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From: SAAVIK
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: The Probe
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:55:18
Message Number 15801
{Pant pant pant} I escaped the probe, but I had to give them the
location of the Esta-mass device.... How fast can you move????
(ps....Thumpelvis.....hehehe.)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: But Dear...
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:57:12
Message Number 15802
TO>I /LIKE/ hare-assing you.
Dat's OK, posting with you is always a Hare raising experience......
(oh, the puns, the puns)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: ???
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:58:50
Message Number 15803
KO> -A convertible Knight Owl.
Hmmm. Are you going "topless" again!!!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Dog problems
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:01:41
Message Number 15804
KO> (nailing Scott Steel with his own words.)
I tried to warn him, I tried to tell him, but does he ever listen to
me.....? Noooooooooooo.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:03:01
Message Number 15805
I agree with your "method" of witnessing completely. I think the BBS
evangilist got a little carried away..... he's young. I'm sure one day
he'll be a full fledged Robert Tilton. "Touch my hand on the screen,
Children, and you /shall/ be he-aled!!!!!"
Spare me.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:05:40
Message Number 15806
No, it wasn't a religious board, so to speak. But if he pulls that on
anyone else...... I'm sure the word will circulate. Maybe after I hung
up on him, he got the message.......
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: ???
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:31:08
Message Number 15809
S> Hmmm. Are you going "topless" again!!!!!
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'l sittin' here without a shirt on.
(No kidding!)
L8R!
A topless Knight Owl
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Glued Undies
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:42:27
Message Number 15810
TO> Um.....Air Freshener? Naw, Couldn't be...
hehehehehe...you'd better go and hide again, I think Saavik is going to
go rabbit hunting real soon.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: DING definition
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:45:43
Message Number 15811
Finally you made a post a good post. I liked it.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:53:24
Message Number 15812
SA> (pumping me for more info about TAmmy.)
Well, ummm....I don't really know if she has a brain...sorry. She's a
very nice and seems genuinely interested in me. When I talked to her
today she asked me if it was ok to go out to dinner with a male friend
of hers. She's playing her cards rather well so far..I appreciate a
girl who is willing to have a level of accountability to me. We are
going to be getting together tomorrow night for several hours and I'll
be able to give you more info about her......Submitted for your
approval...a man and a woman meet and.....(The Twilight Zone.)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:58:32
Message Number 15813
SS> Stop that. You're going to give him a ego bigger than mine.
SA> Impossible...
Geez....
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: ???
Date & Time: 04/22/91 16:02:10
Message Number 15814
KO> A topless Knight Owl
I guess than, I'm a convertible too, I'm not wearing a shirt right now
either....A topless Steel Top.....that's almost confusing.
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:01:16
Message Number 15815
Hmm. This could be a problem, considering the fact that I have
people telling me what I should do, and try. Not that it is not good
advice, or anything. Hmm. Anyways, that is a very good thought.
/| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:04:20
Message Number 15816
Blah ... Well, that is something that I had figured. (Not to
be snotty.) Anyways, I know that females that should have check-ups
if they are sexually active. Hmm. And so does she. She would like
to get married, and the problem with that is, she wont take anything
that I say. She says that it will all work out, and she is taking -
it all waaaaaay out of proportion. She thinks, that we are going to
be living in some nice /BIG/ home in virginia somewhere. Blah, and,
she thinks that we are never going to be in fights, she thinks, that
it is all going to be fun...but she doesn't know the true facts.....
EVERYONE GETS INTO FIGHTS. Blah. I shall stop talking about this,-
it is making me depressed. Anyways, blah....
/| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:15:52
Message Number 15817
I know that. I know what the pill is about. I know what I
think. I think that it is still preventing a life from coming in-
to this world. I think that birth, believe it or not is beautiful
and I think that I would like to marry her, but I am not so sure,-
I am not so sure....
/| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: topless
Date & Time: 04/22/91 18:00:10
Message Number 15822
SS> I guess I'm a convertible too,.... A topless Steel Top....
That's almost confusing.
Almost? It IS confusing. Speaking of topless, do you think we could
convert Saavik?
Just think of what Turtle's missing out on, being stuck in that shell of
his... It must get hot in there in the summertime.
L8R!
Knight Owl
__/ |__
O O
Topless! The way to go...
Can Anyone make a decent ASCII car? I botched up pretty badly...
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 20:07:06
Message Number 15823
DF> (Talking about the dream world in which his girlfriend thinks they
DF> would live in.)
You'd make let her grow up first. If she won't listen to you and is
steadfast in believing this fantasy then you had better proceed with
caution. I've dated women like that before, and there's only one word
for them.....TROUBLE.
The minute reality hits and the dream is shattered they go running back
to mommy and daddy, so be advised. Sorry to sound so brash but facts
are facts. I guess I shouldn't have tried to talk some sense into you,
I should try to talk some sense into her.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/22/91 20:12:29
Message Number 15824
Where did you get this idea that the use of birth control is synonymous
with murdering? Seriously.
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 23:28:52
Message Number 15825
That would be a cool idea. If in fact, you give me your number,
then I can give you a call from her house at about 4:30, and, we can
talk about what all is going on. Anyways ... Thanks... And it would
be good if you did...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/22/91 23:30:43
Message Number 15826
It is preventing a child from being born. If someone is going
to get pregnant, then that is what life is all about. Anyways, I am
not one that likes to hear of abortion, or birth control, although I
also think that it can get you (ME) out of a lot of shit that I dont
need! :)
/1 Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:12:45
Message Number 15832
SS>Y'know for one person to be able to spew as much bullsh*t as you
SS>do it's really astonishing.
Heh heh heh. That's pretty funny...but it's still treading awfully close
to the line at which messages get axed as personal attacks, you know?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: DIRTY WRAT
Subject: DACSHUNDS!!!
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:15:56
Message Number 15833
>Satan himself could slither past...
I thought he /did/. Didn't you used to own a cat that was the person-
ification of the Great Deceiver himself?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: DIRTY WRAT
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:17:23
Message Number 15834
>[Concerning the concept of existance without conception]
>A) we don't know
>B) most people don't CARE
You forgot:
C) Of the people who DO care, most of them are bouncing off the walls in
very soft rooms somewhere; and
D) of the people who care and are not subject to provision C) above, mos
of /them/ are writing smug little philosophy books proving or disproving
the existance of God, arguing about semantics, and drinking far too
much.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tofu
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:22:13
Message Number 15835
>Y'know you breathe entirely too much good oxygen.
Cool it, you two.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: RUFUS
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:23:17
Message Number 15836
>Well, after 2.5 cases of Mountain Dew, I think we're all a tremble.
The final score, by the time everything was said and done and everyone
was back in place in Tampa, Bradenton, and wherever else they all
belonged: Six and a half cases, in three days. Heh heh heh.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: RUFUS
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:25:00
Message Number 15837
>"Stress free, that's me."
Heh heh heh. That's funny; I get it.
You need to hang around Black Magic more often. She'll relieve your
stress, if she doesn't get you killed or imprisoned first, or make your
head explode.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:26:28
Message Number 15838
R>I like the new VW ads.
TS>Oh, yeah...Fuckin'Junken.
Hey! Volkswagen Bugs are the neatest, most bizzare cars on Earth...and
you gotta love a car like a Corrado, that extends its spoiler like it's
mooning you as it blasts past you from a red light.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:28:46
Message Number 15839
T>Hey, don't advertise it or everyone will want one!
S>Gee, do you think there's enough to go around????
Lady, there's barely enough to go around as it is. If you start a market
stampede, we'll all be in trouble!
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: *Ding*
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:29:43
Message Number 15840
>It just keeps getting better and better and better and...
*ding*
[rewind, rewind, rewind]
>...better and better and better...
*ding*
[rewind rewind rewind rewind]
>I'm about *ding*ed out...
No stamina.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:32:27
Message Number 15841
>I wanna Gender Bender.
Synchronicity strikes. Just the ***instant*** before I read that message
Kelly announced to a roomful of guests, "We need to get a gender
bender." Of course, she was referring to the male-male cable we need to
connect the weird-looking Macintosh wanna-be to the Imagewriter sitting
next to it, but it's still pretty funny.
...guess you hadda be there.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:34:52
Message Number 15842
>There is only one "natural" method of birth control.....
Oral sex.
>...the Rythm method...
Okay, two.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:37:14
Message Number 15843
>Stop that. You're going to give him an ego bigger than mine.
Not likely, Mr. Scott "Walking Monument to Self-Image, Even If He Did
Get His Ass Kicked At Calvinball" Steel.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:40:19
Message Number 15844
>...this year's "Rediculous [sic] ad' award...
You know, about five years ago a toy company whose name I forget intro-
duced a new toy just in time for Christmas that has carved itself a
legendary niche in the annals of Incredibly Bad Products. It was a toy
gun that shoots candy pellets; to get the candy, you put the barrel in
your mouth and pull the trigger.
