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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:33:19
Message Number 13401
Without Imagination, this world would get pretty damned boring. The
trick is to know when you're thinking fantasy or not. Too many people
can't separate it. They use their imagination and then let it run their
life. Imagination is a tool we all have, (Hey) it's kind of like a
Snap-On tool....comes with a lifetime warranty. (shrug). I know, that
was lame.
By the way, I like that statement....."Imagination should be exercised,
not exorcised." Cute!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Handle on it
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:36:52
Message Number 13402
Ohhhh, very good. Let see what replies come from that!!! (joining you
in snickering). You are being evil.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Message ##
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:38:28
Message Number 13403
JB> Ha! I got a good one and Saavik didn't!!
Who cares?
JB>The next "good" on will be 13333......
And it's already gone....(sigh) Who cares?
I CARE!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:40:56
Message Number 13404
I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when Scott saw "No Carrier" flash
on his screen .....just as he got to 13333. I'll bet THAT would have
made me blush....but then again, EVERYTHING makes me blush.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: De'Witness's
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:42:41
Message Number 13405
I don't like being rude to anyone unless they are downright nasty to me.
I just couldn't bring myself to insult the Jehovah Witness'. They were
all dressed in their Sunday best with big smiles on their faces. And
they played real dirty pool, they brought their angelic little children
with them.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:47:51
Message Number 13406
Well, I didn't say it was a "real" number. If you want a "real" number,
and you want to spend $2.49 per minute then check out the commercials
on late nite TV. I don't see you as the phone sex type........
.....you can't handcuff a phone. Well, you could but who'd want to.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:50:53
Message Number 13407
I'd like to read that text. I still don't think it's fair, though.
So many minors call the boards. And they are twice as foul mouthed as
any of the adults I know.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:53:10
Message Number 13408
So they don't think your souls worth saving, eh? They probobly don't
think you even have a soul. They probobly walked away mumbling that
you were just a disciple of Satan testing them. Good God (no pun
intended). The propaganda they left me was full of pictures of family
picnics with all sorts of animals wandering around the tables....
children running and playing in this utopia. (grimace) Give me a break!
One lady actually had the nerve to direct her merry little speech at
my son, who was 5 at the time. He listened with big eyes as she talked
about Heaven on Earth, ect, ect.
My son attends a Baptist Church and it confused him. I don't confess to
know much about religion so I can't knock 'em out like you do. I wish
I could have said something "smart" to her, though....
Personally, I think there should be a law against door to door salesmen
and that includes people trying to sell religion.
If a salesman calls me on the phone, it really pisses me off...., it's
like walking into your front room without knocking.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: 13333
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:00:17
Message Number 13409
Just keep your paws ofa 13333 (zoom) (zip) (click)
Never mind.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Armadillo
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:01:43
Message Number 13410
Thanks for filling in the blanks. Well, at least some of them. You'd
have to have a dumptruck full of concrete to fill in all the blanks in
my mind.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Relationships
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:03:40
Message Number 13411
Well, in most cases my husband and I are equal. I mean, neither one of
us makes an important decision without the other. We have mutual trust
and respect. And there is very little possessivness between us. Ah,
well, I just feel (and my husband is proof, to me) that a man can
be dominant without being dominating (as in overbearing,ect).
I admire a strong man. And most of the women I know do too. Maybe I
should have said a confident man, a solid man. Not to be confused with
an egotistical son of a ........!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: BBS BS
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:09:23
Message Number 13412
I agree (Yick) with you. I prefer a one on one conversation to posting.
I enjoy body language, something lacking in posting or "chat mode".
It's easy to misunderstand a post without hearing the tone of someones
voice. BUT! It's easier to post certain things when you are basically
anynomous (so my spelling sucks, sue me). It's easier to start a
conversation and it's easier to recover from sticking your foot in your
mouth (something I do often). A shy person could post messages where
they might not be able to have a open conversation with a stranger.
And it gets pretty strange around here........
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Obnoxious?
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:14:06
Message Number 13413
KO>No, you're not obnoxious....
I try not to be.
KO>You're well recieved around here.....
Gosh, (blush), thanks, Knight Owl. I just have this habit of tasting my
toes (sticking my foot in my mouth, you know). I tend to be like a
windshield wiper.
Maybe now, I'll stop being paranoid........
(hmmm, what'd he mean by that????) (god, now they'll all hate me)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Euthanasia
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:18:36
Message Number 13414
I believe in euthanasia, too. It's a hard subject to debate because both
sides are right. It's like the abortion debate.
If a person is suffering mentally and physically and there's no chance
for improvement, then I can understand why they might want to end their
life. If it were me, and someone MADE me live against my will......
what kind of life could I have?
I don't believe in this "suicide machine" thing, though. Euthanasia
should be performed in a controled environment by qualified physicians.
Not in some van in a driveway.........
Not much of a comparison, but I used to work for a veteranarian. We used
to council people with old pets before they had them put to sleep. It
was very hard for them to let go. But in many cases (well, in all cases)
the animals quality of life was nil and once the people realized that
they were hurting their pet more by letting it suffer, they would
tearfully agree. It was sad, but at the same time, it was the last act
of love. They said their goodbyes then the animal quietly went to sleep.
It didn't suffer like it would have if it had just been left to slowly
die day after day.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:28:40
Message Number 13415
Knight Wols loves to be wide-eyed with insomnia.
With a name like Knight Owl, I'd have never guess. (grin) Sorry for the
above misspell......Wols.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:30:45
Message Number 13416
Love not sex. Oh? Though you were a George Micheal fan............
............"I want your Sex......, I want your love......"
Sorry, getting punchy.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:32:11
Message Number 13417
Well, I didn't HAVE to get married but it seemed the thing to do at the
time... Where were you in 1980 anyway????
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:36:16
Message Number 13420
SS>I'm sure I'll blush when I meet you too.....
Either that or you'll run........in the other direction.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:37:30
Message Number 13421
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! One of Alter's
all time funnies. "If I don't get kicked off line.......(click).
I love it!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:38:47
Message Number 13422
At least your friend was willing to talk it out and thank god she called
you. I wouldn't commit suicide (even if my life depended on it....sorry
pun was uncalled for) because of what it would do to my friends and my
family (not to mention what it'd do to ME!). I don't understand to this
day WHY she didn't call..... she had several on line support people at
the hospital she could have talked to. She could have called me. God,
I hate remembering this........
I actually resented her for doing it. First time I've ever admitted
that.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:42:51
Message Number 13423
Got a question, how do you know what number you have. I'm looking here
and I see that I am replying to 13390 but it doesn't say what number
THIS message is. Hmmmmmm.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:50:14
Message Number 13424
>Next I want 13456. Bids anyone?
Not me.../I/ got message #1 (in August of 1989, I think), so I'm
happy.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:51:53
Message Number 13425
You HAVEN'T seen Dark Star? It was the first movie John Carpenter
ever did; on the sound stage at UCLA. It has got to be just about
the FUNNIEST twenty minutes on film. We'lll have to make an effort to
get it for the Furry Party, if you still plan to attend...
"Bomb, get back in the bomb bay."
"No."
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Not A/R Band.
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:53:19
Message Number 13426
>Shame on you! You should at least came up with a variant so the thought
>was "unique."
Rest assured, they were both...unique. Handcuffs were, in fact, the only
common theme.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:55:13
Message Number 13427
>Nahhhhh the next "good" one will be...
...32712. (First five digits of my lucky number.)
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:58:27
Message Number 13428
>...subtle reorginazition of your cognizant thought processes into
>something resembling oatmeal.
Yes! That's it exactly! I couldn't put my finger on just what it was
about their logic that disturbs me, but that's it! They reason as well
as a bowl of Quaker Oats.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:00:18
Message Number 13429
Nope, I ended up not going to the fair myself. I got an abrupt interrupt
by Ken Sable and Rufus and Fennec, and we somehow never got around to
it. Too busy terrorizing neighborhood McDonald's and baffling over the
mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
Couldn't tell you why people can't enjoy something unless it's at
someone else's expense--not a problem of mine, so I dunno. Limited
vision, I guess.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:03:17
Message Number 13430
>I myself have contemplated suicide...
Really? You know, I've wanted for a long time to talk to someone who
was in the midst of actively considering killing himself--not
necessarily out of any noble aspirations, but because I don't "get"
the mindset you'd have to be in to do something like that. It's kind
of an alien state of mind to me--I don't grok it, I don't under-
stand it, so I'd like to talk to someone who was actually IN it
to see what it's like. Pardon the lack of sensitivity, but
it's hard to sympathize with someone when you have absolutely no
handle whatsoever on what's going through his mind.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Dominance
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:06:44
Message Number 13431
SS> [Talking about men leading more than women in a relationship]
SS> Yes, I agree...
Whyizzat?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:09:58
Message Number 13432
>Thanks for making me that laughing stock of the BSS.
Oh, come off it. It's not like it was that big a deal. Sheesh, you'd
swear I just eloped with your sister or something. Relax.
Friends?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:12:11
Message Number 13433
>Like, there's no chance for misunderstandings when face to face?
