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From: TURTLE
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To: DEATH FENNEC
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:11:39
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Message Number 14901
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>...and I do have a life!
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Yes, that is certainly true. It's DEMENTED, but it's definitely a
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life. :)
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>And so does Dragonfly...
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Yep. There are some really fascinating people in the SCA, and there are
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plenty of SCA-ians(?) (like Dragonfly) who have lives. Unfortunately,
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the SCA has the same problem Dungeons & Dragons does...it acts like a
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crutch for people without lives. I've met D&Ders who have no life of
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their own; ditto for SCA-ians. And accountants.
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From: TURTLE
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To: DRAGONFLY
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:14:57
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Message Number 14902
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>You were implying before that it was universal.
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I was being sarcastic before. Hence :P, sticking out my tongue.
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From: TURTLE
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To: DRAGONFLY
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Subject: Anything 2 add?
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:16:22
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Message Number 14903
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>(Quickly slapping Saavik's spiked collar around The Specialist's
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>wrist...)
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*Pow!* (crunch) Yikes, that looked painful. Are you okay, Dragonfly?
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...Dragonfly? Well, serves you right...Saavik said I could have the
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collar. Hmph.
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From: TURTLE
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: votes on ST
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:25:41
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Message Number 14904
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>But then again, I love ST so much, I would have liked it even if it had
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>been a complete bomb.
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I got news for you...Star Trek V /was/ a complete bomb. Financially,
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critically..."Star Trek: The Search for God" just didn't do it
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somehow.
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From: TURTLE
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Chains & whips
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:28:08
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Message Number 14905
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>Naw, I'll just bring along the buggy whips from my sister's tack
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>room...
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Now you /are/ teasing! Cut that out.
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From: TURTLE
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Whips and chain
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:29:16
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Message Number 14906
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>Hehehe. Now I know what to get Kelly for her birthday.
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Too late; somebody beat you to it. I kid you not.
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>Ask her what color whip she prefers..........
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Okay...done. She says "I kind of like black ones, you know? I don't
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want anything pink or purple or green. They may be toys, but they need
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to be kept in the correct perspective."
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Tease.
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From: TURTLE
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: ]:)
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Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:31:10
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Message Number 14907
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>Like I said, I'm married, I'm NOT dead.
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No, but you /are/ a tease. :(
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:02:15
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Message Number 14908
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T> I've met D & Ders who have no life of their own; ditto for SCA-ians.
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T> And accountants.
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Grrr....I play D & D and I'm studying to be an accountant. I'm sorry
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to have to informed, but I do have a life.....well, at least I think I
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do?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Whips and chain
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:05:47
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Message Number 14909
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It's bad enough, what happened last time Saavik got a hold of your
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handcuffs, and not you're telling me that Kelly's got a whip too.
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Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while. Kelly's
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dangerous enough as it is. I'd hate to see what might happened if both
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her and Saavik got a hold of a couple of whips and a few pairs of
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handcuffs.
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From: ROBERT
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To: KYARA TOKYO
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:27:56
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Message Number 14910
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Robert leans back in his chair again as Kyara makes her move. "Well,
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now, truth be told, the idea of, ahem, 'having you' is fascinating.
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Still, that's 'hardly a sporting wager, now, is it? It 'ardly matters
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who wins, now, doesn't it?" He advances his king's knight to her king's
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knight 4. Almost immediately, she advances her rook's pawn to attack
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the knight. "There, you see? Aggression. Splendid!" Robert moves the
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knight again, this time bringing it down on Kyara's king's bishop's
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pawn. "We still 'haven't discussed terms, though, 'ave we? Should I win
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this wager...", he says as he examines her captured pawn, "what might
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there be in it for me? And should you prove victorious, 'ow might you
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take advantage of your victory?" Robert notices Kyara seems somewhat
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frustrated by his two-pronged attack. She hesitates for a moment, then
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decides on a queen move, bringing her queen to her king's 1. "A game
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this interesting needs stakes. Something to play /for/." That said,
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he captures her king's rook with his knight. She responds by attacking
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the knight with her queen, bringing it in to her king's bishop 1.
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Immediately, Robert moves the knight to Kyara's king's knight 3;
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after a brief moment she advances her queen's pawn to queen's 4.
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"Tsk," Robert says as he captures the pawn with his king's pawn.
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Kyara moves her queen to king's bishop 2. "Persistence," Robert
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says, "is an admirable trait. If you want it, it's yours." He shrugs
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and moves his king's pawn to her queen's bishop's 3, capturing her
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queen's knight. "So," he says as he removes the knight from the playing
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field, "the game is wide open. Your move, an' your wager."
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Anything butSex
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:49:58
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Message Number 14911
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Sorry to hear your answer to question #2. Oh, well.
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//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:50:56
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Message Number 14912
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SS> Only you could come up with something as totally useless and
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SS> boring as that.
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Would you, perhaps have preferred the "Complete Scott Steel,"
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compromizing all the messages written by Scott Steel?
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//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: THE SPECIALIST
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Subject: Anything butSex
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:53:40
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Message Number 14913
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That's a position I could be comfortable with. (What? We're in
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agreement? Well -- not totally. But it would be acceptable to me.)
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I have no problems, so long as no one actually sets up barriers to
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learning religion -- and they at least mention when religion is vital
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to understanding history.
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//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:58:58
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Message Number 14914
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Basically, that's how I see the Society: as a chance to escape
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reality for a short while. (Same as why I BBS.) Only when that becomes
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your reality (as Turtle points out) that it's a problem...
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//Dragonfly//
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===========
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: :>
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:00:13
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Message Number 14915
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<:SMOOCH!:> <:SMOOCH!:> <:SMOOCH!:>
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Dragonflies buzz all the time, when they're searching for a new
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pond, when they're having dinner, and when they're contemplating the
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contradictions between the General Theory of Relativity and quantum
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theory.
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//Dragonfly//
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===========
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Smart or Chain?
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:03:10
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Message Number 14916
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DrF> The "no bark" collar...
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S> The hard part is convincing them to put it on.
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It's very simple. First tell them that this collar will make them
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much wittier. Once they have it on, tell them "Brevity is the soul
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of wit."
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//Dragonfly//
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===========
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Smart 1 or Cat?
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:06:38
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Message Number 14917
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TS> But [cats] still beat dogs all hollow.
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T> Bravo! Well spoken.
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Thfffffffffffpt!
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//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Anything 2 add?
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:07:59
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Message Number 14918
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Mommy?
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From: KYARA TOKYO
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To: ROBERT
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:53:15
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Message Number 14921
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Kyara, not seeing the error that she had made in leaving her queen
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wide open for Robert's bishop, decides to capture Robert's more
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powerful piece (meaning the bishop). She moves her queen from king's
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bishop's 2 to his queen's bishop's 4 and removes the piece with
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a sign of joy and relief.
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"Well", she begins, "you're right. Whether I win or lose, I'll soon
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enough be alone with you. But /you/ were the one who asked if I wanted
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to up the stakes. What did you have in mind?"
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: votes on ST
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:32:24
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Message Number 14924
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T>ST V was a complete bomb.
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See, I told you I would have liked it even if it was a bomb. What can I
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say? There's very few ST things I don't like. Even if it wasn
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wasn't the best, I still walked away with something I enjoyed.
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===========
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: Seriously now
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:34:17
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Message Number 14925
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Come on, seriously now. I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would
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have with whips..... (ouch). Yeah, I was just teasing, I wouldn't whip
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any body..... in pain there is no pleasure.
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From: SAAVIK
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To: TURTLE
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Subject: ]:)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:36:52
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Message Number 14926
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T>No, but you /are/ a tease. :(
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Who? Me? (batting eyelashes) Never!!!! I leave all the teasing to Lady
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in Red....., she's the expert.
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===========
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From: SAAVIK
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To: SCOTT STEEL
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Subject: Whips and chain
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:39:11
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Message Number 14927
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SS>I'd hate to see what would happen if Kelly and Saavik got a hold of
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a couple of whips and handcuffs.
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Hmmmm. (side note to Turtle) Maybe I *do* see some "fun" in whips and
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chains........
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We could have a new convention..... Sadistcon. Naw!
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From: SAAVIK
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To: DRAGONFLY
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Subject: Life (sigh)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:44:27
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Message Number 14928
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DF>Only when that becomes your reality that it's a problem.
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Same with everything. Too much of anything may not be too good (guess
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it depends on what it is). I know too many people who have a hard time
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relating to reality after slipping off into some "fantasical phase".
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Like performing... as in muscicans and actors/actresses. Most of the
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muscicians I know lead very unhappy day lives because of it. The reality
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of a "day" job and bills, checkbooks, life bullshit is almost too much
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for them to handle after a night of "rock n roll".
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From: SAAVIK
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To: DRAGONFLY
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Subject: :>
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:49:31
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Message Number 14929
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Is that to imply that all that Dragonflies do is pond-hop, eat, and
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philososize ( I know that's not how you spell it).
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Saavique
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From: ROBERT
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To: KYARA TOKYO
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 15:46:02
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Message Number 14930
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Robert, for his part, promptly advances his king's pawn again,
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capturing Kyara's queen's knight's pawn. He sets the captured piece
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carefully next to the other pieces waiting on the sidelines, and
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steeples his hands together in front of him. "'ardly seems fair,
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negotiating terms when I have the advantage," he says, indicating the
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board before them. "Shall we discuss terms? Seems pretty straightforward
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so far, victor to 'ave 'is way with the vanquished, yes? For a length
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of time to be determined by both parties...shall we say, two days?"
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Kyara captures Robert's kings pawn with her queen's bishop as he
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continues, "Conditions to be met by the vanquished in bed and out,
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naturally." He reaches down without looking at the board and moves his
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knight to capture Kyara's king's pawn. Kyara moves her queen from
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queen's bishop's 5 to queen's 5; Robert responds with a queen move,
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moving his queen from queen's 1 to king's 2. He smiles slightly at
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Kyara's evident frustration; she does not appear to realize the position
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she is in. Her queen's bishop captures Robert's pawn at his king's
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knight's 1; an excellent tactical move, he thinks, if a little late.
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With the barest smile, he moves his knight from king's 5 to queen's
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bishop's 5. "Check," he says. Nope, she doesn't see the danger of
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his attack; she moves her king to queen's 2. Robert's knight captures
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Kyara's queen. "'Ave yourself at a bit of a disadvantage 'ere, Mate."
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Robert says. "Care to resign the game? Or shall we play for the other
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for three days?"
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From: KYARA TOKYO
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To: ROBERT
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 16:21:04
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Message Number 14931
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Kyara moves her pawn from her bishop's 2 to bishop's 3, this way she
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can block Robert's rather imposing queen. Robert effortlessly moves
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his queen up two spaces and takes Kyara's knight's pawn. For crying
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out loud, I never got to move the damn thing, she thinks, and to top
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it off he just put me in check again. She moves the king back to his
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starting position. Robert nonchalantly captures Kyara's rook. Another
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piece dead where it stands, and again, Kyara's in check. "Robert, I
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want you to understand something," she begins, "Two days is fine, but
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nothing degrading, like wanting to tie me up. I won't go for that.