I am NOT making this up.
It was recalled in record time.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:50:48
Message Number 15845
>[Birth control is] preventing a child from being born.
Sexual abstinance is also preventing a child from being born, but surely
you would not say that not having sex is the same thing as murdering a
child!! Using the Pill is not murdering a child because you can not
murder something that does not exist. The Pill prevents the woman from
producing eggs. If there is no egg to start with, then you cannot
possibly kill it, huh?
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: TURTLE
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:59:59
Message Number 15846
Yes, this is true. Hmm. Well, I guess that you are very right
about that. Hmm. I know what the 'Pill' does for females. Hmm. It
does not matter what I think. It is what all of the females that are
the ones that want it, which really counts. If they want it, then so
be it. They will have it. But I still see your point. Very true.
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: DEATH FENNEC
To: ALL
Subject: Urgent Favor...
Date & Time: 04/23/91 01:02:32
Message Number 15847
I need to have two kittens taken off of my hands. Actually,
they are my friends, but I have told her that I would help out. I
am asking if anyone out there would be nice enough to take these 2
kittens, and give them a good home. Anyone with any interest, I'd
advise you to call the Armodillo Connection, and leave feedback to
the sysop -- Death Fennec. I would greatly appreciate it.
Thank you.
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========
From: NEPHREDANA
To: TURTLE
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:30:56
Message Number 15848
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
===========
From: NEPHREDANA
To: TURTLE
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:31:29
Message Number 15849
Oh, yeah!! Well, I'm flattered more! So there!! Back to ya!
===========
From: NEPHREDANA
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stimulation
Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:33:04
Message Number 15850
Well, thank you, very much I must remember where that is.
===========
From: NEPHREDANA
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:37:58
Message Number 15851
Actually, my major is Special affects and make-up with some
acting classes.
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:01:34
Message Number 15853
T> [describes a toy that you shoot candy into your mouth with.)
Kinda like a semi-automatic Pez, huh?
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Understand?
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:39:15
Message Number 15854
*DING*
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tammy/
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:42:00
Message Number 15855
Would She fit into our little weekend Moh group?
oops, that's MOSH--^
This /MIGHT/ be dripping with Sarcasm...
Maybe not, depends on the reader...
But Hey! Thats life in the Warren.
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Ego
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:44:18
Message Number 15856
SS> Stop that. You're going to give him a bigger ego than mine.
Sa>Impossible
*ding*
I Don't have a big ego AT ALL. Except for my Music,
My art, My BBS, my Dog, my Girlfriend, my life, my mind, my friends, my
ability to totally warp my own posting process into something just plain
dumb. But Believe me Steely, you got ME beet (Let's name our Favorite
Veggy, It is(was) Earth Day eh? Um but wait, thats recycling and all, hm
When's Arbor Day?
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Ecta-Mass
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:49:34
Message Number 15857
The Ecta-Mass Device? I have it here right on the Table next to me...
Um It was right here on the Table next to me, um... Wherez the Table...
Wherez the room? Wherez a cute and Fuzzy Thumpelvis? hmm Could someone
please Place the Mothership (Rapidly retreating to Planet Zort) in a
Bovine Stasis Field, Long enough for Saavik to Rescue my Haunches?
Heading back for the Trial,
Thumpy,( Elvis, whatever)
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Puns
Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:53:15
Message Number 15858
How the Vulc Do you fit all those Bunnie Sayings into the Posts?
Must have something to Do with your Vulcan Attitude. Maybe you should
run over (hare) this Weekend, and Lettuce Pray that you leap to the
Challenge of coming up with more of your own hoppy Attitude. Damn this
is Difficult, all the easy ones are used up. hmm oh well, Enough or Ill
get angry, and we dont want to start A Vulcan Warr-en aLTER rEALITY..
Oh I give up...
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Topless
Date & Time: 04/23/91 04:00:37
Message Number 15859
Topless eh? It's 4:00am, and Im Everything less,(Except for the fur)
But then when you gotta BBS nude, ya gotta BBS nude. It might get
real ugly whenI start my summer molt...
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: Kiddies
Date & Time: 04/23/91 04:03:42
Message Number 15860
DF> ...(talking about the pill) I think that it is still preventing a
DF> life from coming into this world...
Hey Dude, Name one of your 8 grillion Children after me...
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:28:08
Message Number 15863
S> Birth control isn't murder, it's prevention of pregnancy...
*Ding!* *Dong!* *Clank!* (Uh, I'd better check that third bell.)
No matter how conservative or how Catholic one is, sperm and eggs
can NOT be claimed to be human beings, so birth control cannot be called
murder. (Besides, the male body already kills off most of the sperm it
produces.) They do not even have the required number of genes to be
human.
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: But Dear...
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:32:40
Message Number 15864
Are you getting a little Angora about the puns? Fur sure you are.
Should we leveret alone? Have you bunny bit peeved about the rabbit
puns? And do they make your hare stand on end? Are you even becoming
rabbitly mad?
Okay, then. I'll stop hopping from pun to pun. Do you carrots a bad
habit of mine. Lettuce join hands and not pun for a while. (But I have
missed some ideas for puns by just a whisker.)
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:40:59
Message Number 15865
>I thing the BBS evangilist got a little carried away..... he's young.
>I'm sure one day he'll be a full fledged Robert Tilton. "Touch my hand
>on the screen, Children, and you /shall/ be he-aled!!!!!"
I never watched Robert Tilton, but I've heard about him.
I have to admit: I've been part of a healing ceremony among
Christians, and I thought it was a beautiful event. I was part of a
close-knit Bible study, and one of the members had been hospitalized.
Instead of our normal Bible study, we went to the hospital to cheer him
up, and pray over him. (The leader of the study actually had healing
oil. I've always wondered what made that special...) He was out of the
hospital five days early...
What's the difference between crooks like Tilton and Bible Studies?
True love, and true caring.
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: DING definition
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:47:37
Message Number 15866
> Finally, you made a post a good post. I liked it.
<Speechless.> Thanks, Scott! I don't know what else to say.
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:51:05
Message Number 15867
>She would like to get married, and the problem ...is, she wont take
>anything that I say. She says that it will all work out... She thinks,
>that we are going to be living in some nice /BIG/ home in virginia
>somewhere. Blah, and she thinks that we are never going to be in
>fights, she thinks, that it is all going to be fun...
Ohhhh, damn. Ohhhhhh, damn. No wonder you're really worried.
The thing that scares me the most is that first statement of yours:
"she wont take anything that I say." If she's not listening to you and
your concerns now, she probably won't do it later in life, either.
I'm sure she's a fine person, but ask her if she can wait for marriage.
Let her get to know you better, before the two of you become married.
If you two are meant for each other, your relationship will grow
stronger from that.
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:59:12
Message Number 15868
>I think that it is still preventing a life from coming into this
>world.
Fennec, by not letting every single one of your sperm fertilize
eggs, you're preventing lives from coming into this world. What of
it? By your girlfriend not letting every one of her eggs become
children, she's preventing lives from coming into this world. What of
it?
If you can lose your virinity and then start being abstinent, you're
a much stronger person than I am.
>I think that birth, believe it or not is beautiful...
Birth is a beautiful sight. The sight of a new life, of a new hope
coming into the world is a wonderful sight. But there's still plenty
of time for that in your life. Would you prefer to see it happen when
you have a secure future, and know that the child will have a welcome
home? Or would you prefer to see it now, when you're not sure where
you're going to lay your head?
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 10:09:28
Message Number 15869
>If someone is going to get pregnant, then that is what life is all
>about.
I'm kinda confused by that statement. Do you mean, "Life is all
about pregnancy"? Or, do you mean, "If you're pregnant, then that
is the most important thing in your life"?
If you meant, "Life is all about pregnancy," I'd say that might have
been true in the Middle Ages -- but not today. Females can have
children until they're about fourty or fourty-five; does that make
every female over fourty-five useless? That kind of philosophy sounds
to me like living in a circle.
If you meant, "If you're pregnant, then that is the most important
thing in your life," that sounds a bit wrong by me, too. About sixty
percent of all fertilized eggs (it might be higher -- Turtle? Saavik?)
are spontaneously aborted by the woman's body. Nobody knows why.
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Bottomless
Date & Time: 04/23/91 10:23:06
Message Number 15870
BBS naked!
//Dragonfly//
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: ???
Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:04:47
Message Number 15873
KO>I'm sittin' here without a shirt on.
KO>(no kidding!)
Hmmmm, Me too.
(Just kidding!)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Glued Undies
Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:06:13
Message Number 15874
SS>I think Saavik is going to go rabbit hunting real soon.
Yep, I'm laying the traps right now..... baiting them with six packs of
Yoo Hoo.... Actually, I've been in his room. /Anything/ would be an
air freshner in there!!!!!! You have to arm yourself before you attempt
a trek into the "Warren". Helacious big critters!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:09:09
Message Number 15875
Hmmmm. How long have you two known each other???? Playing her card
right , eh? hehehe. Falls right in line with one of your poems, doens't
it.... Maybe she'll be your Ace.... I hope so.
