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From: dadams@netcom.com (Dean Adams)
Date: 2 Dec 93 18:51:27 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc,rec.answers,alt.answers,news.answers
Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 1/5)
Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/part1
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{dadams@netcom.com}
(December, 1993)
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
First season 1987 (13) episodes
Second season 1987-88 (22) episodes
Third season 1988-89 (22) episodes
Fourth season 1989-90 (23) episodes
Fifth season 1990-91 (24) episodes
Sixth season 1991-92 (26) episodes
Seventh season 1992-93 (26) episodes
Eighth season 1993-94 (26) episodes
Appendix I Title Listings
Air Date Order
Alphabetical Order
Production Code Order
Appendix II Guest Cast Listing
Appendix III Writing Credits
Appendix IV Directing Credits
Appendix V The Lost Show
Appendix VI Bundyisms
Appendix VII Program Notes
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** FIRST Season Episodes (1987) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
Richard Gurman
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung
Marcy Vosburgh
Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle
Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen
1. 04/05/87 "PILOT" (101)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt / Linda Day
After 15 years of marriage and two kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have
settled into a peaceful coexistence -- disturbed only by the verbal
volleys they exchange while awake. The opener introduces the Bundys to
newlywed neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. We also meet Luke, Al's
swinging single co-worker at the shoe store. Peg wants Marcy and Steve
to come over, so she refuses to let Al go to a basketball game with Luke.
Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan
Tawny ............ Linda Dona Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia
Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner
2. 04/12/87 "THINNERGY" (102)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Marcy gives Peg a diet book called Thinnergy, and seeking to inject more
energy into their lives - and bedroom - Peggy tries to get Al to join her
on the diet. Fat chance. Life is not the same in the Bundy house, until
Al can get her to give it up.
Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards
3. 04/19/87 "BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY" (104)
Ron Burla
There is a crime spree in the neighborhood. Steve and Marcy buy a guard
dog after their house is robbed, Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect
themselves. A noise in the night tests both defenses.
Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
4. 04/26/87 "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY" (106)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh / Zane Buzby
Steve and Marcy plan to add a room onto the house with their tax refund
money. Al convinces Steve to make it a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy
decide on an exercise room. Who will win?
5. 05/03/87 "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY" (105)
Richard Gurman & Katherine Green
Al and Steve find a common bond as they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and
Marcy find a bond in detesting their husbands' all-consuming project.
<no guest cast>
6. 05/10/87 "SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET" (103)
Katherine Green & Richard Gurman
Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to an agreement not to exchange gifts
on their 16th anniversary, but Al comes home empty-handed when his credit-
card is rejected for being over its limit. It seems that everyone else
has maxed out the card, buying presents for themselves and Al.
Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz Marcel ........... Elias Zarou
Salesman ......... Don Draper Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders
7. 05/17/87 "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN" (109)
Teleplay: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story: Matt Geller
Marcy and Steve learn once is enough after volunteering to care for
Kelly and Bud while Al and Peg have a weekend away at a motel.
Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen Sean ............. Noah Blake
Debbie ........... Liane Curtis
8. 05/24/87 "THE POKER GAME" (110)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye / Brian Levant
Steve feels "the rhythm of the game" and decides to sit in with Al and
his poker cronies. He loses his paycheck to Al in the process.
Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
E.J. ............. James Lashly Bum .............. William Utay
Barney ........... Steve Susskind Russ ............. Garrett Morris
9. 05/31/87 "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK" (108)
Ellen L. Fogle
To get the VCR that Al won't buy her, Peg gets a job in a department
store, which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy marriage.
Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes
Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds
10. 06/07/87 "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY" (107)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung / Arlando Smith
Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's swinging-singles life when he takes
refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather than return home to a fight with
Peggy.
Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman
Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner Delilah .......... Estelle Harris
11. 06/14/87 "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET" (112)
Michael G. Moye
Steve is out of town, and Marcy becomes a nervous wreck when a
romance-minded Al begins appearing nightly in her dreams.
12. 06/21/87 "WHERE'S THE BOSS" (111)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
After mistakenly thinking the shoe store owner Gary is dead, Al decides
to quit the shoe business if he doesn't get some personal recognition
from the boss he has never seen.
Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott Guard ............ Billy Beck
Happy ............. J.J. Johnston Ed ............... Lewis Arquette
Bart .............. Rick Waln Donna ............ Amanda Sherman
Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi
13. 06/28/87 "JOHNNY BE GONE" (113)
Katherine Green & Richard Gurman
Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and Peggy delay their departure for
the closing bash at their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods".
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** SECOND Season Episodes (1987-88) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green
Richard Gurman
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
Marcy Vosburgh
Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle
Ralph R. Farquhar
Director (primary) .................. Linda Day
Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen
14. 09/27/87 "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1)" (202)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
The Bundys begin their second season with a vacation in beautiful
Dumpwater, Florida, at a cut-rate motel where an ax murderer who hates
tourists shows up every five years, and the locals bet on the time he
will strike next.
Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier
Sheriff .......... Richard Paul Roy .............. Charlie Dell
Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung * Gloria ........... Becky Phelps
Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene Harold ........... Bill Marcus
Beany ............ Ian Patrick Williams
15. 09/27/87 "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2)" (203)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Conclusion. Peg spoils the family's fun when she is kidnapped
by the ax murderer, and Al has to rescue her.
Killer ........... Vic Polizos
16. 10/04/87 "IF I WERE A RICH MAN" (204)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank, and the next day $1 million
dollars is reporting missing. Al is then treated like a king by Peggy
and the kids when they think he took the money.
17. 10/11/87 "BUCK CAN DO IT" (201)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite the threat of a
lawsuit from neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing", and
the resulting "stupid, ugly puppies".
Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock
Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg
18. 10/18/87 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1)" (206)
Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy
A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for an evening with Peggy and the
girls for her first peek at a male strip club, Troy's. Marcy loses her
composure, and then her wedding ring, which slips into a dancer's briefs
as she slips him a tip. [Note: originally shown as a 1-hour episode]
Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer
Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Sheila .......... Judy Kain
Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera Bouncer ......... Richard Brose
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Skippy .......... Mike Christian
Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey Host/Announcer .. George Solomon
Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley Mervyn .......... Steve Guri
Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli
19. 10/18/87 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2)" (207)
Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy
Conclusion. Zorro the stripper shows up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's
missing ring. He then gives it to Steve, who eventually confronts
Marcy with it in the bedroom.
20. 10/25/87 "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" (205)
Richard Gurman & Katherine Green
Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family wanting his
hide after the Bundy phone service is cut off. Al refuses to pay a
large phone bill. There is also a light outside the house that he
doesn't like, either.
21. 11/01/87 "BORN TO WALK" (208)
John Vorhaus
Kelly gets her driver's license -- on the same day that Al fails
the test for his license renewal.
<no guest cast>
22. 11/08/87 "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" (209)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family
bowling match against Peg's arch rival from high school, but Bud has
thrown his bowling-lesson money into the gutter.
Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon Roscoe ........... Darren Modder
Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia
Frank ............ Larry Spinak
23. 11/15/87 "THE RAZOR'S EDGE" (210)
Ellen L. Fogle
Steve goes away on a river rafting trip, and when he comes back he has
a beard. Marcy and Steve argue over his refusal to shave it off, which
prompts Steve to move in with the Bundys.
<no guest cast>
24. 11/22/87 "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?" (211)
Ralph R. Farquhar
Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills - or she is off the
team. Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend asks her to prove her love -- by
getting a tattoo.
Brian ............ Kris Kamm Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston
25. 12/06/87 "EARTH ANGEL" (212)
Ellen L. Fogle
There's a new harmony in the Bundy house, the neighborhood, and the world
in general after Bud discovers a 21-year-old art student named Tiffany in
the park, and brings her home. Everyone likes her except Marcy, who plots
to get rid of her.
Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick Sheila ........... Judy Kain
Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Fern ............. Lana Schwab
Larry ............ Gene Le Bell Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Dennis ........... John Wesley Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley
26. 12/20/87 "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" (213)
Katherine Green & Richard Gurman
The Bundys' christmas eve is interrupted by a nontraditional visit from
Santa Claus, who misses his scheduled arrival at a shopping mall when his
parachute fails to open and he instead plummets into the Bundy back yard.
Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht
Nestor ........... Michael Faustino Carl ............. Edan Gross
Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff
27. 01/10/88 "GUYS AND DOLLS" (214)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Al and Steve engineer a major-league deal: they buy two classic baseball
cards with the money obtained by selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie doll,
the one she's been saving for the daughter she hopes to have someday.
They are then forced to go out and find the doll in the streets.
Cop .............. Nick De Mauro
28. 01/24/88 "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP" (215)
Teleplay: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt, Story: J. Stanford Parker
There's a mouse in the Bundy house, but Al disdains using a professional
exterminator, especially when the battle becomes "personal". Al will
stop at nothing to get the mouse, even if it means wrecking the house.
Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien
29. 02/07/88 "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES" (216)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
The Bundys, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything
you didn't order, go on a spending spree and then some, when the postman
leaves a new credit card addressed to Buck the dog.
Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan
Bellboy .......... Jim Keily Paula ............ Caryn Wells
Kristi ........... Christi Allen Frieda ........... Linda Lutz
30. 02/14/88 "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" (217)
Ralph R. Farquhar / Gerry Cohen
On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a load of valentines, and Steve is
giving Marcy a trip to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Bud holds a vigil at the
mailbox, waiting for his first valentine, and Peg awaits a decision on
whether or not she'll get the gift she wants from Al - for him to say
"I love you". [Note: when originally broadcast, this episode ended with
a phone number for viewers to call and vote on what Al should say. Later
on that night, they played the ending. The vote was 67% in favor of Al
saying "I Love You". ]
April May June .... Lihann Jones
31. 02/21/88 "THE GREAT ESCAPE" (218)
Ellen L. Fogle
While the Bundy house is being fumigated for termites, the family stays at
the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly plots an escape to a rock concert.
Jade ............. Teri Weigel Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte
Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton Jackie ........... Kim Anderson
Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis
32. 02/28/88 "IM-PO-DENT" (219)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Marcy lives to regret driving -- and denting -- Steve's new Mercedes,
particularly when she learns she has less to live for. To get back at
her Steve feigns impotence, and tricks Marcy into being his household
servant.
<no guest cast>
33. 03/06/88 "JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" (220)
Ellen L. Fogle
While going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an
application for a game show ("How do I love thee?"), where the object is a
Bundy natural: surviving torture. The Bundys go on the show pretending to
be Steve & Marcy. Steve and Marcy then show up at the end of the game show
as Al & Peggy. The husband who survives the most abuse will be the winner.
Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott
Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson
34. 03/13/88 "FATHER LODE" (221)
Jerry Perzigian
Al goes to great lengths to keep his race-track winnings
a secret from Peg.
Jade ............. Teri Weigel
35. 05/01/88 "ALL IN THE FAMILY" (222)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the Bundy house, including battling
uncles, and singing and dancing triplet aunts, whose show-biz career
is threatened by Al's advice.
Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy The Wanker Triplets .. Milly,
Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake Elena, and Eadie Del Rubio
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** THIRD Season Episodes (1988-89) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung
Marcy Vosburgh
Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman
Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer
Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver
Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar
Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
Larry Jacobson
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
36. 11/06/88 "HE THOUGHT HE COULD" (302)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
The third season opens with Al achieving dubious fame for his furtive
attempts to return the library copy of "The Little Engine That Could"
that he checked out in 1957 while in Elementary school. He goes to return
it, and finds the same fat librarian that was there when he was a kid.
DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard Young Al ......... Edan Gross
Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann
37. 11/20/88 "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND" (303)
Teleplay: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland, Story: Carl Studebaker
Suspicious minds question Peggy's claim that she saw Elvis at the mall,
until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a perspiration stain in
the shape of the King's face. The house is then overrun by Elvis fans.
Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton Edna ............. Justine Lenore
Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni Elvis? ........... Ron Stein
Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde Ollie ............ Ken Minyard
Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell Lew .............. Bob Arthur
Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty
38. 11/27/88 "POKE HIGH" (304)
Ralph R. Farquhar
A high-school football player is threatening two Bundy scoring
records, one held by Al -- and the other by Kelly.
Matt ............. Beau Dremann Kitty ............ Ria Pavia
Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel
Coach ............ Greg White
39. 12/11/88 "A PERIOD PIECE" (301)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Al and Steve mourn what might have been when the women in their lives
accompany them on a fishing trip to a cabin in the woods. Unfortunately,
it seems that it's the wrong time of the month for Peg, Marcy, and Kelly.
[Note: the "censored" title for this episode is "The Camping Show".]
<no guest cast>
40. 01/08/89 "A DUMP OF MY OWN" (305)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al devotes himself to his lifelong dream:
building his personal exclusive executive washroom, in the garage, with
the centerpiece being a mighty Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush.
41. 01/15/89 "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER" (306)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al and Steve travel to Wisconsin and
"Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto is "If you've got the boulders,
we've got the holders"), where lies the solution to Peggy's clothing
crisis - a missing bra.
Policeman ........ Deron McBee Muffy ............ April Wayne
42. 01/29/89 "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL" (307)
Jules Dennis & Richard Mueller / John Sgueglia
Desperate men take desperate measures: Al and Steve put their heads
together seeking solutions to impending baldness. Steve tries joining
a club for bald men, and takes Al along with him.
Lance ............ Graham Jarvis Jim .............. Jim Maniaci
Amber ............ Kay Wolf Crystal .......... Therese Kablan
Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders
43. 02/05/89 "THE GYPSY CRIED" (309)
Richard Gurman
A psychic sees good things for Steve, Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in
the cards for Marcy, who insists that the lucky ones accompany her as
insurance on a business flight to New York.
Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild
Fred ............. Steve Bean Vandergelder ... F. William Parker
Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods
44. 02/12/89 "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER" (308)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye / James E. Hornbeck
After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down -- way
down, rather than tolerate a visit to a "stylist" and a "salon."
Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy
Russ ............. Garrett Morris Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio
Murphy ........... Charlie Fran ............. Stacy Alden
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Barney ........... Steve Susskind
Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne
45. **/**/** "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (310)
Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano
In an attempt to revive their sex life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion),
lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel. There they discover a couple of
familiar faces on the adult video channel: Steve and Marcy. When
Steve points out that Al and Peg must have been taped too, Al and
Marcy want to break some legs, while Peg and Steve want to sue.
In court, the details of the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so
unimpressed that they award them nothing, but Steve and Marcy's
performance was worth $10,000. [Note: this episode was never
broadcast as scheduled, because of numerous disagreements between
the show's producers and the Fox network censors. See Appendix V
for more detailed information.]
Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane Judge ............ Lillian Lehman
Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley
46. 02/19/89 "EATIN' OUT" (311)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
A family dinner at a fine restaurant is how the Bundys decide to spend a
windfall (an inheritance check for $250), but it's apparent that fine
dining in public is not a regular part of the Bundy lifestyle.
Paul ............. Michael Tulin Harold ........... Tom Tully
Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir
Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers
47. 02/26/89 "MY MOM, THE MOM" (312)
Teleplay: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, Story: Jan Rosenbloom
While Al teaches responsibility and the meaning of the dollar to Bud,
Peggy does the same, in her own inimitable style, to anyone who will
listen during Mother-Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school.
Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston Jade ............. Teri Weigel
Susan ............ Deborah Levin Becky ............ Julie Condra
48. 03/12/89 "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME" (313)
Teleplay: Robert Ulin, Story: Gabrielle Topping
After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing club, the principal dictates she
either join the club (of "geeks and dweebs") or leave school, which would
leave her without a daily hot meal. Kelly must then do a Tap Dance recital,
but she drops the idea at the last minute and does something slightly more
exciting (and erotic). Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as: "When one Bundy
is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." We also find
out that Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff".
Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg
Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego
49. 03/19/89 "A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY" (314)
Richard Gurman
After Peggy gets a "job" of selling herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries
to regain some financial respect by taking a second job at a fast food
place: Burger Trek.
Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel Captain .......... Pauly Shore
Shep ............. Christian Jacobs Butch ............ Dylan Kussman
50. 03/26/89 "THE HARDER THEY FALL" (315)
Ellen L. Fogle
While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in
traffic, and Peg gives the guy the finger. Steve is then afraid of
a violent reprisal, when he is followed home by the man. Al convinces
Steve to take the first punch, and he ends up knocking out a midget.
Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman
51. 04/09/89 "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST" (316)
Steve Granat & Mel Sherer
After asking the Bundys to watch their house while they're away,
Steve and Marcy return to find a big hole where their house once
stood. Peggy has mistakenly told a wrecking crew looking for
"Steve's Road House" to demolish Steve Rhoades' house instead.
Meanwhile, Kelly has a slumber party with her girlfriends, but
Bud disrupts it and turns things into a riot.
Lauren ........... Allison Barron Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey
Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich
Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens
52. 04/23/89 "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1)" (317)
Ellen L. Fogle
Peggy spends $2800 in an effort to get elected queen at her high school
reunion, but she may be outdone by arch rival Connie Bender.
Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates
Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Edna ............. Carol Mansell
Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker
Velour ........... Patricia Matthews Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto
53. 04/30/89 "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL" (318)
Ellen L. Fogle
Conclusion. Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie until Al finally
stands up to Connie's husband Jack. Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the
party for some real food.
Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates
Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum Eli .............. Richard Jeni
Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch Milton ........... Eric Tull
Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback
Rick ............. John Apicella Geena ............ Lynda Lenet
Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington Linda ............ Lisa Donovan
Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp Sable ............ Lynne Austin
Eli .............. David L. Lander Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman
54. 05/07/89 "THE DATELESS AMIGO" (320)
Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears
After his friends both find dates, Bud is desperately seeking Susan--
or any girl who'll date him -- while Al comes up with a million-dollar
invention that looks... desperate. Al takes the battery and headlights
out of his car, and straps them on Kelly, thereby inventing "Shoe Lights".
Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi Boz .............. Stephen Dorff
Lisa ............. Heather Hopper Caroline ......... Christy Johnson
55. 05/14/89 "THE COMPUTER SHOW" (319)
Ralph R. Farquhar
If a computer can't fetch your slippers, there doesn't seem to be any
reason for having it, reasons Al. So Peggy buys one, ostensibly for
the kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack.
Computer Voice ... Nick Toth
56. 05/21/89 "LIFE'S A BEACH" (321)
Ralph R. Farquhar
Seeking just a tad more family togetherness, Al declares "Bundy Day at
the Beach," where the kids compete to find new flames, while an old flame
finds Al. [Note: Kelly's punch line "I'll bet it's a G-spot" (instead of
"10 spot"), was cut from the syndicated version.]
Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany Tina ............. Candy Hutson
Chris ............ Brice Alan Lucy ............. Christi Allen
Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld Jill ............. Amber Susa
Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander Mark ............. Gary Mauro
Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer Sandy ............ Tracy Burton
Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino Luana ............ Marcy Austin
Beach Boy ........ Saman
57. 08/27/89 "HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID" (322)
Teleplay: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano, Story: Len O'Neill
Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the neighborhood
peeper has yet to peep at her. Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can
pass the tests to make senior.
Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley Fifi ............. Luann Lee
Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin
Lois ............. Healy Cunningham
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Date: 2 Dec 93 18:52:18 GMT
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Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 2/5)
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{dadams@netcom.com}
(December, 1993)
** FOURTH Season Episodes (1989-90) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Katherine Green
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer
Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
58. 09/03/89 "HOT OFF THE GRILL" (401)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
The Bundys' fourth season begins with a Labor Day barbecue, a major
turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make
everything just right for his creation of "special" Bundy burgers.
Unfortunately, one of the special ingredients turns out to be the
ashes of Marcy's dead aunt.
<no guest cast>
59. 09/10/89 "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS" (402)
Katherine Green
A two-week visit from "the healthiest man in Chicago" evolves into a
test of wills between contest-winner Peggy and the TV aerobics instructor
who makes her pant in ways other than she desires. At the end of the
week, we learn who had the strongest will when Jim is sitting on the couch
eating bon-bons. Unfortunately for Peg, he also drops dead. [Note: the
episode ends with the following message -- "This show is dedicated to
our brother the mighty cockroach. Let him show us the way."]
Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm Bunny ............ Michele Smith
Lola ............. Katherine Eickstaedt
60. 09/24/89 "BUCK SAVES THE DAY" (403)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
The Bundy kids need to raise money for concert tickets: Bud sells Al
"Dan'l" Bundy as a camping guide, and Kelly fleeces Peggy's friends
at poker. Al and Steve then have to take a bunch of kids camping.
Joey ............. Michael Faustino Fern ............. Lana Schwab
Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Victor ........... Aeryk Egan
61. 10/01/89 "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES" (404)
Teleplay: Sheldon Krasner & David Saling, Story: Will Rogers
Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to
his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant.
Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords
Bill ............. Scott Garrison
62. 10/08/89 "HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE" (405)
Lisa Rosenthal
A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think
her very own Al is the keeper. Meanwhile, Marcy suffers from a bad
hairstyle that makes her look like Peggy.
Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson
Renee ......... Vernee Watson Johnson Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly
63. 10/29/89 "FAIR EXCHANGE" (406)
Al Aidekman
The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they receive for hosting a
foreign exchange student, but the beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's
social life to famine.
Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich Myron ............ Richard Israel
Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson
64. 11/05/89 "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER" (407)
Arthur Silver & Steve Bing
When a playmate comes into Al's store, he is eager to get home and look
up her issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds that Peggy has sold
his family heirloom (the meticulously cared-for collection of Playboy
magazines), to buy a good-luck charm to win the lottery. Ed O'Neill plays
the ghost of Al's father, who encourages him to get some self respect back,
so Al forces Peg to get his Playboy's back. Which she does by selling his
car. [Note: Brandi Brandt was the Playboy centerfold for October, 1987]
Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt
65. 11/12/89 "976-SHOE" (408)
Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh
Steve may be booted out of his bank after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al,
who has plans afoot for a new telephone service to solve shoe problems.
Al becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but nobody calls, despite his TV ads.
Marcy tries to help by loaning him another $50,000 from her bank to repay
Steve, but Al spends that as well. Steve loses his job over the loan,
and Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller.
Muffy ............ Kari Whitman Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt
Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr. Swensen ........... Kerry Burke
Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber
66. 11/19/89 "OH WHAT A FEELING" (409)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
Al hits a bump on the road to a new car when he finds that the amount he
digs up for a down payment is a bit less than the amount he buried. Al
is then forced to buy a used car. [Note: Nancy Priddy is Christina
Applegate's mother.]
Tony ............. John Welsh Lewis ............. Marc Bentley
Vince ............ Mike Tino Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago
Mrs. Writeman .... Nancy Priddy *
67. 11/26/89 "AT THE ZOO" (410)
Katherine Green
Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's blood after her unemployed husband
spends time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job.
Reporter ......... Matt McKenzie TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss
Courtney ......... Jennifer Banko Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr.
Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams
Bartender ........ Michael Francis Clarke
68. 12/17/89 "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1)" (412)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al is left sad and alone after his plans for "the best Bundy christmas
ever" are thwarted, when he can't get to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw
the money he saved to buy everyone presents.
Midge ............ Kate Romero Horowitz ......... Don Sparks
Franklin ......... Tim Eyster
69. 12/17/89 "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2)" (413)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Conclusion. Al's guardian angel (Sam Kinison) shows him what life would
be like for Peggy and the kids if he'd never been born, a question Al
posed after a drunken Marcy and an ill-fated, cash-motivated foray into
child care at the mall left him with no money for the gifts he promised.
Angel ............ Sam Kinison Norman Jablonsky . Ted McGinley*
70. 01/07/90 "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?" (411)
Kevin Curran
Al is "one man against nature," determined to fix a leak in the roof,
but each fall from the roof makes it harder to tell whether he's too
cheap or just too stupid to call a professional.
<no guest cast>
71. 01/14/90 "A TAXING PROBLEM" (415)
Paul Diamond
Thanks to Peggy's creative tax preparations, Al needs a quick $5000 in
order to pay off the IRS and stay out of jail. An ad in the paper leads
him to a couple willing to pay that much -- for Peggy's hair.
Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman
Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney
72. 02/04/90 "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL" (414)
Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day
When Al challenges family members to earn a dollar of his or her own,
Bud appoints himself Kelly's agent and land her job as a rock video slut.
Rockers "The Gutter Cats" appear as themselves. [Note: this was David
Garrison's last show]
Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr. Carrie ........... Eva LaRue
Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon Mary ............. Jill Pierce
Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham
73. 02/11/90 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1)" (416)
Sioux Doanham
Steve is history and Marcy is manless after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud
tries to catch her on the rebound. Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls
vacation to Vegas where they lose $5,000 of Al's money.
Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov Man .............. Michael Saccente
Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott
74. 02/18/90 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2)" (417)
Kevin Curran
Bad times hit the good-time girls, leaving Al to come to the rescue and
try to win $10,000 by staying three minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama
of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a huge monster of a woman.
Yummy ............ Ava Fabian Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt
Announcer ........ Tony Cimber Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone
Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton Croupier ......... Sam Clay
Man .............. Nicholas Dorr Referee .......... Gene LeBell
Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor Elmo ............. Tommy Nast
Babe ............. Ursula Hayden
75. 02/25/90 "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" (418)
Ellen L. Fogle
Al is asked to speak at his high-school homecoming, where Kelly keeps two
dates happy and Bud plots revenge on a girl who once embarrasses him by
running his underwear up a flagpole.
Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba
Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin
Heather McCoy. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard
Rick ..... Bojesse Christopher Graham Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler
76. 03/25/90 "PEGGY TURNS 300" (420)
Katherine Green / Tony Singletary
Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday -- a night at the
Bowlarama, where he hopes to finally beat his arch-rival's high game
record. Al manages to break the record score, but then moments later
Peg bowls a perfect game.
Puggy ............ Michael McManus Himself .......... Garrett Glaser
Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne Himself .......... Roy Firestone
77. 04/15/90 "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB" (421)
Ellen L. Fogle
Peg discovers that she never graduated High School, because she flunked
one class: home economics. Now she must go back to school with Kelly
and pass the final exam. This results in some problems for Kelly.
Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss
Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian
Susan ............ Geri Betzler Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten
78. 04/29/90 "RAINGIRL" (419)
Kevin Curran
Kelly has to take a job at a TV station, but she moves from intern to
a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving the current meteorologist to
storm off. This leaves Kelly and her new manager Al with a $250,000
contract offer.
Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon Station Manager .. Fran Montano
79. 05/06/90 "THE AGONY OF DeFEET" (422)
Diane Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez
Al is dreaming about feet, in fact he's getting nightmares about them.
He also ends up judging a "beauty" contest at the shoe store. Meanwhile,
Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.
Jim .............. Noah Blake Rhonda ........... Robin Angers
Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills
Joey ............. Michael John Burns Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis
80. 05/13/90 "YARD SALE" (423)
Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung
Peg will buy anything at a yard sale. When she brings home a boar's
head and there is no more room in the garage to put it, Al decides
enough is enough and he resolves to have a yard sale of their own
despite Peggy's protests. Unfortunately, these are items that nobody
but Peg would be stupid enough to buy. Al's next idea is to create
"Bundyland: the happiest place on Earth".
Statue ........... Alex Walters Mark ............. Josh Carroll
Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld Alice ............ Kate Morrison
Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan Freddy ........... Brent Corman
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** FIFTH Season Episodes (1990-91) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades (Darcy)
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Producer ............................ Kevin Curran
Barbara Blachut Cramer
Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle
Ralph R. Farquhar
Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
Arthur Silver
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
Larry Jacobson
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
81. 09/23/90 "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN" (502)
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
It's Labor Day. Al decides to take the family on a vacation, and see
America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught
in a traffic jam on the freeway.
Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk Kitty ............ Marla Fries
Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak
Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio
82. 09/30/90 "AL... WITH KELLY" (501)
Teleplay: Stacie Lipp, Story: Gabrielle Topping
Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's
mother's place. Kelly ends up really getting sick, and Al has to
take care of her. Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which
is "Psycho Dad", and he likes to sing along with the theme song:
"Who's that...<mumbled> Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho dad. Psycho dad.
Psycho dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!"
Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen
Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke Nurse ............ Teresa Frost
83. 10/07/90 "SUE CASA, HIS CASA" (503)
Kevin Curran
The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile -- according
to the newly licenced Bud. Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't
stand up well to the cross-examination.
Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton
The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers
84. 10/14/90 "THE UNNATURAL" (504)
Katherine Green
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy,
Kelly, and Bud hold three of the required votes. Peg is swayed by the
hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote.
Roy .............. Fred Shelton Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Barney ........... Steve Susskind Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis
Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin Kid .............. Ian Ziering
Hardy ............ Derek Sellers Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom
85. 10/21/90 "DANCE SHOW" (505)
Arthur Silver
Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the
light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg
is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband).
Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta Andy ............. Sam McMurray
Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer
86. 10/28/90 "KELLY BOUNCES BACK" (506)
Al Aidekman
Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy
Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car,
but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model.
Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition.
Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless.
Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise
Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode
Girl ............. Wendy Nichols
87. 11/04/90 "MARRIED WITH ALIENS" (507)
Ellen L. Fogle
Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use
as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is nobody but Al sees
them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy. This episode ends with
the following message scrolling on the screen:
"Long ago, in the Galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born.
Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through
the universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets. Among
the doomed was a small green world called Earth. But on planet Philydion
they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be
destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel
for the ships which diverted the comet. And that man is.... AL BUNDY."
Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot Alien ............ Patty Maloney
Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro Alien ............ Felix Silla
Alien ............ Tony Cox Alien ............ Susie Rossitto
Alien ............ Debbie Lee Carrington
88. 11/11/90 "WABBIT SEASON" (508)
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al is under pressure, and the doctor orders him to relax. To combat
stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical
when a rabbit swipes his carrots. This becomes a war of wills: Bundy
against Bunny.
<no guest cast>
89. 11/18/90 "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" (509)
Kevin Curran
Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who
see him move a couch and Al becomes the new stud on the block. Peggy
can't believe it.
Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear Jade ............. Teri Weigel
Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose Athena ........... Lucy Filippone
Donna ............ Rhonda Britten
90. 11/25/90 "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO" (510)
Ralph R. Farquhar
Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her
boyfriends, and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place.
[Note: series creators Leavitt and Moye appear as elevator passengers]
Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully Brook ............ Julie Gray
Older Man ........ Charles Howerton Jake ............. Rick Waugh
91. 12/16/90 "AND BABY MAKES MONEY" (511)
Art Everett
Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million
dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie.
Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell
him. When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making,
he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant.
Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill
92. 01/06/91 "MARRIED... WITH WHO" (512)
Ellen L. Fogle
After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring,
and in bed next to her new husband. Unfortunately, she doesn't remember
a thing about it. The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy
(played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy Darcy.
93. 02/03/91 "THE GODFATHER" (514)
Ralph R. Farquhar
Kelly is dating a 42-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility
of power, and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather". Bud feels neglected
and decides to change things. [Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned
in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".]
Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst
Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson
94. 02/10/91 "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (513)
Katherine Green
Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets
a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house
unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot. Meanwhile,
Al is in search of the perfect cheesecake.
Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin Street Singer .... B.B. King
Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama Chef ............. Brian George
Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg
95. 02/17/91 "A MAN'S CASTLE" (515)
Stacie Lipp
After spending $2000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not
to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly
feminine horror. Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson,
now adorned with Peg's trappings.
Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll Mick ............. Dave Florek
Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston
96. 02/24/91 "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE" (516)
Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney
When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store,
Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired. He gets a job as a
security guard at his old school. This prompts his former high school
sports rival to steal the prized football trophy.
Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer
Principal ........ Carol Gustafson
97. 03/17/91 "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518)
Bill Prady
Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name.
He similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch.
[Note: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap"
characters. Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song playing:
"Anna (Go To Him)", instead of the regular theme music.]
Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton Dave ............. Suli McCullough
Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter
98. 03/24/91 "WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS" (517)
Kevin Curran
A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could
be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff.
Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but
since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to
spoil every single box searching for a winning prize ticket.
Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver
Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff
Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
Flopsie ....... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
99. 04/07/91 "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?" (521) {12.2/19}
Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day
Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house, and proceed to take
over the place. Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment,
but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell. Also, Bud
finally manages to get a girl. [ Note: this episode originally aired as
a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".]
Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker Agatha ........... Edith Varon
June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin
January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt * December Hubbard . Kristen Semon
April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt * July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon
May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne Cranny
99a. 04/07/91 "TOP OF THE HEAP" {11.7/18}
Ron Leavitt & Arthur Silver
Vinnie and Charlie Verducci visit Al at the shoe store, but there is
actually little more of "Married With Children" to be found in this
episode. Al loses his TV in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability,
so at the end he sneaks into the Verducci's apartment and takes theirs.
Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc
Kathleen Morgan .. Diana Bellamy Mona Mullins ..... Joey Adams
Tyler Cameron .... Rebecca Cross Roger Bonderly ... John Mansfield
Nelson ........... Charles Howerton Man #1 ........... Dennis Holahan
Woman ............ Kathryn O'Reilly Security Man ..... Tim Hill
Mary Ann ......... Jill Pierce Man #2 ........... Harold Harris
100. 04/14/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)" (519) {13.3/21}
J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day
Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into
the supermarket. They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested,
so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's
one millionth customer. The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy
wants it as well.
Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Cashier .......... Jodie Mann
Bob .............. John Mallory Asher Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
Butter ........... Helena Apothaker The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder
Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds
101. 04/21/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)" (520)
Stacie Lipp / Linda Day
Conclusion. The Bundys and the Darcys compete in a battle to see who can
get $1000 of groceries first. Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting
Foodie's special guest "The Beaver".
Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow
Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown
Boy .............. Brent Corman Himself .......... Jerry Mathers
102. 04/28/91 "ROUTE 666 (part 1)" (522)
Katherine Green
The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells
them a map to a gold mine. They call Jefferson & Marcy, who come to the
rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al & Peg want their
money for the mine deal. The six of them go out to search for gold.
Prospector ....... John Byner Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi
Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush
Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye *
103. 05/05/91 "ROUTE 666 (part 2)" (523)
Ralph R. Farquhar
Conclusion. In this episode, Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, and Jefferson
are all searching for gold. Al discovers the first nugget, and everyone
but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold. They each have their fantasies
about how to spend it. Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the
middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes
to find. The miners don't take very kindly to this turn of events.
Demerson ......... Earl Billings Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt *
Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian
Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown
Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson
Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters
Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry Almond ....... Heather E. Parkhurst
104. 05/19/91 "BUCK THE STUD" (524)
Chip Johannessen & John Rinker
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion
dog "Lady Briard". Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong, and Al is
stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor
and dresses him in medieval costumes.
Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning
Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc Bridgett ......... Trea Shields
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Date: 2 Dec 93 18:53:00 GMT
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Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 3/5)
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{dadams@netcom.com}
(December, 1993)
** SIXTH Season Episodes (1991-92) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
Larry Jacobson
Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
105. 09/08/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)" (601) [Taped: 08/16/91]
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are
expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces
the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not
very pleased either, and they take it out on him.
["Baby" (in dream) .. Abraham Benrubi]
106. 09/15/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)" (602) [08/23/91]
Kevin Curran
Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some
solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for
belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory.
Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton
Man with nose .... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass
107. 09/22/91 "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) [08/30/91] {15.7/24}
Kevin Curran
Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room
for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud
builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody
else can seem to remember it right.
Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips Norris ........... Frank Lloyd
Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt Nelvia ........... Ellerine!
Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff Melba ............ Gita Isak
Melvin ........... Rick Scarry Harry ............ Jeff Michalski
Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee
108. 09/29/91 "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) [09/06/91] {14.6/22}
Teleplay: Brian Scully, Story: Allan Davis
Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition,
and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells
his to stake her moneymaking endeavors.
Doug ............. David Dario James ............ Bert L. Cook
Adam ............. B.T. Taylor Tony ............. Tom Perna
Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise Kid .............. Christian Guzek
109. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91]
Stacie Lipp {13.9/21}
While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings
(that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-
baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes
food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to
replace the pregzilla Peggy.
Bum .............. Robert Lesser Topsy ............ Renee Tenison
Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison
Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton Jorge ............ Seth Dillon
Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer
110. 10/13/91 "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) [09/27/91] {12.1/17}
Ellen L. Fogle
When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy
goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with
her cousins.
Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson Possum Boy ....... John Gerard
Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw
111. 10/27/91 "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) [10/11/91]
Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *
Despite overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake,
Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once
fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him.
[Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode]
Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter
112. 11/03/91 "GODS SHOES" (608) [10/18/91]
Ellen L. Fogle
Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god",
whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money
that Jefferson took from Marcy.
Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky Host ............. Larry Jacobson *
Bob .............. Brad Parker Lola ............. Megan O'Hara
Scary Mary ....... June Foray
113. 11/10/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)" (609) [10/25/91]
Larry Jacobson
Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school
teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
"Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and
some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut
of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested.
Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
114. 11/17/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)" (610) [11/01/91]
Larry Jacobson
Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network
brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous)
suggestions. [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall
"Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew",
"Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and
staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.]
Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra
Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman
Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Samantha ......... Georgi Irene
Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer
Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier
Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara
115. 11/24/91 "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) [11/08/91]
Larry Jacobson
Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by
a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her
expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that
can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife.
Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange
dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being
absent since show #607]
Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James
Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd
Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ............ David Wells
Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph Jack Dallas ...... Ron Leavitt *
116. 12/01/91 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) [11/15/91] {14.0/20}
Stacie Lipp
Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's
new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim
that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie".
Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery
117. 12/22/91 "I WHO HAVE NOTHING" (613) [12/06/91] {12.1/19}
Katherine Green
The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a
former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al.
Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott
118. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] {13.8/20}
Kevin Curran
Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl
excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving.
Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over to play a new board game called
"Ethical Dilemma".
Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Biff ............. Dan Clark
119. 01/19/92 "JUST SHOE IT" (615) [01/10/92] {12.4/19}
Lisa Chernin
Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk
High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy?
Director ......... Steve Vinovich Caterer .......... Tom Reilly
Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd
Casting Executive . George C. Simms Himself .......... Steve Carlton
Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner
Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones
120. 02/09/92 "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) [01/24/92] {12.0/16}
Ilunga Adell
Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers
him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first
bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this
episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been
provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Also, instead of the normal
still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky
playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ]
Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo
Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd
The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran *
121. 02/16/92 "THE EGG AND I" (617) [01/31/92] {14.2/20}
Ellen L. Fogle
Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for
reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg.
Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr.
News Anchor ...... Larry McKay [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*]
122. 02/23/92 "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) [02/14/92] {14.0/20}
Larry Jacobson
It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from
Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest,
which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be
no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking
them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share
sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone.
Stan ............. Fred Willard V.J. ............. Roger Rose
Himself .......... Edd Byrnes Themselves ....... Anthrax
123. 03/01/92 "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) [02/07/92] {13.4/20}
Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse *
Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly
TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he
has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet,
Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the
whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five
psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?
Madam Inga ....... Candice Azzara Big Bob .......... Travis Venable
Zelmo ............ Steven Trevor Hakbar ........... Z.Z. Clark
Psychic #1 ....... Larry Udy Old Lady ......... Barbara Perry
Thursday Markowitz . Andy Flaster Buck the Man ..... Kevin Curran *
124. 03/22/92 "HI I.Q." (620) [02/21/92] {14.7/22}
Steve Crider
An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is
issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason
behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the
usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This
challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.
Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind Guard ............ Gary Epp
Delbert .......... James Quarter Margie ........... Rana Mack
Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown Man .............. Tim Hill
125. 04/05/92 "TEACHER PETS" (621) [03/06/92] {14.7/22}
Katherine Green
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested
in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student
smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy
has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating
Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along)
with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad",
while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI]
Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross Kid .............. Ric Coy
Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook
Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams
126. 04/19/92 "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) [03/13/92] {13.4/22}
Stacie Lipp
When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job
as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by
her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land"
where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud).
Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around
the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room.
Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall
Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr. Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox
Guy .............. Mitchell Dean Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France
Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee
127. 04/26/92 "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) [03/20/92] {13.1/20}
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first
they must push the Dodge to a gas station. Unfortunately Al is broke
after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids
the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps.
When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive
contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves
Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women.
Joe .............. Phil Buckman Jim .............. Colby Chester
Betty ............ Leah Ayres Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth
Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe
Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini Karin ............ Anna Keller
Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz Eva .............. Jane Frances
Hilgar ........... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
128. 05/03/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)" (624) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.9/19}
Ellen L. Fogle
The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of
male Bundys---and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor
of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed
a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton
residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in
order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die
outside the city so the curse does not get transferred to them.
[Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and Stacie Lipp do a walk-on
appearance together; LJ says "show salesman".]
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran *
Voice of Nearby Dogs .. Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye *
129. 05/10/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)" (625) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.5/20}
Stacie Lipp
After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive
in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she
is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up
with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a
warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way
to Lower Uncton, before it's too late.
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran]
130. 05/17/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)" (626) [03/30-04/17/92] {11.6/18}
Kevin Curran
With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind
them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger.
Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued
by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns.
Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's
ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on
concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a
good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. [Note: the England
Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.]
Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong
Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran]
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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** SEVENTH Season Episodes (1992-93) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp
Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman
Michael G. Moye
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson
Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
131. 09/13/92 "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" (701) [08/21/92] {14.9/23}
Arthur Silver
The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts
a new year. In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and
wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year
old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy. She sees
this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try.
Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie"
[Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode]
Zemus ............ Bobcat Goldthwait Ida Mae .......... Linda Blair
Seven ............ Shane Sweet
132. 09/20/92 "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP" (702) [08/28/92]
Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle {13.1/20}
While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses
men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date.
