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From: NGSIPPEL@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu (Norman G. Sippel)
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Date: 29 Dec 93 05:00:55 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy,alt.fan.ren-and-stimpy,alt.answers,news.answers
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Subject: The Ren & Stimpy Show: Episode Guide
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Archive-name: ren-n-stimpy/guide
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Version: Sun Jan 16 12:44:44 EDT 1994
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Written-by: Nick Sayer
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Edited-by: Norman Sippel
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The Not-So-Official Ren & Stimpy Episode Guide
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Written By: Nick Sayer
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Cowritten and Edited By: Norman Sippel
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This episode guide doesn't list all the episodes, rather all the components
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that seem to be arranged in random pairs to make a half-hour show. Though the
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component arrangements don't shift around, they aren't logically connected
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either, except for the connection between "Untamed World" and the
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"Crocostimpy" WWDTT, and "Stimpy's Big Day" and "The Big Shot".
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This guide will be posted along with the other Ren And Stimpy documents onto
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the Internet every two weeks. It also can be received by those who do not
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have UseNet access by sending electronic mail to
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ren-n-stimpy@aug3.augsburg.edu. See the FAQ for more details about it.
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Copyright Acknowledgment: Before the Not-So-Official R&S Guide continues,
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I want to acknowledge the copyrights and trademarks of Nickelodeon, Viacom,
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and all the other companies which are mentioned in this document and the other
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two (Encyclopedia, FAQ). The purpose of the R&S documents (FAQ, Guide,
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Encyclopedia) are to inform people, and the documents are kept in my spare
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time and are kept for no profit.
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Site File Access: This document, if kept on a BBS or a FTP site, must be
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kept in a public access section and be available for free; otherwise, the
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site/BBS may not carry this document or the other two R&S documents.
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Guest Appearences:
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Brother From The Same Planet (An Episode From The Simpsons)
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There was a short sequence from "The Simpsons" where Bart and his big
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brother watches cable, and the audience watches R&S with him. Ren and
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Stimpy discuss table manners and Stimpy's cooking.
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The Front (An Episode From The Simpsons)
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R&S's slide at the TV awards is lost when they show the category for TV
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cartoons. (A Matt Groening commentary on R&S's production schedule :D :)
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Product Commercials:
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Frosted Mini-Wheats (Kellogg's)
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Opening sequence: A father and daughter on her eating habits.
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The cartoon: R&S are underwater. Ren yells, "Stimpy, can't you see I'm
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drowning!" Stimpy, who's next to him, says, "I'll Save Ya!" And then they
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scream. Then they realize they are in a keychain full of water, which is the
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advertisement is trying to get people to send away for with two UPC Codes
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(Proofs Of Purchase). The keychain has elements of SNICK in it.
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(I'm getting mine--does anyone have extra proofs they want to send to me? :)
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Corn Pops (Kellogg's)
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Opening sequence: A old man and his grandson go fishing.
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The cartoon: R&S are screaming because something is falling on them--a pair
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of shorts! :) Unfortunately, it's not PTM's manly shorts, but a pair of
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regular shorts with R&S prints on it. Send two UPC Codes (Proofs Of
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Purchase) and $6.95 for each pair.
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Music Videos:
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Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Like the RCKY Theme video, it uses all the same
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The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Theme
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Using the same animation as in the episode, this is the current musical hit
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on the Canadian music station, MuchMusic. MuchMusic is the only one playing
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it currently.
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Fire Dogs
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It is a compilation of the episode "Fire Dogs" and other clips, from Son Of
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Stimpy to Visit To Anthony. MTV is playing it currently.
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Space Madness (Or is it another one??)
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No details yet, but has turned up on MTV according to rumor.
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Season 1:
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Long stuff: Each of these is about 7 to 8 minutes.
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Big House Blues
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The characters are introduced, then run over and scraped up by the
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dog catcher. They spend the night in the pound and Ren is rescued
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by a little girl the next morning (who mistakes him for a poodle
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after Stimpy coughed up a hairball on him). Ren won't go, though,
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unless Stimpy comes too.
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The Boy Who Cried "Rat!"