By the way, cute ending (the Twilight Zone).
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: ???
Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:11:40
Message Number 15876
In reality, a Topless Steel Top would be.....er, nothing.. Like a
boxless box or something.... Good thing this is the Alter Reality, eh?
SS>That's almost confusing.
Definately. I'm confused but that's SNAFU for me.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:14:20
Message Number 15877
Everyone (just about) thinks everything is going to be hunky dory and
linen and lace when they get married. You'll buy the home of your dreams
and get a Golden Retriever named Ralph and have 3 beautiful kids, ect.
A good cure for that....... live toget
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:00:43
Message Number 15892
DF> It is preventing a child from being born.
Well, I don't know where you got that extreme line of thinking, but I
must disagree. In the strictest sense you are correct, but no one
said you have to be foolish. Especially with sex.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:02:43
Message Number 15893
T> ...but it's still treading awfully close to the line at which
T> messages get axed...
sorry...
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: *Ding*
Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:06:19
Message Number 15894
T> (dinging like there's no tomorrow, then becomes tired.)
SA> I'm about *ding*ed out.
If you two keep it up, you'll have to take this to the Private Room.
I know, I know, *ding*.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:09:46
Message Number 15895
T> Not likely, Mr. Scott "Walking Monument of Self-Image, Even if He Did
T> Get His Ass Kicked at Calvinball" Steel.
I've been waiting for you to post that....you lost worse that I did.
Hell, I only lost by one run.....Gimme a break.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:21:53
Message Number 15896
SA> ...Maybe she'll be your Ace (in the hole)...I hope so.
I don't know.....my intuition has been going crazy for the past few
hours...something is wrong, I can feel it. I'm planning on getting to
the bottom of this tonight. If I don't have a clear feeling about this
situation then she might just be history right directly. I don't know
if I'm just being overly defensive wtih shields up everywhere looking
for an excuse to not get involved with anyone, or if I'm right about
this and there really is something wrong. Ghod I hate women.
Did I say THAT?!?
I think I'm in bigger trouble than I thought.
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:35:15
Message Number 15897
>I've always wanted a VW Bug... They just seem "friendly".
They've always seemed a little out of place on the road, to me. Like
they're not really sure what this 'reality' thing is, but they expect
that if they close their eyes and hope REAL HARD, it will go away.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:37:06
Message Number 15898
T> It (the Candy gun) was recalled in record time.
S> Gawd! I can't believe it was released in the first place...
Yeah, but at least the candy came in four flavors.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:40:03
Message Number 15899
>...but this Robert Tilton.. You're just gonna have to check him out
> sometime. He makes me wanna puke!!!!!
It's like one of these days, I want to get up early enough to watch
the 700 Club in its entirity... especially one episode where they're
discussing the End Of The World. One day when I need a good laugh...
Robert Tilton, hmmmmm? Do you know what time/station he's on?
I LOVE extremist groups and extremist positions...
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:44:05
Message Number 15900
Knight Owl? Where? (Dragonfly looking over shoulder... nobody there.)
Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I know I'm not ready for a child.
(Heck, I'm not even ready for marriage!) The beauty and wonder of
anything new fade... it's what you do once they've faded that's a true
test of maturity.
//Dragonfly//
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:33:15
Message Number 15901
This is actually to Fennec.....
If birth control such as the pill prevents pregnancy, therefore, in your
opinion preventing a child from being born... then you are going upon
the premis that each sperm, each egg, is a form of life all on it's own.
In that case, masturbation and oral sex would also be preventing a child
from being born...... It isn't life, until the egg meets the sperm and
they join........
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:36:17
Message Number 15902
Whatsa Calvinball????
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:37:02
Message Number 15903
SS>Ghod I hate women.
Ahhhhh! NO, the universe just ripped wide open. We'll all be sucked into
an abyss of darkness.
SS>Did I really say THAT?!?
Maybe if you take it back right away.... God will ignore that outright
lie and the fabric of the universe will be restored.
Why do you think there's something wrong about Tammy? I mean, geez,
Steel, ya just met her. Slow down, my friend, there's nothing wrong with
being suspicious (as long as it doesn't get out of hand)..... but give
the poor girl a chance.
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:40:55
Message Number 15904
Drf>..But they (VW Bugs) expect that if they close their eyes and hope
REAL HARD, it will go away.
Hmmm, I wouldn't want a car that 'closes it's eyes' while I'm driving...
Reality IS a difficult concept, but I like a car that's able to get me
where I'm going without slapping it's tires over it's headlights and
shivering.....
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:44:54
Message Number 15906
Four flavors,, well, hmmmm, that's different....
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:47:25
Message Number 15907
Let me get back to you on when and where Robert Tilton is on.... I
looked in the TV guide, his show must be called something else besides
"Robert Tilton bullshits the world" You know, the guy looks like a
crook. He's got this phony smile and he just keeps making up bible
scripture.... and HE ADMITS he's making it up but because God guides
him,,, he says he's speaking in God's own words. (Blah, puke, choke)
If you get a bang out of that kind of thing, (I do), you'll have to
check him out... Does anybody out there know the name of the show?
Channel & time???
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:51:36
Message Number 15908
Opps, did I call you Knight Owl.... again????? sorry. (sigh) Anyway,
you're right about somethings fading after a while, but the magic will
never completely go away.... not if it's right. I keep rediscovering
things all the time.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:10:17
Message Number 15909
SA>She's only 7 months old,
How big is she? I rest my case.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:11:00
Message Number 15910
Just because the people who do it enjoy it doesn't mean it's not sick.
Some things are sick by virtue of the fact that they just are sick. It
doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain sick.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Sick Stuff
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:17:08
Message Number 15911
TH1>But I /LIKE/ Hamsters!!
TS>Heheh.
SS>What? You didn't yell at Thumper? Why, I'm suprised!
SS>SHOCK!
Oh, he was yanking on my leg. Just struck me kinda humorous, that's all
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:18:46
Message Number 15912
You can correct anybody else, and that's fine. Correct me, and thats
WAR!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Doggie, kitty?
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:19:46
Message Number 15913
SS>You hate it when I nail you to the wall with your own logic.
TS>Yep. What brought that on?
SS>You'd like to know, wouldn't ya? Heheheh.
I know what you *THINK* you have done, but actually what you *THINK* you
have done is actually a silly comparison and bears no resemblance to
"nailing" me "to the wall with my own logic".
THhhhph! :P
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Sick Stuff
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:29:45
Message Number 15914
SS>What? SHOCK!
SA>Me too.... it couldn't be, (no, not possible)
Ding.
SA>that TS is giving up the argument of perversion???? Or, hmmmmm,
SA>can it be that he /really/ has a sense of humor???
Ding.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:31:30
Message Number 15915
SS>Stop that. You (re) going to give him an ego bigger than mine.
SA>Impossible.....
I didn't want to say it...I didn't want to say it...but since you did...
Heheheheheh!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Steel Top
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:32:39
Message Number 15916
The sign said, "Yield"
ehhehehehe
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:34:14
Message Number 15917
SA>Spare me.
DING!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:37:53
Message Number 15918
SS>[Remark to DFy about how much bullshit he actually *does* spew.]
T>[Amused reply as to how some messages can be "axed" as "personal
T>attacks.]
This is true. AH, yes, I have walked that line many a time myself.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:40:49
Message Number 15919
T>Hey! Volkswagen bugs...
Have been around since the turn of the century.
T>and you gotta love a car like a Corrado,
No I don't....
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:43:38
Message Number 15920
T>Mr. Scott "Walking Monument to Self-Image..."
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHEHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAEHAEHEHEHEHEHEHgaspHEH
HEAHEHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHE*snort**guffaw*HEHEHAHEHAHE (barred)
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Kiddies
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:16:23
Message Number 15923
T1> Hey Dude, Name one of your 8 grillion Children after me...
Hey, of course I will. I like the name Luke. And I think-
that I will just do that, too! :) When I decide that I can --
actually handle a kid! :)
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:19:32
Message Number 15924
Gee, I have said that. She /WILL/ take what I say, /BUT/ she still
will keep saying that she knows me enough, and that we will be happy..
blah...I am thinking that I do want this to happen, but in a way, I do
not...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:23:40
Message Number 15925
blah ... Well ... I just got this thought, believe it or not, that
/NOT/ having sex is also a frm of birth control. Blah ... I'm not slow
either ...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:31:21
Message Number 15926
I think that if you, (Female) are going to get pregnant, and they
actually do want it, the they should feel that the child is going to be
a special person. I feel that not only is the child an important thing
in someones life, but so is the person giving birth to that child. She
deserves a lot of attention too...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:36:39
Message Number 15927
Haaah-ha-ha-ha-ha... That is good. I like your first sentance! :)
That was good. HAHAHAHAH... blah .. Well, ::snicker:: I think that I
and Lisa do need to talk a hell of a lot more. I knew this, but I have
not gotten around to actually telling her that it won't work. I think
that we need to grow up a little more. Anyways ... I gotsta Cruz! :)
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:41:19
Message Number 15928
Hah! Recording !?! I thought I was just hearing my concience !!!