Of course there are--but they're less common, since you can read cues
into what the other person is saying. On a BBS, it's difficult to tell
sometimes when the other person is joking, or being sarcastic, or
whatever. I can think of at least one major blowup that happened right
here on A/R (betwixt Angel and Max) that was 100% the result of such
a misunderstanding.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:16:36
Message Number 13434
>Well, I didn't say it was a "real" number.
Nope. Didn't even have the right number of digits--that tipped me off
right away.
>I don't see you as the phone sex type...
Thanks!
>...you can't handcuff a phone.
I think. (Actually, you can do interesting things over the phone, but
not if you're paying for it.)
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:18:18
Message Number 13435
>I'd like to read that text.
You have a dezip utility? I think I have it zipped somewhere, but it's
too big to put in the D/L directory unzipped.
>So many minors call the boards. And they are twice as foul mouthed
>as any of the adults I know.
Ding ding ding! That's why so many BBS's don't allow handles and think
that handles would only be used by immature little twits--you go to
a system where most of the users are teenagers or below that
allows handles and all you see is little kids swearing at each other.
It's unfortunate, because there are a lot of otherwise reasonable people
who as a result will not call any system that allows handles. Same
goes for setting up "adult" areas on a BBS--in many cases, it's doomed
to fail. (Give people the right to say what they want and you'll find
many people have nothing to say but insist on saying it in the crudest,
most vulgar way possible). Oh well...I'm glad this system doesn't
suffer from those problems. There's always a counterexample, though.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:22:47
Message Number 13436
>The propoganda they left me was full of pictures of [heaven on
>Earth, Norman Rockwell version]...
Yep, I've got some of that. Got some stuff from the Fundies explaining
how the Jehovah's Witnesses are unwitting pawns of Satan, too, so I
guess it evens out. My personal favorite is the leaflet I have that
explains how Pope John Paul is a Nazi who, along with President Bush,
is secretely undermining the true religion and trying to replace it
with a fascist cult that will dominate all of America...I'M NOT MAKING
THIS UP! I SWEAR!!
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:27:57
Message Number 13437
>Yeah, we could start a Fantasy club. A fantasy storyboard.
Iff'n ya wants one, I'll set it up for you...limited access, and I'll
even let you decide who gets it.
--An obliging sysop Turtle
Yes, I know you weren't being serious, but iff'n you could pull it
off it would be interesting. I'd like to see that type of story-
board work.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:30:37
Message Number 13438
>(click).
>I love it!!!!!
You're sick. It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty.
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:55:35
Message Number 13442
You can try for message # 14444.PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE don't start using up
messages now...*]:) .
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Obnoxious?
Date & Time: 03/09/91 23:05:57
Message Number 13443
S> I tend to be like a windshield wiper.
Why is that?
SEE YA! (I gotta change that macro soon)
Knight Owl
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 00:54:10
Message Number 13446
I hope I never have an experience like that, but you're right. She
wasn't trying to kill herself, she knew she needed some help and
couldn't get her parents to listen to her. I believe that if she was
not taken seriously, she would have made sure that she would have
succeeded. BTW, that wasn't the last of her attempts. Usually, I'd
get a call about two in the morning and have to talk her out of it.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:09:03
Message Number 13447
SA> If a salesman calls me on the phone, it really pisses me off....it's
SA> like walking into your fromt room without knocking.
Or being knocked off line when trying to post. hehehehe
Yes, I can laugh now, but remember Turtle, I don't forget. See you at
the Furry Party. hehehehe
A sometimes vindicative,
Scott Steel
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Armadillo
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:11:51
Message Number 13448
SA> You'd have to have a dumptruck full of concrete to fill all the
SA. blanks in my mind.
Y'know, I could say something, but I won't.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Obnoxious?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:14:28
Message Number 13449
Y'know, just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean to whole world's
not out to get you.
(Stolen from the Specialist, but it was applicable.)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:17:11
Message Number 13450
SA> Love not sex. Oh? Thought you were a George Micheal fan......
SA>......."I want your sex...., Iwant you love....."
I am a George Micheal fan. Notice though "I want your love"?
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:18:58
Message Number 13451
SA> Where were you in 1980 anyway???
I was a freshmen in high school. Sorry.
May not be applicable, but what the hell,
"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along,"
"Yes, it's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:21:38
Message Number 13452
SA> I'll tell, if you will...(stealing your posts now)
I asked first!
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:22:38
Message Number 13453
SS> I'm sure I'll blush when I meet you too...
SA> Either that or you'll run... in the other direction.
I won't, as long as you don't faint. (incredibly macho, but it sounded
good)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:24:43
Message Number 13454
SA> I actually resented her for doing it......
Well, that kind of reaction is not unusual. I wouldn't even call it
selfish. Yes, that person needs someone, but it can be an awful
strain on the support person involved. I had to call that girl everyday
because, if I didn't I'd start worrying.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:26:48
Message Number 13455
SA> ...how do you know what number you have?
Well, I jumped off and read forward to keep track of all 17 messages so
I would know when I got the #13333.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:27:58
Message Number 13456
SA> Next I want 13456. Bids anyone?
T> Not me... /I/ got message #1, so I'm happy.
Well, obviously, that's not true. You stole #13333 from me.
Message number stealer.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Dominance
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:31:35
Message Number 13457
Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than woman in a
relationship. I was simply agreeing with her.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:32:47
Message Number 13458
T> Oh, come off it. It's not like it was that big a deal. Sheesh,
you'd swear I just eloped with your sister or something. RElax.
I don't have a sister.
T> Friends?
Yeah, Besides, I like being seen hanging out with a stud-muffin, like
yourself.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:37:48
Message Number 13459
SA> Yeah, we could start a Fantasy Club. Afantasy storyboard.
T> iff'n ya wants one, I'll set it up for you...limited access, and I'll
T" even let you decide who gets it.
I want one. And I want access.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:39:37
Message Number 13460
SA> (click)
SA> I love it!!!!!
T> You're sick. It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty.
Yep, it's about time you admitted to that.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:42:08
Message Number 13461
Yes, I got #13345 (in E-mail) and #13456. Mohahahahahahahahaha.
Tough cookies, Saavik.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: To Saavik
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:44:54
Message Number 13462
I thought it was neat that I quoted you saying, "Next I want #13456",
on message #13456, kind of ironic, huh?
Suffer. It's mine. All mine. (Yes, I'm gloating. sue me.)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:02:36
Message Number 13468
Ah, quit gloating. Bet you got #2, too.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Phone Sex
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:07:17
Message Number 13469
T>Actually, you can do interesting things over the phone, but.....
Is that over the phone or with the phone.....Arg, sorry about that.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:08:54
Message Number 13470
Yeah, I'm really proud of all of us. You might see a "off word" thrown
in here and there but it doesn't dominate the post. Some of the posts
on the "other boards" are designed just to show off an unsavory
vocabulary. Like, how many ways can you say, go screw yourself?
I notice you've been calling Terran. Whatcha think??
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:11:48
Message Number 13471
Save the pamplet about Bush and the Pope out for the Furry Party.
I've GOT to see this. (Maybe all that crossing himself the Pope does is
coded, hmmmmmm.) (maybe Hitler is still alive and well and wearing a
stupid little beanie on his bald head) Hmmmmm.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:14:11
Message Number 13472
Fantasy story board. Hmmmm. Between Scott Steel's imagination and mine,
I'm SURE we could pull it off. But you'd have to make the first post.
Hah!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Click!!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:15:39
Message Number 13473
Yes, I'm sick. It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty, BUT it was funny.
I mean NO HARM was really done was it????? And Scott deserved it for
all that gloating he did leading up to the fateful message number.
Ah, well. Since when did YOU get a consceince. (Ya I know, it's spelled
wrong.)
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Obnoxious?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:19:31
Message Number 13474
Windshield wiper type. You know, from one side to another. It's just
that I see sides to every story and sometimes I can't really choose.
So I jump back and forth. I'm a real stand up wimp, sometimes.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:21:30
Message Number 13475
Don't threaten Turtle......., that's dangerous. Hey Scott, is that
your furry party invitation I see burning in the ashtray???? LOOK!!!
The Yo Yo is putting it out with Mountain Dew. Whew! That was close.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Armadillo
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:23:11
Message Number 13476
SA>...a Dumptruck full of concrete to fill the blanks in my mind.
SS>Y'know, I could say something, but I won't.
Since when??? You know you're going to spout it sooner or later. So just
get it over with.......
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: GM
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:25:03
Message Number 13477
Yeah, I noticed that as soon as I typed it. Like I said, I was getting
punchy. Certainly YOU understand why!!!!!! (fangs sprouting now,
sudden desire to choke the life from the closest living thing).
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:27:07
Message Number 13478
SS>"Yes it's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes
along.
"Hold on to the night, hold on to the memory, I wish that I could give
you more...... I could be yours." ----Richard Marx.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:28:56
Message Number 13479
You may have asked first but hey, you're the dominant male......Lead on.
It's your move......... "checkmate"
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:30:06
Message Number 13480
SS> I won't (run) as long as you don't faint.
Would that be like fainting as in (mind swooning with desire), or
fainting as in (mind swimming in terror).
