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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ********************** REMOVED: 17 MAR 84 ******************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 EVAN: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MODEM DOESN'T LIKE THE CHARACTERS THAT BW ECHOS
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21 BACK. THE WAY AROUNG THIS IS TO WAIT FOR THE RETURN CHARACTER BEFORE
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22 SENDING THE NEXT ONE. WHAT CAN HAPPEN, IS THAT WHEN YOU SEND A CHARACTER,
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23 IT CAN BE DISRUPTTED BY THE RETURN CHARACTER. 103 MODEMS NEVER WERE
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24 DESIGNED FOR FULL SPEED TRANSFERS, THEY WERE EXPECTED TO BE RUN BY
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25 PEOPLE WHICH GIVES ENOUGH TIME FOR THE CHARACTER TO GET BACK BEFORE THE
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26 NEXT ONE IS SENT. THERE IS A SECOND HARMONIC FROM THE ORIGINATE SIGNAL
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27 THAT IS SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANSWER MODEMS RECEIVER. SO, WHAT
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28 HAPPENS IS THAT IF EVERYTHING IS NOT PERFECTLY PROPER IN THE CONECTION,
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29 (HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PERFECT PONE LINE?) THEN NASTY THINGS HAPPEN.
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30 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY *********************************:
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31 CALLING PAM.... HELLO PAM.......
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32 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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33 WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL.....
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34 OR ARE WE? I BELIEVE WE HAVE TOO MANY REALITY PILLS FLOATING AROUND THIS
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35 PLACE. CAN'T WE GET SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMALITY HERE?
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36 MONSIEUR D'AUTUN: YOU SEEM TO HAVE MANY CONNECTIONS AND FRIENDS. CAN YOU
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37 RECOMMEND ANYONE I CAN HIRE TO FIND PAM. MR. WASSIR'S DUNGEON IS TYPICAL,
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38 COMPLETE WITH SECRET DOORS. I BELIEVE I HAVE IT FAIRLY WELL MAPPED OUT, BUT
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39 I CAN FIND NO SIGN OF PAM. ALL HIS TOYS (IE. IRON MAIDEN, RACK, ETC.) SEEM
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40 TO BE IN A STATE OF DISREPAIR DUE TO DISUSE. IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PAM
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41 WAS EVER THERE, AT LEAST AS A PRISONER. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I
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42 COULD GET TO FIND HER.
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43 ALL: WHERE IS THE WIZARD. AND WHY IS ANYBODY GOING TO FIND HIM?
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44 (OTHER THAN THE COMMANDER). IF THE NINJA STILL WANTS COMPANY, I WOULD
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45 BE GLAD TO HELP HIM, AND TALK ABOUT A VERY PECIULAR VW?!?!?
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46 JONATHAN CHANCE
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47 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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48 !~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
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49 The air had that gently washed smell that only a spring shower can
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50 bring. The red images of a 'Budweiser' sign sparkled on the rain-slicked
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51 streets. As I entered the neighborhood tavern, fleeting impressions of
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52 blue-collars, red necks, and hairy, worked-hardened muscles tickled my
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53 senses. The sign over the door read: "The Dew Droppe Inn". A better name
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54 would have been Hard Hat Heaven. If Wassir had a weakness, it was for
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55 joints like this one.
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56 The scent of cheap cigars and stale beer filled my lungs. Assorted
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57 thugs and low lifes played pool at a table in the rear. No one seemed to
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58 notice as I took a seat at the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was a
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59 talkative fellow. Lucky for me I have a talent for languages; Early Grunt
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60 is one of my specialties.
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61 After my fifth (or was it sixth?) beer, I sensed that someone had slid
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62 onto the stool next to me. I glanced over and did a double take. No! It
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63 couldn't be. Could it? The resemblence was amazing. Those beady eyes.
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64 Those freckles, those floppy ears, that idiotic grin. All he needed was a
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65 sign hanging around his neck that read:
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66 What me worry?
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67 I couldn't contain myself. It just blurted out; "Say buddy, did you
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68 know you look just like Alfred E. Neuman?"