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After rummaging through a dumpster for some food, Ren has an idea
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how they can make a dishonest living ("WORK?! Have you lost your
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MIND?!"). Ren sneaks into a house and cuts into the wall. Stimpy
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arrives the next morning bearing the title "Professional Mouse Catcher"
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and chases Ren (throwing himself into the role, complete with Mickey
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ears and sound effects ["Squeak! Squeak, I tell you! Squeak!"]) around
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the house.
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Fire Dogs
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Our heroes are down to Stimpy's last grain of litter, so they have
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to find jobs. They see a poster indicating positions open for
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fire dogs (dalmations only). Ren grabs a can of "Dalmation Paint"
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("What do you see, Stimpy?" "Ugly black spots." "Good! Now shut
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up and look stupid!") and they're hired. They go on a call and
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become heroes.
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Nurse Stimpy
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Ren gets sick and Stimpy has to nurse him back to health. Stimpy gives
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him a complete examination and makes him take some "All Purpose Icky
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Tasting Medicine". A few months later, Ren makes a miraculous recovery,
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but now Stimpy's sick! As Ren says, "Now it's MY turn!!"
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Stimpy's Big Day
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The Big Shot (Part Two of Stimpy's Big Day)
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Stimpy enters a TV contest for Gritty Kitty Litter against Ren's advice.
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To Ren's surprise, Stimpy wins $47,000,000 & is driven off to Hollywood
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to guest star on the "Muddy Mudskipper Show". Ren is jealous, but after
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a few weeks finds he's missing Stimpy (despite seeing him on every
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channel on the TV). Some good cartoon spoofs (The Jetsons, Yogi Bear,
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and Popeye among others).
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Stimpy's Invention
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Stimpy invents lots of silly things and has Ren try them out. Ren is
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not happy with these inventions, so Stimpy makes a "Happy Helmet"
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to make sure Ren is never unhappy again. The result is even more
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psychotic than "Space Madness." Includes the now-famous
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"Happy Happy Joy Joy" song.
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Untamed World
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Vicious and excellent spoof of "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom".
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[Reports from Spumco state that this one was called "Nature Show"
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internally]
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Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy:
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Black Hole
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Their space ship is sucked into a black hole. They wander around
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on a strange planet therein which has a mutating effect on them,
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discover the universe's repository for missing left socks,
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and miss the bus back to Jersey City. Could this be the end?
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Space Madness
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Our heroes are on a ridiculously long (36 year) space voyage. Being
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stuck in a spaceship with Stimpy could drive just about anyone nuts,
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but Ren totally loses it. He ends up assigning Stimpy to guard the
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'History Eraser Button' with strict orders not to press it. Of course
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Stimpy's curiosity (not to mention a pushy announcer) gets the better
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of him. Could this be the end?
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Marooned
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Their spaceship is in trouble! It crashes on an alien planet and the
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boys have to rough it. More in the series of most excellent Star Trek
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swipes they started in "Space Madness" ("Interesting." "What is it?"
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"This thing [tricorder] makes some really cool noises!") They end
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up being eaten by alien plant life. Could _THIS_ be the end?
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Stimpy's Storybook Land:
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Ren and Stimpy get ready for bed-time, but Stimpy can't go to sleep
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without a story. Ren 'suggests' that he read it himself, but since
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Stimpy Can't Read, he has to make it up as he goes along. In the
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meantime, Ren dreams the story Stimpy narrates, and gets the worse of
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it.
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Robin Hoek
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Ren as Robin Hood, Stimpy as (nearly) everyone else.
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The Littlest Giant
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Stimpy is the littlest giant in Hugevania. The other big, mean giants
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constantly abuse him (including perhaps the rawest wedgie ever shown
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on television), so he runs away. He happens upon Farmer Ren in
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Thumbsville, who is suffering from the drought hitting his town.
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Stimpy's tears fill the well and Ren agrees to do anything for his
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new, big friend. Well, almost anything.
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(Note: Hugevania has an umlaut over the 'u'.)
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Short Stuff:
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In addition to two of the above 'long' pieces, an episode will typically
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contain two of these. They're about 30 seconds long:
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ad: High Fashion Log for Girls
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Log For Girls with clothes.
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ad: Little Brother
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More "Blammo" toys. Do something naughty and pull his
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string - "I did it. You're the best sister ever."
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ad: Log
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Includes an excellent spoof of the Slinky song.
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ad: Log For Girls
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A log with makeup and hair you can comb.
