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STATUS: ENTER ONLY
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NUMBER OF LINES: 629
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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ********************* REMOVED: 27 APR 84 *******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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21 Milchar looks about, seeing an incredible sight before him.
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22 Below him, on a great river, was a boat of an unknown type carrying passengers
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23 with a one monster-power engine!!!
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24
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25 Somewhat startled by this strange view he swept in closer, as he cast a spell
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26 of Invisibility, to avoid the monster's notice.
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27
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28 The great sea beast was talking to a strange little man and both were trying
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29 their level best to get the other drunk, but it was clear that the monster was
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30 winning. Milchar sensed that this beast was something more thatn what was
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31 visible, so he continued watching.
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32
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33 The great monster, the Bore, as much as told the strange man (called the Piper)
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34 what the Arch-Mage had suspected all along. 'Hmmm...' said Milchar.
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35
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36 'There's a waterfall ahead, and the beast shows no sign of slowing- maybe it
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37 knows something we don't?????'
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38
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39 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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40 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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41 Hedra Helix, the handsome fighter, was walking about the streets of Idee when
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42 he noticed another lady in distress.
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43
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44 A very large man was trying to take all of her jewelry of her beautiful bosom.
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45 Hedra then headed towards the woman to help her when suddenly, a very large
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46 muscular man stepped in front of him.
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47
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48 "Well now, it looks like I have a fight on my hands.", said Hedra.
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49
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50 The large man draws his sword and rushes toward Hedra. Hedra
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51 then draws his valiant sword, and swings it at the man. The man atempts to
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52 stop the sword, but to his suprise, his sword is broken in half. Hedra then
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53 swings his sword again, cuting off the mans head in his attempt.
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54
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55 The other man then runs away after seeing the brawl. Hedra then rushes over
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56 to help the lady in distress. She wraps her arms around Hedra, with a tight
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57 squeeze.
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58
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59 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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60 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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61 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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62 To All:
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63 Could I fill in for Piper until he comes back???????
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64 Milchar
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65
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66 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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67 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXR
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68 TO: AARON I WAS REFFERENCING THE DISK PRIOR TO THE ONE OF WHICH YOU
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69 SPEAK (LINES 123 THRU 136) BY DEBORAH IN WHICH SHE ADDRESSES THE
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70 CLOUD QUESTION. APPARENTLY SHE HAS MORE TO SAY RE YOUR REF TO LINES
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71 100 THRU 104 OF LAST DISK.
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72 I THEN WAS REFFERING TO YOUR LATER COMMENT ON THE SAME DISK AS DEBORAH'S
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73 ANSWER THAT I SPEAK OF (LINES 443 THRU 447) IN WHICH YOU RESTATE YOUR
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74 QUESTION. I TOOK THIS AS MEANING THAT YOU DID NOT ACCEPT HER ORIGINAL
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75 EXPLAINATION. IF I AM WRONG IN THIS, I APPOLIGIZE.
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76 XRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRX REX RXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRXRX
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77 ALWAYS REMEMBER...A CREATIVE MESS IS BETTER THAN TIDY IDLENESS.
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78 !|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|___THE SILVER GHOST___!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|!|
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79 "arena bait" : Bread and Circuses
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80 "Death to Zeon" : Patterns of Force (NAZI replica)
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81 the pilot for a spin-off : Assignment Earth (Gary Seven)
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82 All three are second season.
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83 Lets see..did I miss any?
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84 Milchar - it is the Man in Gray who is to be absent for the next
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85 two weeks, not Piper. And I doubt that he would appreciate returning
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86 to find his alter-ego abused and/or dead.
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87 MIG - problems at home finally reached a head?
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88 general - I sure hope Bard returns soon, I think his guidance and stability
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89 are needed desperately.
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90 general - I think the Cecil reference was to Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent,
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91 not C.B. deMille.
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92 Dante
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93 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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94 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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95 The piper stared entranced out the window. Everything looked so small down
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96 there. The footing seemed so -- so -- Soft! He found his gorge rising as
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97 he seemed to become suddenly half his normal weight. Clutching desperately
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98 at the frame of the window, he suddenly felt extremely heavy. The airborn
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99 watercraft creaked alarmingly.
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100 ##NOTHING TO BE ALARMED AT ... MERELY A LITTLE TURBULENCE!## sounded the
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101 voice in his mind.