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69 The idiotic grin changed to a snarl. "Stuff it, Salazar!"
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70 "Mohammed, great disguise."
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71 "Yeah, well it was the only one the Acme Disguise Shop had left. I
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72 don't want to hear any cracks about it."
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73 "O.K. Tell me what this is all about."
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74 "I think we can help each other. Old man Hutton was captured by your
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75 favorite bad guy, McKane. Don't worry though, he escaped. I think he and
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76 Petrov eloped. So much for your case."
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77 "What about the Egg?"
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78 "Hold your horses. I was just coming to that. It's been taken by
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79 the Wizard to the Land of Oz. I was thinking we could snatch it and split
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80 the loot."
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81 I groaned to myself. Land of Oz? Maybe I should have stayed on
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82 Daddy's hemp farm in Turkey. But anything for a buck. "All right, I'm in.
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83 How do we get to this Land of Oz?"
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84 "Through that paisley door over there." He motioned to the back of the
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85 tavern. But that door hadn't been there before. I've got to cut down on
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86 this cheap Mexican beer. Before I could utter a word, Wassir grabbed me by
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87 that arm and propelled me to and through the door.
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88 The universe whirled... Colours turned inside out... I felt as though
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89 I was floating through a deep pool of lime jello. When my head cleared, we
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90 were standing in a dark, forboding forest. The trees hung low over the
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91 roadway. Their gnarled limbs stretched out as if they were trying to grasp
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92 us. They reminded me of evil beings searching for ripe souls. Tufts of
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93 grass pushed through the crumbling, yellow bricks.
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94 A cold shiver ran up my spine. I felt the friendly heft of my .44
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95 under my arm. I glanced over at Wassir. His grim reassured me. What me
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96 worry? At the same moment we started to laugh uncontrollably. With tears
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97 running down our faces, we linked arm in arm and skipped bravely down the
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98 yellow brick road. Singing...
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99 Lions and Tigers and BEARS... *OH MY*
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100 !~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!Valinor!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
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101
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102 WHERE IS JATAI LOCATED? RELIABLE SOURCE PLACES A MCKANE-OWNED BOLO
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103 FACTORY THERE. I THINK THEY KNOW I FOUND OUT. SOURCE FOUND FLOATING IN
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104 A VAT OF HENRY WEINHARD'S THIS
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105 MORNING. THANK GOD THEY DON'T
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106 KNOW WHERE I LI
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107
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108 DISREGARD PREVIOUS MESSAGE. ALL IS WELL. MR SALAZAR, WHERE CAN WE
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109 REACH YOU. WE HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU.
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110
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111 JOLLY JIM
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112 THUG-FOR-HIRE
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113 %!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!
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114 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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115 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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116 The piper stood up and called to The piper stopped and called to
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117 the crowd around the bar. "We have his companions. "There has been
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118 a reality split. Fast Freddy has a reality split. Fast Freddy has
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119 obtained a reality pill. He cannot obtained a reality pill. He cannot
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120 affect our realities as much as one affect our realities as much as one
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121
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122 who knows what (s)he is doing ... but who knows what (s)he is doing ... bu
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123 unloess we can heal this breach, we unless we can heal this breach, we
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124 can expect this adventure to take some can expect this adventure to tae som
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125 VERY strange turns! " VERY strange turns!"
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126 The piper inflated his pipes and blew
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127 The piper inflated his pipes and blew
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128 the beginning bars of the tune "When the beginning bars of the tune "When
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129 you go to the hills take your gun". you go to the hills take your gun".
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130 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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131 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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132 Note* I can't keep up this style of split. Since I seem to have stuck
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133 myself with dual realities, I'll work out another convention to keep them
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134 separate -- perhaps the following...
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135 ppppppppp111111111111pppppppppppp11111111111ppppppppppp1111111111111pppppppp
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136 (in the inn)
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137 The piper turned to his companions and remarked, "Please excuse me if I
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138 sometimes lose track of the conversation or behave in an irrational mannr,
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139 I am trying to deal with two realities at once. I may just get blind drunk
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140 here and pass out to simplify things!"