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I assume that, if you win, I'll be your servant as well? Would you
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consider having that be the terms of the next game? You have me at
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quite a disadvantage as it stands now." Seeing that Robert seems to
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be concentrating on the game, yet confident that he did indeed hear her
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she moves her king to king's bishop's two. Robert moves his king's
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rook over to where the knight started out. Obviously, he's attacking
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my bishop, so she moves it in front of his rook's pawn. Well, the
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tension of the game has seemed to relaxed some, so she decides to
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ask Robert again, "Robert, how about next game?"
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: DRAGONFLY
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Subject: Anything butSex
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:09:19
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Message Number 14932
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DF> Sorry to hear your answer to question #2. Oh, well.
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Deal with it!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Seriously now
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:12:49
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Message Number 14933
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SA> ..in pain there is no pleasure.
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"Pleasure and pain feel the same when the night is through." (Quoted)
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Did John Cougar Melonhead write a song about pleasure and pain.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: ]:)
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:14:22
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Message Number 14934
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SA> Who? Me? (batting eyelashes) Never!!! I leave all the teasing to
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SA? Lady in Red....., she's the expert.
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Bullshit, well, at least, partially. She is an expert at flirting, but
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you run a close second.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
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To: SAAVIK
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Subject: Whips and chain
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:16:37
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Message Number 14935
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SA> We could have a new convention...Sadistcon.
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Well, I wouldn't be there.
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From: ROBERT
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To: KYARA TOKYO
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:24:31
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Message Number 14936
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"Degrading? My dear, there is nothing at all 'degrading' about being
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restrained." Robert smiles again as he sacks her queen's bishop's
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pawn with his king. "Tsk. Besides, what would be the sport of degrading
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one's worthwhile opponent, now? I think it's a wee bit early to be
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setting terms for our next game. But, I'm sure if the prospect of my
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taking advantage of your services out of bed as well is a trifle steep,
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you would resign the game, yes? There is no dishonor in resigning a
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lost cause." He smiles in what is calculated to be an infuriating manner
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and covers her hand with his on the tabletop. "Or do you plan to see
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this through to the end?"
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From: OPUS
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To: ALL!
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Subject: Uh/.
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 18:06:23
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Message Number 14937
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Something to Ponder:
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If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a darn good
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good chance I wasn't yet?
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Opus!
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From: KYARA TOKYO
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To: ROBERT
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Subject: Continuing...
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Date & Time: 04/11/91 19:25:16
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Message Number 14938
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Robert says "Or do you plan to see this through to the end?"
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Kyara coos back, "Oh, yes, I do. But on my terms." She stands up and
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walks around the table and straddles Robert's lap, 'accidently' knocking
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the game on the floor. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that." she
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chuckles. Kyara leans over and kisses Robert, and whispers softly, "I
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guess, I lose? Or did I win?"
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"Shall we ajourn to the room? " Seeing that a little resentment is
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still in Robert's eye about her dumping the game. She reaches for his
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cheek and turns him to face her. She kisses him again, and sweetly
|
||
coos, "I promise that I'll play you again when we're done playing."
|
||
Returning to his lips again, she kisses him even deeper.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: WHITE KNIGHT
|
||
To: SYSOP
|
||
Subject: tink,s
|
||
Date & Time: 04/11/91 20:36:25
|
||
Message Number 14939
|
||
|
||
YO ON TINK'S HOURS ARE FROM 10PM TO 6AM. THANKS, SYSOP AT TINKS, CALL AN
|
||
JOIN IN FELLOW SYSOP.
|
||
TERRY
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Anything butSex
|
||
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:15:49
|
||
Message Number 14940
|
||
|
||
DF> What do y'all think about...
|
||
|
||
Well I'm in wholehearted agreement with the spirit of what you propose
|
||
but unfortunately there are always those that would pimp their own
|
||
brand of theology at the expense of another. WOuldn't happen? I
|
||
livewd in Utah where the Mormons literally run the state. It is no
|
||
coincidence that there is an Mormon "Institute of Religion" next
|
||
to every school in the state. It is an "optional" class but it is
|
||
also widely known as a easy "A" so that most people take advamtange of
|
||
it to boost their grades. Next to the colleges and Universities there
|
||
are grown up versions of these same institutes. Then the other
|
||
extreme is where folks that are firm believers in the sciences without
|
||
religious faith ridicule, hound and lambast those that are so
|
||
"ignorant" and "foolish" to believe in a divine being. Bahh! We
|
||
for the most part are at the mercy of opinionated fools whatever
|
||
direction their opinions may take.
|
||
|
||
A disilli\usioned JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Character
|
||
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:24:00
|
||
Message Number 14941
|
||
|
||
Whoa there Hoss! Jeez bub - I really hate to be a literary critic
|
||
but wow - I can't help it. First you have a charactewr that is
|
||
ninja pulling up a raft and starting to eat lunch first. She complains
|
||
about eating fish? Man the orientals subsist on fish! That would be
|
||
a most unusual thing for an oriental. Then she stashes her raft and
|
||
tries to camoflage it. In character she would have stashed it first,
|
||
surveyed the area, THEN made camp and ate lunch. As far as relief
|
||
at finding a path... in a strange country a path is the LAST thing that
|
||
someone that was trained in stealth would consider taking. Then
|
||
you have her ordering steak and eggs and /milk/ in the bar. Now
|
||
personally I have a tough time seeing the steak and eggs but the
|
||
milk is a definate faus pas. Most orientals lack the necessary
|
||
enzymes needed to break down milk - it makes them physically ill
|
||
to drink milk! Matter of fact caucasians are the only race that
|
||
can consistenly drink milk as adults. Then before she even eats she
|
||
butts in on a partially finished chess game and starts seducing the
|
||
guy even though she has to be pooped.
|
||
Slow down Scott - the story ain't goin anywhere - you'll get laid
|
||
soon enough I'm sure!
|
||
A Critical JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: TRS-80
|
||
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:48:07
|
||
Message Number 14942
|
||
|
||
DrF> Two mainframes that were housed with him...
|
||
I thought theye were still there...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/11/91 23:52:58
|
||
Message Number 14943
|
||
|
||
SS> It's bad enough, what happened last time Saazick got a hold of your
|
||
handcuffs, and now you're telling me that Kelly's got a whip too.
|
||
Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while. Kelly's
|
||
dangerous enough as it is. I'd hate to see what might happened if
|
||
both her and Saavik got a hold of a couple of whips and a few pairs of
|
||
handcuffs.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Oh Scott what is the matter, afraid of a little bit of erotic pain?
|
||
Look I got two whips, they come in two sizes small and large. Any way
|
||
some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:04:31
|
||
Message Number 14944
|
||
|
||
S>... in pain there is no pleasure.
|
||
|
||
I disagree, in a little bit if pain their can be a great deal of
|
||
pleasure.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: Uh/.
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:08:43
|
||
Message Number 14945
|
||
|
||
Always remember and never forget, Over is over Under but Under is under
|
||
done.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Storyboard
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:30:56
|
||
Message Number 14946
|
||
|
||
Stop being so critical Jonboy. I t's my character, let me run it the
|
||
way I want to.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:32:20
|
||
Message Number 14947
|
||
|
||
I didn't know about that. I wonder about you sometimes Cystal.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:39:13
|
||
Message Number 14948
|
||
|
||
>I'm sorry to have to informed, but I do have a life...
|
||
|
||
Yes. A sense of grammar, no. A life, yes. ("I'm sorry to have to
|
||
informed"??)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:40:05
|
||
Message Number 14949
|
||
|
||
>Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while.
|
||
|
||
Me thinks you be a chicken.
|
||
|
||
>I'd hate to think of what would happen if her and Saavik got ahold of
|
||
a couple of whips and a few pairs of handcuffs.
|
||
|
||
Yeah...wouldn't it be wonderful? (Staring dreamily off into space.)
|
||
By the way, shouldn't that be "if Saavik and she got ahold of..."?
|
||
(Heh, heh, heh.)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:43:17
|
||
Message Number 14950
|
||
|
||
>Come on, seriously now.
|
||
|
||
All right, if you insist. Hmph.
|
||
|
||
>I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would have with whips...
|
||
|
||
Ditto. It's good for making people ner...Ah say, NERVOUS, though.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:44:20
|
||
Message Number 14951
|
||
|
||
>I leave all the teasing to Lady in Red.....,
|
||
|
||
No, you don't.
|
||
|
||
>...she's the expert.
|
||
|
||
I'll take your word for it...but you must be at the very least a
|
||
talented understudy, yesssss?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:46:20
|
||
Message Number 14952
|
||
|
||
>Did John Cougar Melonhead...
|
||
|
||
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snurk* Hee, hee, hee. *gasp* *gasp* "John Cougar
|
||
Melonhead"...oh, that is classic! Heh heh heh.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Character
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:49:52
|
||
Message Number 14953
|
||
|
||
>A Critical JonBoy
|
||
|
||
Hey, you ought to introduce a character, you know?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: TRS-80
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:50:25
|
||
Message Number 14954
|
||
|
||
>I thought theye were still there...
|
||
|
||
The PDP's? Naah. They're living with Dragonfly now. Kelly put her foot
|
||
down on living with computers that draw more power than the rest of the
|
||
apartment complex put together. Plus they're noisy, ugly, and kind of
|
||
tempermental. (OTOH, if we ever get a bigger place...)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:52:37
|
||
Message Number 14955
|
||
|
||
>I wonder about you sometimes Crystal.
|
||
|
||
Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Anything butSex
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:14:29
|
||
Message Number 14956
|
||
|
||
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you! :)
|
||
|
||
::SMOOCH:: to you!
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:15:39
|
||
Message Number 14957
|
||
|
||
Okey Dokey, I was just stating that I think that Dragonfly is
|
||
cool...
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
/
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:17:20
|
||
Message Number 14958
|
||
|
||
Blah, I shan't really care to mention what...But I shall have to
|
||
anyway... Well, it seems that I have gotten a female pregnant, and I am
|
||
only 17 years of age, in sept. I shall be 18. Anyways, she has had a
|
||
test, in which case, it turned out POSITIVE. BLAH! Anyways, I do want
|
||
a kid, but I don't...See, I want a real relatinship, but all of the
|
||
females around here are not mature enough (never thought I would hear me
|
||
saying something like that!) and I would really like to have a good one.
|
||
But it seems that this has just occured, since I was over there tonight,
|
||
and she told me this while we were in the pool together, and BOY, I was
|
||
kinda stunned, 'cause I was kinda thinking that she was kidding, but I
|
||
guess that we shall have to be together. BUT I LIKE HER A LOT! And I
|
||
would not really mind being with her the rest of my life, and she asked
|
||
me tonight, if I would mind marrying her, and I kinda said, Not really,
|
||
'cause I like you a lot, and as I went under, I heard her say 'I would-
|
||
n't mind marrying you', although I acted like I didn't hear her. So,
|
||
anyways, that is my most wonderful story, and I think that I am going to
|
||
commit Suicide or something ignerant like that. I mean, hell, I know
|
||
that I get along with children GREAT!, but I df
|
||
-- But I don't think that 'I' need one...Especially now ...
|
||
17? And so is she... Think about it...
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:26:58
|
||
Message Number 14959
|
||
|
||
Thank you, and the same applies to you too! :)
|
||
|
||
|
||
::smooch::
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:28:06
|
||
Message Number 14960
|
||
|
||
You forgot cute, too! :)
|
||
|
||
|
||
::smooch::
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: !!:>
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:29:22
|
||
Message Number 14961
|
||
|
||
Damn, and I thought that I say things that I don't even under-
|
||
stand...