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102 Looking back out the window, the piper could not help but wish that this
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103 strange voyage through the air would soon come to a peaceful end.
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104 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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105 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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106 THE HAMSTERS ARE NOTHING TO US, AND
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107 WE FEAR NOT THE EXTERMINATOR. HARRY,
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108 YOU ARE AS MISGUIDED AS A LEMMING.
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109 THE GERBIL
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110 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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111 ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
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112 SUCH TIMOROUS LITTLE MITES! I HAVE THE FRAGILE SHELL OF THEIR CRAFT HELD
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113 SNUGLY WITHIN A COIL OF MY BODY. HERE THEY ARE AS SAFE AS ONE OF MY OWN
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114 EGGS. SOON WE WILL BE IN SIGHT OF THEIR DESTINATION.
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115
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116 FEAR NOT, TINY CREATURES. SOON YOU WILL BE DOWN ON THE SOLID GROUND AGAIN,
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117 FREE TO GO ABOUT YOUR TINY BUSINESS.
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118
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119 -CECIL--
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120 cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
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121 ########################################
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122 TO BILL CHARLES & ANDY;
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123 I shall not apologize for myself or my thoughts on the religious issue. I am
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124 however sorry that you feel that the subject is boring (Andy) and I am re-
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125 sponsible only unto myself not to other athiests as they should be to themselves
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126 , after all that is the whole point that I have been trying to make. I blame
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127 none for my successes nor my mistakes, my actions are my own! If you feel guilt,
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128 because of my stand (Bill) that is your problem, you shouldn't feel someone
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129 elses guilt nor let their thoughts become your own.
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130 It is nice that you agree with my basic ideals but then you should form your
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131 own opinions. My thoughts on this subject are Public Domain but that doesn't
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132 mean that they may be interpeted at anyones will!!
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133 Where o' where is DOM, he would surely understand.
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134
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135 ###############C.Y.M.############################4/24/84 7:49am#################
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136 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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137 Dante
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138 The refference to Cecil the serpent was most obvious. I think the person
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139 asking the question was simply asking a moot point, since they also
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140 indicated the refference to the lovable monster re:"sick of 'C's?"
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141 My only question is, where's the Leakin' Lena and Beany? (As opposed to
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142 the beef <ahem>...)
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143 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I.S. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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144 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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145 Rex: ok, whatever...
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146 dante: what? you passed on the "think about.....music" and "no, i'm just me"
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147 surely theses are simple (if i quoted them correctly...)
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148 L'homme: what about you?
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149 <><><><><>
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150 The 3rd Doctor: Yes, I think I can arange to dispose of your TARDIS.
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151 THE MASTER
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152 <><><><><>
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153 Hedra Helix: No.
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154 MIG: (if you are still with us) say hello for me...
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155 OBSERVER: the veil of mystery is lifted...
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156 leonard: comfy in your new home yet? say something...
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157 alchemist: valiant effort, but i don't think DEBORAH went for it...
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158 Aaron
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159 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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160 xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
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161 Gerbil, we Hamsters ARE the exterminator! First the Gerbils
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162 start riding in the front of the bus as if they (gasp!) are REAL
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163 rodents, now they want to go to the same schools as Hamsters!
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164 I'll tell you, bucko, it'll be a cold day in hades before any of
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165 MY litter goes to school with dirty gerbils! Hey, Gerb, why
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166 don't you pack up and go back to Mongolia where you belong! The
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167 Hamster is the Future, Gerbil, love it or leave it!
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168 Habitrail Harry
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169 xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
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170 **************************************************************
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171 The superiority of Hamsters over Gerbils? What nonsense.
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172 Everyone who is anyone knows that Hamsters and Gerbils are
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173 effete urban panywaists. There isn't a real mouse among them.
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174
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175 Face it. Gerbils and Hamsters are over pampered, over-
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176 protected, and spoiled rotten. They don't find their own
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177 food, they don't make their own homes, and they can't even
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178 get laid unless a human (yuk) supplies them with a broad.
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179 It's pretty pathetic if you ask me.
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180
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181 What difference does it make who's better than who? Neither
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182 of you holds a candle to a real mouse.
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183
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184 Freddy the Field Mouse
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185 Self reliant and proud
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186
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187 ***********************************************************
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188 Now that's what I call a topical, relevant, and profound
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189 philosophical debate.