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141 pppppppppppppp22222222222222ppppppppppppp2222222222222ppppppppppppppppp22222
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142 The piper turned to his companions and said, "I am having trouble keeping
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143 myself thinking straight. I am experiencing two realities at the same time.
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144 Acting in any normal fashon may be a bit difficult for me for a while."
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145 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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146 Dear Folks:
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147
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148 I hate Kansas. I hate the farm. I hate tornadoes. I am
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149 running away and I'm taking the dog.
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150
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151 Dorthy
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152
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153 :*************************************************************:
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154
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155 ###############################
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156 # LEROY MCKANE IS YOUR FRIEND #
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157 ###############################
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158
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159 :************************************************************:
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160
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161 #############################
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162 # BEWARE THE EVIL FIREBRAND #
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163 #############################
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164
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165 :***********************************************************:
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166 "Well, Yyou could try but I wouldn't recommend it. The power pack might
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167 go off!" replied the bard. "Oh, by the way, you really should put some powder
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168 in the priming pan if you expect to use that rifle. And don't forget to remove
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169 the cover when you get ready to fire"
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170 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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171 MIG: last 4 digits of phone # are 6333, will leave msg to you on other system
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172 with prefix. OK?
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173 ~~~will be at paug meeting thursday at KATU, also.
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174 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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175 aAfter xhearing the piper's explanation, the apprentice started work on
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176 the spell. This was going to be difficult, but at least this time he knew
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177 what had to be removed. (someday he was going to find out what a "mickey finn"
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178 was).
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179 "I'm trying to remove any traces of reality pill from Freddy. If we
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180 have any luck, he will be all right and the realities will heal."
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181 ..............................the apprentice...............................
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182 :*************************************************************:
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183
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184 JONATHAN CHANCE:
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185
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186 Wassir has PAM. Salazar has the hots for her and is following
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187 Wassir. Wassir is following the yellow brick road. Dorthy
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188 doesn't seem to be following anyone but the dog. Ignor her.
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189
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190 In briefing your detective advise caution. Salazar is armed
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191 and Alfred E Newman isn't who he seems.
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192
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193 Detectives are expensive but you can save money by hiring
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194 amateurs. Fast Freddie is unemployed, the Outsider is looking
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195 for adventure, and Jolly Jim is a thug for hire.
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196
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197 There isn't a thug alive that is a match for Salazar. Fast
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198 Freddie is to independent to be dependable. I recommend the
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199 Outsider.
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200
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201 If you need any more help from the McKane organization just
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202 let me know. We aim to please.
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203
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204 Monsieur d'Autun
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205
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206 :************************************************************:
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207
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208 Dear Outsider:
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209
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210 I've recommended you for a glamorous, adventurous, job as a
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211 private detective. If you land the job you can earn extra
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212 money by reporting to me any information you come across about
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213 the Phoenix Egg.
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214
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215 Didn't I tell you that good things happen to LeRoy McKane's
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216 friends? You can depend on the McKane organization when you
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217 need it. LeRoy McKane is a man you can trust.
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218
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219 Monsieur d'Autun
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220
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221 :*************************************************************:
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222 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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223 CHEEMINY! I go away for a day, and all manner or new people show up!
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224 (But then again, I'm new myself.) Thugs for hire, outsiders, and
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225 who knows what else! And I still haven't met Pam, either!!!!!
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226 Anyway, I am strictly suspicious of this McKane fellow. Strikes me that
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227 he is putting a few too many self-serving message about. But I agree
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228 with Cmdr. Lacells of the Regulon (aka latter day Davey Crockett) that
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229 these split and shifting realities can be a bit unnerving. Besides,
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230 I don't really want to meet the wizard anyway! And I' not sure if
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231 really anyone does. Piper, tune your pipes!
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232 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++k+++++++++++++++ GEEZER ++++++++++++++++
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233 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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234 then again, there's the easy way out....