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:46:12
Message Number 15929
Blah ...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:05:05
Message Number 15934
>Kinda like a semi-automatic Pez, huh?
In a manner of speaking, I suppose, only much, much more demented.
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From: TURTLE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:11:12
Message Number 15935
>Birth is a beautiful sight.
Like hell. The process of bearing children is a nasty one, and nothing
on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly little red
mass of screaming and crying biology. It may be 'beautiful' in a meta-
physical sense, but I guess you've never actually witnessed the real
thing, huh?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:14:15
Message Number 15936
>Everyone...thinks that everything is going to be hunky dory and linen
>and lace when they get married.
And five years later, half the people who've been married are divorced.
Coincidence? I think not.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:16:07
Message Number 15937
>Hell, I only lost by one run...
You know, the last time I was up, I had imaginary runners on first,
second, third, forth, and fifth bases...and I don't think we counted all
the balls you threw correctly. I bet you probably threw more'n 20,
so I should've had at least one more point...and one home run would've
wrapped it up for me anyway...*sigh*
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:17:43
Message Number 15938
>Ghod I hate women.
I don't BELIEVE you said that.
>Did I say THAT?!?
Yep.
>I think I'm in bigger trouble than I thought.
Yep.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:21:38
Message Number 15939
>Whatsa Calvinball?
You ever read 'Calvin & Hobbes'? Calvin created a game called
'Calvinball,' which starts with a ball and whatever else happens to be
around and ends up beastly complicated. The rule set starts out very
minimal and new rules are added whenever it seems like a good idea. The
objective of the game is subject to change without notice.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:25:27
Message Number 15940
>Slow down, my friend, there's nothing wrong with being suspicious...
WHAT!!!?!?! There most certainly **IS** something wrong with being
suspicious!! Suspicion can destroy a relationship more quickly than
almost anything else!! A lasting relationship must be built on a
foundation of /trust/. Where there is no trust, there is jealousy, and
suspicion, and deceit, and a host of other twisted, evil, viciously
destructive emotions that'll tear any relationship apart.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:27:48
Message Number 15941
VW's, contrary to MR. Dragonfly's erroneous assertion, most certainly
do NOT wish reality would go away. Bugs delight in life. They love
a good challenge--like climbing over a three-story mound of dirt, say,
or blasting through a pile of sand at sixty miles per. There is no
car on earth with quite the same passion for life as a Bug...how else
do you think they see half a million miles of service routinely?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Please Read
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:36:18
Message Number 15942
Yep, you got it...it happened again. So, condensed version: Minor
message base crash. Eleven messages lost. All of them from Saavik.
All from yesterday. No way to recover 'em. *Sigh* On the slightly
brighter side, though, I think things are going well enough to resume
the interrupted storyboard, so, without further ado...
===========
From: ROBERT
To: OPUS
Subject: Well, yes
Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:43:44
Message Number 15943
"Um, yes, quite," Robert says as a small 'morph intercepts Shandra and
begins conversing in an agitated fashion about the French military.
"Bloody loony." He finishes the last of his breakfast, stands, adjusts
his suit again, and walks toward the main door of the bar for his ritual
morning stroll. On the way, he leans close to Shandra and with a wave to
the confused 'morph says "Really, I don't think 'e's your type."
Once outside, Robert straightens his suit unnecessarily again, brushes
an imaginary speck of dust from his lapels, and steps onto the pathway.
He greets Louis, the larger of the two bears, then on an impulse carries
on a brief, quiet conversation with the morph. A moment later, he
smiles triumphantly and returns to the Den's foyer, and steps through
the door labelled 'Private'.
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From: ROBERT
To: KYARA TOKYO
Subject: Continuing
Date & Time: 03/24/91 01:04:35
Message Number 15944
...and a short time later is standing outside Kyara's door with a
bundle under his arm. "Mind if I come in?" he says through the door.
===========
From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: fruits
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:02:38
Message Number 15947
>I knew a girl named Cherry once...<
At least her parents didn't name her Banana or Strawberry...after all
there are fruits that would be more upsetting to have as a namesake.
===========
From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: disco
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:09:21
Message Number 15948
>talking about disco music with(obnoxious music follows)<
ALL disco music is obnoxious....if you don't believe me, just ask
Dirty Wratt if you can borrow the disco Christmas album i bought
him.....pretty damn annoying stuff.
===========
From: P.WHIPPED
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: fortune cookies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:19:33
Message Number 15949
The other day i was in a Chinese restraunt and got a fortune cookie...
it read "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions"
if THAT wasn't bad enough, it had a little smiley face at the end as
if to say "You're going to rot in heeellll and IIIII'MM nooott"
anybody have marshmellows to give me?
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: bodies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:23:55
Message Number 15950
SA<The human body is a wonderous thing. It usually lets you know well
in advance if it isn't liking what you are doing to it.....>
Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days
eating cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew?
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: T.V. evangelist
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:29:01
Message Number 15951
You are forgetting two Very important prerequisites for being
healed by a television evangelist....
1>You must belive in Gawd
2>You must send me money (at least $500 or so)
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: TURTLE
Subject: Rythem method
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:37:09
Message Number 15952
i'm not too sure about you, but i don't think that the rythem method
is the way to go. It seems to be as effective in preventing babies
as Russian roulette is at preventing death
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: TURTLE
Subject: Toys
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:39:19
Message Number 15953
Every year some toy designers get together and see who can make the
most dangerous toy. The winner for 1990 was a dude who worked for
Fisher-Price who invented a nifty device entitled,"My First Saw-Blade
Shooter". It was designed like a crossbow with the exception that
it shot circular saw blades rather than arrows. It would NOT..i repeat
NOT be a good idea to stand in front of one...they shoot about 50 ft.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: ALL
Subject: Ethnic groups
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:54:13
Message Number 15955
I didn't realize until i read my posts that out of 6, 3 contain
Ethnic thingies. i don't know why i'm saying this...i guess i'll
go back to bed.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: ALL
Subject: help
Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:55:54
Message Number 15956
HEY KIDS!!!!
WANNA PLAY A GAME??????
I was trying to think of some euphimisms for death,
but i could only think of 1 decent one
(s)he kicked the oxygen habit...
Does anybody else have anymore?
Just Curious,
P.W.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: GTE
Subject: Tapping
Date & Time: 03/24/91 03:20:02
Message Number 15957
HI GTE TAPPING DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you cut me a deal on installing my telephone line?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:44:32
Message Number 15958
The show is called Success 'N' Life, it's on about 6:00 or 6:30. The
private newtworks carry his garbage. Noone of the religion broadcasting
company will have him.....that should tell you something right there.
Tilton is as plastic as you get....phony to the core.....during the
/entire/ program he's telling people that the only way that God will
answer their prayers is if they make a show of faith first...........
make a vow to God and fulfill it. (Promise God that you'll support
His work and He will bless you.) [In other words, send me money. The
normal amount that is con man asks for is a $1000.00!! ]
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:51:08
Message Number 15959
SA> Whatsa Calvinball??
It's a game taken from the pages of Cavlin and Hobbes. You play with a
ball, (or anything else you can find) and you make you rules as you go
along. Actually it was more like whiffleball except we had five bases
and you could get the person out, not only by tagging them, but by
throwing the ball at them and hitting them.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:54:00
Message Number 15960
SA> Maybe if you take it back right away....
Nope....Tammy and I broke up. Stupid bitch, she wants to be able to
run around. Wrong! I do not date girls who want to fool around.
I was right, my intuition told me something was wrong, and there most
certainly was....well, now she's history and I'm back to the lonelies.
(Wah) (Grrr) (wah) (Grrr) (wah) ...women are too confusing.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:59:45
Message Number 15961
TS> You can correct anybody else, and that's fine. Correct me, and
TS> thats
TS> WAR!
War......sounds like fun. Hey, TS 'thats' is not a word, did you mean
that's? hehehehe
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Doggie, kitty?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:01:47
Message Number 15962
Thhhhhhhph! :P
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:06:12
Message Number 15963
T> And five years later, half the peopl who've been married are divorced
Ding!
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:08:18
Message Number 15964
SA> ....there's nothinr wrong with being suspicious...
T> WHAT!??!! There most certainly **IS**.....suspicion can destroy a
T> relationship.....
I'll let you two fight this out...I want nothing to do with it.
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Puns
Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:43:08
Message Number 15965
This is Begining to Bug me....
Be careful, doesn't the Armadillo Like to eat insects?