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190
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191 What are the spiritual and philosophical ramification of the
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192 rodent in modern times? What are the sociological implications
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193 of the social stratification of fuzzy little animals? And,
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194 most importantly, what effect will the outcome of the
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195 discusson have on the role played by the rat fink in society.
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196
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197 This is heavy stuff. I can see we are on the cutting edge of
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198 a philosophical and moral renaissance.
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199
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200 Grand D
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201
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202 :***********************************************************:
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203 ================================================================================
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204 I VOTE FOR THE FIELD MOUSE - MAX
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205 ================================================================================
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206 In order to adress the question of the real Doctor. He's in the
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207 TARDIS watching the Aborigines. There's no question about it.
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208 The Ninja
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209 `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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210 The whistling wind around his ears and broad the expanse of river
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211 valley at his feet made the practitioner happy to be alive. Not only was
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212 the river cruise progressing beautifully, the lovely person PAM might be
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213 waiting for them up river. It had been a wonderful adventure but it was
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214 certainly time to move on to more enthralling company and conversation.
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215 Now that the Inn had been tidied up, a round of drinks with friends old
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216 and new would be most welcome. Perhaps very little exercise of special
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217 skills would be required due to the boost from -CECIL--. Thanks so much
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218 large and capable friend. (I hope!)((I'll bet if The Man in Grey had
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219 been here the adventure would have been even more colorful))
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220
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221 During the lull, while the duty rodents were resolving the on-going
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222 issue of the existence of a supreme Ego, (as separate from the creator)
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223 the ancient alchemist pulled the transmuter communication module from
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224 his tunic. After flipping it open and tuning it to another trans-reality,
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225 he began talking into it. "Aaron, I'm not exactly sure of the exact
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226 passage to which you refer. None of them were in fact specifically
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227 directed toward DEBORAH. You have no doubt noticed that, while some
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228 seek in order to find something, others seek simply for the sake of
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229 seeking. That's what makes for the glorious diversity of people and
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230 ideas. Well I must return. I see events are continuing to develop."
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231
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232 Looking up to the cliffs above he noticed someone looking back. "Hmm,
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233 where did I put my far looker.", he murmured. So saying he pulled a
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234 gadget out of his tunic and put it to his eyes. "I do believe it's
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235 Milchar.", he said aloud. Then cupping his hands to his mouth he
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236 yelled up toward the overhanging precipice, "Come on down and join
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237 us. We need all the good talent we can get."
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238
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239 "Guess I better get the transmuter's gyro up to speed", he mused.
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240 `' `' `' `' `' -alchemist- `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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241
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242
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243 WELL WELL WELL......
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244 I GUESS IT'S TIME TO TEAYOU PUNY LITTLE 20TH CENTURY PEOPLE
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245 THE TRUE EANING OF INTELLIGENCE IN THE 23RD. ASSIGNMENT EARTH;
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246 WAS A SCRIPT STOLEN FROM A CANCELLED PILOT FOR DESILU.
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247 WAS REWRITTEN FOR A STAR TREK FORMAT.THERE WAS NO INTENTION OF
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248 A SPIN OFF.THAT OUGHT TO HELP YOU ,WELL YOU USERS.
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249
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250 HAWTHORNE,
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251 PS SARAH I'M STILL WAITING...
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252
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253
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254 ######################################################################
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255 RESURRECTION OF THE LAND OF THE ROACHES PART
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256 PART II.
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257
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258 So stay close to your end.....or stay even closer to mine.
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259 meanwhile nin cubical 12......Noppin sez "is a fellow roach combusting
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260 here????? We don't know noppin... "whaddya' do with a chunka cheddar???"
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261 penalty for early withdrawl..
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262
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263 This week quiz question.......no prize given for correct answer!!!
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264
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265
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266 How many members are in the Roach family??
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267 a) can't count that high.
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268 b) none.
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269 c) only on Friday.
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270 d) a,b, and c only.
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271 e) all of the above.
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272 f) none of the above, below all of the above.
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273
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274 Till next time this is.......joe.
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275 #######################################################################
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276 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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277 From Milchar: Sorry, you're right. It is the Man in Grey who's gone.
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278
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279 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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280 On the boat below, someone yells to Milchar, asking if he would come down.
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281 'Well, I haven't had much excitement recently, the 3rd Doctor is really quite
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282 boring and can't play a decent game of chess. How depressing.'
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283
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284 He yells down, 'Yes of course I will join you. Do you have any kryos wine??'
