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538 Not I, not you. There is only one in all the cosmos who can salvage this mess.
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539 Where is THE DOCTOR!!!! Do not let the master daunt you, seek out the destroyers
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540 of this reality, and feed them jelly babies! Yea even this penalty does not
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541 fit the crime. Unleash the Daleks, turn your most feared foes into your
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542 instrument of vengance!!
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543 Where are the Daleks!!! Surely they can wipe out this infestation of other
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544 reality. Do they dare show themselves, can they match this mighty test of
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545 their power? I challenge them to show themselves, and EXTERMINATE this evil.
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546 Band together children and lords of time. Let nothing daunt you!!!
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547 - The grey guardian
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548 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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549
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550
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551 FROM THE DESIGNED
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552 I CAUGHT A PLEA FROM ACROSS THE WIND AND TO ITS AID I RUSHED
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553 BUT WHENCE UPON MY ARRIVAL THE ONES TO WHOM I WILL SWEAR ETERN-
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554 AL VIGILENCE.WHENCE UPON MINE ARRIVAL IT IS FOUND THAT THE
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555 STATION AND DEDICATION OF THE VICTIMS,EVEN THE PREY IS NO BET-
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556 TER THAN THE PREDATOR...
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557 ALAS I FEAR MY FAITH IN OUR TASK IS BEING STRESSED,TESTED BY
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558 ALLMIGHTY,LORD OF SIGHT.NO MORE WILL LADY PAMELA BE ACCOSTED,
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559 IMPERSONATED.NO MORE!I SAY...
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560 WE MUST RISE,AND TOGETHER.WHO AMONG THE PREY WILL FIGHT.FREED-
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561 OM IS NEVER GIFTEDSTRUGGLLED FOR.ONLY THE STRIVING GRUBBY
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562 HANDS OF AN ALLIANCE MY FAR INTO THE STARS AND TIME...
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563 WE THE DEFENDERS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UNGUARDED,AND SLASHED AT
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564 WITH SKILL,AND WITHOUT MERCY,OR AS BETTER STATED WITHOUT TACT.WE
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565 THE DEFENDERS MUST BECOME THE AVENGERS.
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566 AN ELLYSIAT ONCE SAID OF TACT...
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567 "MY TACT IS A LOST ORNAMENT, MATTHIAS."
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568 "DO YOU SEE IT SHINING ON ME ANYWHERE?"
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569 "I LOST IT FIGHTING,"
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570 WITH MATURITY COMES TACT...
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571
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572
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573 IN THE ALLMIGHTY SERVICE OF PAM...
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574 FROM THE DESIGNED
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575
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576
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577 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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578 L'homme et Milchar--
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579 the Voyeur offers his nascent abilities to your quest in defense
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580 of Truth, Justice, PAM, and the American way! Lead, and I shall follow,
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581 defending your back all the way. Lending my talents and my keen eyesight
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582 wherever needed. (I'm particularly good at peeking in windows).
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583 Banzai! Tally-ho! Geronimo! Charge! Etc.!
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584 ::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::voyeur:::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::
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585 :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:
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586 WHERE IS EVERYONE? I'VE BEEN WITHOUT A MODEM FOR A MONTH (OR WAS IT THREE,
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587 IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER NOW) IN WHICH I DWELLED IN THE HORRIBLE PARTS OF MY MIND
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588 I HAD HOPED I WOULD NEVER CROSS. BUT NOW I'M BACK AND WHAT'S HAPPENED? WHERE'S
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589 DIRTY OL' MAN? WHERE'S THE MAN IN GREY? WHERE'S THE BARD? WHERE'S FRIAR TUCK?
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590 WHERE'S DEBORAH? WHERE'S ANYBODY I USED TO KNOW? IS THE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF
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591 THE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD ONLY ABOUT 2 MONTHS? R.S.V.P. ANYBODY!!
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592
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593 - THE WALRUS
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594 GOO GOO G'JOOB
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595
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596 :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:
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603 X
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605 TO: THE ARCHER
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606
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607 HI ARTHUR!!! HOW'S LIFE FOR OUR FAVORITE COMPUTER BABY????
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608
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609 YOU LOVE IT, AND WE KNOW IT!!!
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610
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611 **RANDELL HELIX**
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612
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613 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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614
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615 It has been so long since I've cleaned a table here in the Inn! And
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616 things have changed so much! I need to take great care, for once I've fin-
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617 ished with a portion of the table, I can't go back to it.
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618
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619 I'm certainly glad that my good friend the Innkeeper continues to run
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620 this establishment, despite the problems he has had of late with rowdy and
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621 obnoxious patrons. From what I've heard, some have even attempted to van-
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622 dalize it, which is the source of the new rules regarding returning to a
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623 table once you've left it. It means more work for him cleaning up, but less
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624 than it would require to replace the furniture once it is destroyed. Ah, if
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625 only all the patrons could behave as well as they once did.....
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626
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627 Finally! This table is nearly done, and a new one will soon be ready.
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628
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629 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]PAM.[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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