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235 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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236 All this reality shifts were giving me a headache. Not
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237 only that, but so many these uglies seem to be angry at me. I
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238 certainly didn't want to take that pill, I didn't want this trouble.
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239
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240 I just wish
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241 I wish
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242 I WISH I NEVER HAD THE REALITY PILL!
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243
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244 I felt a bit better, and turned to the commander. "You think McKane
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245 is the one your after?" I smirked, YOU better hope not. He's more
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246 than you could ever handle. And don't get too careless with the gun,
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247 LeRoy takes care of his friends."
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248
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249 I looked over at the others. Strange, the piper seems to be shifting
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250 slightly. I wonder which reality he'll end up in.
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251 Fast Fred
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252 BSAL
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253 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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254 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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255 For those of you that think Leroy McKane is your friend:
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256 Who murdered Natasha? Leroy McKane.
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257 Who kidnapped Andropov? Leroy McKane.
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258 Who started 14 separate South American revolutions? Leroy McKane
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259 Who would kidnap his mother for ransom Leroy McKane
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260 Who hates children and little fuzzy animals? Leroy McKane.
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261 This message brought to you by the Re-elect Wassir Committee.
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262 Serena, Chairman
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263 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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264
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265 :*********************************************************:
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266 : Tired of constantly shifting realities? Do you long :
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267 : for the stability of consistant adventure that doesn't :
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268 : flip-flop from one reality to the next? Are you bored :
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269 : with techniclor flashing from paisley, to black and :
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270 : white, to monochrome? :
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271 : :
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272 : Then it's time to enlist in the the McKane :
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273 : organization...we need a few good men and women. :
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274 : :
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275 : The McKane organization is dedicated to the liberation :
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276 : of PAM from the clutches of evil as well as to the :
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277 : protection of cuddly children and warm fuzzy animals. :
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278 : :
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279 : Join today. Make a commitment to a better world while :
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280 : fighting Albanian terrorism. See your local recruiter :
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281 : for details. :
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282 :*********************************************************:
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283 Hmmmmm.... Tell me Leroy, is it true you sold your mother into slavery to
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284 the Ethiopians for $550 cash and four camels. Just wondering
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285 Dr. Frankenstupe
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286 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+__+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
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287
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288 :*************************************************************:
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289
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290 Dear Dr. Frankenstupe:
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291
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292 An unexpected political situation suddenly required Mr. McKane
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293 to focus his attention on his South American business
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294 interests. In Mr. McKane's absence I have been authorized to
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295 speak in his interest.
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296
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297 Mr. McKane has become the victum of a highly sophisticated,
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298 slanderous, and devious attack on his character. This
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299 unwarranted attack of one of the worlds leading citizens has
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300 been perpetuated by a radical band of Albanian fanatics.
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301
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302 The rumor concerning Mr. McKane's mother is an excellent
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303 example of the kind of insideous propaganda that plagues this
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304 respected citizen. Mr. McKane has never sold an immediate
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305 relative for less than $50,000. Furthermore, he doesn't even
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306 know how to ride a camel, much less six of them.
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307
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308 If you are interested in joining our crusade to battle this
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309 form of insideous psychological terrorism there could be a
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310 place for you in the McKane organization. Please let me know
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311 if you are interested in this noble cause.
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312
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313 Albanian terrorism is a terrible thing. It will take diligent
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314 effort if we are free PAM and make the world safe for freedom,
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315 democracy, and cute fuzzy little animals.
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316
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317 Monsieur d'Autun
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318
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319 :*************************************************************:
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320 BOARDERBOARDERBOARDERBOARDERBOARDER
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321 Monsieur d'Autun;multiple thankyous for the new job in the organization.
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322 when do I meet my first fuzzy animal and do I get to be a hired detective
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323 for the commander?
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324 in thanks,
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325 The Outsider
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326 p.s. for all of you who oppose my new employer...
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327 IN CANUS COPOR TRANSMUTO !!
