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This article is from - nnhill@david.wheaton.edu (Nathan N Hill)
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Saturday night I had a truly grand experience. My friend showed us the
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whole Star Wars trilogy, back-to-back, on laser disc, with surround sound, in
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a dark room, with a prjection TV and an eight-foot screen! It was incredible.
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I saw all kinds of things that I hadn't seen since the '79 or '82 or '86 film
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releases. The atmosphere made me a little kid again. . .
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***************************PAN & SCAN IS A CRIME!***************************
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Besides destroying many wonderful cinematic compositions and beautiful
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lighting techniques, here is a (partial) list of what pan & scan cuts out,
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which I finally got to see. We're talking Whole People here.
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STAR WARS
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--Tatooine's large MOON, on the left hand side of the opening battle.
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--An Imperial officer, at Vader's side while he talks to Leia.
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--Cool-looking backrounds, especially on Tatooine but also in Leia's ship and
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on the Death Star. These were originally a big part of the movie's "feel".
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--A Sandperson when Luke says "there's Sandpeople, I can see one of them now."
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--Ben Kenobi's whole house.
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--Snaggletooth staring at Stormtroopers and later, at Han.
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--Several Imperial bigshots, and their (surprised) reaction when Vader chokes
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general Tagge.
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--Vader standing behind Tarkin when he pronounces the Rebellion's doom.
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--The Falcon's jump to Lightspeed and every view of the Death Star, meant to
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inspire awe, in their uncastrated form. (Not to mention EVERY space scene.)
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--The (now-famous) Stormtrooper bumping his head on the door.
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--The original, ten-times better unmolested version of Ben & Vader's
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lightsaber fight. (Though Ben & Vader's ice cream is still unavailable.)
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--The whole view of the rebel base on Yavin's moon, so you can see the huge
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stairs up the side.
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--The award ceremony in all of its glory.
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THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
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--Much more of the rebel base on Hoth.
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--A few extra Star Destroyers.
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--Whole groups of people in the background. (This goes for all the movies.)
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--The whole view in battle scenes: Way, way, way better.
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--The AT-AT's leg pumping up and down while Luke cuts at the bottom.
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--An AT-AT driver, while he's talking to General Veers.
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--The captain of a damaged Star Destroyer. After we see an asteroid hit the
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ship's bridge, the scene changes to Vader's chamber where he is getting a
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report from his fleet captains. In Letterbox, you can see the captain's
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hologram to the right of two others. After he writhes in agony for a while,
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the hologram fizzles out!
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--The dramatic & artistic disappearance of Ben while he's talking to Yoda
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about "their last hope". This scene has beautiful, provocative lighting
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that greatly emphasizes Yoda'a line "No, there is another". Pan & Scan
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MANGLED it!
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--A close-up of IG-88's head as Vader talks to Boba Fett. (Not to mention
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the visibility of 4-LOM and the other bounty hunters.)
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--The entire Star Destroyer AVENGER as it chases the Falcon. (Not to mention
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all of the asteroid scenes and scenes with Star Destroyers.)
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--A bunch of Twin-Pod Cloud Cars parked on a platform.
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--The Vastness of Cloud City's mining cylinder (or whatever it is).
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RETURN OF THE JEDI
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--Again, the full panorama of space does justice to Star Destroyers and to the
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Death Star.
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--The full view of Jabba's palace, without having to pan to the sunset or from
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the droids.
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--A symbolic Gamorrean guard marching into view. (Not to mention other guards)
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--The complete view of Jabba's party room, helping the viewer tell where
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everything is. (Not to mention more creatures & less pans)
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--Both people talking in the same picture, a basic rule of cinematography.
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(This goes for all of the movies)
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--The whole Rebel Briefing room (it's BIG).
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--The Emperor talking to his dignitaries. (Not to mention the just portrayal of
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his whole throne room helping you tell where the hell everything is.)
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--The whole viewscreen in the Shield Bunker.
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--Three more Ewoks getting killed.
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--The whole view of the space battle (tremendous!), allowing the viewer to
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tell what's going on more of the time.
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--A rebel cruiser proving its worth by blasting at a Star Destroyer.
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--The Vastness of the Death Star's main reactor.
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--Anakin appearing next to Ben & Yoda, after they are already there.
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(He is much taller than Ben, phooey on the short Anakin theory.)
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--and so on and so on.
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Basically, every grand spectacle is maimed by pan & scan. All the
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group shots are cut into pieces. And the battles in particular are made
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cheesy.
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*****************************************************************************
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Everyone should get to see Star Wars in projected Letterbox. It's
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just like the movies! Star Wars actually becomes a MOVIE again. Even if you've
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seen it a jillion times on casette, everything will look fresh and complete.
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The TIE fighter gels and the Emperor's leech were both invisible, but I don't
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know if laser disc or projection is responsible.
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What I do know is that viewed in Movie form, the Star Wars trilogy is
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better than any Zahn book, comic, or newsgroup discussion. Yammering about
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details is fun, but when you look at the whole picture, you don't care about
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lasers vs. blasters or tech or anything. It's just simple and grand.
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That's all from the local guru . . .
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______________________________________________________________________________
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"I don't serve evil . . .I AM evil!" --Armus, the Tarbaby from Hell (STTNG)
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Nathan Hill (nnhill@david.wheaton.edu)
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