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:30:58
|
||
Message Number 14962
|
||
|
||
HAH, Anyways, I suppose that is true, I have met some myself!
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: PROFESSOR
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: TRS-80
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 08:27:42
|
||
Message Number 14966
|
||
|
||
Three Model I's? What in the world would you do with them? I had one
|
||
until a year ago. I gave it away when I moved. It didn't get used
|
||
anymore. Got replaced with a Tandy 1000EX. Radio Shack may be
|
||
expensive, but their stuff is reliable and they support it FOREVER.
|
||
You don't know of a Model 4P anywhere, do you?
|
||
Professor
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: ALL THAT CAN HELP...
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 15:13:29
|
||
Message Number 14968
|
||
|
||
To all of you : I have a serious problem that I would like some
|
||
feedback on...I am only 17 years of age, I am going on 18 fairly soon,
|
||
and there is this slight problem of me getting a female pregnant, and I
|
||
don't know if this is such a good idea, because of the fact that she
|
||
wants to keep this child. I am in a very intense situation that I am
|
||
not completely ready to handle. I TRULLY do want a relationship like
|
||
this one, although I am not really sure that it is the right thing to
|
||
do. She is also 17 years of age, and she still thinks that she wants to
|
||
keep it. I have no problem with that, except the fact that /WE/ will
|
||
not be able to run a normal life with a kid. She asked if I would
|
||
be likely to marry her, and I said, of course, I like you a hell of a
|
||
lot, and I would do anything for you, (as I have before.), and I would
|
||
not mind marrying her, except that I think that I am too young, and, I
|
||
am not sure of this. So /PLEASE/ if you have anything (NICE) to say
|
||
towards this problem, then please help me out here. I picked this BBS
|
||
because I thought that all of you were very inteligant, and people that
|
||
I could concur with. So please, write me...::sigh::...Thank you...
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! De(pressed)ath Fennec -- ;>
|
||
|
||
|
||
(more like -- Demoralizing Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: Uh/.
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 16:51:15
|
||
Message Number 14969
|
||
|
||
O> If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a dran good chance I
|
||
O> wasn't yet?
|
||
|
||
Today was tomorrow yesterday, ain't it funny how the time just slips
|
||
away. (Ozzy Osborne)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Anything butSex
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 16:54:21
|
||
Message Number 14970
|
||
|
||
Well, let me tell you something about Mormons. FIrst of all, I can;t
|
||
(can't) stand them. I doesn't surprise me that they would have an easy
|
||
A type class just to expose more people to their twisted religion.
|
||
When I was a strong Christian I was witnessing to this guy I worked
|
||
with. He was considering Mormonism, and was trying to convert him to
|
||
Christianity. He asked me if I was willing to meet with him and some
|
||
mormons. I said that I would and when I got there. I was facing off
|
||
against three mormons. Not just your run-of-the-mill mormons, mind
|
||
you, these were ELDERS! Me, sixteen years old, if that, trying to argue
|
||
mormonism with three mormon elders. The incredible thing was that I
|
||
won. After I had done some more research, I discovered that the entire
|
||
Book of Mormon (which they believe is even more divinely written than
|
||
the Bible) was supposely written by the seed of Ephraim. (Ephraim was
|
||
one of the twelve sons of Abraham, who were supposed to lead the Israel-
|
||
ite people.) Well, I found a passage in the Bible that said, "I
|
||
shall cast you out of my sight, you and the entire seed of Ephraim."
|
||
That was God speaking to Ephraim. Well, I called the mormon elder and
|
||
told him what I had found. He was like "er.....um.......er......hmmm...
|
||
.....er....uh.....well,.....I'm sure there's a explanation for that."
|
||
|
||
He never called again.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Character
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:05:28
|
||
Message Number 14971
|
||
|
||
Well, thanks but no thanks for your opinion of my character. If you
|
||
recall, this storyboard is fictional. Morphs and the like. Well, I
|
||
can modify my character anyway I see fit. Period. I haven't
|
||
seen /your/ character on the storyboard yet! Also, I just didn't see
|
||
the sense of wasting time resting and adding /all/ the little details.
|
||
I think it would have been boring for the other users. Secondly, I
|
||
worked rather hard on that intro, I like it. I'm sorry if it didn't
|
||
match up to /your/ standards. (dripping with sarcasm)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:10:16
|
||
Message Number 14972
|
||
|
||
CR> ...Any way some things are much more appealint than they at
|
||
> first may sound.
|
||
|
||
I don't know about you sometimes!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:13:13
|
||
Message Number 14973
|
||
|
||
SS> I'd ahte to think of what wuold happen if Saavik and sher got ahold
|
||
SS> of a couple of whiops and a few pairs of handcuffs.
|
||
T> Yeah...wouldn't it be wonderful? (Staring dreamily off into space.)
|
||
|
||
Er...um..I'm not into pain Turtle. I try to avoid it. But, I must
|
||
admit that when one chick I was with gripped my thighs with her nails
|
||
during orgasm, it was rather pleasureable.
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:18:23
|
||
Message Number 14974
|
||
|
||
T> HAHAHAHA!! *snurk* Hee, hee, hee. *gasp* *gasp* "john Cougar
|
||
T> Melonhead"...oh, that is classic! Heh heh heh.
|
||
|
||
Thanks. It's always nice to make you laugh.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:20:46
|
||
Message Number 14975
|
||
|
||
T> Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D
|
||
|
||
Like you /don't/ enjoy it. hehehehe
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:23:31
|
||
Message Number 14976
|
||
|
||
DEFE> ..I think I am going to commit suicide or somethin ignorant like
|
||
DEFE> that.
|
||
|
||
Don't even think about pal! You told me in chat once that you wanted
|
||
a serious relationship, well, now you've got one. Work with it. Show
|
||
me that you're the responsible person that you said you could be.
|
||
Your going to be a father now, so work with it. And call me if you nee
|
||
(need) to talk.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:29:23
|
||
Message Number 14977
|
||
|
||
Like I said, stick it out. If she loves you and you love her then at
|
||
least try to work it out. I've been through an abortion and it damn
|
||
near destroyed me. And if she's thinking about keeping the baby,
|
||
there's no way that she'
|
||
(she'd) give it up for adoption.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:38:17
|
||
Message Number 14978
|
||
|
||
SA>No One will ever enter my yard with intent to harm my family or
|
||
SA>property as long as she is patrolling.
|
||
|
||
Unless they have a gun with a silencer.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Lori
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:39:28
|
||
Message Number 14979
|
||
|
||
Good. You & me & Jonboy can gang up on her. Or maybe just me & JB...
|
||
or maybe just me...heheheh.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:41:42
|
||
Message Number 14980
|
||
|
||
DF>...slapping ...spiked collar...
|
||
|
||
T>*Pow!* (crunch) Yikes, that looked painful.
|
||
|
||
HEHAHHEEHAHEHAHAHHEHAHEEEEHAHAHAHAHH*gasp*HEHSHAHEHSHEHHEHEHAHAHEHAHEHEH
|
||
*cough*HEHEHAHEHAHEHEHEHHehehehhehee hee hee...*breath* *whew!*
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Anything butSex
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:54:59
|
||
Message Number 14981
|
||
|
||
JB>We for the most part are at the mercy of opinionated fools whatever
|
||
JB>direction thier opinions may take.
|
||
|
||
Ah, an excellent point! And extrememly well spoken!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Character
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:56:34
|
||
Message Number 14982
|
||
|
||
JB>[Unneeded critique on Scott Steel's character]
|
||
|
||
Hey, you. Shut up...I don't see *your* character anywhere in there.
|
||
|
||
"Critics are people who do nothing...therefore they feel entitleed
|
||
to judge. Bah!" Jubal Harshaw
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: PROFESSOR
|
||
Subject: TRS-80
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 19:04:23
|
||
Message Number 14983
|
||
|
||
P>Radio Shack may be expensive
|
||
|
||
Expensive junk...
|
||
|
||
P>but thier stuff is reliable
|
||
|
||
Yes, you always know that sooner or later it's going to break down.
|
||
|
||
P>and they support it FOREVER.
|
||
|
||
Yes, or until they come out with the next one, whichever comes first.
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 19:07:02
|
||
Message Number 14984
|
||
|
||
Rough. Have you two spoken with your parents yet? What do they
|
||
think of the situation?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:00:30
|
||
Message Number 14988
|
||
|
||
My girlfriend and I had the same situation. She had the test but
|
||
didn't wait long enough and it came out positive. A little while
|
||
later, she looked at it and it was negative. The test your
|
||
girlfriend had was one of the self quick tests, wasn't it. If it
|
||
was, those things are sometimes have specific directions and if
|
||
you don't do it exactly, it goes out wrong. If your positive she's
|
||
pregnant, and she wants the kid, just stay with her and don't leave
|
||
her. I think it's kinda silly keeping a baby at 17 though. I'm
|
||
not saying that you're wrong or anything(hell, I'm only 1? myself) but
|
||
do you know how much it's going to cost? What do your parents think of
|
||
all this... if they know. And will they help you with the money and
|
||
everything? Whatever happens, I hope you and she are happy toghther
|
||
and I hope everything happens for the better.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: 1500
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:13:06
|
||
Message Number 14989
|
||
|
||
Do you all realize that I'm really close to getting 15000? Pretty neat
|
||
huh?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: modems
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:14:17
|
||
Message Number 14990
|
||
|
||
Does anyone have anything above a 1200 baud modem for sale. Please
|
||
drop a message if you do. I'm looking for one to buy and I'm going
|
||
to sell my 1200.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:15:45
|
||
Message Number 14991
|
||
|
||
This message is even closer to the greatest message in the world.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: 15000]
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:16:47
|
||
Message Number 14992
|
||
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000000 000000
|
||
11 55 00 00 000 000 00 00
|
||
11 55555 00 00 000 000 00 00
|
||
11 55 00 00 000 000 00 00
|
||
11111111 55555 000000 0000000 000000
|
||
|
||
|
||
e
|
||
iiiii sssss
|
||
i ss
|
||
i sssss
|
||
i ss
|
||
iiiii sssss
|
||
mmmmm iiiii nnn n eeeee
|
||
m m m i n n n e
|
||
m m m i n n n eee
|
||
m m m i n n n e
|
||
m m m iiiii n nnn eeeee
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: anything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:23:04
|
||
Message Number 14993
|
||
|
||
If anyone has anything to say, please go ahead and do so... I now
|
||
give you permission.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:24:22
|
||
Message Number 14994
|
||
|
||
I don't suppose any one had any modems because i didn't get a message
|
||
from anyone. Im lonely. And i can't spel eiter. Please leave me a
|
||
message if you're bored because i am too.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: all
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:26:24
|
||
Message Number 14995
|
||
|
||
does anyone know why I am typing these messages?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: all
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:27:12
|
||
Message Number 14996
|
||
|
||
If you don't know, read the next message. Does that sound OK to you
|
||
all?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: because
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:28:17
|
||
Message Number 14997
|
||
|
||
I'm typing this message so I can get the great message. The
|
||
grand daddy of them all.So far. 15000!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: friends
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:30:12
|
||
Message Number 14998
|
||
|
||
I had to type 13 message just to get the message coming up in two
|
||
messages. Pretty lame huh?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:31:17
|
||
Message Number 14999
|
||
|
||
Dont forget to read the next message.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: RAT
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:33:43
|
||
Message Number 15000
|
||
|
||
111111111111 55555555555 000000000000 00000000 00000000000
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
11111 55555555555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
111111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
11111 55555 000000 0000 000 000 0000 00000
|
||
111111111111111 55555555555 000000000000 00000000 00000000000
|
||
This here message is 15000. It is the best message as I am typing.