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ad: Powdered Toast
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A breakfast treat with a superhero spokesman. (From Preemo)
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The Oath
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"Thousands of miles below the earth's crust," there is a secret
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lair where R&S hang out. While we're down there, Ren
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administers the Ren & Stimpy club's now famous oath.
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Stimpy's Breakfast Tip
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What do you do with a box of cereal with a prize at the bottom?
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Yak Shaving Day
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A funky holiday indeed. (The holiday eve is called "Kilted Yak Eve.")
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Ask Dr. Stupid:
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Just like it sounds. There are two of these so far:
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Why School?
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One Hump or Two?
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What'll We Do Till Then?:
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Used to end the show. Ren is saying 'good-bye' to the audience
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and Stimpy is worried about what they'll do in the meantime.
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There are four of them:
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Chase Your Tail Until You're Dizzy
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Kitty Litter
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Magic Nose Goblins
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Play 'Horsey' With CrocoStimpy
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Season 2:
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Long stuff: Each of these is about 8 to 10 minutes.
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In the Army
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Our boys are somehow drafted into the army. They go through
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induction and then meet their drill sergeant. They spend
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most of their time peeling things... Happy Happy Happy...
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Peel Peel Peel... Almost as psychotic in points as Space Madness.
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Powdered Toast Man
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We had the briefest glimpse in the first season. Now we get a
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day in the life... He saves a kitty, the pope, R&S, the
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President, and the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, sort of.
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Guest stars Gary Owens as PTM and Frank Zappa as the Pope.
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Ren's Toothache
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Ren learns about oral hygiene the hard way when all his teeth
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fall out and even the Tooth Beaver rejects his stinky orafice.
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All works out ok in the end though, thanks to Stimpy.
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Out West
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Ren and Stimpy are desperate horse thieves in search of a hangin'
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at the hands of the stupidest sheriff in the west. Includes
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'The Hangin' Song'.
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Rubber Nipple Salesmen
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Ren & Stimpy are, well, Rubber Nipple Salesmen. Stimpy invented
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them, of course, but he "can't sell anything! [He] can't even
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whiz by [him]self." The circus-midget hating fireman is back,
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of course, along with a strangely psychotic Mr. Horse, and
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Mr. & Mrs. Pipe, who get to experience the thousand-and-one
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uses of rubber nipples. Stimpy gets perhaps the most loaded line
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in the whole season.
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Editor's Note: The sequence with George Liquor was cut out.
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Sven Hoek
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Ren has invited his cousin Sven to visit. Sven is even stupider than
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Stimpy, so Ren feels left out when Sven wants to spend all his time with
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Stimpy. When Ren leaves to go to work, Sven and Stimpy play around the
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house (including "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence!"). When Ren comes
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home and finds his stuff destroyed ("My opera records ... covered in
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bubble gum!"), he goes into the most psychotic rage of the season.
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(Note the games they look at while in the closet and that the man on the
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"Electric Fence" game looks like Clark Kent {also known as Superman.})
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Haunted House
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Our boys visit a deserted house because "it's a good place to spend the
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next twelve minutes." They try out the kitchen, the bathroom, and the
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bedroom, just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears. A ghost, who happens to
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look and act like Elmer Fudd (from Looney Tunes), tries to scare them. Will
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he succeed in scaring Ren and Stimpy? There is a gratuitous shower scene
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where they try to recreate an Alfred Hitchcock tale.
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Mad Dog Hoek
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Ever on the search for fame and fortune, Ren enters Stimpy into a tag
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team wrestling. Ren isn't worried about getting hurt ("The match is
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rigged. We're the good guys."), but Stimpy is still nervous. Things
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change, however, when they see their opponents, the Lout Brothers who
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are six feet tall and have huge pectorial muscles. Can Ren And Stimpy
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overcome their powerful opponents? Or will they end up like street
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pizza? (Notice the announcer look like "Mean" Gene Okerland from WWF
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wrestling.)
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The Big Baby Scam
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When Ren gets fed up with his rough life, he convinces Stimpy that the
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the easiest life in the world one of a baby's. Ren pays off twins (that
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look like two Baby Hermans from "Roger Rabbit."), and R&S take over. Soon
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after the babys leave for the race track, Mrs. Pipe comes in to see if they
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need a change. Eventually, Mr. Pipe comes home (with his nipples from
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"Rubber Nipple Salesmen") and plays with his boys. Ren begins to be jealous
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because Stimpy is the perfect baby for the Pipes. Before the cartoon is
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over, Ren and Stimpy end up taking a bath with the Pipes!