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:45:27
Message Number 15966
I have a friend who is very devoutly religous, but not to a point that
he thinks he must witness to everyone. Anyway, Blake(My friend) and I
were exploring this field behind my house,(I had just moved to Sarasota)
We came upon this church over on Proctor road, and there was some
Service in progress. Blake was interested, so we went in and sat down.
The Service was a "Healing", or Exorcism or something. They were talking
about driving the demons out. Anyway, A woman, was at the alter, and the
Healer placed his hands on her forhead, and said a few thing, suddenly
she lost conciousness and fell to the floor. Promptly two helpers placed
a Blue Blanket over her, and left her there. Very Strange...
I mysself am not religious,(Except for The False prophet) and I w
was a little nervous by all this, people were speaking in tongues and
I decided to get out. Hmm I guess some people need that kind of thing.
This message really had no point, I just thought some one might like to
know that the Healers are in Sarasota, and some one has actually seen th
them working, Very Odd. To think that someone has so much faith that
they can pass out from a command,,, Hmmmmmm.
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Marriage
Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:56:15
Message Number 15967
Aaaaurgh! I hope you really care about her, If not then you might want
to consider one of the Alternate routes to Wife Deflection...
Maybe it's time you told her about your bad habit of smoking drain-o.
Something that would make her think twice about spending her entire life
with you...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BBS naked!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:00:03
Message Number 15968
So what is your preferred time for BBS'ing? Right after dinner, or
after work/School? Have you noticed that BBS'ing is much more fun and
fufiling(SP?) at some point in the day? I like it just after work, and
lately, after the afterglow had died down. Weird eh? It puts me in a
Very cam mood, and I can think. Some relaxants are just better than
others.. how 'bot you?
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Big Bugs
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:04:21
Message Number 15969
WHAT!?!?! WHAT?!?! MY room is a have of order and Cleanliness. just ask
Anyone who looks at rocky's room. Geez, besides , in the new house it'll
be spotless all the time... As for traps laid with yoo-hoo, no good. I'm
over my Yoo Hoo addiction, I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim milk again...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Calvinball?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:09:10
Message Number 15970
T>Get his ass kicked at CAlvinball steel...
Um what's Calvinball?
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:10:32
Message Number 15971
SS> Ghod I hate women.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another Soul lost to the Ovarian Abyss...The Wacky Womb of Doom...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Sick
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:15:08
Message Number 15972
TS> Just plain Sick...
Kinda Liek Shaving the words, "Kick me" into the back of a cat eh?
---Just Plain Sick---
Um, Hey, I need some ones Skills with English, I've seen this used a
lot and
DAMN! I hate hitting the return key.
Lot and Dont know what it means... this is it:
[sic]
What is that used for? HELP!!!!
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: TURTLE
Subject: Birth
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:22:03
Message Number 15973
DrF>Birth is a beautiful sight...
T>Like hell....Etc.
Turtle, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: TURTLE
Subject: Ok...
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:24:25
Message Number 15974
Ok Thanks for the Explanation, forget about my own "What's Calvinball"
post... Whn can we play again?
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: TURTLE
Subject: TRust
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:26:00
Message Number 15975
I take it back Turtle, you do have soul, not Of a poet, but Everytime
I decide that you are hoplessly analytical, you turn around and post
something that dings my heart. Stop that. Be consistant... Grrrrrr.
===========
From: THUMPER ONE
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: Games
Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:31:02
Message Number 15976
How about...
Naw, He's fine, he just has a very LOW metabolic rate at the moment.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 03/24/91 14:00:41
Message Number 15977
Ok, you brought it on yourself.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Sick
Date & Time: 03/24/91 14:04:03
Message Number 15978
[sic] is an word used when you quote someone and they have misspelled
something, so that people reading your quote know that you yourself have
not misspelled it. For instance, if you were to quote what I just said,
you would say,
TS>[sic] is an [sic] word used...
get the picture?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: bodies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:21:53
Message Number 15979
PW> Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days eating
PW cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew?
Yep..My body did the same thing to me. Ooooofff..
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: Rythem method
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:23:43
Message Number 15980
PW> (Comparing the relative effectiveness of rhythm method to Russian
PW> roulette)
heheheheheehehehe....
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: Odd euphemisms.
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:27:50
Message Number 15981
(S)he died laughing.
(S)he always said (s)he liked being close to the ground. (applicable to
people who have a fear of heights.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Puns
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:33:39
Message Number 15982
TO to DFy> Be careful, doesn't the Armadillo like to eat insects?
hehehehe....will, if Dragonfly decides he wants to change his religion
or stop preaching to word of the Armadillo then his god could just eat
him out of jealousy and be justified. (Have no other gods before me...
...or I'll eat you.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: BBS naked!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:39:53
Message Number 15983
I log on every day after school and then again in the evening before
I go to bed. It's a nice way to relax after a day at Vo-Tech and great
for relaxing before beddy-bye.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:42:03
Message Number 15984
TO> ...that someone has so faith that they can pass out from a command.
Acutally that called being "slain in the spirit" It happens when the
person is so overwhelmed by the Holy Spirit that they kinda pass out.
I've have it happen to me and it's a cool sensation...no, not like a
York Peppermint Patty..
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Big Bugs
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:44:53
Message Number 15985
TO>..As for traps laid with youo-hoo, no good. I'm over my Yoo Hoo
TO> addiction, I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim milk again...
Way to go Thumper, tell her what will make a better trap to use. That
was like a mouse telling mankind how to build a better mousetrap.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Women
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:47:34
Message Number 15986
SS> Ghod I hate women.
TO> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sure, laugh at my misfortune. I think I'll be joining Saavik on the
next Wabbit hunting expedition.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Birth
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:49:59
Message Number 15987
DFy> Birth is a beautiful sight...
T> Like hell....etc.
TO> Tutlre, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too...
Y'know, that message could almost qualify for the "axed" message
category, but it probably won't be sense Turtle will probably find that
complimentary.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:53:07
Message Number 15988
TS> Ok, you brought it on yourself.
Oh, a just all a quiver. (making circles in the air with finger.)
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From: DIRTY WRAT
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: fruit & veggie
Date & Time: 03/24/91 17:44:44
Message Number 15989
Or worse than being named after a fruit, how about being named after
a veggie?
"Hi, my name's Broccoli!"
or howabout an obscure fruit?
"Hi, my name's Kumquat!"
If I ever breed, my kid's gonna hate me for LIFE.
Dirty Wrat
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From: DIRTY WRAT
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Calvinball
Date & Time: 03/24/91 17:51:43
Message Number 15990
Actually, it seemed that we played a combination of Calvinball and
whiffleball. I like to think of it as psychotic BBSdude whiffleball.
Dirty Wrat
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:01:39
Message Number 15993
Okay, okay.... yeah, she's only 7 months but she is getting big... but
she's immature so she's still a little shy. She barks and puts up a
good front though...
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:02:44
Message Number 15994
TS>It doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain
sick..
So YOU say......
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Sick Stuff
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:04:20
Message Number 15995
SA>Can it be that he /really/ has a sense of humor???
TS>Ding.
I am so pleased!!! Not only is it now confirmed that you have a sense of
humor but you also dinged me. :) :) Oh, Bliss.....
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:05:54
Message Number 15996
SS>You're going to give him an ego bigger than mine.
SA?Impossible....
TS>I didn't want to say it...but since you did....heheheheheh!
Yeah, and now that the check is in the mail, there'll be no living with
him....
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:07:41
Message Number 15997
SA>Spare me.
TS>DING!
Oh, I can't stand it!!!! Two dings in one night.... Gee, I needed that!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:10:29
Message Number 15998
It won't be easy to admit to her that you both (from the sounds of it,
especially her) need to grow up a bit before you consider marriage...
But you'll both probably be happier in the long run. There's nothing
that says you can't continue to date with the ultimate goal of one
day being married, right?
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:12:06
Message Number 15999
Always let your concience be your guide.........
See? I learned something from all those Disney movies.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:13:13
Message Number 16000
T>The process of bearing children is a nasty one....
Well, it hurts pretty nasty....
T>...nothing on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly
little red mass of screaming and crying biology.
Somehow, though, when it's YOUR wrinkly little red mass of screaming and
crying biology, it's the most beautiful thing on the Earth!!!
T>I guess you've never witnessed the real thing, huh? (birth)
Well, having been there.... I can say I have. I can't describe the
feeling of seeing it.... it's not the sights... I admit, pretty gross,
it's the feelings that race through you.... overwelming and so powerful.
You feel somehow, Hmmm, at one with everything, complete.....
..... and then you get the hospital bill.....
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:18:04
Message Number 16001
T>And five years later, half the people who've been married are
divorced.
*Ding* (hah, I finally got to ding you)
But sooner than five years.... I've been married 11 years this summer,
Only TWO couples that I know that have been married in the last four
years are together.... Only one has lasted as long as we have and that's
my sisters second marriage (married just a few months before us)...