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328 BOARDERBOARRDERBOARDERBOARDERBOARDER
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329 ////////////////////////////////
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330 hay you,don't tell me theres no hope at all,together we stand,devided we
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331 fall
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332 "hay yyou"
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333 side 1 albium 2 trak 1
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334 "the wall"
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335 ////////////Floyd///////////////
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336 !"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^_|!"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^_|!"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^
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337
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338 More big-things? Why they keep coming through other-place doors? Other
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339 big-things spoke us, not nasty-bad or hurtful us, but go hurt others. Maybe
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340 they not know... Think us make crawly-hole go other-place they come from,
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341 hide watch see their home. Maybe we understand better them. Maybe other
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342 big-things know Paya-Ekar gone where. We see............
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343
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344 Thistle
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345
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346 !"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^_|!"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^_|!"#$%&'@()<>=-*+/.,[]?\^
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347
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348 Johnathon Chance:
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349 It looks like it's just gonna be me and you on this trail. Just wait.
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350 The others will come crawling to us for help. I know a short cut and we'll
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351 be there soon. I think maybe I'll just keep the rgg myself. I don't even
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352 know what this fuss is all about. All these people mumbling about wizards
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353 and some deud from outer space threatening to blow us all up. It's enough
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354 to give a Ninja i-n-d-e-g-e-s-t-i-o-n. And another thing, all this
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355 Mc Kane propa gand. D'Auton seems to be his chief propa gand agent. I've
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356 been hired for jobs before, but there going crazy for people.
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357 The Ninja
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358 ----------------------------------------
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359 Meanwhile, back at the Inn....
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360
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361 The man in tweeds sat quietly engaged in conversation with his
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362 companion, simultaniusly taking notes on small pieces of paper.
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363 Yngvi noted that that as each sheet was set asside, it faded from view.
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364 With a start, Yngvi recognized the the man in tweeds! Someone had sent
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365 for a detective, not knowing who would be dispatched. "This could be
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366 very interesting," thought Ynvi. "Elementary, my dear Watson," murmured
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367 the man in tweeds.....
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368 '/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`'/\`
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369 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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370 JUST A MOMENT, NINJA...
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371 OUTSIDER: OK, YOUR HIRED! IF I FIND YOU ARE ON TWO PAYROLLS AND SHOW ANY
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372 HESITATION, I THINK BOTH ACCOUNTS WILL NO LONGER NEED TO PAY YOU, AS WHAT
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373 CAN A CORPSE DO WITH MONEY? HERE IS YOUR MISSION:
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374 1) FIND PAM AT ALL COSTS. $100 DOLLARS FOR NO SUCESS,
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375 $1000 DOLLARS FOR HER LOCATION, AND $10,000 DOLLARS FOR HER RETURN.
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376 2) FIND OUT THE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN ALL THE TERRORISTS OUT THERE.
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377 I.E. SALAZAR, WASSIR, MCKANE, MONSIEUR D'AUTUN, AND ANY OTHERS
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378 FEE WILL BE $50 DOLLARS FOR EACH REPORT GIVEN.
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379
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380 GOOD LUCK! I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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381
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382 NINJA: OK, LET'S GO! I WANT SOMETHING, THOUGH. TO AUGMENT MY TALENT, I
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383 LAY CLAIM ON ANY SCROLLS OR BOOKS FOUND. IS THAT FAIR?
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384 OFF WE GO!(I CONJURE A BOOK ON THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE UN-COOPERATIVE WIZARDS
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385 AND START READING AVIDLY, STILL FOLLOWING THE NINJA)
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386 JONATHAN CHANCE
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387 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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388 "GOOD MORNING! WORM YOUR HONOR! THE CROWN WILL PLAINLY SHOW THAT THE
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389 PRISIONER WHO NOW STANDS BEFORE YOU WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED SHOWING FEELINGS,
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390 SHOWING FEELINGS OF AN ALMOST HUMAN NATURE! THIS WILL NOT DO!"