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Dog Show
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Mr. Horse judges an all-breed dog show which George Liquor has entered
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Ren & Stimpy. ("But I'm a cat," says Stimpy.) After they pass the
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prejudging part of the dog show (with George's fatherly help), they both
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are to be judged by the announcer from "Space Madness." Will Ren or Stimpy
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win the dog show? Will one of them become worthy of the name "Liquor" ?
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Son Of Stimpy (aka "Stimpy's First Fart" or "Stimpy's First Trouser
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Cough" or "Have Yourself A Stinky Little Christmas")
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While watching TV, Stimpy passes his first fart. After asking Ren what
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happened, Ren calls him an "eediot." Desperately, Stimpy goes searching for
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"Stinky" the fart in the house and the "Naked City." (We even get to see
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Stimpy talking to his "magic nose goblins" about his missing friend.) Will
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Stimpy find his prodigal son? Will Stimpy overcome his depression? (Stimpy
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must be depressed because he didn't want to watch his favorite shows, "Muddy
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Mudskipper" and "Commander Hoek & Cadet Stimpy.") And will Ren get over the
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smell of this show? :)
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Monkey See, Monkey Don't
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Ren takes Stimpy to the zoo for the day! While they visit the elephants,
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Ren notices that people hand-feed the animals and starts getting jealous.
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So he and Stimpy to the zookeeper to join the zoo--as monkeys! You'd never
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want to be a monkey after you see Ren eating a vermin and "Filthy" the
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monkey eating lice. (First aired cartoon with Ren not being played by
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John K.)
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Fake Dad
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Ren joins the Fake Dad company and gets a 7-year-old, 700-pound convict
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(guilty of crimes against humanity) to babysit for the weekend. When the
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child gets into trouble, will Stimpy allow Ren to punish Kowalski? And will
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Ren survive the experience? And what is that on Kowalski's butt? (The cutest
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part is when R&S go on a picnic!)
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The Great Outdoors
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Stimpy convinces Ren to take him on a weekend camping trip. Stimpy has
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the best time, while Ren gets bitten by mosquitoes, burns up in a campfire,
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and gets Beaver Fever. And Grandpa, from "The Big Baby Scam" and "Big House
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Blues," is back with his wife (who's from "Fire Dogs") to join in on their
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camping trip and wacky antics.
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The Cat Who Laid The Golden Hairball
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While Stimpy takes a vacation, Ren is left all to himself. He goes looking
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for something to do when he finds one of Stimpy's hairballs. Ren throws a
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fit, but he soon changes after the price of hairballs goes up drastically.
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Stimpy becomes Ren's hairball slave, and soon he runs out of hairballs.
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Against all odds, he keeps trying so that Ren has his pectorial muscle
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transplants. (Some internetters say that that this is yet another episode
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with the allusion of the fall-out between Spumco and Nickelodeon.)
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Stimpy's Fan Club
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It's another boring afternoon for R&S until the mailman arrives. He brings
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them mounds and mounds of letters for Stimpy addressed to "Hollywood,
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Yugoslavia." When Ren discovers he didn't get any fan mail, Stimpy calms
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Ren's sadness with making him president of his fan club. After reading
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several dozen letters, Ren loses his mind over his jealousy of Stimpy.
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That night in bed, Ren plans Stimpy's murder (ala William Shakespeare's
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"MacBeth"), and decides to do something worse than murder. In the end, Ren
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gets a fan letter and a surprise. Mr. Horse, Muddy, and several other
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regular characters make special appearences--a plethora of VCR Freeze Frame
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Fun Chances.
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Visit To Anthony
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Ren And Stimpy visit their "biggest" fan, Anthony. Nothing exciting
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happens to R&S except they getting pummeled, Stimpy continuously
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spits up hairballs onto Ren, and Anthony catches Ren using the john
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and Stimpy taking a bath. Anthony's father wants R&S to take care of
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Anthony or they are in big trouble! With all the good material available,
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this cartoon doesn't make it for two reasons: blatant edit with a new
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scene where Ren is played by Billy West instead of John K. and the
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material isn't funny. (Another edit is where Father changes poses in
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the climax.)