Really it's sad, especially if there's kids involved because it makes
it so much harder to get over each other.... One of the couples I know
might as well still be married, lord knows, they still have all the
disadvantages of marriage, but none of the pluses.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:23:07
Message Number 16002
Okay, Okay Okay, so suspicious was the wrong word... perhaps I meant
cautious.... when you first meet someone, it IS wise to be cautious and
not plunge headlong into the "big unknown"...... I wasn't knocking trust
believe me.... but that's something that doesn't materialize overnight.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:25:00
Message Number 16003
Gee, now I /really/ want a Bug!!!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Please Read
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:25:49
Message Number 16004
T>Eleven messages lost. All of them from Saavik.
Wah!!!!!!! Wah!!!!!! What if I posted something /really/ intelligent...?
Ummm, guess I don't have much to worry about, eh? Oh, well........
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: fruits
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:28:28
Message Number 16005
Sa>I knew a girl named Cherry once....
PW>...there are fruits that would be more upsetting to have as a
namesake.
When my Mom was a health room nurse, there was this black girl named
Vanilla....... Believe it or not!
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From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: disco
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:30:29
Message Number 16006
Noooooo Disco please.... I got all that out of my system between 77 and
78........ Shake your Groove thang and Stayin' Alive...... arg!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: bodies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:31:48
Message Number 16007
PW>Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days
eating cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew?
Yes, the body has a charming way of saying "One more Dew and YOU die!"
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: T.V. evangelist
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:33:04
Message Number 16008
Pw>(rules for envangilist)
Don't you hate that????? Every other sentance is "You must make a vow."
$$$$$$ of course.... "Help us help you." by sending $$$$$$ of course.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 15000
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:36:45
Message Number 16009
SS>...women are too confusing.
Oh, and men aren't??????
I'm sorry to hear about Tammy....guess she wasn't that ace after all...
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From: SAAVIK
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:39:13
Message Number 16010
Oh, I can pass out easily if someone utters just two words...........
...... "You're pregnant."
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From: SAAVIK
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Big Bugs
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:40:51
Message Number 16011
TO> I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim Milk again.....
Ohhh, be careful, Thumpy... remember what happened to Richard Pryor.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Birth
Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:42:34
Message Number 16012
TO>Turtle, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too...
He's just never seen a child that he spawned brought into this world.
One day, he'll eat his words.....
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:27:09
Message Number 16014
> He's got this phony smile and he just keeps making up bible
> scripture... and HE ADMITS he's making it up but because God guides
> him,,, he says he's speaking in God's own words.
I wonder how he'd react if he got some REAL important-looking
stationery from the Church of the Aardvark's False Prophet,
congratulating him on his ability to Divinely Spew?
"Because God guides him, he says he's speaking in God's own words."
We don't know anyone else who claims that, now do we?
The False Pro...uh, just //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:31:00
Message Number 16015
>Some things are sick by virtue of the fact that they just are sick. It
>doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain sick.
I don't enjoy chasing my own logical tail... and we've been through
this before. You're claiming, again, objectivity for something that's
subjective.
If homosexuality were a physical disease -- if homosexuality were
caused by a virus, amoeba, or some such, I would agree with you
completely. It's not.`
Do you want to clarify your thought? Or is "Homosexuality is sick
because homosexuality is sick" as deep as you want to go. (Which, of
course, is the logical equivalent of "Tofu is wonderful because tofu is
wonderful.")
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: Kiddies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:40:30
Message Number 16016
> ...When I decide that I can -- actually handle a kid! :)
*DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!*
You've got it! You've got it!
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:44:32
Message Number 16017
I'm sorry if I was sounding patronizing in that last post (#15868.)
It's just what I've noticed in my life: it was easy to be a virgin, and
stay a virgin -- but once I started a sex life (and found that I LIKED
it!), it's really difficult not to want to keep it up. (And sorry about
the bad pun, there...)
It sounds like you've got a good relationship with Lisa (is that her
name?) in some respects, but it sounds like the two of you need to
discuss what will be your future sex life (before, and after marriage.)
When do you plan to try to have children? If not immediately after
marriage, how do you plan to keep from having children? Are you going
to have sex again before marriage?
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:49:26
Message Number 16018
Amen. If the female wants to get pregnant, then she WILL feel the
child to be a special person... as well as the mother being special.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:55:11
Message Number 16019
Grrr, growl, hiss, spit! Just a few days ago, Terri and I had a huge
fight over a really similar subject.
/Trust/ is NOT an absence of jealousy. Trust is not acting on the
feelings of jealousy -- or acting on blind faith against the feelings
of jealousy. One does not feel trust, one /acts/ on trust. One tells
one's partner the truth -- where and why one feels jealous -- and allows
the partner to respond.
You can't control your feelings. You can channel them into other
areas, you can try to shove them in a box, or you can confront them
head on. Only the last of those three choices does any good at removing
the problem feelings.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: fortune cookies
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:04:10
Message Number 16020
>"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."
The person who wrote that message had a real good motive for writing
it...
//Dragonfly//
This confused Dragonfly is wondering what a message about Hell is
doing in a Chinese restaurant... <Thinking back to everything he knows
about Chinese religions, he just shakes his head.>
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:09:06
Message Number 16021
Thanks, Scott! Success 'N Life, huh? If I get a TV set in the apt.
(it has free cable!), I'll be up for it.
The fact that religious broadcasters won't take Tilton isn't so bad
for me. Most Christian bookstores, for example, won't stock Steve
Taylor, Jeff Johnson, or the Swirling Eddies. (Steve Taylor is now
part of Chavell Guevara, a really good group.)
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:14:35
Message Number 16022
Huh? There's this really WONDERFUL church in Bradenton which I've
been to once. The Pastor gets up there and plays guitar with the rock
band. (Really banal lyrics, though.) They've had healing services,
too.
Speaking about the Way of the Armadillo, there's a law in Congress
being mulled over stating that anything is legal, done for religious
purposes. The idea: some American Indian religions use peyote in their
religious services, which is strictly illegal in American law. This law
would eliminate all conflicts like these. Right-wing and left-wing
groups both applauded the measure... until someone realized what kind of
havoc that could wreck!
The False Prophet
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Marriage
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:21:13
Message Number 16023
>Maybe it's time you told her about your bad habit of smoking drain-o.
Well, I haven't told her about that yet, but she did turn a little
green when I told her why I keep twelve shaved, greased hamsters around
the room...
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: BBS naked!
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:22:55
Message Number 16024
>Some relaxants are just better than others... how 'bot you?
Best relaxant: a cuddle with an affectionate woman. On the list:
Alan Parson's Project, incense, chamomile tea.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Sick
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:25:17
Message Number 16025
[sic], when not used to tell dogs to attack, usually means something
like "This was not a mistake. The author really /did/ write it this
way."
The ever-helpful //Dragonfly//
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DIRTY WRAT
Subject: Calvinball
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:36:13
Message Number 16026
DW> Actually, it seemed that we played a combination of Calvinball and
DW> whiffleball. I like to think if ti as psychotic BBSdude whiffleball
Make that, over-tired, Dew-wired psychotic BBSdude whiffleball.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:38:32
Message Number 16027
SA> Yeah, and that the check is in the mail, there'll be no living with
SA> him....
Welp, the ceck arrived today. $15,000.00 dollars. Fifteen thousand
dollars.....I like it. I like it.
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From: KYARA TOKYO
To: ROBERT
Subject: Continuing
Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:01:51
Message Number 16028
Kyara hears Robert outside and sleepily says, "Who is it?...oh, just a
minute, Robert." Kyara gets up slowly taking to shake off her
sleepiness. She slides out of bed and reaches for her pack. Finding her
robe, she slips it on...and quickly straightens up the bed. Ties the
robe about her waist and checks her hair in the mirror. "Geez," she
mumbles, "my hair looks like hell. I'll be right there..just give me
another minute." She shuffles through her pack again and upon sensing
the fimiliar feeling of the bristles, she grabs the brush and quickly
grooms her hair. When finished, she tosses it back in the pack and
closes it. She opens the door and gestures Robert to come in, "Hello,
I appreciate you letting me get some sleep. I feel much better."
She closes the door behind him and hugs him......
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: help
Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:39:40
Message Number 16030
I read something in a novel that goes something like....
(S)he croaked for something to do.
L8R!
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: OC & SM
Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:47:18
Message Number 16031
Skim Milk? UGH!
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/25/91 01:01:08
Message Number 16033
What's peyote?
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 03/25/91 01:03:39
Message Number 16034
SV> Gee, now I /really/ want a Bug!!!!!!!
How about a 'Thing' instead? They're convertible!
L8R!
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:25:49
Message Number 16036
Drf>I wonder how he'd react if he got some REAL important-looking
stationary from the Church of the Aardvark's False Prophet.....
Knowing him, he'd use it on one of his telecasts, saying that here's one
poor lost soul who worships a false God, but now he's seen the light.