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285 Without waiting for an answer, he asks the man nearest to him, 'How did you
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286 see me??'
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287
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288 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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289 ****************************************
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290 SIGH.. I THINK I AM LOST, AND SO
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291 APPARENTLY IS THIS COMPUTER! YOU
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292 ARE CERTAINLY NO HELP AT ALL!!!!
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293 **********************************
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294 One day there was this neat person he was a fat person
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295 named"John Cook"he always was fat and never skinny
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296 untill he lost some weight only 10 lbs
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297 find out next week for the exiting story of JOHN COOK
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298
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299
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300 By.........pirate john
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301
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302 ------
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303 Jondalar speaks,
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304 I don't no your lang. very well.
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305 I hope u can accept this.
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306 I seek new friends in this new land.
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307 I shall look for signs.
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308 Let the Great Mother hear my prayers.
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309 ----Jondalar has spoken.
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310 ---------------------------
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311
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312 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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313 YES, JON, I HEAR YOU. COME OVER AFTER SCHOOL FOR MILK AND COOKIES. --MOTHER
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314 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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315 KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT YOU RODENTS. I LIKE TO SEE YOU DISTRACTING
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316 YOURSELVES.
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317 FELIX
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318
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319 #"(!)(#!")#("!)#+(!$'!#)(")($)'?$(#")%='!)(%&)$<#+(&)$<#+(&)#+(&#)$<%=&(#
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320 Aaron...You're quote's are so amusing, and useless. Why my Mother could
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321 answer some of them. Let's get serious here! I finally got finished with
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322 my latest masterpiece for MF & E. Now for that ridiculus System 38 to Apple
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323 II conversion! Why me??? What do you here from DECUS lately? I still say
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324 you pronounce it wrong! Now that MIG is gone, why don't you return those
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325 books? It would be such a nice gesture...
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326 Ok...this week's Trek questions...#1 - "Na na na ya na...na na na na na"
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327 #2 - "They are as far above us on the evalutionary scale as we are above...
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328 the ameobe(?)" #3 - "No Kill I" #4 "Captain Kirk! Look Out! Yaaaaaa (not yiii)..
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329 OK...these are relatively common...shouldn't be much trouble...
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330 Say are you attending PCC this term? Just wondering... Well...off to kill
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331 some more gerbils...
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332 )($)#"$(#")($#" L'homme sans parity qui detester une petite bete %($#)%($#%
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333
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334 THESE QUESTIONS ARE TOO EASY ANY BODY COULD GET AT LEAST TWO OF YOUR
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335 'TREK' QUESTIONS. EXCEPT QUESTION 1 SHOULD READ"Na na na na na...etc."
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336 I watch it every time it is on and I have time to.
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337 BOB NASH
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338 P.S. TRAVELING AGAIN AARON THANKS FOR THE OFFER OF MONEY BUT I'M TOO
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339 GENEROUS TO LET ANYBODY PAY FOR ANY GAS...BUT IF YOU INSIST !!
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340
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341 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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342 The piper had screwed up his courage and ventured out onto the foredeck of
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343 their aeronatically inclined watercraft. Somehow the attitude of his fellow
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344 travellers -- a kind of "so what were 500 feet up in the air on the back of
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345 what we thought was a sea serpent? Pass the pitcher of ale." quieted his
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346 fears. Really, this fear of heights was very unmanly. How could he hold
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347 his head high when it made him ill to look over the railing of a bridge?
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348 After all -- it wasn't the fall that hurt -- it was the sudden stop at the
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349 bottom. Nevertheless, he studied the billowing clouds above the deck, rather
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350 than the view below as he moved forward.
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351 Moving to the fore part of the deck, he could see very little exept the broad
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352 swatches of color that were the creature's wings extending to each side.
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353 Curiously, he looked back and saw another set behind the loop that held the
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354 boat. Looking forward he saw a circle that looked like a henge -- a curiously
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355 regular henge in exceptionally good repair. Perhaps he had harshly judged this
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356 culture with so little contact. Such a structure could be built only by a
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357 people well versed in the Mysteries.
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358 Suddenly, he realized that this portion of their journey had come to an end.
