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Here are the subtitles for the movie 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
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They start on the screen which displays the title. Each line seperated by a
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blank line is sequentially on the screen.
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Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen
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Roten nik Akten Di
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Wik
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Also wik
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Also also wik
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Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
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See the loveli lakes
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The wonderful telephone system
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And mani interesting furry animals
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Including the majestic moose
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A moose once bit my sister...
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
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of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
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Oslo
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dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
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Dentist",
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"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
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Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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At this point, the subtitles cease, but many funny credits can be seen
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hereafter....here are the ones that are fake. (as far as I can tell!)
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They appear sequentially on different screens.
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Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti
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Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot
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Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill
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Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III
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Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home
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Moose trained to mix concrete and
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sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg
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Mooses nones wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater
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Large moose on the left hand side
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of the screen in the third scene
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from the end, given a therough
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grounding in Latin, French, and
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'O' level geography by Bo Benn
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Suggestive poses for the moose
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suggested by Vic Rotter
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Antler-care by Liv Thatcher
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(Mind you, no mooses appear at all in the film.)
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The remainder includes many refrences to llamas, but you should have no
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trouble making it all out.
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The sparrows are flying again....TDK
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