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391 ALBUM 2, SIDE 2, 2ND TO LAST SONG
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392 THE WALL
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393 ;;;;;PINK;;;;;
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394 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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395 BARD: THANKS FOR THE INFO. I WILL BE SURE TO BE CAREFUL WHEN I USE THE
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396 THING! (ALPHIE, YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS STUFF!)
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397 (I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE SERIOUS. I SEE NOW YOU ARE. OVER AND OUT)
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398 FAST FRED: HE DOES, DOES HE? CAN HE TAKE CARE OF, SAY, A STEEL BALL IN
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399 YOUR BRAIN OR HEART? IF SO, I WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET HIM AND SEE IF HE
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400 CAN DO IT TO HIMSELF! I DON'T WANT BLOODSHED, PATICULARY MINE, BUT I WILL
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401 ACCOMPLISH MY MISSION. PLEASE TRY TO BE COOPERATIVE, OR I WILL HAVE TO
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402 BECOME MOST UNPLEASANT!
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403 MONSEIUR D'AUTUN: IF THIS ALL MCKANE ENTERPRISES DOES, I WOULD VERY MUCH
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404 LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS AND POSSIBLY JOIN THE GROUP. WHAT DO YOU
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405 SAY? THANKS A LOT(I HOPE)!
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406
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407 SINCE A GROUP IS HEADING FOR THE WIZARD, I WILL JUST STAY HERE WITH THE
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408 OTHER PEOPLE SO I CAN GET TO KNOW THEM BETTER" (AND WATCH THEM!)
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409 COMMANDER LACELLS
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410 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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411 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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412 HEY PEOPLE! Before we get any further maybe we should
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413 get a BROOM. I believe that is the
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414 price we must pay to visit the Wizard.
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415
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416 Soooooo, I think we should hesad to the wicked Witch of the nNorth (or
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417 WEST?).
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418 All in agreement, say aye.
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419
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420
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421 FOTI
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422 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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423 off
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424
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425 Dearest Monsieur d'Autun:
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426
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427 I too am outraged at the extremely infantile campaign of slander
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428 and malice being directed at the obviously irreproachable Mr. McKane.
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429 Being a lover of fuzzy things and small personal weapons myself,
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430 I am distressed to see Mr. McKane so viciously attacked when he cannot
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431 defend himself. I would be delighted to join the McKane organization
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432 and help eliminate the perpetrator of these nefarious acts.
|
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433 Eagerly awaiting your reply,
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434 Mr. Tim
|
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435 ------------------------------------------------------------------------
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436 Dear Mr. French guy;
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437 I'm sorry to say I won't be joining the McKane organization. He's
|
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438 too slippery for my tastes. Besides I like to sit back and analyse, not
|
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439 get involved. Wasn't McKane involved in the theft of 10,000 Barbie dolls
|
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440 from the Children's Orphage a couple of years ago? Just wondering.
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441 Dr. Frankenstupe
|
||
442 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
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443
|
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444 HessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHessHess
|
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445 It seems to me I remember something about that episode.
|
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446 Didn't he take the Ken dolls too and try to sell them to the
|
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447 Iranians as pigmy mercenaries? I never did hear what he did
|
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448 with all those barbie dolls though, did you happen to hear?
|
||
449 I never was too fond of that guy especially after he
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450 renigded on that contract and I had to hire the British to
|
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451 do the job instead.
|
||
452 HessHessHessHessHessHess Rudolf HessHessHessHessHessHess
|
||
453 ***********************************************************************
|
||
454 DON'T FOOL YOURSELVES. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING, AND HE'S NOT GOING TO
|
||
455 LET THIS CRAP GO ON FOREVER! AS SOON AS HE GETS ENOUGH INFO. TO BREAK
|
||
456 YOU..........LOOK OUT!
|
||
457 **********************************************************************
|
||
458 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
|
||
459 The piper shook his head in bewilderment. Well, reality had coalesced
|
||
460 into one, but which one? Oh well...
|
||
461 ( apprentice -- I hope Fast Freddy didn't have any fillings in his
|
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462 teeth if you removed all foriegn substances from his body!)