Ralph ............ Corey Feldman Lorraine ......... Liz Vassey
Seven ............ Shane Sweet D.J. ............. Dusty Street
[girl ............ Lisa Rieffel]
133. 09/27/92 "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY" (703) [09/04/92] {12.1/18}
Richard Gurman
When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a
date for him at random. Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost
his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a party for Seven
at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the
public park private for his own son's party. [Note: Kelly's birthday
is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd]
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Phillip .......... Andrew Masset
Gwen ............. Sherry Rooney Parachuter ....... Frank Lloyd
Worker ........... Weston Blakesley Brian ............ Ted Roberts
134. 10/04/92 "AL ON THE ROCKS" (704) [09/14/92] {14.3/22}
Andrew Smith
When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill,
Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where
it's the bartender who's topless. Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other
Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Gladys ........... Diane Delano
Patron #1 ........ Sherlock Ganz Woman ............ Laurel Ollstein
135. 10/11/92 "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE" (705) [09/25/92] {12.9/19}
Ellen L. Fogle
The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the
heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in
the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt
to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al. Unfortunately, the only
thing Al wants is a steak dinner.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Sales Lady ....... Penelope Windust
Guy .............. Keith Coulouris Girl ............. Jocelyn Kelly
136. 10/25/92 "FRAT CHANCE" (706) [10/02/92] {12.3/19}
Larry Jacobson
To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity
"Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage)
lacks fun... and women. A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna
get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel
some breasts".
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Ahmed ............ S. Kyle Parker
Francis .......... Andy Milder Gus .............. Elek Hartman
Girl ............. Kathleen McClellan Gerri ............ Jamie Luner
137. 11/01/92 "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY" (707) [10/16/92] {9.8/14}
Stacie Lipp
The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness-
and a new 2 cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys
hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging. [Note: Ron Leavitt
and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report);
Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles]
Muffy ............ Kari Coleman Volunteer #1 ..... Pearl Shear
News Anchor ...... Cynthia Allison Storekeeper Jim .. Hartley Silver
Doug ............. Michael Goldfinger Volunteer #2...... Flora Burke
Activist #2 ...... Cynthena Sanders Activist #1 ...... Jim Chiros
Man .............. Ed Burke Beer Girl #1 ..... Cindy Margolis
Beer Girl #2 ..... Robin Killian Beer Girl #3 ..... Tonya Poole
138. 11/08/92 "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE" (708) [10/23/92]
Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * {12.0/17}
Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly.
This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before.
Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior
to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress.
Wayne ............ Brian Doyle-Murray Miss Parker ...... Charlotte Booker
Carol ............ Lisa Robin Kelly Girl ............. Aubree Mazzola
Customer ......... Bert Cook Seven ............ Shane Sweet
139. 11/15/92 "ROCK OF AGES" (709) [10/30/92]
Al Aidekman
When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a
shoe-selling contest. The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which
the family turns into four standbys. But that doesn't keep them from
hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians. Al masquerades
as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks". The Bundys later join
in to sing for "Old Aid". [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics]
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Himself .......... Spencer Davis
Himself .......... Richie Havens Himself .......... Robbie Krieger
Himself .......... Mark Lindsay Himself .......... Peter Noone
Himself .......... John Sebastian Attendant ........ Aaron Lustig
Petal ............ Theresa Lee V.J. ............. Mark Goodman
140. 11/22/92 "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN" (710) [11/13/92]
Stacie Lipp
Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late
western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit". But where
does that leave Peggy?
Funeral Director . Dan Castellaneta Priest ........... James R. Sweeney
Man .............. Emilio Borelli Lorraine ......... Laurel Lockhart
Harry ............ Robert Ackerman Voice of Newscaster . Bill Applebaum
141. 12/13/92 "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY" (711) [11/20/92]
Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon
Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home
and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally
discover the money and grant it to themselves.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Julie ............ Leslie Ryan
Bank Nerd #1 ..... Stan Chandler Bank Nerd #2 ..... Tim Maculan
Toni ............. Jennifer Pusheck Bank Teller ...... Michael Mitz
Old Man .......... Richard Mayer Coed #1 .......... Alex McLeod
Coed #2 .......... Sabryn Genet
142. 12/20/92 "CHRISTMAS" (712) [12/11/92]
Ellen L. Fogle
In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls
christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy,
Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974).
Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has
caused Al's present predicament. They sing him the following song:
With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you:
12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning,
9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training
guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach
killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall...
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Bartender ........ Dennis Cockrum
Ishowitz ......... Fred Sanders Elf .............. Kevin Thompson
Charity Santa .... Ed Morgan Matt ............. Matt Leavitt *
Samantha ......... Samantha Leavitt* Santa ............ Monty Hoffman
Freckled Girl .... Kristen Martin Assistant ........ Sara Shearer
Denise ........... Paula Bernard Lolly ............ Kristen Semon
Polly ............ Cheri Semon [Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran]
143. 01/10/93 "WEDDING SHOW" (713) [12/18/92] {12.4/17}
Arthur Silver
The Bundys are going to a family wedding. Peggy can't decide what to
wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams.
Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight
black leather is always best. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride
to be much better than he should! [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly
a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"]
Janie ............ Joey Lauren Adams Corky ............ Sara Melson
Heidi ............ Andrea Elson Natalie .......... Robin Killian
144. 01/17/93 "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS" (714) [01/15/93]
Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender
It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing
trip and make him referee their constant bickering. Meanwhile, the
kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money.
Seven ............ Shane Sweet Johnny ........... Joel Gretsch
Mindy ............ Terri Wilgren
145. 02/07/93 "HEELS ON WHEELS" (715) [01/22/93]
Stacy Lipp
Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by
getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries
it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it is Al who really
takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least
until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge.
Lulu ............. Paris Houghton NBC Announcer .... Todd McLaren
146. 02/14/93 "MR. EMPTY PANTS" (716)
George Tricker
Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer
the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex
symbol.
Bertha ........... Cynthia Szigeti Steve ............ Steve Bean
Man .............. Cain DeVore Antoine .......... Brian Jensen
Fredo ............ Jack Kenny Candy ............ Kristi Ducati
Sandy ............ Avalon Anders Mandy ............ Janne Halskov
Anchorman ........ Arthur Hanket
147. 02/21/93 "YOU CAN'T MISS" (717) [02/12/93]
Joel Valentine & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse *
After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game
show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results.
Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from
knowing what day it is.
Candy ............ Chantal Dubay Adam ............. Bill Maher
Henry ............ Brian Leckner Eugene ........... Matt Winston
Tania ............ Allison Barron Rodrico .......... Ron Evans
Betty ............ Kiamalise Budak Carol ............ Tiffany Sloan
148. 02/28/93 "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES" (718) [02/19/93] {12.4/18}
Richard Gurman
Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess
(Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and
later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as
the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune
singing as much as anything else. The crew is rounded out by Bud, as
Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the
Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck. Meanwhile, Al has a battle
of his own with an overflowed toilet.
Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison Black Bob ........ Eric Menyuk
Black Ben ........ Gene LeBell Black Bert ....... Frank Lloyd
Seven ............ Shane Sweet
149. 03/14/93 "GO FOR THE OLD" (719) [02/26/93]
Stacie Lipp
When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior
citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games,
in which he shows--and gets--no mercy. [Note: an announcer reads
the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to
let the old guy win. Well, then you haven't been paying attention
for the last seven years. But, what we really wanted to do was to
give a lesson to all the kids out there". Then Al has the last word:
Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".]
Ira .............. E.D. Miller Official ......... Kevin Brief
George ........... George Feinstein Vendor ........... Mario Roccuzzo
Cheerleader ...... Peggy Gilbert Cheerleader ...... Jerrie Thill
Cheerleader ...... Georgia Shilling Cheerleader ...... Marian M. Wells
Stadium Announcer. Todd McLaren
150. 03/28/93 "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) [03/18/93]
Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse *
Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he
decks him to halt the crime. Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I
broke into his face". [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits;
Kelly sitting alone, waiting. "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"]
Laurie Diamond ... Melanie Chartoff Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
Burglar .......... Randall "Tex" Cobb Judge ............ Edwin Owens
Sandy ............ Brooke Stacy Mills Anchorwoman ...... Kari Coleman
151. 04/11/93 "MOVIE SHOW" (721) [03/19/93] {10.9}
Ellen L. Fogle
Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate
her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile
boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a
girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are
sitting in the theater and making the following comments:
Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great.
Al: Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard.
Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary.
Bud: Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle
[director of photography], I heard they're secretly married.
Al: Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man!
Whoa, here come the Columbia logo!
ALL: Booooo!! ]
Frank ............ David Boreanaz Usher ............ Craig Benton
Salesgirl ........ Kimberly Brooks Lon .............. Nick Oleson
Liz .............. Elena Statheros Lex .............. Phil Dominguez
Lil .............. Anahtt Minasyan
Man .............. Robin Francis Robinson
152. 04/25/93 "TILL DEATH DO US PART" (722) [03/26/93] {11.0}
Stacie Lipp
Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though
the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Now its up to Al to get
himself back into shape. [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the
first time in this episode.]
<no guest cast>
153. 05/02/93 "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES" (723) [04/09/93] {10.3/15}
Kevin Curran
Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store,
but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him
back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with
a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes". Meanwhile,
Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer.
Ms. Blaub ........ Susan Peretz Manager .......... Peter Jason
Habib #1 ......... S. Kyle Parker Habib #2 ......... Ted Davis
Herself .......... Charlene Tilton
154. 05/09/93 "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE" (724) [04/16/93] {9.6/16}
Larry Jacobson
While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his
cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a
Lincoln and a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for
50K, so she starts collecting "K's". [Note: during the end credits,
Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50 Gs"]
Joe .............. Rob LaBelle Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
155. 05/16/93 "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS" (725) [04/23/93] {12.2/19}
Arthur Silver
Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee
on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks
for help from Bud---the guilty party.
Jimmy ............ Abraham Benrubi Dee Anna ......... Barbara Moore
156. 05/23/93 "THE PROPOSITION" (726) [04/30/93] {13.1/21}
Arthur Silver
Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone
like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High. Now she is
offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but
will Peggy agree to give up Al?
Coco ............. Vanna White Phil ............. Kevin Schon
Customer ......... Jane Childerhose
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** EIGHTH Season Episodes (1993-94) **
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Creative Consultant ................. Ralph R. Farquhar
Richard Gurman
David Castro?
Co-Producer ......................... Larry Jacobson
Producer ............................ Stacie Lipp
John Maxwell Anderson
Supervising Producer ................ Kim Weiskopf
Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Associate Producer .................. Michael Greenspon
Story Editor ........................ Nancy Neufeld
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Tony Singletary
157. 09/05/93 "A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?" (801) {9.2}
Kim Weiskopf
When Al manages to get prime tickets to an all-star basketball game,
Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things turn even
worse when she trades places with Al just before his former seat is
chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to
net herself a basketball player.
himself .......... Vlade Divac himself .......... Clyde Drexler
himself .......... Xavier McDaniel Team Official .... Roy Fegan
Man Behind Al .... Gerald Emerick P.A. Announcer ... Ray Clay
158. 09/12/93 "HOOD IN THE BOYZ" (802) {10.5}
Michael G. Moye
Al is thrilled when his childhood love asks for his help in dealing
with a young tough who's been harassing her at her convenience store.