And yes, that was incredibly macho..... and you say you're not a stud
puppet. Hmmmph!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:32:53
Message Number 13481
SS>I'd call her everyday because if I didn't I'd start worrying.
Yes, I used to call Lorna a lot and we'd talk for hours. That was before
they put her on the manic depressive medication. She just seemed to clam
up after that. We drifted apart. Maybe in a way it was a relief because
I used to worry about her a lot, but after she died, I felt guilty about
not trying harder.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:35:48
Message Number 13482
SA> Well, I jumped off and read forward to keep track..... so I would
know when I got the 13333.
Well, aren't you the clever one.....(Hehehehe) But Turtle was watching
all that with a big shit eating grin on his face.....just waiting.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Dominance
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:37:48
Message Number 13483
(sticking out tongue and making juvinile face) Yeah! So there, we agree!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:39:46
Message Number 13484
But Scott, if we put all our fantasies on the board......, what will we4
have left to talk on the phone about......(pout pout)
Just joshing, this could be interesting........
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:41:24
Message Number 13485
SS>(typical gloating about his stupid message numbers again)(evil laugh)
SS>Tough cookies, Saavik.
Er, um, I, uh, (slinking away into the corner to nurse my broken dream
of owning 13456.) WHO CARES???????????
What a good sport, eh???
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: To Scott
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:44:55
Message Number 13486
Go ahead gloat....who cares (yawn). One day, you'll pay, (brushing nails
on shirt), you have to sleep sometime.
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:36:41
Message Number 13487
I can just see the kind of concert it would be. All kinds of fans
sitting there singing along with her and the band. It would be kind of
like one of her videos: on hte beach, with a fire, singing.
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:38:59
Message Number 13488
> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
Well, then, does that make it perverse instead? You know, similar to
"pervading", in effect, changing?
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: READING
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:52:30
Message Number 13489
I just went back through and read the last several messages, and am now
more sure than ever that we are all just a little wierd. Infighting over
message numbers, strange comebacks to normal sayings, etc. Boy! Ya gotta
love this business to really get involved in it. And I really love you
people. Without you, I'd be sane.
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:25:27
Message Number 13490
SA> maybe some other obnoxious jerk will come along ...
Now now... *I've* been called an obnoxious jerk before even tho I
consider it a non-truism - point is - some people just don't mix
with others and immediate dislike is the result. I really can't think
of *anyone* that Spe11W1nd got along with tho...
JoNboy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:27:42
Message Number 13491
SA> By the way, I like that statement....."Imagination should be
SA> exercised, not exorcised." Cute!
Oops! The above is TM JonBoy... *whew* anyway as for cute ---
Ah cha cha cha cha! I gotta million of 'em!
BTW - I was gonna ask if you've seen my favorite cult movie:
Kathleen Turner plays a hooker - "Crimes of Passion" so bizarre I
love it! The scene where she is riding the cop while he is tied
and gagged and she digs in her heels til he bleeds and then she
takes his billy club and ..... It's great.
A cult-fantasy-softporn JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Handle on it
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:31:34
Message Number 13492
SA> Ohhhh, very good. ... You are being evil.
Thanks m'love - a truly nasty evil sense of humor takes years to
cultivate and always welcomes an appreciative audience...
(puhleaze!)
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:33:25
Message Number 13493
SA> I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when Scott saw "No Carrier"
Me too babe. I'm just a voyeur at heart and love to watch their
little eyes spin with disbelief when they've been had.
SA> ....but then again, EVERYTHING makes me blush.
Really! Ever had someone sneak up and turn /off/ the hot water while
you are taking a shower? You may SEE red but I'll bet you're really
too busy shaking those famous little bumps off to BE red!
A practical-joker JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:36:58
Message Number 13494
SA> .....you can't handcuff a phone.
Hell no! In a pinch you can /use/ the phone as a pair of real good
restraining devices (yes devices - the handle at one end and the body
at the other with the cord doing the dirty work). Man I'll tell ya
those cords can really stretch.
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:43:10
Message Number 13495
T> get it for the Furry Party, if you still plan to attend...
/PLAN/ to attend??!!!! Nay nay pui'che! I'm GONNA be there! Come the
slobbering lips of apple cider crazed werewolves I'll be there. And
of course we need good wholesome entertainment. Maybe we could even
try out my copy of "Heavy Metal" (hint hint).
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not A/R Band.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:45:42
Message Number 13496
T> Handcuffs were, in fact, the only common theme.
Ever notice that handcuffs make a shadow like the infinity sign?
just thought I'd toss that in...
A eternally-seeking JonBoy
PS - another good "old" word - Pysmatic - means forever searching...
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:47:35
Message Number 13497
T> ...32712. (First five digits of my lucky number.)
And why - pray tell - wouldn't it be 32768?
A Byte-Wise and Nybble-poor JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:48:59
Message Number 13498
T> They reason as well as a bowl of Quaker Oats.
Welll - ya got me there Hoss! I never (I mean EVER) tried to reason
with a bowl of oatmeal. I mean it was a definate one sided conversation
with the oatmeal getting a one-sided mmmmmmpppphhhh as my only
acknowledgement to its existence. I mean that shit gets smart with
me and I throw an egg or two at it, roll it in flour and make cookies
out of it. Ya gotta know how to stay on top of these things man...
A hard-baked JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Faire
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:53:00
Message Number 13499
T> baffling over the mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
Huh! I got news for ya - running uucp on ANYTHING with Unix is
a mystery!
T> Limited ision, I guess.
I guess me too as I can't even relate to the whys'.
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:55:25
Message Number 13500
T> major blowup (betwixt Angel and Max)
I was in on that one - yeah it was bad. I wonder if that's why we
don't hear from her anymore?
JonBoy
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:37:07
Message Number 13502
/,Yes, I can laugh now, but remember Turtle, I don't forget.
That's funny...that's exactly the same thing Jill and Lori /both/
said. You know, I don't think I should show up for the Furry Party...
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Belonging
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:38:39
Message Number 13503
>"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along."
Gods below, I HATE and DETEST that song and all the attitudes and ideas
it embodies. People cannot BELONG to other people, /ever/. And the
"right one" implies that there can only be ONE 'right' somebody...
Manifest Bullshit (tm).
@SetTirade(Off)
Sorry, that song just bugs me. Lots.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Dominance
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:41:30
Message Number 13504
>Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than woman...I was
>simply agreeing with her.
Why?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:42:29
Message Number 13505
>I like [something involving referring to Turtle as a 'stud muffin']
I don't forget, either. Grrr.....
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: New base
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:47:01
Message Number 13506
>I want one. And I want access.
That's one vote in favor...any others?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Phone Sex
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:48:10
Message Number 13507
>Is that over the phone or with the phone...
Both, actually, as long as it's not a cordless phone. I ment over the
phone, though.
>Arg, sorry about that.
No you're not.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:49:58
Message Number 13508
>I notice you've been calling Terran. Whatcha think?
I've been calling that system since it was first running on a
Commodore 128 as "Courts of Chaos." Rocky Kinsey (Random, the sysop)
is a friend of mine. I like the software a lot, and I'd like the system
a lot more if some of the users weren't so...sad. (I was moderator of
the Courts of Chaos storyboards once upon a time, and my character ended
up in bed with a six-foot barbarian mouse, but that's another story.)
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:52:12
Message Number 13509
>But you'd have to make the first post. Hah!!
I certainly would; "This is the new limited-access area for x, y,
and z. Moderator is [fill in name here, probably you--you did bring it
up, after all.]" After that, it'd be all yours (so to speak). You still
game?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Click!!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:54:36
Message Number 13510
>Since when did YOU have a consceince [conscience].
Hey! I resent that. Why, I'm one of the most lovable, sweet-tempered
people you'll ever meet.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:57:55
Message Number 13511
>But Turtle was watching all that with a big shit eating grin on his
>face.....just waiting.
Nope. Turtle arrived home just scant moments before Mr. Steel got to
the fateful message number. I looked at the screen, read #13332,
figured out what he was up to, and did a nasty. Had I had the monitor
off (as is normally the case) or come home two minutes later...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:04:02
Message Number 13512
Speaking of slobbering lips of apple cider...I may be persuaded
(assuming I can find some unfiltered apple cider around these parts) to
make some world-famous Hot Horny Foxes at the Furry Party. One part
apple cider, one part apple schnapps, heat to jst below a simmer and
stir in a cinnamon stick. Mmmmmmmmmmm!!
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:09:13
Message Number 13513
>And why - pray tell - wouldn't it be 32768?
Because those aren't the first five digits of my lucky number, of
course! (In case you're wondering, the entire thing is
3271225497265020071970960.) The '32712' is significant promarily
because it's the start address of Radio Shack's keyboard debounce
program for their earliest Model I's.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:12:08
Message Number 13514
T> Baffling over the mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
J> Huh! I got news for ya - running uucp on ANYTHING with Unix is
J> a mystery!
Yeah, but the Amiga in question is running AmigaDOS rather than Unix.
Someone actually ported uucp over to run in the Amiga's native mode.
(Hey, someone wrote a full uucp implementation for CP/M...and he was
making noises on GEnie like he wants to give /me/ the source code
and have me port it over to LS-DOS. Mind you, we're talking ten
thousand lines of assembly source here...)