|
||
Just because I got it, doesn't mean you cant get the next one.
|
||
It took me years of school to learn how to get great messages like this
|
||
one. If you try hard enough, you can have anything. The next good
|
||
message is 15151 and then 15555 and then 16000 .....but those won't ever
|
||
be better than 15000! Ha Ha Ha He He He!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:10:53
|
||
Message Number 15001
|
||
|
||
I'm bored of reading your messages leading up to 15000. BTW, how much
|
||
are you looking to get for your 1200 baud modem? I
|
||
will be needing one when The Specialist and I get our BBs set up.
|
||
Launch date will be sometime in May.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: friends
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:12:40
|
||
Message Number 15002
|
||
|
||
R> Pretty lame huh?
|
||
|
||
Yep. You accused me of cheating to get a message number and now you're
|
||
doing to same thing I did. CHEATER!!!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:55:13
|
||
Message Number 15004
|
||
|
||
>...and I think that I am going to commit Suicide or something ignorant
|
||
>like that...
|
||
|
||
Well, lesse here. A simple cost/benefit analysis might be in order.
|
||
First, Suicide. Disadvantages: Well, it's permanent, nothing good can
|
||
ever happen to you again, the kid gets raised without a father, every-
|
||
one you know gets pissed off, you don't get to see how things turn out,
|
||
the world goes on without you. Advantages: None.
|
||
Staying alive. Disadvantages: Diapers, income tax. Advantages: walks on
|
||
the beach, the thought that raising a kid doesn't take forever, trips
|
||
to Disney World, computers, sunsets, driving fast to the middle of no-
|
||
where in the middle of the night, Mountain Dew, loud music, cool movies,
|
||
good friends, roller coasters, pizza, Christmas, full moons, Furry
|
||
Parties, hot horny foxes, good books, The Far Side, George Carlin,
|
||
voting against George Bush, and the disadvantages from #1 above
|
||
do not apply. Plus, you still have the option of doing something more
|
||
interesting than decomposing, ya know?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE PROFESSOR
|
||
Subject: TRS-80
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:12:59
|
||
Message Number 15005
|
||
|
||
>Three Model I's? What ii the world do you do with them?
|
||
|
||
Not much, truth be told. I used to have a model 4P, but those machines
|
||
have some really bizzare problems and tend to eat power supplies. No,
|
||
I don't know of any anywhere.
|
||
|
||
You want to talk weird ancinet computers? Sitting next to my Model 4 is
|
||
an Apple Lisa that thinks it's a Macintosh. It'll kinda run Mac
|
||
software, sort of, as long as the program is reasonably well-behaved
|
||
and follows all of Apple's guidelines religiously. Games, of course,
|
||
generally don't do to well on the Lisa.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:17:18
|
||
Message Number 15006
|
||
|
||
T> Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D
|
||
SS>Like you /don't/ enjoy it.
|
||
|
||
Well, I didn't say THAT.... heh heh.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:18:30
|
||
Message Number 15007
|
||
|
||
>Unless they have a gun with a silencer.
|
||
|
||
Or a squirt gun full of ammonia, or a crossbow, or a billy club, or
|
||
a tazer, or...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:20:43
|
||
Message Number 15008
|
||
|
||
>Rough. Have you two spoken to your parents yet?
|
||
|
||
Funny you should mention that. Neither Fennec nor his girlfriend are
|
||
on speaking terms with their parents. It also doesn't help that Fennec's
|
||
parents are fanatic Fundamentalists of the type that make Jerry Falwell
|
||
shake his head and say "Those people need to lighten up."
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:23:22
|
||
Message Number 15009
|
||
|
||
*Sigh*
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SHANDRA
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: Moving
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:26:41
|
||
Message Number 15010
|
||
|
||
"Kheblan, huh? How did you get here? Who attacked you?" If anything,
|
||
the little morph is looking even more incoherent than before, and
|
||
thoughts of serious brain damage are running through my head.
|
||
In the rear of the bar, I notice the young human I vaguely noticed
|
||
before climbing all over Robert. "Oh, God," I think. Under my breath,
|
||
I mutter "I say, what subtlety!" in my best Cockney accent. In response
|
||
to the morph's questioning look, I shake my head and say "Never mind."
|
||
My tail is twitching again; with an effort, I stop it. "Do you
|
||
remember anything at all?"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: ROBERT
|
||
To: KYARA TOKYO
|
||
Subject: Hello...
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:32:36
|
||
Message Number 15011
|
||
|
||
"I say, 'ow subtle!" Robert says when he gets the opportunity. "I may
|
||
assume you 'ave decided to resign the game, then?" He shifts to one side
|
||
and slides the young lady off his lap. "Seems like restraint is a con-
|
||
cept you should become acquainted with." He straightens his suit and
|
||
adjusts the lapels with exaggerated care. "By the terms of our agreement
|
||
I rather think I should be making the next move, don't you? An' I
|
||
think that I still 'aven't eaten my breakfast yet." He signals to the
|
||
barmaid, and orders two eggs, toast, and coffee. With another grin,
|
||
he waves his hand over the board and says "While we wait, 'ow about
|
||
another game?"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:52:35
|
||
Message Number 15012
|
||
|
||
(On dogs vs cats)
|
||
|
||
Well - I like just about any critter (and I mean ANY) but my buddy
|
||
Captain has been with me for 9 years now and a more trustworthy
|
||
companion you couldn't find anywhere. Cats are Ok, but I really
|
||
prefer the company of my dog because we can /do/ things together
|
||
and he /wants/ to. Cats are pretty indifferent and absolutely
|
||
refuse to participate in outdoor events. Besides - I have three
|
||
neighbors that have been broken into but my neighbor that has a
|
||
dog and myself were not even considered (or they changed their
|
||
mind very rapidly!). For sheer versatility and a buddy/buddy
|
||
relationship - dogs can't be beat.
|
||
|
||
A Dog-Lovin JonBoy
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: JONBOY
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:07:31
|
||
Message Number 15013
|
||
|
||
DF> marriage
|
||
Arrrggggghhhhhhh! Bad bad bad bad Death Fennec! Don't screw up
|
||
even worse than you already have! Marriage is not a solution to
|
||
a bad birth control problem. Please reconsider at great length.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:38:30
|
||
Message Number 15014
|
||
|
||
T> ...It also doesn't help that Fennec's parents are fanatic Fundamental
|
||
ists of the type that make Jerry Falwell shake his head and say "Those
|
||
people need to lighten up."
|
||
|
||
Wonderful, I'd love to be there when he tells them about her being
|
||
pregnant. I love reminding "Christians" of their obligation to love
|
||
and forgive endlessly, and how they need to be support their children,
|
||
no matter how bad to behave. I swear that parents love to quote teh
|
||
(the) scripture that says, Children obey your parents. But they seem
|
||
to ignore the scripture that is right next to it. Parents don't do
|
||
anything to cause your child to be angry. (Not these are not exact
|
||
quote, sue me.)
|
||
|
||
s
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KYARA TOKYO
|
||
To: ROBERT
|
||
Subject: Hello...
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:48:39
|
||
Message Number 15015
|
||
|
||
With a frustrated, sarcastic tone Kyara retorts, "I say, you are so
|
||
stuffy. I guess we can play another game though." She reaches down and
|
||
starts picking up the pieces, and realizes that Robert hasn't move, she
|
||
says, "What, are you dead? You could help me here?"
|
||
Robert leans down and assists Kyara with gathering the pieces. With
|
||
that done, they reset the game. "Well, I believe that you have the
|
||
first move this game." She has a look of frustration and comtempt that
|
||
is intentionally obvious.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:49:09
|
||
Message Number 15019
|
||
|
||
"Hurt so good, come one, Baby, make it hurt so good,
|
||
Sometimes love don't feel like it should,
|
||
You make it [thump thump] hurt so good" Guitar Rif.
|
||
|
||
John Cougar Melancamp (head).
|
||
|
||
/\/\/\_________Kick start my heart, will ya? Saavik, LTD (tm)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:51:04
|
||
Message Number 15020
|
||
|
||
SS>She (Red) is an expert at flirting, but you run a close second.
|
||
|
||
(sigh) Always second best.........(sigh)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:52:12
|
||
Message Number 15021
|
||
|
||
SA>We could have .......... Sadistcon.
|
||
SS>Well, I wouldn't be there.
|
||
|
||
We'll miss you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: Uh/.
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:53:42
|
||
Message Number 15022
|
||
|
||
Quoting Popeye.
|
||
|
||
"I y'am what I y'am." (Toot Toot)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:58:13
|
||
Message Number 15023
|
||
|
||
CY to SS>Any way, some things are much more appealing then they at first
|
||
may sound.
|
||
|
||
Hehehe. *Crack that whip* ----- Devo.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:59:24
|
||
Message Number 15024
|
||
|
||
CY>In a little bit of pain there can be a great deal of pleasure.
|
||
|
||
Ok, I concede that. But then it isn't really pain, is it??? :)
|
||
|
||
=======*S A A V I Q U E*=========
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:02:26
|
||
Message Number 15025
|
||
|
||
Say, does Kelly have a nightstick???? Hehehe. Reminds me of that ZZ top
|
||
song....."She might get out her nightstick, and hurt me real, real bad"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:03:25
|
||
Message Number 15026
|
||
|
||
T>But you must be at the very least a talented understudy, yesssss?
|
||
|
||
Aye, Mate, the Lady in Red taught me everything I knows. We been 'mates'
|
||
since 1975........
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:11:18
|
||
Message Number 15027
|
||
|
||
Cute??? (blush)
|
||
|
||
My nose is glowing, I'm flying........"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!"
|
||
|
||
=======*S A A V I Q U E*=========
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:17:02
|
||
Message Number 15028
|
||
|
||
TS:Unless they have a gun with a silencer.
|
||
|
||
Oh, sure. Well, tell me "what" security system is fool proof!!!!!!
|
||
I didn't say she was perfect...... in fact, she's rather goofy. She
|
||
grins and it's the stupidest looking thing......:)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:22:25
|
||
Message Number 15029
|
||
|
||
I have but one thing to say to you, Oh mighty God of Message # 15000.
|
||
|
||
There ain't no point in movin' on, if ya got no where to go....
|
||
|
||
15555 is the number that rules!!!!!!!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:23:58
|
||
Message Number 15030
|
||
|
||
Don't get a 1200, get a 2400. The price difference isn't that much.
|
||
|
||
=======*S A A V I Q U E*=========
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:25:47
|
||
Message Number 15031
|
||
|
||
T> (speaking on advantages of living)
|
||
|
||
That was beautiful, Turtle. Truly, beautiful.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:27:27
|
||
Message Number 15032
|
||
|
||
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but before the taser or the billy club, or the ammonia
|
||
gets her, she's going to bark her fool head off. And have you ever tried
|
||
to beat of a vicious dog?????? It isn't as easy as it looks in the
|
||
movies.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:31:00
|
||
Message Number 15033
|
||
|
||
Yay!!! Chock one more up for the Dogs!!!!!!!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: P.WHIPPED
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: lyrics
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:23:25
|
||
Message Number 15035
|
||
|
||
"Living and dying,
|
||
laughing and crying,
|
||
it's all the same
|
||
when you're six feet below."
|
||
|
||
Metallica
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: P.WHIPPED
|
||
To: P.WHIPPED
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:27:15
|
||
Message Number 15036
|
||
|
||
I got message #15036!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
hahahahehehahahaha
|
||
|
||
yippee
|
||
|
||
P.Whipped
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:46:02
|
||
Message Number 15037
|
||
|
||
SA> "Hurt so good....." - John Cougar Melonhead.
|
||
|
||
That's the song I was thinking of.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:47:15
|
||
Message Number 15038
|
||
|
||
SA> (sigh) Always second best......(sigh)
|
||
|
||
Oh, now, don't downing yourself....you know how we all feel about you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:48:19
|
||
Message Number 15039
|
||
|
||
SA> We could have ......Sadistcon.
|
||
SS> Well, I wouldn't be there.
|
||
|
||
SA> We'll miss you.
|
||
|
||
Yep. That's the point. I'd want to be missed by this falling whips.
|
||
You'd ahve to kidnap me to get me to be there. Of course, I wouldn't
|
||
put that past Turtle. We know how much he loves kidnapping people.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:52:12
|
||
Message Number 15040
|
||
|
||
SA> There ain't no point in movin' on, if ya got no where to go..
|
||
|
||
And the road that I have walked upon, well it filled my pockets,
|
||
and emptied out my soul....