But how does he explain it to Peggy?
Ray Ray .......... Matt Borlenghi Mary Ellen ....... Debra Engle
Jackie ........... Kimberly Paige Bum .............. Alex Zonn
Ray Ray's Girl ... Skye Bassett Skippy ........... Chuck LeFever
159. 09/19/93 "PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD" (803) {9.8}
Stacie Lipp
The family thinks Bud has flipped when they overhear his basement
conversations with his "cool" alter-ego, who has grown weary of
Bud's failures with women. Also, Al has a battle with a voice
mail system in an effort to get parts for the Dodge.
Libby ............ Michelle Nicholas
160. 09/26/93 "LUCK OF THE BUNDYS" (804) {11.2}
Richard Gurman
When Al's luck starts turning good (along with the rest of the
Bundys), he knows that he's doomed... thanks to the Bundy curse.
Weasel ........... Tom LaGrua Sal .............. Lee Arenberg
Louie ............ J.J. Johnston Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr.
Policeman #2 ..... Sean N. Sickner
161. 10/03/93 "BANKING ON MARCY" (805) {11.5}
Stacie Lipp
Marcy's method for overcoming her fear of public speaking involves
fantasizing that she's elsewhere, which is a real treat for her
audience. Meanwhile, Al gets hooked on rap videos.
Moderator ........ Beau Billingslea Dr. Angela ....... Marilyn Kagan
162. 10/10/93 "NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK" (806) {10.7}
Ralph Farquhar
Confident they can share, Kelly and Bud pool their money to buy
a car, which both want--but neither will surrender--for drive-in
movie dates. [Note: Bud's middle name is given as "Franklin"]
Neuter ........... Sean O'Bryan Sonya ............ Viatiare'
Jake ............. Lou Bonacki
163. 10/24/93 "TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE" (807) {13.2}
Teleplay: Peter Gaulke & Eddie Feldmann, Story: Brad Yuen
On Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (who looks a lot like Peggy)
finally answers Al's unwitting call for death, and then won't
leave him alone until one member of his family says they need him.
Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peg, Kelly, and Bud to impersonate the
Village People at her party. [Note: the end credits feature
everyone continuing to dance to "YMCA"]
Ethel ............ Patrika Darbo Jeannie .......... Mindy Seeger
Kid #1 ........... Joshua Boyd Belle ............ Billy Gordon
themselves........ The Villiage People
164. 11/07/93 "SCARED SINGLE" (808) {10.1}
Katherine Green / Sam W. Orender
Al hires a recent Polk High graduate, who sees him as a hero, and Al
takes full advantage by giving the boy the full benefit of his wisdom.
Also, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a facefull
of bug spray -- which causes her to start behaving very strangely.
Aaron ............ Hill Harper Billy Ray ........ John Bloom
Angie ............ Rose Jackson Heidi ............ Melissa Behr
Woman at Store ... Tara Karsian Guy .............. Joe Ochman
Marge ............ Mary Pat Green Emaciated Man .... Jeff Heston
Beautiful Girl ... Borovnisa Blervaque Meg .............. Tami Akbar
165. 11/14/93 "NO MA'AM" (809) {10.9}
Larry Jacobson
When women take over his bowling night... and his nudie bar,
Al springs into action and leads a takeover of a talk show
called "the masculine feminist".
himself .......... Jerry Springer Officer Dan ...... Dan Tullis, Jr.
Bob Rooney ....... E.E. Bell Pete ............. John Mariano
Jim .............. Trip Hamilton Barney............ Steve Suskind
Roger ............ Christopher Collins Velma ............ Harriet Leider
Bartender ........ Timothy Omundson Waitress ......... Ingrid Berg
Guy #1 ........... William Palmieri Guy #2 ........... Frank Noon
Bubbles Double Dee .. Lisa Boyle
166. 11/21/93 "DANCING WITH WEEZIE" (810) {11.9}
Richard Gurman
Al and Jefferson want to attend the opening of a new sports bar,
but their wives insist they instead accompany them to a live
performance of "The Jeffersons" Movin' On Up tour.
himself .......... Joe Namath himself .......... Johnny Bench
himself .......... Ernie Banks Officer Dan ...... Dan Tullis, Jr.
Waitress ......... Jillian Johns
167. 11/28/93 "CHANGE FOR A BUCK" (810) {9.8}
Kim Weiskopf / Amanda Bearse
Lacking attention, Buck decides to run away from home, but the Bundys
don't discover that he's been gone for a week --- which is the time
limit for dogs at the pound where Buck wound up.
Voice of Buck .... Cheech Marin Floyd the Dog .... Dom DeLuise
Mother ........... Jeanine Jackson Father ........... Lenny Wople
Timmy ............ Joshua Boyd Mustafa .......... Ralph P. Martin
FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS:
a. __ b __ " episode title " ( c ) [ d ] {e/f}
writer(s) / director
a. episode number by airing order d. date of taping
b. original air date e. rating
c. production code f. ratings share
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From: dadams@netcom.com (Dean Adams)
Date: 2 Dec 93 18:53:43 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc,rec.answers,alt.answers,news.answers
Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 4/5)
Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/appendix1
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{dadams@netcom.com}
(December, 1993)
APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS
Air Date Order
First Season:
1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT
2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY
3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY
4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY
5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY
6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET
7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN
8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME
9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK
10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY
11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET
12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS
13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE
Second Season:
14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1)
15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2)
16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN
17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT
18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1)
19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2)
20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK
22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS
23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE
24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?
25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL
26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS
28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP
29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES
30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE
32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT
33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN
34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE
35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY
Third Season:
36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD
37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND
38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH
39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE
40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN
41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER
42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED
44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER
45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT
47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM
48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME
49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY
50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL
51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST
52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1)
53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL
54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO
55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW
56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH
57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID
Fourth Season:
58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL
59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS
60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY
61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES
62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE
63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE
64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER
65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE
66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING
67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO
68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1)
69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2)
70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?
71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM
72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL
73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1)
74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2)
75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300
77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB
78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL
79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET
80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE
Fifth Season:
81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN
82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY
83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA
84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL
85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW
86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK
87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS
88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON
89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY
90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO
91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY
92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO
93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER
94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING
95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE
96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE
97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS
98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS
99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?
100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)
101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)
102. 04/28/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (part 1)
103. 05/05/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (part 2)
104. 05/19/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD
Sixth Season:
105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)
106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)
107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER
108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD
109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE
111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW
112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES
113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)
114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)
115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK
116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT
117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE NOTHING
118. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND
119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT
120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE
121. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I
122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX
123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS
124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q.
125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS
126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL
127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW
128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)
129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)
130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)
Seventh Season:
131. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
132. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP
133. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY
134. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS
135. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE
136. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE
137. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY
138. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
139. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES
140. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN
141. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
142. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS
143. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW
144. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
145. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS
146. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS
147. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS
148. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES
149. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD
150. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY
151. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW
152. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART
153. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES
154. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE
155. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS
156. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION
Eighth Season:
157. 09/05/93 (801) A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?
158. 09/12/93 (802) HOOD IN THE BOYZ
159. 09/19/93 (803) PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD
160. 09/26/93 (804) LUCK OF THE BUNDYS
161. 10/03/93 (805) BANKING ON MARCY
162. 10/10/93 (806) NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK
163. 10/24/93 (807) TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE
164. 11/07/93 (808) SCARED SINGLE
165. 11/14/93 (809) NO MA'AM
166. 11/21/93 (810) DANCING WITH WEEZIE
167. 11/28/93 (810) CHANGE FOR A BUCK
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APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS
Alphabetical Order
65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE
79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET
115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK
10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY
134. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS
82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY
35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY
96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE
22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS
91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY
67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO
42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
161. 10/03/93 (805) BANKING ON MARCY
21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK
17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT
110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE
60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY
104. 05/19/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD
28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP
3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY
48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME
167. 11/28/93 (811) CHANGE FOR A BUCK
108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD
137. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY
142. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS
55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW
85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW
166. 11/21/93 (810) DANCING WITH WEEZIE
54. 05/07/89 (320) DATELESS AMIGO, THE
59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS
140. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN
64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER
122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX
89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY
40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN
25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL
46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT
121. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I
128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)
129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)
130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)
133. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY
63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE
34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE
20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
136. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE
127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW
18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1)
19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2)
149. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD
93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER
112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES
126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL
31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE
27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS
43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED
50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL
5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY
62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE
36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD
145. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS
41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER
57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID
124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q.
158. 09/12/93 (802) HOOD IN THE BOYZ
58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL
51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST
24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?
117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE NOTHING
45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND
107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER
111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW
16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN
32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT
144. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS
68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1)
69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2)
13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE
33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN
119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT
86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK
113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)
114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)
138. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?
56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH
94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING
109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
160. 09/26/93 (804) LUCK OF THE BUNDYS
131. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE
87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS
52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1)
53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL
92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO
7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN
29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES
151. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW
146. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS
47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM
118. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND
11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET
162. 10/10/93 (806) NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK
165. 11/14/93 (809) NO MA'AM
66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING
141. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
154. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE
97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS
90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO
148. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES
30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB
9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK
76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300
39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE
1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT
38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH
8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME
14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1)
15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2)
156. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION
159. 09/19/93 (803) PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD
123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS
78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL
23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE
44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER
120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE
72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL
139. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES
102. 04/28/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (part 1)
103. 05/05/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (part 2)
164. 11/07/93 (808) SCARED SINGLE
105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)
106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)
6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET
116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT
83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA
132. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP
163. 10/24/93 (807) TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE
71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM
125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS
2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY
49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY
152. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART
153. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES
157. 09/05/93 (801) A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET?
61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES
150. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY
84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL
88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON
81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN
155. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS
143. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW
98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS
75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
135. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE
12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS
70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?
4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY
80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE
100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)
101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)
26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
147. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS
73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1)
74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2)
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APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS
Production Code Order
First Season:
1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT
2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY
6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET
3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY
5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY
4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY
10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY
9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK
7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN
8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME
12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS
11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET
13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE
Second Season:
17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT
14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 1)
15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (part 2)
16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN
20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 1)
19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (part 2)
21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK
22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS
23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE
24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?