Ye-as, we are all children of the lord, little sheeps who sometimes go
astray.... But I have made it my purpose in life to shelter and keep
them, and help them find the lighted path once more.... Why this young
man speaks of a Shining Light, that can only be the word of the Lord
moving him.... through me...(Robert Tilton glances back down at the
letter and mutters out of the corner of his mouth, "What the hell is
an Aardvark?)
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:33:20
Message Number 16037
Turtle says he does not know what jealousy feels like ( I am not being
a Vulcan Smart Ass). If he is never jealous, then I can see why he
would have a hard time understanding that emotion..
Question for Turtle.... Do you have any brothers or sisters. Certainly
if you did, you have to have been jealous of them once or twice in
childhood.....
To DragonFly: I agree with you about confronting your feelings... If you
shove them aside, especially the negitive ones, the tend to fester...
then you start collecting "green stamps"...., meaning that you let one
little thing add to another little thing and then another until you just
get mad at your partner about all of them at the same time, even though
these "little" things may have happened a week ago and you never
responded to them at the time.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:41:48
Message Number 16038
SS>Welp, the ceck arrived today.
Ceck? Ceck? Have I caught you in a typo at last?
Congradulations, I hope you can find a good bank (shop around, they are
not all created equal) to deposit your ceck in......
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Commercials
Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:44:53
Message Number 16039
Sa>I wanna bug
KO>How about a 'Thing' instead? They're convertible.
Hmmmm, a topless "thing"...... actually I've heard they aren't very
reliable, and they rattle like hell going down the road...
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From: SAAVIK
To: SHANDRA
Subject: cont
Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:47:36
Message Number 16040
Korelyan watched Robert leave then wandered over to where Shandra
was talking with the little Morph. "Shandra, can I have a word with
you?"
Pulling her off to the entrance of the Brothel, he spoke in low tones.
"I'm heading over to Jax to visit my father, Tampa is staying behind, of
course, I think we may have a pretty busy night. Please.... keep your
eyes and ears open for any sign of trouble and radio if there's anything
suspicious. Father said they, too, have found some injured Morphs near
Jax." He frowned gravely. "I believe trouble is brewing somewhere
nearby. I've told Louis to be extra careful who he admits in here."
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: ALL
Subject: *Advertisement*
Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:01:08
Message Number 16041
<Scene: A typical high school. Students, books in hand, walk to
classes. Small drug deals occuring in background.>
<Enter: TYPICAL NERD STUDENT, wearing glasses. Voice-over begins.>
Narrator: Johnny has a few social problems.
<Enter: HIGH SCHOOL JOCK, wearing letter jacket, with three cheerleaders
always hanging on to him.>
Jock: Well?
Nerd: <Very anxiously> Oh, here, sir! Here, sir! <Pulls out ten dollars
from his wallet, and looks up with anxious eyes.>
Jock: Good. You might not get beat up... this hour.
<JOCK wanders off, and NERD trudges over to BERTHA, an obese, much
younger, extremely unattractive girl. [Make up: make sure BERTHA has
warts.>
Nerd: Bertha, would you... I mean... <Accidentally brushes his hand
against her arm.>
Bertha <Screaming>: IT TOUCHED ME!
<Voice-over returns.>
Narrator: But, then Johnny discovered the False Prophet's Church of the
Armadillo.
<Scene fades to NERD entering huge, vaguely church-like structure, with
the Sign of the Armadillo clearly seen. As door enters, hint of
orgiastic church service inside.>
Narrator: And the next day at school, Johnny discovered a change.
<Return to schoolyard. In background, two students swallow their joints
as drug officer walks by.>
<Enter CHEERLEADER, in full costume.>
Cheerleader: Let me be your sex slave.
<Enter rest of cheerleaders. Some begin having orgasms immediately.
Enter JOCK from before.>
Jock <anxious>: Here's all the money I ever took from you... <Very
nervous...> And here's some more, just to be safe...
<Still nervous.> Just don't sick the Aardvark on me!
Narrator: What happened to Johnny can happen to you. Join the False
Prophet's Church of the Armadillo. We're the only church that
promises: Return the unused portion of your salvation, and
we'll return the unused portion of your money!
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:21:16
Message Number 16042
Peyote is a psychedelic mushroom, which was really popular in the
'60s. It's also known as mescal (but that's sometimes confused with a
liquor: mescaline.) They're also known as "shrooms," "buttons," and
probably a whole bunch of other terms. (Turtle, can you help?)
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Say what?
Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:25:54
Message Number 16043
I agree about not shoving aside negative emotions, and confronting
them A.S.A.P. My parents never would ALLOW me to express any negative
emotions, until I left for college. (I do a REAL good impersonation of
a Vulcan.)
I try to be fair and honest to my friends -- and when something
bothers me, I try to say it. (That's not always easy, especially when
I'm trying to be diplomatic when I say it.) Damn, but I hate tight-
ropes!
To Turtle: Even though you may have never felt jealous, do you
really feel you control your emotions? Or do you feel you just shove
them aside?
//Dragonfly//
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: [sic]
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:36:44
Message Number 16044
Gotcha! Ok, now I can misspell with the best...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Healed!
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:39:00
Message Number 16045
SS>...Slain in spirit...It happen to me and it's a cool feeling...
YOU?! You have been HE-ALED! So what was wrong that you felt
compelled to see a healer? Women trouble?
[Scott: Oh please release me from this female demon!]
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Traps
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:41:29
Message Number 16046
SS> tell her what will make a better trap to use...
It's ok, I'm sure my Super Bunny Sense will warn me of impending
danger. And Besides, She might not have understood the Oreo thing...
...you know, with her eyes going bad and all that...
OOPS! My Bunny Sense tells me I'd better be going!
Thumper One
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: You're Preggers
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:48:31
Message Number 16047
Yeah Id probably pass out to if some one told ME that. You mean you
don't want any more "Bundles of Joy"? But I thought you would want to
have 8 kids and look like a frump at 35...
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Hamster?
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:52:57
Message Number 16048
DrF>...12 shaved , greased hamsters around the room...
AAAAARGGH! Im gonna be sick...
Yup, really sick..
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From: THUMPER ONE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Peyote
Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:54:51
Message Number 16049
NO> Whats Peyote?
LocoWeed, I think it is obtain from a mushroom of some sort.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:08:53
Message Number 16050
SA> Ceck? Ceck?
SA> Congradulations....
That's congratulations....."And a double dumb ass to you too"
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: *Advertisement*
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:11:58
Message Number 16051
DFy> spew spew spew
Just when I thought there was hope for you. What a shame.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Healed!
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:13:41
Message Number 16052
TO> YOU!? You have be HE-ALED?
No, it went forward for general pray and vision. I wanted guidance for
my life. (Dragonfly did even try it.) I'm probably just as confused as
ever but at least I have some idea of where I'm going. Everyone at my
old church thinks I'm going to hell, and I don't care.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:23:00
Message Number 16053
DFy>Birth is a beautiful sight.
Turtle> Like hell.
Well said.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:33:20
Message Number 16054
TS> Ok, you brought it on yourself.
SS>Oh, a just all a quiver. (making circles in the air with finger.)
Ah, don't you mean, "Oh, *I'm* just all a quiver"? And also, I did not
notice any captalization on your parenthetical phrase; it should have
been "(Making". Next?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:35:40
Message Number 16055
Y'know, I was over at JB's house the other night, and he had told me
that his house had almost been broken into. Apparently, someone was
foolish enough to break out one of his windows, and push out the screen.
About that time, his dog scared the intruders off. Kinda neat, I
thought. Even if his dog does smell, drool, and all those other things
I detest so much.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:38:43
Message Number 16056
SA>So YOU say....
It is apparent that you don't understand. Never mind.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:43:03
Message Number 16057
Some things just *are*. I don't think that we need to clarify that
at all, so stop over-intellectualizing everything. Oh, and while
you're at it, stop with the ridiculous posts on False Prophesy an all
that...they aren't funny anymore. As a matter of fact, they were only
mildly funny to start with, and have grown somewhat threadbare over
the past weeks.
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From: RUFUS
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:29:20
Message Number 16058
Your messages about birth control make me think of the opening of
Monty Python's "Meaning of Life," where the whole town ends up singing
"Every sperm is sacred...every sperm is great, and if you waste one God
gets quite irate" or something like that. Seriously, if you don't
believe in birth control or abortion, and you're not ready to handle
a child, then you had better not have sex.
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From: RUFUS
To: TURTLE
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:32:59
Message Number 16059
Black Magic sucks the stress outta me and gives it to you. If you
happen to find a little pink stress from an old lady who used her
left blinker to turn right, tell it I said hello.
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From: RUFUS
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:41:58
Message Number 16060
When was this game of Calvinball played? I missed it. We played
Calvinball last weekend in front of the Crossroads Enema (oops...
cinema). We also played 'Hit the Turtle with various objects'.