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:53:28
|
||
Message Number 15041
|
||
|
||
SA> Don't get a 1200, get a 2400. The price difference isn't that much.
|
||
|
||
Let me ask you something, does a 2400 baud modem pick 2400 only, or
|
||
does it pick up 2400 and lower bauds?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: HACMAN
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: New BBs
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:03:16
|
||
Message Number 15042
|
||
|
||
Yes I did say a NEW BBS.
|
||
HEY EVERYBODY......LISTEN UP!
|
||
There's a new BBS in town. Mine. Its called Ye Olde English Den (named
|
||
after my puppys' breed). I'm running C-Netv4.0 and I'd be thrilled for
|
||
all of you to call me. I put it up at 9pm-6am 7 days. Tele# is
|
||
493-8401, crawling along at 300/1200 baud. If you sign on, leave me a
|
||
message where I know you from, and you'll have instant full access. I
|
||
will admit it's kinda small yet...but with you guys help, it'll grow.
|
||
Try it out. BTW, because of the name of the new bbs, all previous
|
||
discussion about my handle is now moot. I changed it to Inn Keeper.
|
||
I needed something appropriate. Thanks.
|
||
Hacman, Burney, Inn Keeper
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: HACMAN
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: young users
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:10:19
|
||
Message Number 15043
|
||
|
||
Well at present, all the users that call me are a little older.
|
||
(30-65). However, dont let this discourage anyone. Call and make an
|
||
area for yourselves. Be glad to have everyone!
|
||
I also enjoy on-line /chatting/ and my message bases are small but
|
||
growing. I've been up for 4 nites so far.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: HACMAN
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: spiked collar
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:20:51
|
||
Message Number 15044
|
||
|
||
You didn't /really/ use that shock collar did you? I heard of a guy
|
||
in town that uses one. He guarantees that a dog will be trained after
|
||
you get him back. Of course, the dog has NO personality other than
|
||
wimp and is afraid to do anything! I also heard he feels as though
|
||
he needs to break a dogs spirit in the training process....denies them
|
||
food, keeps them in a cage in the sun..without water, etc. I'd like him
|
||
to go to jail for cruelty to animals. He IS legal though...has food and
|
||
water on property. Also he has high friends too!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: HACMAN
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: show dogs
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:35:44
|
||
Message Number 15045
|
||
|
||
Actually, I can show you at least one breeder that /yes/ does make a
|
||
living out of show, raising, studding, dogs...but does NOT make a
|
||
BUSHEL of money. It is my personal opinion that it all depends on the
|
||
popularity of the breed and geographical location. Ex: a Husky or
|
||
similar breed would be a poor investment in florida, but in Alaska,
|
||
that might be a diifferent story. Also, the general popularity of the
|
||
breed itself. A chiuawa(sp) might not ba as financially rewarding
|
||
as lets say a german shephard or doby.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: HACMAN
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: doby
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:53:34
|
||
Message Number 15046
|
||
|
||
OOOOOhhh boy. I really wish I could've got a doby. But my wife and I
|
||
were going to look at a doby pup and she suggested tthat we go the the
|
||
animal shelter to see if they have and /doby/ pups first. After
|
||
arriving at the shelter, we saw a cage with no dog in it. After my wife
|
||
inquired, the attendant let us in and out waddled this REALLY cute
|
||
Old English Bulldog pup...5 weeks old. Needless to say, thats what
|
||
we brought home that day. She just fell in love with it. After looking
|
||
at it, and after looking at me, I knew I was out voted. Oh well!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:48:02
|
||
Message Number 15049
|
||
|
||
Thank you...
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:48:49
|
||
Message Number 15050
|
||
|
||
Yes, I know. I think that you are right. Anyways ... Thanks
|
||
Again ...
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:49:46
|
||
Message Number 15051
|
||
|
||
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! I don't think that
|
||
I am going to tell them just yet. I know, stupid idea, huh?
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:53:56
|
||
Message Number 15053
|
||
|
||
Blah .... You are right, as usual ... :)
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:55:13
|
||
Message Number 15054
|
||
|
||
Well, I seem to like her a hell of a lot, and my older brother has
|
||
said that the way that I act, and the way that I speak of her, I am in
|
||
love with her. Anyways ... THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE...
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:56:45
|
||
Message Number 15055
|
||
|
||
yes, you are cute!
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: OPUS
|
||
To: SHANDRA
|
||
Subject: Well..
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 20:17:45
|
||
Message Number 15056
|
||
|
||
"it's seems everyoen is intersted in MY memory", sighs Kheblan, "
|
||
you can probably remember what has happened to me of late better than I
|
||
can, yet everyone seem to be wanting to know what /I/ remember, well I
|
||
have never heard of a Sword and Circle clan (or whatever it was), but a
|
||
Sword inside of a Circle does seem to be a familiar symbol, where did I
|
||
see it. ahh yes, now I remeber." Kheblan lifts his foot to show you a
|
||
branding of a sword in a circle etched on the bottom of his foot, "Is
|
||
this helpful, or imporant?", asks he, and then continues, "I can't
|
||
remember how I obtained it, but everytime I show it to people they
|
||
sream and scram."
|
||
|
||
^^ should be scream
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 20:59:11
|
||
Message Number 15057
|
||
|
||
S> I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would have with whips...
|
||
S> ...in pain there is no pleasure.
|
||
|
||
Some sadists find pleasure in the idea of being punished. Damn if I
|
||
know why, but some people really like whips...
|
||
|
||
Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:01:41
|
||
Message Number 15058
|
||
|
||
>...Like performing. Most of the musicians I know lead very unhappy
|
||
> day lives because of it... life bullship is almost too much for them
|
||
> to handle after a night of "rock n roll".
|
||
|
||
Ya know, I just had, well -- let's call it an "interesting" time
|
||
with someone I had hoped would be a new girlfriend, and wound up just
|
||
being friends. Where did I first turn to, to console me? My guitar.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: :>
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:04:16
|
||
Message Number 15059
|
||
|
||
No. Dragonflies do more than pond-hop, eat, and philosophize. But
|
||
we're trying to hide all of those activities from zoologists.
|
||
|
||
*SMOOCH!
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: Uh/.
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:07:43
|
||
Message Number 15060
|
||
|
||
>Something to ponder: If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a
|
||
>darn good chance I wasn't yet?
|
||
|
||
Sorry. Logical contradictions aren't allowed on this board. (Assuming
|
||
time span where probability of both existing and non-existing.)
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Anything butSex
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:10:21
|
||
Message Number 15061
|
||
|
||
Bingo! That's another extreme that I forgot to mention: only talking
|
||
about one religion. Thanks for adding it in.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:12:50
|
||
Message Number 15062
|
||
|
||
> Look I got two whips, they come in two sizes small and large.
|
||
|
||
A better way to phrase it is: "They come in two sizes... big and
|
||
BIGGER!" :P
|
||
|
||
> Some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
|
||
|
||
Right on, woman. Ever tried squid?
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: Anything 2 add?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:17:31
|
||
Message Number 15063
|
||
|
||
Dear Death Fennec,
|
||
I'm leaving a response in E-mail.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:38:08
|
||
Message Number 15066
|
||
|
||
Hang in there. This sure as HELL isn't an easy situation. How
|
||
supportive are your parents? And how supportive are her parents?
|
||
|
||
Have you talked with her over every alternative? That is, what does
|
||
she feel about abortion? Adoption?
|
||
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:49:10
|
||
Message Number 15067
|
||
|
||
I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/13/91 23:49:50
|
||
Message Number 15068
|
||
|
||
Well, I would like to say to everyone that I /HAVE/ spoken with
|
||
Lisa about all the alternatives that I can think of...To dragon fly, I
|
||
haven
|
||
---- I haven't told my parents yet about it, and neither has she. I'm
|
||
kinda feeling wierd about this, AND, I have something else to say, she
|
||
has said that if/when (more like when) we get married, she wants to be
|
||
married on Valentines Day, in "91...Blah ... I would like to also, and
|
||
I would like to say to Scott Steel if he reads this, is that I thank -
|
||
him for telling me that since I wanted a relationship like this one, I
|
||
should take it while I have it. I shall be going for now. And thanks
|
||
again ... ;) ::sniff::
|
||
|
||
|
||
/| Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:11:52
|
||
Message Number 15073
|
||
|
||
SS> I don't know about you sometimes!
|
||
|
||
Thats ok, I didn't believe it either, till I tried it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:25:35
|
||
Message Number 15074
|
||
|
||
S>Ok, I concede that. But then it isn't really pain, it is??? :)
|
||
|
||
I am not sure. But I have heard that when they hung people way back
|
||
when, that just before death they did become sexually stimulated. Why
|
||
I don't know, in fact I don't even know if it has anything to do with
|
||
what we are talking about. I don't know why my body reacts to things
|
||
the way it does, but I am glad I had the courage to try it just once.
|
||
I guess you could say I got hooked on it like some people get hooked on
|
||
Coke. But then again the right partner is just as important as the
|
||
degree of pain. Anyway it supposed to be a fun thing and if both are
|
||
not having fun then no pleasure can cum of it.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:37:25
|
||
Message Number 15075
|
||
|
||
Funny you should mention the night stick, I had one but it disapeared
|
||
with my roomate before Turtle.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CRYSTAL
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:46:14
|
||
Message Number 15076
|
||
|
||
DRF> Some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
|
||
|
||
This is true, however squid is NOT one of them. I have tried squid and
|
||
it tasted like a limited service spare.
|
||
|
||
* CRYSTAL *
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 13:17:20
|
||
Message Number 15079
|
||
|
||
DrF> Some things are much more appealing than they at first may sound.
|
||
|
||
Cr> This is true, however squid is NOT one of them. I have tried squid
|
||
Cr> and it tasted like a limited service spare.
|
||
|
||
You obviously didn't have it in the right restaurant. If squid is
|
||
overcooked, it's rubbery and tasteless. If squid is undercooked, it's
|
||
slimy. But if a real chef gets ahold of squid, and prepares it right,
|
||
it's one of life's greatest pleasures.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CHARLES DITTELL
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: picnick
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 15:05:56
|
||
Message Number 15081
|
||
|
||
Join us at our Sarasota Monthly Indoor...