25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL
26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS
28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP
29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES
30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE
32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT
33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN
34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE
35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY
Third Season:
39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE
36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD
37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND
38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH
40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN
41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER
42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER
43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED
45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT
46. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM
47. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME
49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY
50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL
51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST
52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (part 1)
53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL
55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW
54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO
56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH
57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID
Fourth Season:
58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL
59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS
60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY
61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES
62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE
63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE
64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER
65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE
66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING
67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO
70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?
68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1)
69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 2)
72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL
71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM
73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 1)
74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (part 2)
75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL
76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300
77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB
79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET
80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE
Fifth Season:
82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY
81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN
83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA
84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL
85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW
86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK
87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS
88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON
89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY
90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO
91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY
92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO
94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING
93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER
95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE
96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE
98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS
97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS
100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 1)
101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (part 2)
99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?
102. 04/28/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (part 1)
103. 05/05/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (part 2)
104. 05/19/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD
Sixth Season:
105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)
106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)
107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER
108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD
109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE
111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW
112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES
113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)
114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)
115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK
116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT
117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE NOTHING
118. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND
119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT
120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE
121. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I
123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS
122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX
124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q.
125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS
126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL
127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW
128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)
129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)
130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)
Seventh Season:
[ same as broadcast order ]
Eighth Season:
[ same as broadcast order ]
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APPENDIX II - GUEST CAST LISTING
Ackerman, Robert Harry (710)
Adams, Joey Lauren Cousin Effie (606), Janie (713)
Adams, Lillian Mrs. Mariner (621)
Adams, Trudy Chelsea (410)
Akbar, Tami Meg (808)
Alan, Brice Chris (321)
Albin, Delores Mrs. McGinty (322)
Alden, Stacy Fran (308)
Alexander, Sandra Wendy (321)
Allen, Christi Kristi (216), Lucy (321)
Allison, Cynthia News Anchor (707)
Ancier, Garth Gig Fontaine (610)
Anders, Avalon Sandy (716)
Anderson, Kim Jackie (218)
Anderson, Pamela Yvette (501), Cashew (523)
Angers, Robin Rhonda (422)
Anthrax Themselves (619)
Apicella, John Rick (318)
Apothaker, Helena Butter Lefkowitz (517),
Butter (519), Crystal (521)
Applebaum, Bill Tim Potter (318), Newscaster Voice (710)
Arenberg, Lee Sal (804)
Armstrong, Alun Trevor (624-626)
Arquette, Lewis Ed (111)
Arthur, Bob Lew (303)
Asher, John Mallory Bob (519)
Austin, Lynne Sable (318)
Austin, Marcy Luana (321)
Ayres, Leah Betty (623)
Azzara, Candice Madam Inga (618)
Banko, Jennifer Courtney (410)
Banks, Ernie himself (810)
Barron, Allison Lauren (316), Tania (717)
Basone, Jeanne Hollywood (417)
Bassett, Skye Ray Ray's Girl (802)
Basso, Victor Hugo Hair Dresser (610)
Bateman, Bill Larry Fleishman (318)
Baxter, Gean Rick Cool (518), TV Announcer (607)
Bean, Steve Fred (309), Steve (716)
Beck, Billy Guard (111)
Behr, Melissa Heidi (808)
Bell, E.E. Bob Rooney (809)
Bellamy, Diana Customer #1 (101), Nancy (111)
Belmonte, Barbara Trish (218), Silky (317)
Bemis, Cliff Termite Boss (218)
Bench, Johnny himself (810)
Benrubi, Abraham Jimmy (725)
Bentley, Marc Lewis (409)
Benton, Craig Usher (721)
Berg, Ingrid Waitress (809)
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Billings, Earl Demerson (523)
Billingslea, Beau Moderator (805)
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Blervaque, Borovnisa Beautiful Girl (808)
Blom, Dan Sven Hunkstrom (504)
Bloom, John Billy Ray (808)
Bluhm, Brandon Lenny (302)
Bologna, Joseph Charlie Verducci (518)
Bonacki, Lou Jake (806)
Booker, Charlotte Miss Parker (708)
Boreanaz, David Frank (721)
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Borrego, Jesse Bruno (313)
Bowman, Pamela Sherry Cherry (107)
Boyd, Joshua Kid #1 (807)
Boyd, Joshua Timmy (811)
Boyle, Lisa Bubbles Double Dee (809)
Braff, Jennifer Rhonda Rose (517)
Brandt, Brandi Playmate/Herself (407)
Braxton, Lynn Big Bad Momma (417)
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Brill, Charlie Eugene Bundy (511)
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Britten, Rhonda Donna (509)
Broadhurst, Angel Salt Water (514)
Broderick, Beth Miss Penza (511)
Brooks, Kimberly Salesgirl (721)
Brose, Richard Bouncer (206)
Brothers, Joyce The Judge (503)
Brown, Bobbie Nibbles (519, 520), Pecan (523)
Brown, Christopher Ralph (620)
Bruskin, Steve Clyde (418)
Buckman, Phil Joe (623)
Budak, Kiamalise Betty (717)
Bundy, King Kong Uncle Irwin (222)
Burke, Ed Man (707)
Burke, Flora Volenteer #2 (707)
Burke, Kerry Swensen (408)
Burns, Michael John Joey (422)
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Carlton, Steve Himself (615)
Carrere, Tia Piper Bowman (506)
Carrington, Debbie Lee Alien (507)
Carroll, Deryl Professor Lavar (515)
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From: dadams@netcom.com (Dean Adams)
Date: 2 Dec 93 18:55:04 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.mwc,rec.answers,alt.answers,news.answers
Subject: MARRIED WITH CHILDREN PROGRAM GUIDE (Part 5/5)
Archive-name: tv/program-guides/married-with-children/appendix2
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* MARRIED WITH CHILDREN *
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PROGRAM GUIDE
by Dean Adams
{dadams@netcom.com}
(December, 1993)
APPENDIX III - WRITING CREDITS
Staff Writers:
Ron Leavitt 702*
Michael G. Moye 112, 714, 802
Ron Leavitt/Michael G. Moye 110, 216, 302, 308, 409, 502, 601
Michael G. Moye/Ron Leavitt 101, 102, 201, 202, 203, 215t, 305,
401, 412, 413, 508, 623
Katherine Green/Richard Gurman 103, 113, 213
Richard Gurman/Katherine Green 105, 205
Richard Gurman 309, 314, 703, 718, 804, 810
Sandy Sprung/Marcy Vosburgh 106,204,209,214,219,301,311,408
Marcy Vosburgh/Sandy Sprung 107, 111, 222, 306, 403, 423
Kevin Curran 411, 417, 419, 503, 509, 517, 602,
603, 614, 626, 723
Ralph R. Farquhar 109t, 211, 217, 304, 319, 321, 510,
514, 523, 806
Ellen L. Fogle 108, 210, 212, 218, 220, 315, 317, 318,
414, 418, 421, 507, 512, 521, 606, 608,
617, 624, 702*, 705, 712, 721
Katherine Green 402, 410, 420, 504, 513, 522, 613, 621, 808
Larry Jacobson 609, 610, 611, 619, 706, 720, 724, 809
Stacie Lipp 501t, 515, 520, 605, 612, 622, 625,
707, 710, 715, 719, 722, 803, 805
Arthur Silver 407*, 505, 701, 713, 725, 726
Gabrielle Topping 313s, 501s, 607, 708
Kim Weiskopf 801, 811
Other Writers:
Adell, Ilunga 616
Aidekman, Al 406, 506, 709
Baruch, Jeanne 310*, 322t*
Begel, Cindy 312t*
Bing, Steve 407*
Brangato, J.D. 519*
Brown, Calvin 618
Burla, Ron 104
Burroughs, Diane 422*, 711t*
Chernin, Lisa 615
Crider, Steve 620
Cridland, Susan 303t*
Davis, Allan 604s
Dennis, Jules 307*
Diamond, Paul 415
Doanham, Sioux 416
Eichler, Glenn 516*
Everett, Art 511
Feldmann, Eddie 807t*
Ferris, Michael 519*
Finney, Sara V. 320*
Gaffney, Peter 516*
Gamble, Tracy 206*, 207*
Gaulke, Peter 807t*
Geller, Matt 109s
Granat, Steve 316*
Gutierrez, Joey 422*, 711t*
Johannessen, Chip 524*
Kite, Lesa 312t*
Krasner, Sheldon 404t*
Mueller, Richard 307*
O'Neill, Len 322s
Parker, J. Stanford 215s
Perzigian, Jerry 221
Prady, Bill 518
Rinker, John 524*
Rogers, Will 404s
Romano, Jeanne 310*, 322t*
Rosenbloom, Jan 312s
Rosenthal, Lisa 405
Saling, David 404t*
Scully, Brian 604t
Sharon, P. 711s
Sherer, Mel 316*
Smith, Andrew 704
Spears, Vida 320*
Studebaker, Carl 303s
Tricker, George 716
Ulin, Robert 313t
Vaczy, Richard 206*, 207*
Valentine, Joel 717*
Vorhaus, John 208
Wick, Pamela 303t*
Yuen, Brad 807s
Zimbler, Scott 717*
[ * = Shared credit, s = Story credit only, t = Teleplay credit only ]
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APPENDIX IV - DIRECTING CREDITS
Primary Director:
First/Second season Linda Day
Third-Seventh seasons Gerry Cohen
Eighth Season Tony Singletary
Linda Day 101-105, 108, 109, 111-113, 202-216,
414, 519-521
Gerry Cohen 217, 301-306, 309-322, 401-413, 415-419,
421-423, 501-518, 522-524, 601-606,
608-617, 619-708, 709-713, 715-716, 718
Tony Singletary 420, 801-807, 809-810
Amanda Bearse * 607, 618, 708, 717, 720, 811
Zane Buzby 106
James E. Hornbeck 308
Brian Levant 110
Sam W. Orender 714, 808
John Sgueglia 307
Arlando Smith 107
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APPENDIX V - THE LOST SHOW
Here is a more detailed account of the events around the "missing" third
season episode: "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (#310). [excerpted from Playboy]
This episode is now called "The Lost Show" by the producers, since they
feel they lost control of it, and subsequently it never aired as scheduled.
The reason was the Fox network censors. Producer Moye says they had 15
censor notes on the script, meaning 15 words or lines the censor considered
"too graphic" or "over the edge" or "offensive to certain groups." These
were the things they'd been hearing from the censor all along--at the rate
of two or three a script--but 15 notes was a whole new game.
"We were gonna play ball," says Moye. They made some changes and sent the
script back. The censor was on the phone. They made some more changes,
caught some more flak. "It got to the point where we had given them all
but four notes, which to us was bending double. We were really doing a
contortionist job." Still, the censor wasn't happy. By the end of the
week, they'd made 13 changes and "the integrity of the show was shot to
hell," says Moye.