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:14:45
Message Number 13515
>I wonder if that's why we don't hear from her anymore?
Nope - she and Max patched up their differences and worked things out
a while before she vanished. The software company she was working for
dissolved about six months ago leaving her unexpectedly without visible
means of support, though, so that may be why she's not around any more.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Armadillo
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:27:34
Message Number 13517
SS> Y'know, I could say something, but I won't.
SA> Since when???? YOu know you're going to spout it sooner or later.
SA> So just get it over with.....
Nope.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:30:32
Message Number 13518
SA> ...and you say you're not a stud muffin. Hmmmph!!
Not comment..
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:31:33
Message Number 13519
SA> ...but after she died, I felt guilty about not trying harder.
You can't take responsibility for someone else's life. You also can't
help someone who won't reach out.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:32:53
Message Number 13520
SA> ... But Turtle was watching all that with a big shit eating grin
SA> on his face...jsut waiting.
Actually , he just walked in the door when I was entering #13333.
He saw what I was doing and logged me off the hard way.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Dominance
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:40:21
Message Number 13521
SS> Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than women...I was
SS> simply aggreeing with her.
T> Why?
Forget it, it's a long, long explanation. But if you really want to know
call me on voice, because I won't type it all in.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:22:49
Message Number 13522
On the beach, with a fire, singing. Hey, I LIKE that!!!! Maybe we should
write to Carly and suggest it. I'd buy a ticket!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:24:13
Message Number 13523
Pervading. Ok, Tib, quit using those "big" words on me. Perverse, I
understand. Hehhe. As for Turtle's mind, who knows what lurks.......
Only the Yo Yo knows.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: READING
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:25:55
Message Number 13524
TB> Without you (people) I'd be sane.
Sane??? NOOOOO. Not sane!!! Don't you know, Sanity is all in your mind.
What's insane to one, is normal to the other. Of course, normal does not
apply to us folks.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:28:19
Message Number 13525
JB>I've been called an obnoxious jerk before.......
Hold the press!!!!!!! One obnoxious jerk on the board is enough!!
But I hardly think it applies to you. I would hardly call you obnoxious,
or a jerk.
JB>I can't think of anyone that Spellwind got along with tho.....
Except maybe himself.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:33:41
Message Number 13526
I haven't seen Crimes of Passion, but after this, I gotta rent it.
Hmmmm, Kathleen Turner plays "Ride 'em, Cowboy". Yeah, I gotta see this.
What's she do with the billy club?
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Handle on it
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:37:22
Message Number 13527
JB> A truly nasty evil sense of humor takes years to cultivate....
Keep up the good work.
JB>Always welcomes an appreciative audience....
(Applauding) Bravo!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:39:24
Message Number 13528
JB>Ever had someone sneak up and turn off the hot water while you are
JB>taking a shower....
No one that lived to tell about it. (Hehe) I don't get mad, I get even.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Phone Sex
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:45:11
Message Number 13529
SA>Arg, sorry about that.
T>No, you're not.
Yeah, your right. (as usual)
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:46:23
Message Number 13530
I wasn't Modem wise when Courts was up but Cyberpunk and Thumper One
introduced me to Rocky just before Terran began. It's a great board,
but there is a lot of BS on it. I should know, a lot of it is mine.
(sheepish grin).
T>My character ended up in bed with a six-foot barbarain mouse....
KINKY!!!! Now I'm sure you should start the first post in the Fantasy
Base.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:49:23
Message Number 13531
Am I still game? You betcha. I was thinking about this story where
this Turtle ends up in bed with this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse. Whatcha
think??
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Click!!!!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:51:23
Message Number 13532
Thank you for correcting my spelling (grimace).
I'm sure you are most lovable and sweet tempered. Hey! I never met a
Turtle I didn't like. Of Course, I haven't had too many mutual
conversations with turtles. They are, however, good listeners.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:57:11
Message Number 13533
Nope! Nope? Grrrr, you are one stubborn Man, Steel.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:58:58
Message Number 13534
SS>You cam
Ok, I'll try again.
SS>You can't take responsibility for someone else's life.
I know, but she'd turned to me so many times in the past, that I
couldn't help wonder if she'd TRIED to call me but I wasn't home.
In my mind....I can hear the phone ringing....and ringing..... (sigh)
That's something I'll never know.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/06/91 12:01:08
Message Number 13535
SS>Logged me off the hard way.
Yeah, it's called "Dumping the Scum". No offense, that's what they call
it. And I bet it wasn't hard at all. (click)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 15:56:33
Message Number 13538
I've got to see that Kathleen Turner movie, Crimes of Passion.
I haven't seen it either. Wanna get together and watch it?
No, I never give up.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/06/91 15:59:43
Message Number 13539
SA> I was thinking about this story where this Turtle ends up in bed
SA> with this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse.
No, let's START it there. And let it go downhill from there. With you
and me posting, I'm sure it won't take long for it to hit bottom.
hehehehe. I want to play a female character.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 16:03:37
Message Number 13540
Nope! Nope? Grrrrr, you are one stubborn Man, Steel.
Yeah, I know it.
Remember me telling you about, "If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth
a ****."? Steel's can be hard y'know, at least until you melt it.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 16:06:15
Message Number 13541
SA> In my mind...I can hear the phone ringing...
STOP THAT! I MEAN IT! No one, and that includes you, can take the blame
for something they had no control over. You could only help her as
much as SHE would let you. You couldn't make her put into action
whatever you advised her to do or not to do. If she lacked the strength
to do what she knew was right than how can you be responible? You
couldn't really impart strength. You could only give support, nothing
more. Try comparing it to your children and, let's say, a rainy day.
You're children want to go out and play, but they can't because it's
rainy out. Now, they look to you to fix the weather. You can't.
Yes, I'm sure, you feel bad for the children, but are you to blame for
the weather? Of course not. In the same way you're not to blame for
her taking her own life.
If she had called you, which you're not sure if she did or not, if you
had turned her away, then maybe, you could feel partly responible.
But you can't be expected to sit home every night in case she called.
You did your best. You did more than most people would have. Maybe
your guilty of caring too much, but beyond that, NO WAY!
A sometimes preachy,
(climbs off soap box)
Scott Steel
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:45:41
Message Number 13542
T> I don't think I should show up for the Furry Party
Nahhhhh it's your Bday - they wouldn't do mayhem on yer body on such
a sacred occasion.... (suuuurrrrreeee they wouldn't)
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:49:12
Message Number 13543
T> ... I may be persuaded ,... Hot Horny Foxes...
Ummmmmmmmmm! What does it take? *who* would it take, sounds like a
drink that I could appreciate.
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:51:26
Message Number 13544
T> signiuficant because ... address for debounce...
I still have most of the monitor ROM addresses for the Apple //
engraved on my brain. we used hex tho... I HATE signed decimal
A once-Bytten JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Faire
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:53:39
Message Number 13545
T> running AmigaDOS,,,
Which we used to affectionately refer to as a "multi-crashing"
operating system.... actually it ain't a bad port seeing how
the AmigaDOS benefited from being written in C with many hooks
and system calls built in. Unix was in their thoughts...
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:56:09
Message Number 13546
Does Angel drive a Jag perchance? Or work for a woman that drives
a Jag? I "know" of a woman that also work/repped for a software co.
that went tits up about 6 months ago. She runs a dress shop at
St. Armands now...
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:59:10
Message Number 13547
SA?> I would hardly call you obnoxious or a jerk...
Gee! Thanks Luv - you rate a big squeeze at the Furry Party for that
one. (Gimme an excuse - ANY excuse!)
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:00:41
Message Number 13548
Crimes of Passion has kind of a lame plot in places but the real
playoff is that Anthony Perkins plays a real twisted sicko street
preacher that is out to "save" the whores - espoecially China Blue
(Kathleen Turner). The movie is very unique in that the sordid
scenes are very realistic - like the room with peep holes where
guys can watch the stripper dance - or people make love.
The scene where the business man and his wife pick her up for
a threesome is kinda contrived but funny. There are a lot of
s
small scenes that make this a really good movie.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Pervasive
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:34:45
Message Number 13549
>As for Turtle's mind, who knows what lurks......
Well, I understand there's an oracle in Des Moines who's pretty much
an expert on me. He monitors all my thoughts on shortwave radio and
sells the transcripts to foreign powers without a permit or export
license.
The Yo Yo is quite ignorant. It thinks it knows me, but it's mistaken.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:37:51
Message Number 13550
>KINKY!!!!
I prefer the term "exotic." I have very...exotic tastes.
>Now I'm sure you should start the first post in the Fantasy Base.
So that means I need to set it up now, I bet. Well, I'll get the
mechanics going this evening and turn it over to you...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:39:14
Message Number 13551
(Re: the subject line: Are you?)
>I was thinking about this story where this Turtle ends up in bed with
>this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse. Watcha think?
I think it's been done. C'mon, be creative!
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:40:59
Message Number 13552
>No offense, that's what they call it.
That's what who calls it? I call it being obnoxious.
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: HHF's
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:42:20
Message Number 13553
>Ummmmmmmmmm! What does it take?