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359 The sudden solidity of his footsteps came as a shock. The deck of the vessel
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360 was canted at a slight angle -- it was firmly placed in the bed of a small
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361 valley. Looking for the serpent, the piper walked to the side of the vessel
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362 and searched the sky and river. Leaning over the side of the boat, he felt
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363 an unfamiliar weight swinging around his neck. Looking down, he found a golden
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364 collar fashoned in the form of a serpent with its jaws firmly clamped around
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365 its own tail. From the weight, the object was gold, it was too small to slip
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366 over his head and he could find tno catch or hinges. Feeling a slight touch
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367 of nervousness, a question formed in his mind. Could it really have -- ???
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368 As from a great distance came a reply. #YES LITTLE BEING, IT COULD#
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369 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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370 "#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#
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371 HEY ALL OF YOU. YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF OVER-STUFFED EGGPLANTS TO ME. EITHER
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372 THAT OR YOU ARE ALL IN COLLEGE PRACTICING YOUR FALSE INTELECT. SORRY DUMB-
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373 DORAS. YOU HAVE FOOLED THE LEAST. HEY NERDS-- YOU HAVEN'T FOOLED THE BEAST.
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374 PUUL YOUR HEADS OUT AND GET ROCKIN'!
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375 ** JOAN JETT **
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376 "#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#"#
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377 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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378 WHAT IS THIS, A DIRTY LITTLE FIELDMOUSE?
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379 HOW CAN YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO COME TO
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380 OUR LEVEL, YOU SON OF LEMMING. GO GET
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381 HARRY AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
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382 \\|\\|\\|\\|
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383 (NOTE: THIS IS MY CYM IMITATION)
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384 THE GERBIL
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385 \\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|\\|
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386 xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
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387 I shall not apologize for myself or my thoughts on the Gerbil
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388 issue. I am however sorry that you feel that the subject is
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389 nonsense (Freddy) and I am responsible only onto myself not to
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390 other Rodents as they should be to themselves, after all that is
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391 the whole point that I have been trying to make! Gerbil, sorry
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392 that you feel that you need to defend your species, me thinkest
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393 that thou protesteth too much!
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394 where o' where is PAM, she surely would understand.
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395 (my CYM imitation) Habitrail Harry
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396 xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX
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397 KgOn RoCkS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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398 {
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399 yea, sure it does......
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400 }
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401 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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402 L'homme: "And (L'homme), I NEVER miss!"
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403
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404 lesse...where DID i put that holo-disk? of course! aisle 7, shelf 3, bin C..
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405 must be here..(casually drop a disk into wall-mounted viewer)...no, not the
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406 ice-ages...(another disk)...certainly not the middle ages!, lessee..(final
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407 disk in bin C) yes, yes...1984, Maryhill!
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408 Now just to step over to the Atavachron.... ahh, excelent! no compensation
|
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409 necessary for a trip less than 24 hours....gee, this console looks familiar,
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410 something Gary Seven might own....
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411 Calling through the time portal, "Hello, hello?" yields no response...
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412 hmmmm.. nobody there? That trans-reality audio-gram did arive from this
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413 time-line..... puzzled.. until.. ##SMALL CREATURE, YOUR FRIENDS WILL
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414 LAND SHORTLY## ...Hmmmm. "Land"? they must be travelling by air..why,
|
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415 there they are now! And there's the one with the multi-phasic transmuter!
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416 "Hey, you, the one with the multi-phasic transmuter" "Who, me?" comes the
|
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417 reply.."Yes, you. Say, you don't look like the alchemist!" "I'm not. Sorry.
|
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418 I'll get him. Name's Piper. say, just, uh, where, uh, are you?" stepping
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419 through the time curtain.... "Right in back of you." "Oh. I'll get the
|
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420 alchemist...lemme guess..you play the pipes to, right?"
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421 "Alchemist, in my communique I was refering to your sudden "appearence"
|
||
422 coincident with the percieved lack of "true" SF in the adventures. My
|
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423 conclusion was that, though a brilliant effort, you still haven't REALLY
|
||
424 brought things to a more, ur, 'scientific', air" I addressed, sensing that
|
||
425 my old friend alchemist was very close (i could smell the brimstone cologne
|
||
426 he oft used to convince the Monarch that he was still working on the 'ol
|
||
427 Pb-Au tripe..), figguring he had sneaked up behind me while I was chatting
|
||
428 with Piper, and having delivered my message, I slipped thru the portal that
|
||
429 was just to the left of Piper saying "Goodbye, alchemist..you'll never be
|
||
430 able to sneak up on me!"
|
||
431 Feeling satisfied, I swept the holo-disks back into their bin, and reaching
|
||
432 for the one still in the viewer, noticed that the Piper now stood alone on
|
||
433 the deck of the craft, seemingly mumbling to himself....