|
||
|
||
PPPPP IIII CCCCC NN NN IIII CCCCC KK KK !!
|
||
PP PP II CC CC NNN NN II CC CC KK KK !!
|
||
PP PP II CC NNNN NN II CC KK KK !!
|
||
PPPPP II CC NN NNNN II CC KKKK !!
|
||
PP II CC NN NNN II CC KK KK !!
|
||
PP II CC CC NN NN II CC CC KK KK
|
||
PP IIII CCCCC NN NN IIII CCCCC KK KK !!
|
||
|
||
Sponsored by Suncoast City BBS and Wyvern's Den BBS
|
||
(Wyvern's Den 'in absentia' temporarily)
|
||
|
||
Incredible giveaways, Incredible (cheap) food, Incredible talk!
|
||
|
||
When? Saturday, April 20th, 10 AM to Noon
|
||
Where? Chef Paul's, Tamiami Trail (Rt 41) at 16th ST (Gulf side)
|
||
Who? ALL callers, sysops, friends, spouses, etc.
|
||
Why? Because there will be great giveaways, great conversation
|
||
and an inexpensive fun time!!
|
||
|
||
For more details, call Suncoast City at (813)953-5505
|
||
.
|
||
-=[ And a SPECIAL invitation to all aLTER rEALITY callers !! ]=-
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: CHARLES DITTELL
|
||
To: SYSOP
|
||
Subject: hi
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 15:07:22
|
||
Message Number 15082
|
||
|
||
Greetings, Turtle! I like the new setup - very smoo - ooth !!
|
||
If you saw previous message, we're having another PICNICK!! I
|
||
got some great stuff to either give away or get rid of at
|
||
insane prices (like a real 68000 computer, power supply AND
|
||
amber monitor for a really silly price!, and 10 current, GOOD
|
||
books on "C", as well as the usually miscellaneous weird stuff
|
||
(like a 100 number phonedialer, a water heater timer, a NEW CB
|
||
monitor, etc., etc., etc)....PLEEZE try to make it to this one,
|
||
along with the regular gang of crazies....I promise FUN!! :)
|
||
--regards, Chas.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: P.WHIPPED
|
||
Subject: lyrics
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:35:36
|
||
Message Number 15088
|
||
|
||
"Don't close your eyes, Don't close your eyes (I-yee-I's)
|
||
Don't sing your last lullabye."
|
||
--------------- Kix
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: P.WHIPPED
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:36:43
|
||
Message Number 15089
|
||
|
||
PW> I got message #15036!!!!!!!
|
||
|
||
So?
|
||
|
||
:)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:37:33
|
||
Message Number 15090
|
||
|
||
SA>"Hurts so good...."
|
||
SS>That's the song I was thinking of.
|
||
|
||
Yeah, I thought so.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:38:38
|
||
Message Number 15091
|
||
|
||
SS>....you know how we all feel about you.
|
||
|
||
Well, I feel with my hands..... how do you feel?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:39:48
|
||
Message Number 15092
|
||
|
||
And all thoses insecurities that have held me down for so long,
|
||
Might say I found a cure for these,
|
||
But at least I know them, so they're not so strong.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:40:51
|
||
Message Number 15093
|
||
|
||
I have a Zoom 2400. It will automatically adjust 300/1200/2400 to
|
||
whatever the host modem speed is (the BBS). It's external, I got it mail
|
||
order for under $100.00. What a deal.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: HACMAN
|
||
Subject: spiked collar
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:44:10
|
||
Message Number 15094
|
||
|
||
I've know trainers whose methods make my skin crawl. both dog and horse
|
||
trainers. The "no bark" collar was the last resort for a dog that simply
|
||
would not "shut up". The only step beyond that is surgery.
|
||
It may sound inhuman....(both the surgery and the "no bark") but it's
|
||
better than the only other alternative is putting the animal to sleep.
|
||
A dog that will not stop barking is usually a very nervous and hyper
|
||
animal anyway.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: HACMAN
|
||
Subject: doby
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:47:06
|
||
Message Number 15095
|
||
|
||
Dobies are peculiar (sp?) critters. They are very faithful and loyal but
|
||
they don't take disapline well..... they are very insecure. You can
|
||
break their heart with one mean word or a dirty look...... that is, if
|
||
you are their person. As far as strangers are concerned, most dobies
|
||
are instantly suspicious and mistrusting unless "their person" is
|
||
there and doesn't seem alarmed by the stranger.
|
||
My dogs can instantly sense how I feel about a person who visits us.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:50:07
|
||
Message Number 15096
|
||
|
||
Don't put telling your parents off too long. They'll just be even more
|
||
upset that you didn't confide in them.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:51:13
|
||
Message Number 15097
|
||
|
||
Thanks, Fennec. You're cute too.
|
||
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:52:32
|
||
Message Number 15098
|
||
|
||
Silk Scarves.....hmmmm. I know I've got one around here somewhere.
|
||
Ah, over there, is that it????
|
||
Nope, just an old faded bandana.... will that do?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:53:51
|
||
Message Number 15099
|
||
|
||
"While my guitar gently weeps."
|
||
I know many musicians who turn inside of themselves and their music when
|
||
thinks get touch.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: :>
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:54:54
|
||
Message Number 15100
|
||
|
||
Ah! Velly interesting...... is that a strange man I see following you
|
||
with a butterfly net and a Khaki hat?????
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:57:45
|
||
Message Number 15101
|
||
|
||
..... no pleasure can cum of it......
|
||
cute pun, Cyrstal. And you are right, yet again (shades of Turtle)
|
||
If both partners enjoy it, then there is nothing wrong with "whatever"
|
||
sexual practice it is.
|
||
I've heard that about people becoming sexually stimulated as they are
|
||
being "strangled". Sick!!! That's way too dangerous!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 20:00:11
|
||
Message Number 15102
|
||
|
||
So the Nightstick disappeared before you could use it on Turtle, eh?
|
||
Lucky Turtle.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 21:29:47
|
||
Message Number 15104
|
||
|
||
Well, I dunno how I am going to put it to them. I am have been
|
||
speaking with Lisa, and h
|
||
-- she still wants to have this kid, /AND/ she wants to get married to
|
||
get married, and guess when !!! /ON VALENTINES DAY!/ Wow, it seems she
|
||
really wants this to go thru. So do I, but there still the thought of
|
||
us being a little too young. Hmm. Well, it seems that I have been ---
|
||
having a lot of problems lately, and I think that I am losing friends.
|
||
I dunno, well, please leave me some feedback...thank you ...
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 22:36:55
|
||
Message Number 15105
|
||
|
||
Ahh, Gee, Tanx... (blush blush)
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: RAT
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:40:44
|
||
Message Number 15108
|
||
|
||
R>Pretty lame, eh?
|
||
|
||
Not any more lame than someone else I know.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:45:57
|
||
Message Number 15109
|
||
|
||
Mellonhead:
|
||
|
||
"I was born in a small town...and I live in small town.
|
||
I'll probably die in this small town, and that's good enough, for me.
|
||
|
||
Oh, joy.
|
||
|
||
I married an LA doll and brought her to this small town
|
||
Now she's small town, just like me.
|
||
|
||
Oh, and I bet that endeared her to you, eh, John?
|
||
|
||
|
||
Actually, I can't wait for John's next song...
|
||
|
||
"Think I'll have a cheeseburger
|
||
Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger.
|
||
Gonna have mustard on that cheesburger.
|
||
And that's good enough for me...."
|
||
|
||
He is so insipid.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:50:43
|
||
Message Number 15110
|
||
|
||
SA>..before the taser or the billy club or the ammonia gets her, she'll
|
||
SA>be barking her fool head off
|
||
|
||
Ah, right! 'At's my point. With a gun, you don't have to wait for her
|
||
to bark her head off...you can do it with the gun!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:54:37
|
||
Message Number 15111
|
||
|
||
Well, Turtle has enlightened me on the situation between you & your
|
||
folks, and all I can say is that I'm sorry to hear about it. Seems
|
||
to me that it might be a good idea to make amends...eating a little
|
||
crow might not be a bad idea when you consider all your alternatives.
|
||
|
||
Sorry if this isn't very helpful. Oh, not that I don't care about
|
||
your situation, cause I do, but suicide is a piss-poor idea. ONe
|
||
last time...are you sure that she is pregnant? I mean, absolamente'
|
||
positivo? If not, then better make *Real* sure.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: OPUS
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:05:25
|
||
Message Number 15112
|
||
|
||
What the hell are we going to do with Kheblan's character?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: JONBOY
|
||
Subject: Doggie, kitty?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:27:13
|
||
Message Number 15116
|
||
|
||
>Cats are pretty indifferent and absolutely refuse to participate in
|
||
>outdoor events.
|
||
|
||
Yes; that's part of the reason I /prefer/ their company to that of dogs.
|
||
You don't gotta excercise 'em, they don't come whining up to you with
|
||
a ball in their mouths when you're otherwise occupied; they can find
|
||
ways to amuse themselves; and they are not easily impressed. The latter
|
||
quality is an important one in my book.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:31:08
|
||
Message Number 15117
|
||
|
||
>Hehehe. *Crack that whip*
|
||
|
||
Oh, good. ENCOURAGE her.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:31:41
|
||
Message Number 15118
|
||
|
||
CY>In a little bit of pain there can be a great deal of pleasure.
|
||
SA>Ok, I concede that.
|
||
|
||
Really? :>
|
||
|
||
SA>But then it isn't really pain, is it???
|
||
|
||
That doesn't follow...the definition of 'pain' doesn't specify that the
|
||
recipiant can't enjoy it, now, does it?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:33:29
|
||
Message Number 15119
|
||
|
||
SA>"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!!"
|
||
|
||
Would you prefer 'highly aesthetic?'
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: P.WHIPPED
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:35:36
|
||
Message Number 15120
|
||
|
||
>I got message #15036!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
|
||
*whimper* Sure, hog the /really/ good ones. Hmph.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:36:34
|
||
Message Number 15121
|
||
|
||
>You'd ahve [sic] to kidnap me to get me there. Of course, I wouldn't
|
||
>put that past Turtle. We know how much he loves kidnapping people.
|
||
|
||
I think I'm actually ready to become upper management and supervise
|
||
other people kidnapping their victims, actually. That way I get to
|
||
mastermind the operation without having to do any of the grunt work...
|
||
Hey, I like that! I want to be a criminal mastermind when I grow up.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Say what?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:40:46
|
||
Message Number 15122
|
||
|
||
>Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
|
||
|
||
*snort* Too flimsy.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Squid
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:43:13
|
||
Message Number 15123
|
||
|
||
>I have tried squid and it tasted like a limited service spare.
|
||
|
||
I hate those things...the full-sized variety are much better. Perhapa
|
||
(or perhaps) kraken?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:45:02
|
||
Message Number 15124
|
||
|
||
PW> I got message #15036!!!!!!!
|
||
SA> So?
|
||
|
||
So? SO??!! He got the best possible message number before #32712, and
|
||
and you say SO???
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:46:29
|
||
Message Number 15125
|
||
|
||
>I have a Zoom 2400.
|
||
|
||
I'm sorry...Zoom modems are notorious for having all sorts of problems.
|
||
They're the Avatex of the 2400 baud community. Uncle Bob's was running
|
||
off a Zoom...past tense...