Finding some @$%# unfiltered apple cider in Florida out of season. Iff'n
anyone comes up with a place that'll hace it (the stuff won't keep for
two weeks), give me a holler and I'll arrange for Hot Horny Foxes at the
Furry Party. It's gotta be real cider (not apple juice) of the un-
pasteurized, un-processed, un-filtered variety or what you get tastes
kinda boring.
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Hex & You
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:44:48
Message Number 13554
>we used hex tho... I HATE signed decimal.
We TRS-80 hackers used hex, too, except for when the machine was first
turned on. A familiar sight to TRS-80 hackers is the old familiar
Memory Size? _
that appeared on power-up; it's BASIC asking how much high memory to
protect for interrupt routines and the like. If you were using
KBFIX (which I was, being one of the lucky ones who got one of the
original bouncy keyboards before Radio Shack fixed the problem) you'd
enter 32712 to protect 55 bytes of high memory for the debounce
routine.
Tres interessant, no?
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: AmyDOS
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:48:03
Message Number 13555
T> running AmigaDOS...
J> Which we used to affectionately refer to as a "multi-crashing"
J> operating system....
Last I heard that expression went out with AmyDOS 1.2; 1.3 fixed a lot
of the problems and now programs like Gomf can intercept the odd stray
guru and prevent the system from going down in flames due to a stray
hiccup. AmyDOS 2.0 removes the guru completely (thank God)...like it
really matters now that Commodore's decided Unix V.4 and Open Look is
the way to go with their top-end machines.
Intuition is still kinda kludgey as GUI's go, though...I'd almost rather
deal with (dare I really say this?) Windows for ease of use. 'Course,
Intuition is a /lot/ smaller...like about 1/20th as big...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:51:49
Message Number 13556
>Does Angel drive a Jag perchance?
Nope. A little American econobox that breaks down a lot.
>Or work for a woman that drives a Jag?
Couldn't tell you.
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Crimes/Passion
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:52:58
Message Number 13557
>...Anthony Perkins plays a real twisted street preacher...
Click! I thought I knew the movie, but now I'm /certain/ I do, although
when Cindy and I rented it it was called "China Blue" rather than
"Crimes of Passion." Same movie, though. I wasn't that impressed with it
although it did have its moments.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:51:42
Message Number 13560
SS>No, I never give up.
Got that Camaro yet??? Huh?? No? Well, I can be stubborn too, you know.
But I would like to see that movie.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:52:59
Message Number 13561
SS>I want to play a female character.
What this??? Mr. Studly wants to play the fem????
Well, er, sure. Sthweetie. Why not. Can I play a 6 foot Barbarian
Mouse with a bad attitude, (and a wicked set of handcuffs)?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:55:19
Message Number 13562
SS>IF it ain't stiff..(and more macho bullshit).
Puhleeeaase.
SS>Steel can be hard y'know, at least until you melt it.
So can a cow pie, until the rains come. (dancing in a circle, chanting l
like a rainmaker)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:58:12
Message Number 13563
Thank you for the lecture and the kick in the ass. You're right. There
was nothing I could have done either way. I just wish she'd given me
the chance. (Careful stepping off that soapbox, you could fall and
break your neck, and we couldn't have that, now, could we?)
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:00:54
Message Number 13564
Tit's up, JB? Does that mean when a man's business goes "under", he
goes "dick up"? I just hada ask.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:02:21
Message Number 13565
JB>Thanks Luv....
You're welcome.
JB>..you rate a big squeeze at the Furry Party...
I'll take that over a "big chill" any day. See ya there!!!!!!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:04:33
Message Number 13566
Strippers? Threesomes? Yeah, I definately gotta watch this movie.
But whenever I see Kathleen Turner these days, I think of War of the
Roses. I keep expecting this Black Rover to come down the street, hell
bent and fury bound.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Pervasive
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:06:29
Message Number 13567
Ah, it's an ignorant alien Yo Yo. Well.................there goes the
neighborhood.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:07:35
Message Number 13568
YeeHaw!!!!!! My own Fantasy Island on Alter Reality. Now all I need
is a short little guy and a white suit.
"Botth, De Plane, De plane....."
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:09:34
Message Number 13569
T>It's been done, C'mon, be creative!
Ok, I'll er, sleep on it tonight. Lets see..................on a misty
...naw, wait, um,.. steam rolled up from streets as the cool of the
night sank into the streets............. Yeah, I'll sleep on it. zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:11:58
Message Number 13570
SA>That's what they call it.
T> (re: dumping the scum) That's what who calls it?
You know, "they", "them", certainly not me.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:07:58
Message Number 13571
SA> But I would like to see that movie.
With me? (Puppy-dog face, begging)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:08:59
Message Number 13572
SA> What's this???? Mr. Studly wants to play the fem????
Come up with an original character!
I'm thinking of an female ninja for Japan. More details later (when the
base is set up). That way she can fuck up anyone she doesn't want to
fuck.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:12:47
Message Number 13573
SA> I just wish she'd given me the chance.
Grrrrr.....where's my soapbox....DAMN IT!! Re-read that message.
You did everything in your power that you could do. Period. It
was her choice, not yours. Stop guilt-tripping yourself.
SA> I just wish she'd given me the chance.
You've got it wrong, say to yourself, "I just wish she'd given yourself
the chance." Also, say to yourself, "It's not my fault. I did
everything I could to help her."
Now, repeat that over and over again. Then go re-read that lecture.
I mean it. No Kidding.
You shouldn't be putting yourself through this.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:19:04
Message Number 13574
SA> Tit's up, JB? Does that mean when a man's business goes "under",
SA> he goes "dick up"? I just hada ask.
Y'know, I think JB qualifies for our little "Fellow Pervert" club.
Yeah, with Saavik as president.
Pervert!!
And yes, your welcome.
===========
From: BEATLE
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/07/91 07:17:28
Message Number 13576
I leave comics and magazines and brown bags at your home, and nobody
finds them, but you can tell when someone leaves a YOYO at your house??
Ghee!!
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:28:52
Message Number 13577
OK, you get her address and we'll compose a letter. Then we'll ask the
city if we can use someplace like maybe Midnight Pass beach and start a
nice fire and invite all our friends and get someone to donate hot dogs
and Cokes, and we'll spend all night there with the band and Carly and
watch the sunset and ten the sunrise and sing all night long.
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:32:38
Message Number 13578
> Only the Yo Yo knows.
Tell us, great and powerful YoYo, what lurks in your mind?
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: READING
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:34:26
Message Number 13579
>Sane??? NOOOO.
Well, as they say in France, "Chaque un a son gout." Loosely translated
meaning "One man's meat is another man's poison." And my mind has been
poisoned past the point of insanity!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:30:22
Message Number 13580
SS>With me? (puppy dog face, begging)
Sure, why not. Just fast forward thru the steamy parts...........
my willpower ain't what it used to be. (Blush) But then again, what is?
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:33:59
Message Number 13581
A female ninja, eh? Sounds interesting. I'll have to think on my
character..hmmmm.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:36:06
Message Number 13582
Yeah, you're right. Who brought the subject of suicide up anyway.
I don't wanna talk about it anymore. (crossing arms and pouting).
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:37:20
Message Number 13583
Scott, you are "three" times the pervert I am, you know. Hehe.
I'll settle for V.P., you can have the helm position.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Carly
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:39:04
Message Number 13584
This could be the start of an annual party. Carly and friends. Think
she'd go for it.
????
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:39:59
Message Number 13585
TB>Tell us, great and powerful YoYo, what lurks in your mind?
The YoYo sit's quietly on the nightstand beside Turtle's bed. It emits
a barely audible sigh and rolls it's neon eyes. Obviously, the YoYo
ain't saying.
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: HHF's
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:17:31
Message Number 13586
T> Iff'n anyone comes up with a place that'll hace it ...
I'll get tight on it boss! (ummmmmmm HHF's makes my tongue hard...)
A without JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Hex & You
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:18:54
Message Number 13587
T> Tres interessant, no?
Oui m'sier - I jes love those early micros - like keying in the
bootstrap on an old Altair via fron panel. Hell I even had a
Heath H-8 that you had to load the floppy bootstrap in the octal
keypad (or was it hex?). Nie mehr. I can't say I miss those days
but it was definately an experience.
A hexed JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: AmyDOS
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:21:54
Message Number 13588
T> (dare I really say this?) Windows for ease of use.
Sure Windows is easy to use for the user - for the programmer - another
story - I await my copy of Borland C++ for Windows to find out if the
horror stories are true...
T> 'Course,Intuition is a /lot/ smaller...like about 1/20th as big...
One of my major laughs of the day is when people tell me that Windows
manages the computer resources more efficiently - I reply "you mean
there's something /left/ after Windows grabs it all?". Windows
applications are the biggest damned programs I've ever seen in my
life. Now - when Windows provides all I/O drivers and then hooks
into the GUI so that you have acess to all those nifty toolbax functions
and Windows manages all the resources like memory - why in the /hell/
are those programs so BIG????? Seems to me all that's left is pure
program logic with minor calls to external OS hooks. I have always
maintained that MSDIOS (< intended!) is the most bloated code around
if for no other reason than the necessary code for segment arithmetic.