|
||
434 Having closed the Portal, I couldn't hear the Piper mumble "no, I guess not"
|
||
435 Aaron
|
||
436 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
437 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
|
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438 EVERYONE'S INVITED FOR DINNER. WE'RE HAVING OVERSTUFFED EGGPLANT. --MOTHER
|
||
439 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
|
||
440 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
441 Milchar throws his essence 'pon the winds, and asks the burning question, what
|
||
442 am I doing here??
|
||
443 <<By the way, science can't hold a candle to my sorcery, even if it can produce
|
||
444 similar effects.>>
|
||
445 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
446 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
||
447 Field mice are a bunch of DRONES! And as far as the puny little man who calls
|
||
448 himself the Third Doctor is concerned
|
||
449 , he can cram his TARDIS up his nose
|
||
450 . He really should learn how to play a
|
||
451 decent game of chess. DEATH TO THE
|
||
452 FIELD MICETHE "THIRD DOCTOR" IS CLUMSY ENOUGH TO TRIP OVER HIS TARDIS AND
|
||
453 BREAK HIS NECK.
|
||
454 May Milchar have a nice day!
|
||
455 HEDRA HELIX
|
||
456 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
||
457 $#@*$#@(*$@#()$*@#)(*$!#*$%)%*)$*%$)@*%)!$*%)$#*%$#%)$*%)$#*!%)*$)%*$)#%*!#)%*)!
|
||
458 Bob Nash: Sure they are easy...why didn't you answer them?
|
||
459 Aaron...What's this? You are actually trying to partake in this adventure?
|
||
460 How strange...Your mother wouldn't approve... By the way, the agency has been
|
||
461 running some scans and we think we have narrowed down 'chez toi'. Concentric
|
||
462 circles are doing the trick, along with phone traces, and unathorized access
|
||
463 in the library ala Mr. Satos. Why couldn't you pick the 5000 years ago disk
|
||
464 and get marooned with Mrs James Garner? Anyway, expect agents to be knocking
|
||
465 on your door anyday now, as soon as we get the exact city block calculated.
|
||
466 This is what happens when you get caught going through Bell garbage, if you
|
||
467 get my meaning... Since you seem reluctant to answer any of the 'trek' quotes,
|
||
468 here is my final edition (stop the applause out there)...
|
||
469 #1 "E Pleb Neblem..."
|
||
470 #2 "I always lie, now listen carefully, I never tell the truth..."
|
||
471 #3 "You're an old man Jim..."
|
||
472 #4 "I hear you humans are decended from Apes..."
|
||
473 #5 "uggg...I seem to have...miscalculated..."
|
||
474 Yiiii...those are pretty easy too...I hope I haven't made any mistakes...
|
||
475 $%#%#$%#$%
|
||
476 During the long journey down the river (which somehow seemed shorter than
|
||
477 I expected), I had spent all of my time reading some of the ancient
|
||
478 books I had found behind the green door. Thank heavens for the book titles
|
||
479 "Rossetta", that allowed me to translate the ancient writings into one of
|
||
480 the languages I did speak. There were some interesting stories in the books,
|
||
481 as well as several spells that might come in handy to someone who knew how
|
||
482 to use them. Playing the role of student, I wrote several of the more
|
||
483 interesting incantations down on 3 by 5 cards to study some more later. I
|
||
484 still had my voodoo doll, and a couple bottles of foul smelling substances.
|
||
485 When I felt the ship hit what I thought was our destination, I put away the
|
||
486 magic stuff into my pack, and went up on deck. Everyone seemed to be running
|
||
487 in different directions...some were quite obviously drunk, while the piper
|
||
488 was off the boat, no where to be found. I could't find Bard or apprentice
|
||
489 either. Anyway...I tried to tell some of them about what I had been so
|
||
490 engrossed in, but again, just as that famous crew member on the Dark Star,
|
||
491 my overtures were brutally rejected! "I should turn some of these people
|
||
492 into rodents", I thought to myself while thinking about the "Rodent Spell"
|
||
493 written on one of the cards. "No...I don't want to misuse this new power,
|
||
494 anyway, I might end up shooting myself in the foot!"