The Lost Show is about sex. It begins with Peg and neighbor Marcy
discussing ways to spice the Bundy's sex life. How about a change of
venue? Cut to the Hop-On-Inn motel. See Al and Peg lean back in bed.
Know they've done the wild--and as always with the Bundys, brief--thing.
Later, we learn that Al and Peg were video-taped at the motel, as were
Steve and Marcy before them. Cut to the courtroom, where Steve plays
prosecutor in the couples' lawsuit against the Hop-On-Inn.
Unfortunately for the Bundys, Steve screens the video tapes in court.
Steve and Marcy win $10,000 for their multihour performance; Al and Peg's
one-minute boogie is judged inconclusive. Or, as the jury foreman says,
"No sex, no money." The motel's lawyer doubts Peg's claim that in their
one filmed minute, she and Al had sex.
Says Peg: "All right, it may not be sex to you, but it is to me. Just
because you have husbands who can last long enough to time an egg doesn't
mean that what Al does doesn't count... Is a crumb not a banquet for a
starving person?... Is a fig leaf not clothing for the naked?"
Now Peg's off the witness stand. She's being dragged back to her seat, and
she's begging with every step: "You can't do this to Al! He'll lose what
little confidence he has! You were great, baby! Please, oh, please, don't
listen! Don't give up!" The courtroom clears. Al and Peg are alone. He
leads her behind the judge's bench... The hands of the clock spin. Then
we hear voices from behind the bench.
Al: "Now, was that sex, or was that sex?"
Peg: "That was SEX, Al", and she lights a cigarette and exhales
a cloud of smoke...
As this episode ends, the camera slowly pans to show a closed-circuit
TV camera pointed directly behind the judge's bench...
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APPENDIX VI - BUNDYISMS
The Bundy credo:
"When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better
about ourselves." [From CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313)]
Al Bundy's xmas story:
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.
[From IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (part 1) (412)]
Al pays the bills:
Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha
Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha
Living in the gutter, cha cha cha
Early grave, cha cha cha
Alright now, everybody - shoot me!
[From RAINGIRL (419)]
"I Care" by Al Bundy:
When hooters jiggle around,
and I find nickels on the ground, I care.
When a mustang engine purrs,
and the bathroom is not hers, I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound,
and the wife is underground, I care.
But when I've been playing this for days,
I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!
To which Peggy adds:
...and if you really want a scare,
check out his underwear, if you dare.
[From MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND (614)]
"A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy 'til
she becomes your wife" [Al Bundy, from RITES OF PASSAGE (616)]
"At the Nudie Bar":
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass,
...at the nudie bar. [From RITES OF PASSAGE (616)]
"Psycho Dad" theme song:
Who's that...<mumbled>
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!
[From AL... WITH KELLY (501)]
"Psycho Dad" new theme song:
A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold
Might as well, she was gettin' old
Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done
Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad!
"Psycho Mom" theme song:
Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan
Did it 'cause he missed the can
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom!
[From TEACHER PETS (621)]
"Old Aid" song:
We are the old, we've got arthritis
Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis
We are the old, we've got arthritis
We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis
There are people younger, but we heed another call
We really need the money, our accountants took it all
We sing to you, those who have money
Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny
We need your help, so please please dig deep
Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep
We have medicare, and anti-gas pills
But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills
We are the old, [they are the old]
We have arthritis [they have arthritis]
Once we were gods, now golf excites us [golf excites 'em]
So write a check (a really big one), for our december
There's one more verse, but we can't remember...
[From ROCK OF AGES (709)]
Christmas jobs for Al:
With twelve days till christmas,
your family got for you:
12 days fruit picking,
11 offramp selling,
10 toilets cleaning,
9 digging graves,
8 snaking sewers,
7 spearing rats,
6 training guard dogs,
5 giving blood!
4 crash-test dummying,
3 jobs roach-killing,
2 jobs dog catching,
and one job santa-ing at the mall.
[From CHRISTMAS (712)]
Marcy's song for Santa-Al:
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes,
he's as bald as he can be.
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
He's into old age,
making minimum wage,
he's as bald as he can be...
[From CHRISTMAS (712)]
The Bundy credo:
Lie when your wife is waking
Lie when your belly's aching
Lie when you know she's faking
Lie, sell shoes, and lie.
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb.
[From THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS (725)]
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APPENDIX VII - PROGRAM NOTES
Christina Applegate's birthday is November 25, 1971.
Kelly's birthday was given in episode #704 as November 27th.
David Faustino's birthday is March 3, 1974.
Bud's birthday was given as January 22nd.
Amanda Bearse was born on August 9, 1958.
Ed O'Neill was born on April 12, 1946.
Al works at "Gary's Shoes & Accessories", in the New Market Mall.
The Bundy's home address is given as "9764 Jeopardy Lane", but at
certain times the house number was also shown as "9674".
Al, Peg, and the kids play on the "New Market Maulers" softball team,
which is part of the twenty-store and under mall league.
Peggy's maiden name is Wanker, and her family comes from the rural
Wanker County... "where everyone is relative."
Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff".
Steve's middle name is "Bartholomew".
Al's fathers father was named Jebediah Bundy.
The voice of Buck the Dog is normally provided by staff
writer/producer Kevin Curran.
Al frequently talks about the football trophy he won in high school
for scoring four touchdowns in a single game.
Christina Applegate's mother (Nancy Priddy), appeared in episode #409.
Starting in episode #603, Bud decided to start calling himself
"Grandmaster B", in an attempt to do better with the babes.
Here are some of the names people called him instead:
Abdomenizer B (723) Grand Flasher B
Bass Master B Grandfather B
Bed Wetter B Grandmaster Virgin
Bellringer B (521) Grandpappy B
Butt-wagger B Grasshopper B
Crossdresser B (521) Grave Digger B
Dishwasher B Grinchmaster B
Dustbuster B Stairmaster B
Gas-passer B Thumb Sucker B
Grand Bastard B Toastmaster B
MWC producers/creators Leavitt and Moye have each made appearances in
episodes, and several members of Leavitt's family have also appeared.
Writers Larry Jacobson and Sandy Sprung were each in an episode as well.
Christina Applegate seems to have had some of the most visible success
of the MWC cast, outside of the series. She has had the leading role
in two motion pictures: "Streets", made in 1990, and "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's Dead", in 1991. Immediately prior to working on MWC,
Christina was a regular on the ABC police drama "Heart of the City".
Her character was 14-year old Robin Kennedy, daughter of the series'
star, a police detective played by Robert Desiderio. This show debuted
in September 1986, and lasted less than a season.
MWC staff members Kevin Curran and Larry Jacobson were both previously
employed as writers for Late Night with David Letterman. Jacobson
appeared in many comedy bits on Dave's show, and he has followed this
up by appearing several times on MWC.
NOW Comics has a series of comic books based on Married With Children
which started back in 1990. To date there have been over 20 issues.
Married With Children is produced by Columbia Pictures Television,
and the show is taped on Friday nights at the following location:
Sunset-Gower Studios
1438 N. Gower Street
Los Angeles, CA 90028
Send letters to "Married With Children" at the same address,
if you wish to write any members of the cast or crew.
Syndication notes:
Four episodes that originally aired on the Fox network were omitted
from the 1991 syndication package. All of these were excellent and
very funny shows, and all of them dealt with SEX...
39. 12/11/88 A PERIOD PIECE (301)
41. 01/15/89 HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER (306)
48. 03/12/89 CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313)
75. 02/25/90 WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND (418)
[Update: after several months of playing the same reruns, episodes
#301 and 313 were finally released for syndication in May 1992,
and #306 in October 1992.]
Centerfolds:
The following guest stars have posed in a less-than-clothed condition.
Anderson, Pamela Playmate 02/90 Yvette (501), Cashew (523)
Austin, Lynne Playmate 07/86 Sable (318)
Brandt, Brandi Playmate 10/87 Herself (407)
Carlton, Hope Marie Playmate 07/85 Heather (218)
Fabian, Ava Playmate 08/86 Yummy (417), Honey (523)
Hahn, Jessica Playboy 11/87,9/88,12/92 Ricki (612)
Lee, Luann Playmate 01/87 Fifi (322)
Lords, Traci Penthouse Pet 09/84 T.C. (404), Vanessa (611)
Moore, Barbara Playmate 12/92 Dee Anna (725)
Sloan, Tiffany Playmate 10/92 Carol (717)
Speir, Dona Playmate 03/84 Photo Girl (311)
Tenison, Renee Playmate 11/89/PoY-1990 Macadamia (523), Topsy (605)
Weigel, Teri Playmate 04/86 Jade (218,221,312,509)
Wild, Sandra Playboy 08/91 Fluffy (309)
Spinoff:
In the spring of 1991, Fox started a new series called "Top of the Heap",
based on two characters they introduced first in the Married With Children
episode: "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518). The series was about Vinnie
Verducci (Matt Le Blanc) and his father, Charlie (Joseph Blogna). Other
cast members included Joey Adams as jail-bait neighbor Mona who is always
chasing Vinnie, and Rita Moreno, as Vinnie's boss. It should be noted that
Vinnie is a reasonable approximation of what a male Kelly Bundy would be:
handsome and incredibly stupid. Charlie is similar to Al, in that life
has not treated him well, but where Al struggles to get by, Charlie is a
constant schemer.
The pilot episode of "Top of the Heap" was shown as the second half of a
special one-hour Married With Children episode. The first part was the
show "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO" (519), in which neither Vinnie nor Charlie
makes an appearance. The second half-hour is the "Heap" pilot, and had
no connection at all to the "KIDS!" story. Al Bundy makes an appearance
in a scene where Vinnie and Charlie stop by Gary's Shoes to talk to him.
Al, it turns out, had bet on Vinnie's boxing match the night before and
lost his T.V. as a result. At the end of the episode, while Vinnie and
Charlie sleep, a masked figure enters the Verducci apartment through the
window. The mask is lifted to reveal Al, who steals the Verducci's TV.
Subsequent episodes would feature cameo appearances by MWC characters
Kelly and Bud Bundy. The series was canceled after only a few months.
The Vinnie Verducci character was later reprised for a short appearance
in the MWC episode "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)" (609).
In June 1992, Fox once again tried to reprise the Vinnie character in
the short-lived series "Vinnie and Bobby". MWC co-creator Ron Leavitt
was partially responsible.
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Many thanks go to Jim Dean, who acted as the chief beta tester and
proofreader for this guide and in addition contributed the sections
on Top of the Heap, the lost show, and centerfolds. Also, thanks to
Jim Trethewey who did a great job capturing and digitizing the MWC
logo screen for the cover page, Brian Neale and John Lavalie for
filling in missing air dates, and Dennis Kytasaari for the last few
missing titles...
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