Ah well - see what ya started!!!
MSDOS needs AlkaSeltzer for that
bloated code feeling
JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Crimes/Passion
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:28:51
Message Number 13589
T> I wasn't that impressed with it although it did have its moments.
Ain't that whuddi said? Those moments are worth it tho...
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:30:01
Message Number 13590
SA> (dancing in a circle, chanting llike a rainmaker)
You are one cold lady sometimes ... (admiring look)
A mutually appreciative JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:31:15
Message Number 13591
SA> Does that mean when a man's business goes "under", he goes "dick up"
Well except in extreme cases it ain't nearly as buoyant as a woman's
natural water wings. Besides - it's at the wrong end to keep his
head above water...
a practical JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:33:16
Message Number 13592
SA> keep expecting this Black Rover to come down the street, hell
SA> bent and fury bound.
Now THAT was a classic woman scorned story... (scary too)
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:35:19
Message Number 13593
SA> Y'know, I think JB qualifies for our little "Fellow Pervert" club.
Of /course/ I qualify! Jeez... I worked ong and hard (no pun intended)
to get to this point of perversity. Besides - (I've told this story
before) I really hated this hick from Tennessee when I was in the
service (and I can't say that I even dislike many people) but he took
a liking to me and followed me everywhere and bugged the shit outta me.
Finally one day I happened to start talking about some mild B&D and
he freaked out and said "oh man - that's sick!" and left. *Click*
I became obsessed with discovering any kind of new "perversity"
(and - yes some ARE perverse) to start talking about when this guy
would start to bug me. He even went to the commander and told him
that I was so sick I should be locked up or kicked out. I was
/so/ pleased with myself... The best source for so called "different"
sex practices are in the orient. Wow - I have my own little library
of things I'd like to try but some of them require hardware...
A "Build-a-better-sex-life JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:43:10
Message Number 13594
SA> It emitsa barely audible sigh and rolls it's neon eyes.
It ain't got neon eyes and it has a slipped clutch when it spins too
fast. They probably dropped it off as a dysfunctional member of
Cyberpunk YoYo society. It does whirr when you drop it tho...
:::::::::::::Yoinggggggggggggg::::::::::::*Click*///////Zip!
And it is once again ready for another roll.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:09:53
Message Number 13595
JB>You are one cold lady sometimes........
Yeah, they call me Popcicle toes. I've actually been called a Dragon
Lady before, but that was in court and HE lost!!!!!!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:11:55
Message Number 13596
And besides...... when a man's business goes "under", he'll tell you
it was a shrewd business move for tax purposes. Sorry, guys, no offence,
I've just been getting burned lately by some local restaurants that keep
going out of business. These guys have such an attitude. "Sorry, Babe,
what do you want me to say.... I haven't got a dime to pay you. So sue
my corporation...., it's in bankrupcy anyway..." He says as he drives
off in his new Mercedes. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! By the time you go to court,
the corporation is looonnnnng gone!! Kaput. Disolved.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:16:03
Message Number 13597
I loved the way the movie ended. Just desserts I'd say. Did you read
the cover of the video tape? It has a real cute line about the movie on
it.......(sigh) Wish I could remember what it says but right now there
is a very loud, wailing guitar in my living room. I swear, my monitor is
vibrating off of the table...... whoa!
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:20:21
Message Number 13598
Yeah, you qualify. I can't wait to see what YOU post on the Fantasy
Base........ Sex practices from the orient, eh? I believe Scott said
something about a female ninja character........
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:22:17
Message Number 13599
Gee, JB, you really know your YoYo's. Sounds like you've been very close
with this particular YoYo. I can't wait to meet him. I assume he will be
attending the "Furry Party". (snicker) like he has a choice.
===========
From: GROUCHO
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:25:54
Message Number 13600
I particularly liked your reply regarding a man's business going
"dick up" as opposed to "tits up". In fact it rates a 21 gun salute ..
(bang bang bang) * 7
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From: GROUCHO
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: one mans meat
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:30:00
Message Number 13601
TI> One man's meat is another man's poison"
Does this in any way refer to the aids epidemic?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:56:48
Message Number 13603
>Can I play a 6 foot Barbarian Mouse with a bad attitude, ...
Well, presumably, although Murr (the other six-foot barbarian mouse)
was actually very sweet.
>...(and a wicked set of handcuffs)?
And what, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs? Naughty,
naughty!
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:59:05
Message Number 13604
>YeeHaw!!!!! [etc]
Tell me who should have access to it initially and I'll actually open
'er up.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: BEATLE
Subject: Yoyo!!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:00:26
Message Number 13605
>...but you can tell when someone leaves a YOYO at your house??
Anything I find entertaining, I find.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Hex & You
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:02:36
Message Number 13606
>Hell I even had a Heath H-8 that you had to load the floppy bootstrap
>in the octal keypad (or was it hex?).
It was hex. (Got an H-8 keyboard in the attic, and a complete heath H-89
that doesn't work except in diagnostic mode).
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: AmyDOS
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:04:23
Message Number 13607
>MSDOS needs AlkaSeltzer for that bloated code feeling
ROFL!!!! That is one of the funniest things I have /ever/ read! Yeah,
MS-DOS apps need help. MS-DOS needs help. (How many people still re-
member that Microsoft kept saying MS-DOS 3.0 was gonna be multi-user,
multi-tasking?) IBM's BIOS needs help...why someone needs a CONOUT
BIOS routine that's two hundred instructions long is beyond me...
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:09:07
Message Number 13608
SS> With me?
SA> Sure, why not. Just fast forward thru the steamy parts........
Yes, but remember I own the remote control, not you...hehehehe
When?
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:10:35
Message Number 13609
Who brought (up) the subjest of suicide anyway.
Me. Sorry. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories. It was hoped that it
could become an ethical discussion not a sharing of bad memories.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:13:07
Message Number 13610
SA> Scott, you are "three" times the pervert I am, you know.
Thanks for the compliment!
SA> I'll settle for V.P.
Do you really want to be under me? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I KNOW you're blushing.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:20:13
Message Number 13611
SA> (dancing in a circle, chanting like a rainmaker)
JB> You are one cold lady sometimes.... (admiring look)
Agreed.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:21:41
Message Number 13612
JB> a practical Jonboy, a without Jonboy....etc, etc, etc.
You know, it may be said that you're a title-grabbing Jonboy.
You copy Turtle too much.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:24:33
Message Number 13613
JB> The best source for so called "different" sex practices are in the
JB> oriental.
Why do you think I picked an oriental chick as a character for the
fantasy board?
A sexually knowledgeable
Scott Steel.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:27:29
Message Number 13614
SA> ..I've been called Dragon Lady before, but that was in court and
SA> He lost!!!!
What did you go to court for? (You know I'd ask.)
A curious Scott Steel
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/08/91 00:04:44
Message Number 13616
>The best source for so called "different" sex practes are in the
>orient.
Man, you ain't kiddin'. You ever hear of one called "Seven Knots to
Heaven"? Weird shit. The Oriental attitude toward sex is totally
different from the Western one--they see it as more of an art form
than a form of recreation. (And I have a weakness for Oriental women,
too...)
===========
From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Let's Party!!!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 00:43:51
Message Number 13617
------------ FURRY PARTY ------------
------- F U R R Y P A R T Y -------
-- F U R R Y P A R T Y --
WHEN: Saturday, March 23, 1991 to Sunday,
March 24, 1991.
WHERE: Turtle's Apartment, 1895 Shadowood,
on US 301, Sarasota, FL (right by
the airport).
WHO: Any sapient being capable of using
language to express the concept that
he, she, or it is there of free will.
WHY: To celebrate the occasion of Turte's
birth.
The Entertainment: Screenings of "Akira" and
"Dark Star;" synchronized jumping; Hot Horny
Foxes (subject to availability of apple cider
out of season), juggling foxes, art, techie
stuff, Mountain Dew, and, of course, sexy
foxes.
Be there or suffer the eternal scorn of the
Great Aardvark, and sink into the uttermost
gloom of eternal darkness where there are no
Post-It fish and all the light bulbs are
burned out.
An Anarchy Now, Inc. Production. (c) 1991 Anarchy
Now, Inc. All rights reserved, all wrongs righted,
all things come to he who waits.
===========
From: BEATLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 07:08:32
Message Number 13618
> we simply beat on the walls.
At Turtle's, that would be WORSE...
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From: BEATLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/08/91 07:11:41
Message Number 13619
> What's wrong with an IBM?????
Where do I begin??
> Tandy 1000SL.
ACH! I hate Tandys.
> Whats a TRS-80?
Ah!! Naivete! TRS-80's (or TRaSh-80's, as they've been called) are the
earlier home computers produced by Radio Shack/Tandy.
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From: BEAVER
To: BEATLE
Subject: Tandys
Date & Time: 03/08/91 08:45:57
Message Number 13620
>> Tandy 1000sl
> ACH! I hate Tandys.
If Tandy's were meant to be, they would have been Commodores! Anyway,
the only good tandy is a dead Tandy!
Hey Beatle! I'm back!!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:30:20
Message Number 13622
T:What, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs?
You started it. (grin) You tell me. I, personally, have never been
handcuffed by any one other than a police officer (but that's another
story).