|
||
495 I then set about looking for the alchemist (he seems to have a good head
|
||
496 on his shoulders), and piper, who also seems to know most of the time
|
||
497 what's going on. I jumped off the ship..."How in the heck did it get all
|
||
498 the way up here anyway???", and went in search of the other adventurers.
|
||
499 $#@*$)@*$#@)$*@#$ L'homme sans parity qui perdu les autres )($#@*$#@)*$)@#$)
|
||
500 ================================================================================
|
||
501 EITHER L'HOMME SANS PARITY SMOKES DOPE AT HIS TERMINAL OR I AM VERY CONFUSED.
|
||
502 EITHER THAT OR I SMOKE DOPE AT MY TERMINAL AND HE IS CONFUSED. AH GEE, I BET IF
|
||
503 ANDY ROONEY WERE HERE HE COULD EXPLAIN IT. - MAX
|
||
504 ================================================================================
|
||
505 ***************************************************************
|
||
506 Habitrail Harry: I was impressed with your imitation of C.Y.M.
|
||
507 You really got his essence down pat. You could have been a bit
|
||
508 more vicious in insulting those who think differently but other
|
||
509 than that it was perfect. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Mickey Mouse
|
||
510 ***************************************************************
|
||
511 #############################################
|
||
512 Hmmm...C.Y.M.'s thinking is being imitated
|
||
513 by rodents. Guess that puts it in perspective.
|
||
514 ############################################
|
||
515 Ye Gods...
|
||
516 And we accuse C.Y.M. of intolerance! A little moderation, please; else this
|
||
517 could drop to the level of a mere name-calling contest. On the second hand,
|
||
518 that sounds like fun...
|
||
519 <**LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ENTRIES ARE NOW BEING ACCEPTED AFOR FOR THE FIRST
|
||
520 <**ANNUAL BWMS NAME-CALLING CONTEST!**>
|
||
521 && The Mad Actor &&
|
||
522 *********************************************
|
||
523 *******: I nominate LeRoy McKane :*********
|
||
524 *********************************************
|
||
525 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
526 A sudden thump startles the Mage, as the boat he is on runs aground (!!!!UNDER
|
||
527 STATEMENT OF THE YEAR!!!!). A small Fly spell puts him on the dry earth without
|
||
528 having to dirty himself. He sees piper scramble down the side of the ship
|
||
529 just before him. Milchar looks aroupnd at the valley, takes into account the
|
||
530 positions of the stars and planets,
|
||
531 finds the Nth root of negative i and concludes in a nonchalant manner, "I think
|
||
532 we're lost."
|
||
533 Piper says nothing, but examines the area closely. Another man looks down on
|
||
534 the two, obviously wondering what had happened, while carrying a three-foot
|
||
535 stack of 3 x 5 cards. Milchar says, "My spell books are more compact. Did I
|
||
536 hear you think of a Mouse Changing spell??"
|
||
537 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
538 --------------------------------(<>)----------------------------------------
|
||
539 Sitting watching the events unfold I sit near the bow of our strange
|
||
540 craft. Taking a quick look at the display of my reality transphaser I see
|
||
541 that the anomaly of the Maryhill henge if just up the hill, less than a
|
||
542 quarter mile, we are in between it and the river. The Piper seems to hace
|
||
543 acquired himself a torc which fairly reeks of magic. Oh well, let's check
|
||
544 and see wheather the henge can be used for reality hopping...
|
||
545 ...As I walk amoung the huge stones I keep glancing at the small plasma
|
||
546 display, just a few more feet to the right, this ought to do...
|
||
547 ...A small rodent squeaks annoyedly as a double clap of thunder
|
||
548 accompanies my dissapearance and the my reappearence.
|
||
549 "Everyone! Quickly! while I have the way clear to the Inn!" I yell to
|
||
550 the others before I step through once more...
|
||
551 ...The rowan tree is pretty now that spring has brought new leaves, can
|
||
552 it be that the inn seems a more cheerful place than when I departed it?
|
||
553 The sign has been repainted, the windows cleaned, and all of autumn's leaves
|
||
554 and the fallen branches of winter cleared away, even the roof has been
|
||
555 repaired with new slates showing dark amoung the older weathered ones.