|
||
463 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
|
||
464 ////////////////////////////////
|
||
465 "one of these days i'm going to smash you into little pieces"
|
||
466 "one of these days"
|
||
467 side 1 trac 1
|
||
468 "meddle"
|
||
469 ///////////////////////floyd/////
|
||
470 "Don't worry, I had to remove everything last time, because I didn't
|
||
471 know which substances were causing the problem. This time I can be more
|
||
472 specific. And if I did remove his fillings I'd repair the tooth. That is the
|
||
473 way the spells work!"
|
||
474 ....................................the apprentice..........................
|
||
475 McKane: I suggest` that you find someone else to bother. Or would you rather
|
||
476 I started to use some "negotiation" tricks I learned from the Klingon
|
||
477 Diplomatic Corps?
|
||
478 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
479 :*************************************************************:
|
||
480
|
||
481 Commander Lacells
|
||
482 Mr. Tim
|
||
483 Outsider
|
||
484
|
||
485 Congratulations
|
||
486
|
||
487 You have been accepted into the McKane organization. As
|
||
488 crusaders against Albanian progaganda and terrorism your lives
|
||
489 will now take on added meaning and purpose. I'm sure your
|
||
490 friends and family are proud and happy for you.
|
||
491
|
||
492 Your first assignment is to infiltrate the Albanian
|
||
493 Revolutionary Party. Gather whatever information you can about
|
||
494 Albanian terrorism, the Phoenix Egg, or the abduction of PAM
|
||
495 and report back to me. Your loyalty and right-thinking
|
||
496 patriotism will be well rewarded.
|
||
497
|
||
498 Accomplish this task and you are on your way towards earning
|
||
499 your first warm fuzzy animal. Good Luck.
|
||
500
|
||
501 Monsieur d'Autun
|
||
502
|
||
503 :*************************************************************:
|
||
504 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
||
505 I suddenly felt much better. Reality shifting can be
|
||
506 very tiring.
|
||
507 Ok, guys, as long as the state of the universe is slightly
|
||
508 stable at the moment, I have a few questions:
|
||
509 1) Where is everyone going?
|
||
510 2) why are you all going there?
|
||
511 3) why the sudden intrest in fuzzy animals?
|
||
512 (although I do like the suckers)
|
||
513 4) commander:whose side are you on anyway?
|
||
514
|
||
515 I better get another ale and a seat before I hear this one.
|
||
516 Fast Fred
|
||
517 BSAL
|
||
518 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
||
519 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|
||
520 I like fuzzy animals too. everyone needs a fuzzy animal some time.
|
||
521 But what is the connection to Mckane? Is he running for office and hoping
|
||
522 to get the humane society vote?
|
||
523 Bo
|
||
524 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
|
||
525 :*************************************************************:
|
||
526
|
||
527 OUTSIDER: You needn't be concerned about Jonathan Chance's
|
||
528 threat about getting killed if you are on two payrolls. The
|
||
529 McKane organization is a non-profit charitable trust. Though
|
||
530 you will recieve substantial performance bonuses there is no
|
||
531 payroll so you are in no immediate danger.
|
||
532
|
||
533 Since the McKane organization offers full back-up support for
|
||
534 its agents I'll give you some help on your assignment for Mr.
|
||
535 Chance.
|
||
536
|
||
537 1) Mohammed Wassir has PAM. He will deny it but it is true.
|
||
538
|
||
539 2) Salazar, Wassir, Serena work closely with the Albanian
|
||
540 terrorists. Fast Fred, the Bard, and Rudolf Hess are suspected
|
||
541 sympathizers.
|
||
542
|
||
543 I hope this is helpful. Good Luck.
|
||
544
|
||
545 Monsieur d'Autun
|
||
546
|
||
547 :*************************************************************:
|
||
548
|
||
549 Dr. Frankenstupe & Rudolph:
|
||
550
|
||
551 The blatant misinformation you are spreading about the Barbie
|
||
552 Doll affair is another example of vicious lies designed to
|
||
553 besmirch the good name of McKane.