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From: RUFUS
To: TURTLE
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:47:34
Message Number 16061
>Like hell. The process of bearing children is a nasty one, and nothing
>on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly little red
>mass of screaming and crying biology. It may be 'beautiful' in a meta-
>physical sense, but I guess you've never actually witnessed the real
>thing, huh?
Well, aren't we just Mr. "Old Man Sick of Everything" Turtle. Beauty is
in the pelvis of the bearer. There are things uglier than a newborn:
road kill, child molesters, the Republican National Convetion, the TMNT
fad, and Indian Snakes. I've never seen a live birth, but I have seen
four or five on video, and I thought it was 'beautiful'.
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:23:48
Message Number 16062
I know that it won't be easy to say to her. For one, her reaction
would be something like -- 'You think that we need to grow up?' and she
would go into a state of depression. She thinks that whatever I think-
is good. She thinks that whatever I say about her is the what is the -
truth. Anyways, there is a situation that is going on right now, and I
think that I am not going to be a happy camper. It deals with friend--
ship, and fights. Fights, one of the best things to get the rising of-
the blood pressure. Anyways, I think that I shall go for now ... This-
person feels that I am not paying attention to him/her ...
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: SAAVIK
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:29:40
Message Number 16063
Yeah, well a good star to wish on would be good right now! :)
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Kiddies
Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:30:27
Message Number 16064
Oh, joy ... ??? Blah ... Well, I guess, (hope)
that I am acting a little bit more mature than what I was ... I mean,-
hell, I haven't hit on Saavik in awhile! :)
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: birth control
Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:37:00
Message Number 16066
Blah ... Well, birth control is something that would help in the
future ... :)
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC
To: RUFUS
Subject: Birth Control
Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:39:00
Message Number 16067
Well, I do plan on having sex in the future. But don't mind me,
I am in one of myt famous -- 'I don't care moods.'
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: games
Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:47:23
Message Number 16070
not bad (long post huh?)
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:49:05
Message Number 16071
i've had something similar happen. Only the spirits weren't
religious, they were 120 proof.....
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: fruits
Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:53:16
Message Number 16072
Sa<there was a black girl named Vanilla...>
i think she went on to have a sex change wear lots of pancake
makeup, and co-star in a Tenage Ninja Mutant Turtle movie.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: $$$$
Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:56:27
Message Number 16073
Have you heard the song "Send me your money" by Suicidal Tendencies?
It's greeeaaaat for church parties and the such.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: virgin
Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:58:58
Message Number 16074
You found it easy to be a virgin?!?!?!?!?
i spent my first two years of high school with enough hormones
pumping through my system to kill a middle aged man.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: fortune cookies
Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:00:46
Message Number 16075
Well.......fortune cookies aren't made with Chinese religeons in mind
i learned that there is a huge factory in Minnesota or something that
pumps out tons of 'em for Chinese restraunts....go figure.,
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:28:34
Message Number 16076
TS> (Making corrections on my message.)
TS> ...Next?
Is that the best you've got. I correct people just to pick on them, you
said this would be war. I've seen pillow fights that were more violent.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: RUFUS
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:32:25
Message Number 16077
R> Black Magic sucks......(what?)
Sorry, I couldn't resist. If you choose to delete this message, Turtle
I'll understand. I just couldn't resist.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:36:07
Message Number 16079
Would you PLEASE stop justifying your margins....it drives me crazy.
It's like reading a newspaper with a woman taking off clothes off just
in sight of your peripheral vision and you want to read your newspaper.
It's very distracting. BTW, The Specialist wants to know if you still
have those ferrets?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:41:51
Message Number 16080
This message is to Rufus...
R> When was this game of Calvinball played?
In the afternoon (felt like the morning) after the picnic.
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From: DIRTY WRAT
To: RUFUS
Subject: you're weird
Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:42:24
Message Number 16081
Rufus, you're weird.
P.S. Don't get stressed over old people... imitate them and cause OTHER
people stress (travelling 20 MPH on US 41 in a loaded Minivan is FUN)
Dirty Wrat
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From: DIRTY WRAT
To: RUFUS
Subject: I didn't
Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:45:04
Message Number 16082
Rufus... You're REALLY sick. They have therapy for people like you.
P.S. On the subject of child birth: I really don't care for it either.
Kids are meaningless to me until they are about 2 or 3 and they can
be MOBILE... Then I actually have to be careful of them... until then,
they are really just a little Bioblob (a term first used by Pavel Chekov
in Tampa to describe what becomes a human at some arbitrary time in a
debate about the beginning of life about 2 or 3 years ago)
actually, I think they are a bioblob until they are about ten. Then
they're potential dweebs.
Anybody think I should breed?
Dirty Wrat
Really though - my nephew (1 to 2 months old) is kinda cute.
But I won't EVER admit it.
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From: DIRTY WRAT
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: WHY!?
Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:53:01
Message Number 16083
On this note of pumping hormones coarsing through our immature little
bodies (in other words: Perpetually HORNY TEENAGERS (which all of them
ARE))
Why is it that I saw two TV ads played back to back - the first one
was about how kids should be careful when having sex or preferably NOT
have sex at all (see above.)
Then, the next one was a kindly commercial about how a middle aged
man can have an operation to cure impotence so that he can continue
HAVING A FULL LIFE.
I live for shit like that.
Dirty "NICE hypocracy" Wrat
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: ALL
Subject: Life
Date & Time: 04/26/91 00:09:52
Message Number 16084
To sum up my life in two words right now......DICKED!
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: ALL
Subject: Clearwater
Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:04:28
Message Number 16090
<For those of you who don't know Wolf, Squirrel, or Barbara, this will
be of no significance. This message is posted mostly for Turtle and
Fennec.>
If you've heard about the storms raging in Clearwater yesterday,
and the damages there, and wondered about Wolf, Squirrel, and Barbara:
they're all safe. But there's been a lot of damage around their house.
They have no electricity and no cable -- but a phone has just been
jury-rigged. Several trees have been uprooted, and their house has
taken some damage... But they're all alive, uninjured, and mad as HELL
at life.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THUMPER ONE
Subject: Hamster?
Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:09:50
Message Number 16091
DrF>...12 shaved , greased hamsters around the room...
TO> AAAAARGGH! I'm going to be sick... Yup, really sick..
Thank you. Actually, hamsters are much better than the rats I
used to have.
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Healed!
Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:13:39
Message Number 16092
>No, it went forward for general pray and vision. I wanted guidance
>for my life. (Dragonfly did even try it.)
I did? I remember going forward in a high school chapel, when I
dedicated my life to Jesus... and I remember asking some guidance
counsellors for advice on where to go in my life... but I don't believe
I've ever gone forward for "general pray and vision."
Do you mean the time when I prayed OVER and I was one of the HEALERS
of a person who was sick?
>Everyone at my old church thinks I'm going to hell, and I don't care.
Doesn't that bother you?
//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: virgin
Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:24:45
Message Number 16093
>You found it easy to be a virgin?!?!?!?!?
>i spent my first two years of high school with enough hormones
>pumping through my system to kill a middle aged man.
I found it easy to be a virgin, because I was scared of sex. I was
too embarassed to "date" until I was about fifteen (with a few excep-
tions...) and I took off for college only a year later.
Once I was over that fear, NUTHIN' could stop me...
//Dragonfly//
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From: RUFUS
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: He-aled!
Date & Time: 04/26/91 17:58:18
Message Number 16094
>...law in Congress being milled over stating that anything is legal,
>done for religious purposes.
Every week, in honour of the great Snail, the followers go out and
steal lots of stuff. They then take the least liked object and burn it.
The rest they keep. Very touching ceremony. Of course, the monthly
kidnappings are much more interesting.
BTW, what's peyote?
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From: RUFUS
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/26/91 18:08:41
Message Number 16095
You know, she'd probably slay you if she saw that message.
....what's that command for getting a hardcopy? :)
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From: HACMAN
To: SAAVIK
Subject: doby
Date & Time: 04/26/91 20:07:47
Message Number 16096
Mine does it too, though he's not a doby. I hope he grows out of it. As
far as the middle of the night chewing, I am cage training him...poor
guy is in prison all night....no muss in the am and he dowsn't get
get into something that'll hurt him. Getting pretty big now, has grown
30 lbs in the last 6 months. Hope that rate slows a little too.
Burney
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Seriously now
Date & Time: 04/26/91 21:32:51
Message Number 16097
In a war, you do not do your best by knocking the other guy out. You
do better by taking away his ability to fight.
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: *Advertisement*
Date & Time: 04/26/91 22:01:43
Message Number 16100
Drf>(Hilarious Commercial for False Prophets Church of the Armadillo)
Oh, geez, please (snicker) don't make me laugh. (sniff sniff--hahahah)
I had surgery today..... (hahahahahaha) ouch (hehehehehe) That was funny
and worth the stitch I just pulled.
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