|
||
556 I feel cheered as I step though the door...
|
||
557 ----------------------(<>)The Traveller(<>)-----------------------------------
|
||
558 Man without parity who detests small animals, cute. Il faut que je ecrire
|
||
559 ces mots pour vous. (Just to inform you that your little sign offs are
|
||
560 understood by some)
|
||
561 ----------------------(<>)Le Voyager(<>)--------------------------------------
|
||
562 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
||
563 To the first two 'DOCTORS' concerning the 'THIRD DOCTOR': Don't worry about
|
||
564 this puny little creature! He and his TARDIS are both a bunch of WIMPS. Take
|
||
565 it from someone who knows. Don't ever ask him to play chess. He has never
|
||
566 learned to play a decent game and you will just die of boredom.
|
||
567 HEDRA HELIX
|
||
568 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
||
569 $#"$%$#&%$#'&%)(&"#%$&"%$&%#$!#$%$#&%$'#$%&'&#%$'$#%'%&'%'&'#$%$&#%$'%&#'
|
||
570 MAX:YOU FORGOT ONE CASE, YOU ARE BOTH SMOKING DOPE (HOW QUAINT) AND CONFUSED.
|
||
571 TMA:Haven't heard from you in awhile! Our BW group missed you at the last
|
||
572 PC&S get-together...Aren't you a regular attendee?
|
||
573 Bon soir Le Voyager...Did you mean to say what you wrote in that last message?
|
||
574 Did you mean ecrire? Anyway...merci et a bien tot!
|
||
575 %#$%#$%#%
|
||
576 "These 3 by 5's are kind of cumbersome. I need to find a better way to store
|
||
577 these spells. Maybe apprentice has something in his ever present pack I can
|
||
578 use for storage, if he ever gets back!" I put most of the cards away, but
|
||
579 kept out 3 or 5 of the best most potent spells, including the rodent
|
||
580 incantation, in my jacket pocket, ready to cast on some unsuspecting enemy.
|
||
581 "Now where is that piper???"
|
||
582 !$#"%#"$%)#$%#$ L'homme sans parity a la recherche des amis $#"$)")$")$"#$"#
|
||
583 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
584 L'homme: Could I persue a few of your 3 x 5's in hopes of gleaning a bit of
|
||
585 new knowledge? I am sure I could supply you with a few in return. Let's see...
|
||
586 How about this nice one called 'Cataclysmic Devestation'? or maybe 'Wizard's
|
||
587 Wrath'? How about the ever-popular 'Transmute into Frog'? Here's another
|
||
588 called 'Lengthing Orange and Purple Beards on Little Old Ladies Over 72'?
|
||
589 Here's a really handy one. It's called 'Make a Burbon with Scotch'.
|
||
590 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchar++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
591 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
592 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
|
||
593 I could even offer you guys a few.
|
||
594 How about making an ugly woman beautiful and aroused?$$$$$$$$$$HEDRA HELIX$$$$$$
|
||
595 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
||
596 THE CAT IS LOOSE!!
|
||
597 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
||
598
|
||
599
|
||
600
|
||
601 HERE YE!! HERE YE!!!
|
||
602
|
||
603
|
||
604 THIS THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE ARCHER!!!!
|
||
605
|
||
606 I HAVE SPENT THE HOLE AFTERNOON READ THIS SYSTEM AND I THINK THAT IT IS FULL OF
|
||
607 CRAZIES AND PEAPLE THAT ARE ABOUT TO FALL OF THE WAGON. BUT SINCE THEE IS ALSO
|
||
608 CRAZY THEE WILL INJOY IN THE FUN!!!
|
||
609
|
||
610
|
||
611
|
||
612 NIJA THEE SIDES WITH THEE. HEDRA HELEX IS A BLOW HARD AND COULD NOT HERT A FLY
|
||
613 FROM THE WAY HE TALKS I SAY HE IS A SLOB AND COULD FURNISH A ELECTRIAL PLANT
|
||
614 WITH THE HOT AIR TO FURNISH POWER FOR THE NEX 200 YEARS! THEE THINKS THAT BOTH
|
||
615 COULD AND WOULD TAKE HIM IN PHYSICAL COMBAT!
|
||
616
|
||
617
|
||
618
|
||
619
|
||
620
|
||
621
|
||
622 THE ARCHER
|
||
623
|
||
624 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
||
625 ATTENTION ALL USERS----- CLASS B SECURITY MESSAGE
|
||
626 AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY!!!
|
||
627 CODE : PENT4776 DOD/SAC DIGIT 56046
|
||
628
|
||
629 JUST HERE TO SAY THAT I AM A NEW USER SLUG OF THE TYPE ART-HUR-P-HILI-PDN-ENT
|
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