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:31:53
Message Number 13623
T: Tell me who should have access to it. (Fantasy land). Er, uh, well
let's ask the readers who is interested. Hey, guys!!!! Anybody want to
go to fantasy land????? Leave E mail, or whatever.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyo!!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:34:07
Message Number 13624
T: Anything I find entertaining, I find.
You got a point there. Maybe that's why I can never find matching socks
in my house.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:36:02
Message Number 13625
SS> Yes, but remember I own the remote control, not you (dirty laugh)
You would pull rank on me???? BYORC. Bring your own remote control??
SS>when?
Hmmmmm. Let's see, I'll get back to you on that one. 'Kay?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:37:34
Message Number 13626
Yeah, suicide COULD be an ethical discussion but it would always bring
back bad memories for anyone who's had a close encounter with it.
Whether directly or not. If you've ever attempted suicide, it's got to
have been a very dramatic memory and if you
have ever had a loved one who tried or suceeded suicide, well, that's
pretty tramatic too.
I wish I could understand what people feel when they get that desparate
for escape.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:40:54
Message Number 13627
SS> Do you really want to be under me? I KNOW you're blushing.
Major blush attach. People coming into my office..."Hey, are you ok? Did
you get too much sun yestarday??"
You are a devil, Scott. I'll still settle for V.P. But I want an office
of my own..... safer that way.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:44:09
Message Number 13628
SS> A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel.
You are gloating again, Pal!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Nope!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:45:05
Message Number 13629
I have the dubious honor of prosecuting bad debt accounts for Barway.
When someone defaults on their lease or slips out on unpaid balances,
they have to deal with me.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:47:32
Message Number 13630
SS to Groucho: Why is it you picked only the sexual ones (messages) to
reply to.
Stop picking on Groucho, Scott. Maybe he replies to them because it's
something he is an expert on. Maybe he's going to give you a "run" for
your money around here. After all, aren't you the "Sexually Knowledgeabl
Scott Steel?
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: BEATLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:51:43
Message Number 13631
Ah, so I am welcomed to Computer Bashing 101, eh. You're instructer is
Beatle.
B>Ach! I hate Tandy's.
They don't like you either.
My computer is Vulcan insulted.
Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
To: BEAVER
Subject: Tandys
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:54:00
Message Number 13632
ARG!!!!! Another Tandy Basher. Hmmmmph!!!!
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From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 14:31:35
Message Number 13633
Don't mind the Tandy bashers. There are plenty of them around. There are
also plenty of us who cut our teeth on Tandy's in the early days and
have a strange appreciation for the early models and their simplistic
design and programming. I can remember thinking I was big stuff 'cause
I had a Model 1 with 16k of RAM and all my friends only had 4k. I was
big stuff back then!!
I was amazed to get a sealed bid notice forwarded to me from the GSA
(Government Services Admin) back home. They are selling off all kinds
of Tandy stuff from all over the northeast sector that was in use in
govt. offices. Lots of good old memories for sale there.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:51:18
Message Number 13635
SA> I, personally, have never been handcuffed by any one other than
SA> a police officed (but that's another story).
Well? Let's hear it. You know how much I love stories.hehehehe
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:52:53
Message Number 13636
Well, like I said before, I want access.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:55:18
Message Number 13637
Okay.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:56:16
Message Number 13638
SS> Do you really want to be under me? I KNOW you're blushing.
SA> Major blush attack. People coming into my office..."Hey, are you ok?
SA> Did you get too much sun yesterday??"
SA> You are a devil, Scott. Ill still settle for V.P. But I want an
SA> office of my own....safer that way.
GOTCHA GOOOOOOD THAT TIME!!!!!!!!!
Not private offices allowed (by order of the President of this chicken
outfit) everyone must share and share alike. Mohahahahaha....
Gotcha again.
So, you did answer the question, "Do you really want to be under me?"
Why not? hehehe
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 17:01:41
Message Number 13639
SS> A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel.
SA> You are gloating again, Pal!!!
Nawh, I'm just being honest.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/08/91 17:04:11
Message Number 13640
No comment.
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From: GROUCHO
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Uninformed
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:14:52
Message Number 13641
Actually, there were no messages to speak of that I had to reply to. I
merely found the last two to be particularly funny and stuck a reply in
that I thought might entertain some of the users here on the board.
And since you're on the subject, or rather brought it up, who has been
engaged in dialogue (ad nauseum) on the subject recently?
As they say ..... people who live in glass houses .....
===========
From: GROUCHO
To: TURTLE
Subject: 7 Knots
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:27:16
Message Number 13643
I thought your reference to "7 knots" as being "wierd shit" to be
a rather entertaining pun!
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From: GROUCHO
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:28:28
Message Number 13644
Thanks for sticking up for me, I'm just here to have a good time and
occasionally make an attempt to amuse other folks. If you ever want to
discuss something on an intellectual level (without having someone
humping your leg /Scott/, just leave me a post.
Also .... I'm interested in participating in your fantasy scenario.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:39:50
Message Number 13646
Well, the Tandy I have suits my needs although I'd trade it in a minute
for a 286 with VGA (hehe). The goverment uses Tandy???? I'm surprized.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Police Story
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:41:16
Message Number 13647
You REALLY wanna hear this????
Ok, here goes. After my father died, I took his gun collection down to
the Bullet Hole in Sarasota to be sold on consignment. Well, after about
a week, the Bullet Hole called me and said they had a buyer. So I hopped
in my Camaro (you know the one, blazing down mainstreet squealing tires)
and went to Bullet hole. The guy at the counter told me to stand by and
he'd cut me a check. While I'm standing there waiting (spending the
money in my head) This BIG guy walks in the front door and eyeballs me.
He (very nonchalontly) walks up by me. He's got this look on his face,
nervous somehow. The other guy walked out of the back room and nodded to
him, so this big guy grabs me by the shoulder. What did I do? Well, what
do you think.... I kicked the shit out of his knee and pulled away.
Suddenly there's cops everywhere and the BIG guy has me bent over the
counter and cuffed. "You have the right to (bullshit speech).
I'm standing there with my nose flattened against the glass counter,
staring at dead rattlesnakes and this guy is breaking my arms.
That's no exageration. He finally decided to introduce himself, Detectiv
Fairmont, or Fairchild, hmmmm. something like that. On the way out the
door, I'm yelling "what did I do???"
He stuffs me in the car and on the way to the station he's real quiet,
ignoring my questions.
Turns out, one of the guns in my Dad's collection was "hot". When they
checked it, seems it had been stolen from a guy who had been murdered
during the robbery. The dead guys wife had told the cops that one of the
perpetrators (sp) was a woman.
Didn't take long to clear things up but what a trip that was. I didn't
get much of an apology either. "Er, Sorry for the mix up, Mam."
Then they kept me for hours (and my mom) trying to find out who my dad
got the gun from.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:55:41
Message Number 13648
YOU want access? I thought you were the President of this zany corp.
Hell, you're the boss, Scott. You got it.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:57:04
Message Number 13649
SS>(spouting yet more macho come ons)
No comment. I have a feeling that "under you" is a very dangerous place
to be.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:58:01
Message Number 13650
SS>A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel.
SA>You're gloating again, Pal
SS>Nawh, just being honest.
And oh so modest too. (I have visions of men in cowboys boots and
G-strings singing "Macho Macho Man!!!" Oh, excuse me, that's right.
You're not macho. You're a sensative lover (with a BIG ego)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/08/91 20:01:56
Message Number 13651
SS>No comment.
Oh? Since when can't you come up with a comment.
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From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/08/91 20:03:14
Message Number 13652
Interested in Fantasy Land? Well, you are hereby submitted to the board
for access. Well, that's three.
C'ya
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:29:55
Message Number 13654
T> What, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs?
S> You started it.
Yeah, and you certainly latched onto it (so to speak); sound that
appealing, hmm?
S> I, personally, have never been handcuffed by any one other than
S> a police officer...
I've /never/ been handcuffed by a police officer. Never been caught.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:33:34
Message Number 13655
>I can remember thinking I was big stuff 'cause I had a Model 1
>with 16K of RAM...
Hey, you too? My first system was a Level II Model I...in fact, right
now I own four of them. By the time I'd gotten finshed with mine it'd
been speeded up by a factor of two, had four double-density disk drives,
and all sorts of other neat stuff... I still like those systems.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: This Conference
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:48:00
Message Number 13658
Well, here it is, by popular demand: Saavik's Fantasy Zone.
If you can read this message, you have access. This area's
moderator is Saavik; she is responsible for setting the tone
and subject of this area and sorting out who can see it.
Users without access will not be able to see any message posted
in this area or even know it exists.
Over to you, Saavik...
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From: RUFUS
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 03/08/91 23:22:19
Message Number 13659
For the next six or so weekends, the Bay Area Ren Fest (BARF) will be
going on in Largo. It's worth the price to get in, IMHO. They are much
better than the fair down here.