|
||
554
|
||
555 The truth is that the director of the Orphanage Association
|
||
556 approached Mr. McKane concerning a Barbie Doll shortage that
|
||
557 was breaking the hearts of the poor underprivledged little
|
||
558 waifs. Mr. McKane, always the good citizen, collected 10,000
|
||
559 Kens and 10,000 Barbies and arranged for them to be married.
|
||
560
|
||
561 After the ceremony the dolls were taken for a romantic honey-
|
||
562 moon in the African bush. With the assistance of fertility
|
||
563 rites performed by the Pigmy Shaman the dolls proliferated,
|
||
564 making it possible for the unfortunate little children to all
|
||
565 have a doll.
|
||
566
|
||
567 Once again, Mr. McKane's goodness of heart has been destorted
|
||
568 for the evil purposes of the Alabanian Revolution. I know that
|
||
569 you gentlemen are probably innocent dupes who were taken in by
|
||
570 this highly sophisticated campaign of lies. However, I beg
|
||
571 that in the future you think twice before repeating such
|
||
572 slanderous and misleading information.
|
||
573
|
||
574 Thank You
|
||
575
|
||
576 Monsieur d'Autun
|
||
577
|
||
578 :*************************************************************:
|
||
579 Dear Mr. d'Autun:
|
||
580 I do believe that the reason the McKane organization is non-profit is
|
||
581 because Leroy skims all the profits right off the top. As for the dolls,
|
||
582 delivery must be delayed. The little kiddies at the Orphanage haven't
|
||
583 received them yet. Wassir may be a terrorist, but he's kind to his mother.
|
||
584 Dr. Frankenstupe
|
||
585 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
|
||
586
|
||
587 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|
||
588
|
||
589 I'M NEW TO ALL THIS CRAZINESS. PERHAPS SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHICH
|
||
590 SIDE TO JOIN (OR ELSE!). THINK OF ME AS A MERCINARY. I'M NOT
|
||
591 CHEAP, BUT I'M WORTH IT.
|
||
592 MR. T
|
||
593
|
||
594 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|
||
595 FOR SALE:
|
||
596 TRS 80 LINE PRINTER VII. DOT MATRIX,GRAPHICS. CABLE FOR COCO AND ATARI
|
||
597 CABLE FOR ATARI REQUIRES SOFTWARE PROVIDED (USES JOYSTICK PORTS).
|
||
598 ALSO FOR SALE IS A MODEM I (TRS-80). HARDLY BEEN USED.
|
||
599 MODEM=$10.00 PRINTER = $50.00
|
||
600
|
||
601
|
||
602 FOR LAST MESSAGE... CALL 640-xxxx IF INTERESTED
|
||
603 ********-*********-***********-*********-**********-**********-********
|
||
604 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
605 My dearest Leroy;
|
||
606 What's the score chum. I thought we parted on friendly terms, but of
|
||
607 late I've noticed a smear campaign against the ALBANIAN REVOLUTIONARY PARTY
|
||
608 and myself. This in intolerable. If this continues I will have to take
|
||
609 action with extreme prejudice (get the hint, scumball). Salazar is unaware
|
||
610 that you are in the area, but I'm sure he would be very interested in your
|
||
611 location. Both you and I know you're not in South America, so give me a
|
||
612 break before I break your arm. Also please don't send those amatuers in
|
||
613 my direction. I hate to waste innocents. As for Pam, I ain't got her, but
|
||
614 if I do; you'll be the first to know.
|
||
615 With warmest regards,
|
||
616 Mohammed Wassir
|
||
617 <The Irate Albanian>
|
||
618 Now, if I can only find my way out of this nasty forest. Who just flew
|
||
619 over on that broom?
|
||
620 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
621 Mr. McKane;
|
||
622 #338 reporting. Observation continues; situation is same: unstable and
|
||
623 without direction. When reality settles to index-.05 I shall resume the
|
||
624 operation. Unusual static levels on this level; contact on level j-3*^
|
||
625 from now on.
|
||
626 #G.T.#
|
||
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