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Scarves & You
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:47:57
|
||
Message Number 15126
|
||
|
||
>Nope, just an old faded bandana.... will that do?
|
||
|
||
Well, they're sturdier than silk scarves, but they're also too short.
|
||
Two of 'em knotted together work pretty well. Silk scarves are for
|
||
wimps...clothesline works best. (Actually, there is a really big
|
||
psychological difference between using something that can't really
|
||
restrain, like a scarf, and something that /can/...and half the fun is
|
||
/knowing/ you aren't in a position to be going anywhere, you know?)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:50:59
|
||
Message Number 15127
|
||
|
||
>If both partners enjoy it, then there is nothing wrong with "whatever"
|
||
>sexual practice it is.
|
||
|
||
"Both partners"? Isn't that assuming rather a lot itself? :>
|
||
Not to pick nits, but I'd argue that anything that causes physical
|
||
damage is probably not cool regardless of how much the people involved
|
||
enjoy it.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:52:42
|
||
Message Number 15128
|
||
|
||
>So the nightstick disappeared before you could use it on Turtle, eh?
|
||
|
||
Naah...she and I started, ahem, 'going out' (I've always thought that
|
||
was a corny phrase!) before we became roommates. I still haven't let
|
||
her use the whip, though; nightsticks are just straight out.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: TURTLE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: OPUS
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:55:17
|
||
Message Number 15129
|
||
|
||
>What the hell are we going to do with Kheblan's character?
|
||
|
||
You got me...I thinks a lot of that's up to Opus. Kheblan needs to get
|
||
his memory back...right now he's a babbling Looney Tune.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SHANDRA
|
||
To: OPUS
|
||
Subject: huh?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 01:00:20
|
||
Message Number 15130
|
||
|
||
I examine the tattoo on the little morph's foot. Doesn't look familiar,
|
||
but it does look like it's been there for a long time. Curioser and
|
||
curioser. This thing has a funny smell to it; not like racial violence,
|
||
not random at all. Military? He mentioned reporting for duty somewhere,
|
||
like he was in the military...hmm. A scan of available military records
|
||
might be in order. Robert might recognize the tattoo, if it is
|
||
military; he's a storehouse for that sort of information...hmm. I notice
|
||
my tail is twitching again, and force it to stop. "Wait here," I say,
|
||
and cross the room.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: ROBERT
|
||
To: KYARA TOKYO
|
||
Subject: & OPUS
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 01:11:41
|
||
Message Number 15131
|
||
|
||
"Well, now, stop pouting. All things come to 'e who waits." Robert
|
||
kisses the back of Kyara's hand, and smiles at her. "An' isn't the
|
||
anticipation 'alf the fun? You'll be making good on your wager soon
|
||
enough, never fear." His breakfast arrives, and he carefully stows the
|
||
chessmen away and places the set under his seat. "'ello," he says as a
|
||
tall, tawny cat-morph walks over to the table. "Shandra, I'd like you to
|
||
meet miss Kyara, my lovely chess partner. Kyara, this is Shandra."
|
||
|
||
"Uh-huh. Listen, this mean anything to you? You ever see a tattoo that
|
||
looks something like this?" The cat-morph draws a quick sketch on a
|
||
napkin, sword enclosed in circle. Robert picks it up, studies it for
|
||
a moment. "I 'ave, rather. Special Operations Unit, French elite
|
||
military squadron. Rather like the American Special Forces. They were
|
||
trained in close-combat fighting, infiltration, and special operations
|
||
for spacecraft-based missions. 'Ad zero-gee combat training, too. Nasty
|
||
lot, those, very dangerous. Politicians didn't know 'ow to 'andle them.
|
||
Special Ops Unit 'asn't existed for...oh, lessee, must be almost twelve
|
||
years now. Lot of them became mercenaries after the Trog Wars. Some of
|
||
them were involved in that coup attempt in New Panama last summer, from
|
||
what I 'eard. Why?"
|
||
|
||
Shandra shrugs. "Oh, no reason. I'm just thinking about dating one of
|
||
them, that's all." She turns and walks away, tail twitching. Robert
|
||
shrugs and returns his attention to the things more at hand: breakfast,
|
||
and his companion. "Strange one, Shandra. Bit twitchy," he says.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: tellin' them
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 12:21:45
|
||
Message Number 15132
|
||
|
||
The longer you put off telling your parents about your situation, the
|
||
harder it will be for you to do.
|
||
As the sneaker commercial says... JUST DO IT.
|
||
|
||
See ya,
|
||
Knight Owl
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: picnic.....
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 12:44:04
|
||
Message Number 15133
|
||
|
||
Remember thatindoor picnic that I told you about? Well, C. Dittel was
|
||
back with info about it....
|
||
Read message # 15081.
|
||
|
||
L8R!
|
||
Knight Owl
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THUMPER ONE
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Johns Insipid
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 14:03:17
|
||
Message Number 15135
|
||
|
||
Perhaps Mr. Mellon(Camp)Head is yearning to be just like Jimmy Buffet?
|
||
Cheeseburger songs are ok in my book. Almost as good as Vulcan Bashing.
|
||
|
||
Hi Saavik ;> Thumper One
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THUMPER ONE
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Stimulation
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 14:06:28
|
||
Message Number 15136
|
||
|
||
How about having Turtle or some other Relativly Driven Person to
|
||
compile an index of Sexual Stimulation. One for Actions, and one for
|
||
Substances. Where would Yoo-Hoo be on the Substance index? And Where
|
||
Would BBS'ing be on the Action Index. Probably next to, respectivly,
|
||
Tofu and Watching Roaches mating.
|
||
Thumper One
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:21:09
|
||
Message Number 15138
|
||
|
||
> Silk Scarves... Nope, just an old faded bandana... will that do?
|
||
|
||
So long as it's an old, faded bandana and not an old, faded banana.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:22:14
|
||
Message Number 15139
|
||
|
||
BINGO! During one of my most stressful months, I was practicing the
|
||
guitar about seven or eight hours a day -- just gently drifting among
|
||
the clouds of music my hands wove. My guitar teacher was impressed by
|
||
how much I improved. (He called me the best Gringo student he's ever
|
||
known -- quite a compliment.) He never knew the real reason.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ;>
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:24:42
|
||
Message Number 15140
|
||
|
||
S> Ah! Velly interesting.... is that a stange man I see following you
|
||
S> with a butterfly net and a Khaki hat?????
|
||
|
||
Yipes! SAVE ME! <Flutter behind the chortling Saavique, then peek
|
||
over her shoulder...> Grrrr...
|
||
|
||
How would you like it if I teased you, saying there's a sabre-toothed
|
||
tiger over there?
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:28:19
|
||
Message Number 15141
|
||
|
||
>...and I think that I am losing friends.
|
||
|
||
Here's one friend you WON'T lose. Period.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Doggie, kitty?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:58:47
|
||
Message Number 15143
|
||
|
||
Hear hear. Chalk five up for the cat-lovers.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:30:28
|
||
Message Number 15147
|
||
|
||
Fennec, if you're friends desert you now, then they weren't your
|
||
friends to begin with. Well, perhaps they are just having a hard time
|
||
dealing with, or identifying with what you are going through. Hang in
|
||
there, Dude. Better times will come, sooner or later.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:32:16
|
||
Message Number 15148
|
||
|
||
Hey! Are you making fun of "The Cougar" ????
|
||
Why, he's brought us such great songs as "Pink Houses" and "Jack and
|
||
Diane". How dare you (snicker, snicker, snort, snort)
|
||
|
||
Next thing I know, you'll be picking on B-52's. Hmmph!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:33:58
|
||
Message Number 15149
|
||
|
||
TS><Prattle about shooting my poor dog in the head>
|
||
|
||
Hmmmph! Well,whatever. (sniffle)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:37:30
|
||
Message Number 15150
|
||
|
||
SA>*Crack that whip*
|
||
T>Oh, good. ENCOURAGE her.
|
||
|
||
Well, it could be worse. She could get some spurs and a cowboy hat and
|
||
boots........
|
||
|
||
"Ride 'em, Kelly"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:38:50
|
||
Message Number 15151
|
||
|
||
Well, if you enjoy the "pain" then it doesn't really hurt. So it isn't
|
||
really pain anymore. No?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:39:44
|
||
Message Number 15152
|
||
|
||
SA>"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!!
|
||
T>Would you prefer 'highly aesthetci?'
|
||
|
||
Um, if I knew what that meant......, maybe.
|
||
Actually I was quoting "Rudolph the red Nosed Reindeer"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:43:36
|
||
Message Number 15153
|
||
|
||
So? What's so special about 15036???? Just another number. Isn't it?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: everything
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:44:33
|
||
Message Number 15154
|
||
|
||
My Zoom modem has been very kind to me and it comes with a 8 year
|
||
warranty. In fact I have two, an external and an internal. I know you
|
||
are "the expert" on modems and such, I'm just saying that I have been
|
||
happy with my purchase so far.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scarves & You
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:46:10
|
||
Message Number 15155
|
||
|
||
T>....and half the fun is /knowing/ you aren't in a position to be
|
||
going anywhere, you know?
|
||
|
||
OK, how about a strand of barbed wire then?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:47:21
|
||
Message Number 15156
|
||
|
||
I stand corrected........... "If EVERYONE INVOLVED enjoys it, then
|
||
there's nothing wrong with 'whatever' sexual practice it is.
|
||
|
||
Better? Happy?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:48:57
|
||
Message Number 15157
|
||
|
||
I'd draw the line at Nightsticks too. In fact, I'm not too fond of the
|
||
idea of being whipped...... but the handcuffs are intriquing.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THUMPER ONE
|
||
Subject: Johns Insipid
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:52:53
|
||
Message Number 15158
|
||
|
||
Hello, Bunny Britches!!!!!! Vulcan Bashing?????? Hmmph!!!! I'd sooner
|
||
kiss a Wookie!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: THUMPER ONE
|
||
Subject: Stimulation
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:54:02
|
||
Message Number 15159
|
||
|
||
BBS and sex..... hmmmm. I dunno, I've had some pretty safe sex in the
|
||
chat lounge on Terran.... kind of leaves you with that empty feeling
|
||
after wards too.
|
||
|
||
Bye the way, what in the hell is Tofu?????
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: Banana???
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:55:15
|
||
Message Number 15160
|
||
|
||
Bandana ---vs--- Banana. Yep, bananas would be of no use in this
|
||
situation.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SAAVIK
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: ;>
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:56:56
|
||
Message Number 15161
|
||
|
||
OH, NO not a sabre toothed tiger. (Saavique wheels around pulling her
|
||
phaser and dropping into a crouch..... seeing that she has been duped,
|
||
she turns back around, stuffing the phaser back on her belt with a
|
||
wry grimace) "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you
|
||
anyway!!"