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From: MICHAEL ALLEN
To: ALL
Subject: NEW BUSINESS
Date & Time: 03/08/91 23:48:31
Message Number 13660
TO ALL I AM STARTING AN NEW BUSINESS WE WILL DO MORTGAGE ACCELRATION
CREDIT REPORTS AND VOICE MAIL IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED IN THIS TKIND OF
SERVICE LET ME KNOW THANKS MIKE
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/09/91 00:17:17
Message Number 13661
Never been caught, eh? Well, I didn't do anything to deserve it (police
handcuffing me), I swear!!!
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From: SILVERDAWN
To: ALL
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 04:58:30
Message Number 13665
Good evening, gentlemen. I hope you don't mind taking on a new user.
But I saw someone mention the Largo Renfaire, and couldn't resist. Is
the Sarasota Fair big among the users here?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:34:20
Message Number 13667
GR> If you ever want to discuss something on an intelligental level
GR> (without having someone humping your leg /Scott/, just leave me
GR> a post.
Listen bub. Saavik and I are very close friends, we just leave the
/intelligental/ personal topics off the main board. We converse
seriously over voice at least twice a week, and write E-mail
pratically everyday.
As usual, you're spewing in ingorance.
Also, your very first post I and others found insultive. (saying that
the caliber of this board was sub-standard as far as you were concerned)
I, personally love this board and appreciate Turtle's efforts to keep
it on-line. That me give you some advice, (and this is serious, not
just retatilation) didn't sign-on your first time to a board and
insult the board and it's users. Again, saying to was below your
standards.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:45:05
Message Number 13668
SA> YOU want acces? I thought you were the President of this zany corp.
SA> Hell, you're the boss, Scott. You got it.
Well, Turtle gave you the permission to decide who has access, not me.
So, I thought it would be polite to ask, and not just assume.
Do you want me to decide who gets access? Or do you wnat a join effort?
Of course, you'll have to clear it with Turtle, but I'm willing to
take the responsibility, so to speak, for who gets access.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:48:57
Message Number 13669
SA> Oh, excuse me, that's right. You're not macho. You're a sensitive
SA> lover (with a BIG ego.)
AAAARRRRGGGHHH......no comment
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:55:08
Message Number 13670
SA> Oh? Since when can't you come up with a comment.
Since this was in reference to someone I don't know that well, I didn't
it would be right to attempt a reply that would either: A) Slam
someone about their sexuality or, B) even try to draw a comparison
(again, hothing to base it on.)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 06:00:58
Message Number 13671
SD> Good evening, gentlemen. I hope you don't mind taking on a new user.
See Groucho, that's a kind and courteous entrance for a new user to
make.
Silverdawn, neat handle, I like it. And, of course, welcome to aTLER
rEALITY.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:52:36
Message Number 13673
Hi Ho Silver(dawn). Neat handle! Just thought I'd welcome you to the
Alter Reality, pull up a chair and dig in. Always nice to see a new
face, er, fingers, er, well, you know what I mean....
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:56:09
Message Number 13674
We'll discuss the matter of acess & such in E-mail or by phone but
we have a lot to decide. I would rather do this as a "joint" venture,
no pun intended.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:58:19
Message Number 13675
SS>I didn't think it would be right to attempt a reply that would either
slam someone about their sexuality or draw a comparison (condensed
version).
Ah, you were using your bean, sorry, I pushed on that. You are right.
It's not nice to "slam" anyone, unless it's in fun and they can take
a joke. Ever notice it's easier to come up with a "slam" when posting
than make a valid "nice" comment????
Guess it's that beast inside of me, clawing to get out.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 11:01:25
Message Number 13676
Bizzare!! Both you and I posted the same thing to Silver Dawn about his
handle. Guess great minds, think alike, eh? Erg. That sounded egotistic
you must be rubbing off on me.
===========
From: CRACKED
To: ALL
Subject: HOWDY=
Date & Time: 03/09/91 14:52:27
Message Number 13677
HOWDY
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:05:37
Message Number 13678
SA> We'll discuss the matter of access & such in E-mail or by phone
SA. but we have a lot to decide. I would rather do this as a "joint"
SA> venture, no pun intended.
None taken. (That's amazing, Scott exactly didn't have something
perverted to say.) No problem, I'll give you a call this weekend.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:10:21
Message Number 13679
SA> Bizarre!! BOth you and I posted the same thing to Silveddawn about
SA. his handle. Guess great minds, think alike, eh? Erg. That
SA> sounded egotistic you must be rubbing off on me.
I haven't rubbed off on you, actually I haven't rubbed you at all. hehe
You just can't admit that you have an ego yourself. BTW, when I read
your post to Silverdawn I thought it was well-spoken. It troubled me.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: CRACKED
Subject: HOWDY=
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:15:42
Message Number 13680
CRACKED> HOWDY!
Howdy, and welcome to our little board. Come often and post well, you
don't have to thank us, but we are pretty rowdy. (so be careful)
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From: SAAVIK
To: CRACKED
Subject: HOWDY=
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:46:00
Message Number 13681
Cracked? Howdy, Cracked. Welcome to the asylum. BYOSJ. Bring your own
straight jacket.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:47:45
Message Number 13682
Nothing perverted to say? I'm astounded. Even vaguely disappointed. No,
not really. Okay, later, guy.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:49:32
Message Number 13683
SS>When I read your post to Silverdawn I thought it was well-spoken. It
troubled me.
Why? Did you dare think I may have used my ...(biting knuckle, sharp
intake of breath)....brains? Hmmmmph! Shiver the thought.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:31:46
Message Number 13684
SS>What do you want from a fellow pervert.
S>Green M&M's and a 69 Super Sport.
Ok, ok...Green M&M's and a 69 Super Bee....But that's my final offer.
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:37:52
Message Number 13685
SA> Hey, now
SA>A stud-puppets's work is never done, is it?
SS>Hey, now, Turtle is our resident Stud-Puppet, Stud-Muffin, or woman-
SS>Slayer, or Babe-Magnet. Not me.
Yes, but with the last 10 or so posts from you previous to that message,
you sure aspired to the job!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:49:23
Message Number 13686
SS>Bum!
SS>Thief!
Wahhhh!
T>BTW, that was sheer, unadulterated coincidence. If you have been
T>sixty seconds faster, I'd have lost...
Oh, real good. Add insult to injury...now he'll be kicking himself.
I was here when he was doing it, he spent at least two or three
minutes thinking of all those inane topics. Heheh, and at least
five on that spew on suicide!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:54:19
Message Number 13687
T>The Armadillo Connection, Florida's Furry HQ (*snort*)
Hmmm..."*snort*"? Do I sense some dissention in the ranks?
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:57:01
Message Number 13688
SA>...I was trying to knock some of the macho bullshit out of you.
SS>You know it won't work, because, in reality, it's not there.
*Snort*! Cough...cough! Urk! Damn sunflower seeds.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:06:10
Message Number 13689
Oh, please...could be like, get off the subject of suicide? Honestly,
it really depresses me.
Well, not depress but...it is a downer. How about something else, eh?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M&M's
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:13:45
Message Number 13690
S>I won't as long as you don't faint. (Incredibly macho but it sounded
S>good.
VOOP! VOOP! NS ALERT! ... How can you sound macho when you have
"absolutely no" machismo in you? And how can something which sounds
incredibly macho sound good at the same time?!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: CLICK!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:25:34
Message Number 13691
T>I'm one of the most loveable...blah...
*snort*.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:31:28
Message Number 13692
JB>I still have most of the monitor ROM addresses for the Apple //
JB>engraved on my brain.
*FF58G
*L
$300 00 BRK
$301 00 BRK
$302 EA NOP
*300.308
300 - 00 00 EA A9 08 4C ED FD
308 - 00
*3D0G
]
Uh huh... tell me about it.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:38:19
Message Number 13693
T>I prefer the word,
T> I prefer the term "exotic." I have very...exotic tastes.
I think a better term would be eccentric. You have very eccentric
tastes.
Besides, the word exotic makes me think of a Korean girlfriend I used
to have...
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Hex & You
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:41:20
Message Number 13694
T>Memory Size? _
On ours, we had a debugging routine which you hadda load via cassette,
and the number we entered was not 32712...but I don't remember it...
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:52:51
Message Number 13695
T>although Murr was actually very sweet.
And incredibly large. I seem to recall a certain sauran almost s
s-s-suffocatin
BTW who was playing Murr, anyway?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:55:50
Message Number 13696
JB>The best source for so called "different" sex preactices are in the
JB>orient.
SS>Why do you think I picked an oriental chick as a character for the
SS>fantasy board?
SS> A sexually knowledgable
Oh, please.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:57:59
Message Number 13697
I have reserved the day of March 23 to be set aside to celebrate the
birth of a certain Turtle Morph...are gifts in order?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:01:37
Message Number 13698
SS>Let's hear it. You know how much I love stories. hehehe
Yup...esp telling them.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:02:40
Message Number 13699
SS>A sexually knowledgable Scot Steele
SA>You are gloating again, Pal!!
SS>Nawh, I'm just being honest.
*Snort* Oh, please.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Uninformed
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:04:10
Message Number 13700
G>And since you're on the subject, or rather brought it up, who has
G>been engaged in dialogue (ad nauseum)
Nicely put.
G>As they say......people who live in glass houses.....
Again, copies, but nicely put.
Touche'
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