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:05:47
|
||
Message Number 15162
|
||
|
||
Well, this is kinda hard to say, today she is 16 days late to have
|
||
her period, you tell me...Another thing, she wants to get married to me,
|
||
and I, the same to her, although there are problems that I do detect, as
|
||
in MONEY, etc... Hmm. Well, I have also asked her if I may be able to
|
||
see her take a test, and she says, 'Yes', so we are going to go to a ---
|
||
Womens Health Clinic in a few weeks to make sure. (She wants to wait so
|
||
long because in case the tests were wrong, in which I don't think it is)
|
||
Hmm. Well, there is not really much else to say, because I don't -
|
||
really want to say anything that I may get yelled at by others that may
|
||
take this the wrong way. Hmm. Well, I have one more thing to say, and-
|
||
that is, I haven't told my parents yet about it, and I have no idea when
|
||
I will...
|
||
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: KNIGHT OWL
|
||
Subject: tellin' them
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:10:37
|
||
Message Number 15163
|
||
|
||
Well, I have this slight fear of doing so, because of the problems
|
||
that made me leave my house, like my step-father. He used to beat me,-
|
||
and so I have been scared of what he may do, he is an asshole (pardon),
|
||
and I don't like him. And if I told him without knowing for SURE, then
|
||
he would really kill me. Anyways, this is not going the way that I had
|
||
expected it to. Hmm. Although I love her, and she loves me.
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:13:11
|
||
Message Number 15164
|
||
|
||
>Here;s one friend you WON'T lose. Period.
|
||
> //Dragonfly//
|
||
|
||
|
||
Thank you CPU, I do appreciate it. And here is one that you won't
|
||
either... :sniff::
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennec -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:15:11
|
||
Message Number 15165
|
||
|
||
At least YOU seem to think so. I am kinda sure, but not really.
|
||
I don7t want to be hurt after finally getting what I want, and have it
|
||
come out not to be true... ::sigh::
|
||
|
||
|
||
I guess that is the facts of life ::sigh::
|
||
|
||
/! Death Fennce -- ;>
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Doggie, kitty?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:53:14
|
||
Message Number 15170
|
||
|
||
>...and they are not easily impressed. The latter quality is an
|
||
> important one in my book.
|
||
|
||
Like pets just like you, eh?
|
||
Most people have pets to be loved. Except cat lovers, who have pets
|
||
to be rejected.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Say what?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:55:59
|
||
Message Number 15171
|
||
|
||
DrF> Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
|
||
|
||
T> *snort* Too flimsy.
|
||
|
||
Okay. I'll send ya ten feet of barbed wire.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Squid & Kraken
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:57:09
|
||
Message Number 15172
|
||
|
||
You're about as likely to eat kraken as you are to eat gryphon
|
||
steak. Besides, smaller things have much better taste. Pound for
|
||
pound, the amoeba is the most vicious creature on earth.
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: THUMPER ONE
|
||
Subject: Stimulation
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:02:02
|
||
Message Number 15173
|
||
|
||
> Where would BBS'ing be on the Action Index. Probably next to...
|
||
> Watching Roaches mating.
|
||
|
||
Hey! When those bugs get into a real orgy, the high pitched grunts
|
||
and groans make everyone in a five-centimeter distance stop and stare!
|
||
//Dragonfly//
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: DRAGONFLY
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:05:22
|
||
Message Number 15174
|
||
|
||
S> So? What's so special about 15036???? Just another number. Isn't it?
|
||
|
||
Hah! Obviously you don't know the mystical experiences of 15036.
|
||
First of all, if you remove the zero (which, metaphorically speaking,
|
||
is removing nothing) and you express the number in the Sacred
|
||
Hexadecimal Code (God herself speaks in Hexadecimal.), you receive the
|
||
number 600, one-third of the Biblical Beast, representing the Antichrist
|
||
Himself. If that doesn't shock fundamentalists, little will.
|
||
Secondly, the number (again separated by that mystic zero) is
|
||
composed of two composite numbers: the product of the first two odd
|
||
numbers, and the square of the first non-square composite number. This
|
||
represents the Armadillo's desire for Her followers to be extremely odd
|
||
and square.
|
||
Thirdly, the fifteenth book of the Bible, third chapter, sixth verse
|
||
reads, "On the first day of the seventh month they began to offer burnt
|
||
sacrifices to the Lord, though the foundation of the Lord's temple had
|
||
not yet been laid." This gives us a new number of 17, which in base
|
||
14 arithmetic is a divisor of the mystic number 42, the answer to life,
|
||
the universe, and everything. (This verse also contains mysteries which
|
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I can't reveal to the uninitiated.)
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//The Kabbalistic Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
|
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To: SAAVIK
|
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Subject: Banana???
|
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Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:18:03
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Message Number 15175
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Oh, I wouldn't say bananas are of NO use in sex... just that I prefer
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bandanas over bananas for my sexploits.
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//Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY
|
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To: DEATH FENNEC
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Subject: tellin' them
|
||
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:20:29
|
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Message Number 15176
|
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|
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> He used to beat me, and so I have been scared of what he may do,
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> he is an asshole (pardon), and I don't like him.
|
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|
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Your stepfather sounds like a hideous person. One idea: when you
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confront him, could you bring along a friend? (Even your girlfriend
|
||
would be support.)
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|
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//Dragonfly//
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From: SCOTT STEEL
|
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To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
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Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:04:11
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Message Number 15177
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DrF to Rat> I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms.
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|
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Geez...I don't like any human being could survive sure an experience.
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I think I'd be willing to give it a try.
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(assuming that I could find enough woman to indulge me.) (hehehe)
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A still perverted Scott Steel
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|
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From: SCOTT STEEL
|
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To: CRYSTAL
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:07:43
|
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Message Number 15178
|
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|
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C> ...it tasted like a limited service spare.
|
||
|
||
Have you been eating tires again? I thought you have reformed.
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I so disappointed in you.
|
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(Sigh)
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|
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From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: lyrics
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:09:55
|
||
Message Number 15179
|
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|
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SA> Don't close your eyes. Don't close your eyes. (I-yee-I's)
|
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|
||
Did you know that Kix wrote that song in protest to Ozzy Osborne and
|
||
Lita Ford's song "If I Close My Eyes Forver"?
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|
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|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ]:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:11:54
|
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Message Number 15180
|
||
|
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SS> ...you know how we all feel about you.
|
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SA. Well, I feel with my hands...how do you feel?
|
||
|
||
I feel fine. I also feel up any female I'm allowed. (YOU should know
|
||
better than to leave that kind of a post to me.) ( hehehe)
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|
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|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:13:39
|
||
Message Number 15181
|
||
|
||
Well, there ain't no point in moving on, until you've got somewhere to
|
||
go. And the road that I have walked upon, well it filled my pockets
|
||
and emptied out my soul.
|
||
And all those insecurities that have held me down for so long,
|
||
I can't say I've found a cure for these,
|
||
but at least I know them,
|
||
So they're not so strong.
|
||
You look for your dreams in heaven But what the hell are you supposed
|
||
to do when they come true?
|
||
Well there's one year of my life in these songs
|
||
And some of them are about you
|
||
Now I know there's no I can write those wrongs
|
||
Believe me I would not lie you've hurt my pride
|
||
And I guess there's a road without you.
|
||
But you once said there's a way back for every man,
|
||
So here I am,
|
||
Don't people change? Here I am.
|
||
Is it too late to try again
|
||
Here I am.
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===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Life (sigh)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:23:51
|
||
Message Number 15182
|
||
|
||
SA> "While my guitar getly weeps."
|
||
|
||
Who did that song? I love that song.
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||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:24:55
|
||
Message Number 15183
|
||
|
||
SA> I've heard that about people becoming sexually stimulated as they
|
||
SA> are being "strangled."
|
||
|
||
I've heard that. I've heard that you've got to be very careful if
|
||
you're going to try it. (NO1 I'm not suggesting you try it. And, NO,
|
||
I haven't tried it.)
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||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: THE SPECIALIST
|
||
Subject: 15000
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:27:28
|
||
Message Number 15184
|
||
|
||
R> Pretty lame, eh?
|
||
TS> Not any more lame than someone else I know.
|
||
|
||
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:30:00
|
||
Message Number 15185
|
||
|
||
T> I want to be a criminal mastermind when I grow up.
|
||
|
||
You've already grown up. I'd hate to see what would happen to this
|
||
country if you actually did lead a team of gangsters or something
|
||
similar.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Say what?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:31:23
|
||
Message Number 15186
|
||
|
||
DrF> Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
|
||
T> *snort* Too flimsy.
|
||
|
||
What, can you break them?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Scarves & You
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:33:15
|
||
Message Number 15187
|
||
|
||
Y'know, I bet you're right about that idea of "feeling" restrained.
|
||
But the reason for silk scarves in the first place is so that there are
|
||
no marks afterward.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: TURTLE
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:34:55
|
||
Message Number 15188
|
||
|
||
T> I still haven't let her(Crystal) use the whips, though....
|
||
|
||
Crystal, I could hold him down for you. hehehehe
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Whips and chain
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:40:42
|
||
Message Number 15189
|
||
|
||
SA> "Ride 'em, Kelly"
|
||
|
||
Y'know, between you and me, we're going to drive Kelly to a frenzy and
|
||
she'll end up really hurting our beloved Turtle. Now, we wouldn't
|
||
want that, now would we?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: ??:)
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:42:22
|
||
Message Number 15190
|
||
|
||
SA> Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!
|
||
T> Would you prefer 'highly aesthetic?'
|
||
SA> Um,...Actually, I was quoting "rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
|
||
|
||
Figures, Encyclopedia Brown meets the fairy (Bitch) godmother.
|
||
|
||
Geez, what's this world coming to?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Scarves & You
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:45:09
|
||
Message Number 15191
|
||
|
||
SA to T> OK, how about a strand of barbed wire, then?
|
||
|
||
You are twisted bitch, aren't you?
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Seriously now
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:46:11
|
||
Message Number 15192
|
||
|
||
SA>....but the handcuffs are intriquing.
|
||
|
||
TEASE!!!!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Johns Insipid
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:46:47
|
||
Message Number 15193
|
||
|
||
SA> I'd sooner kiss a Wooker!
|
||
|
||
That could be arranged.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: SAAVIK
|
||
Subject: Banana???
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:47:41
|
||
Message Number 15194
|
||
|
||
SA> Bandana ---vs--- Banana. Yep. bananas would be of no use in this
|
||
SA> situation.
|
||
|
||
But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker)
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: DEATH FENNEC
|
||
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:50:52
|
||
Message Number 15195
|
||
|
||
Tell your parents when you are POSITIVE that she is indeed pregnant.
|
||
If you tell them now, you'll worry to hell out of them for what might
|
||
be mothing. BTW, a girl being 16 days late on her period isn't that
|
||
big of a deal. It's not totally unusual for a woman to skip a period
|
||
do to stress or a cold or just about anything. Just relax until you
|
||
know for sure.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: DRAGONFLY
|
||
Subject: why?
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:56:01
|
||
Message Number 15196
|
||
|
||
You know, that was a total waste of disk space!
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: Smoking
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:58:58
|
||
Message Number 15197
|
||
|
||
Well, everybody, Scott Steel is goind to try, for the umpteenth, to
|
||
quit smoking. So please forgive any posts that are exceptionally rude.
|
||
I start today, I figured that I'd better warn you.
|
||
===========
|
||
|
||
From: SCOTT STEEL
|
||
To: ALL
|
||
Subject: Speaking of..
|
||
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:00:38
|
||
Message Number 15198
|
||
|
||
Speaking of quitting....I've also decided to quit doing drugs...
|
||
especially the real addictive stuff...like coke. Nasty stuff...
|
||
Anyway, I'm really appreciated any support you people could give
|
||
along this wonderfully rugged road that I'm trying to walk on...
|
||
===========
|
||
|