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The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
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R&S always get their yak, and on the way, they're going to find out
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Canada's biggest natural resource! (A longer description will be written
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when it has more airplay for fear of spoilers.)
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Short Stuff:
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ad: Gritty Kitty Litter
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Gary Owens pitches the new and improved Gritty Kitty with a free prize
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and Stimpy mask in every box. It aired during "The Muddy Mudskipper Show."
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(Note: We get to hear the Muddy Mudskipper theme again!)
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ad: New Log products
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A gaggle of new Log products to oogle at. From Blammo.
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Batteries not included. (Narrated by Gary Owens, PTM himself!)
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ad: More New Log Products
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If you didn't get enough of Gary Owen's new Log products, there are a
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plethora of new action log sets from Blammo for that special birthday
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boy or girl!
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ad: Powdered Toast With Vitamin "F"
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Gary Owens reprises his role as PTM to save the lives and health of a
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couple of kids. (Note: Part of the commercial uses clips from the
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full length PTM cartoon)
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ad: Sugar Frosted Milk
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Another breakfast treat. Four ounces of SFM and six ounces
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of cereal make a well-balanced breakfast.
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ad: Sugar Sod Pops
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A cereal which tastes like a freshly mowed lawn!
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Ask Dr. Stupid
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What have you bean?
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Oath Of Servitude
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Ren And Stimpy indoctrinate another member into their cult membership.
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(With swipes from their original "Oath" animation)
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Ren Hoek, Ace Reporter: "Mr. Horse Returns"
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Ren asks Private Horse about his involvement in the (Persian Gulf) war.
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What'll We Do Till Then?
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Blow Yourself Up Like A Balloon (Billy West plays Ren on here)
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World Crisis With Mr. Horse
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What does Mr. Horse think of the world's situation?
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We have also seen reruns of much of the material of season one in the
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second season to handle nixed cartoons and to play something onto SNICK.
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Now Nickelodeon claims it has put all the cartoons back onto the schedule.
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For your best bet, watch MuchMusic's version of R&S--they show the first-aired
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version of most Ren And Stimpys including repeated airings of "Son Of Stimpy,"
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the only banned episode off of Nickelodeon. Other airings of the episodes are
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erratic on MTV, but the scheduled times on Nickelodeon have been consistant.
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Season 3:
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Premiered Shows:
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An Abe Divided
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The worst R&S cartoon ever made. R&S get recruited to guard our Civil
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War President, Abraham Lincoln. After hearing a rumor of gold in Abe's
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head, Ren throws out all the visitors and convinces Stimpy to be his partner
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in crime. R&S try desperately to open up Abe's head.
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Circus Midgets
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Desperate for a ride, R&S will accept a hitchhike with anyone.
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Unfortunately for R&S, they are kidnapped by psychotic circus midgets
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and are in for a wild ride. The RCKY whale, Kowalski, and the Fire Chief
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made cameo appearences.
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No Pants Today (or Stimpy: That Dirty, Little Naked Boy)
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Stimpy begins an irrational fear of being nude. Ren quickly loses his
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temper over the matter and throws Stimpy out of the house without clothes.
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The rumored sequence where the bully from "Visit To Anthony" lures Stimpy
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into a trap using a pair of pants did air. The RCKY bear, Mr. Horse, and
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the Suburbanites made cameo appearences, and the final climax scene was
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based on "Duck Twacy."
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Ren's Pecs (Pectorial Muscles)
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When a new and experimental techonology for giving dogs big pectorial
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muscles, Ren talks Stimpy into helping him. Stimpy's buttfat is transplanted
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into Ren's shoulder area, and Ren becomes famous, moves to Hollywood, and
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forgets about Stimpy. (Isn't this the reverse of Stimpy's Big Day?)
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Includes more references to Kirk Douglas.
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To Salve Or Salve Note (aka To Salve Or Not To Salve) (Season 2 hold back)
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Stimpy is a sucker for anything. Ren has to keep his good friend from
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buying from a slick "Salve" salesman. (This is a reverse of "Rubber
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Nipple Salesmen.") The end scene where the salesman explains why "Salve"
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makes great toilet tissue paper did not allow for the explanation. Thank
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goodness, the other explanations why salve is good for George Washington,
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dirty dishes, unmanageable hair, and Christopher Columbus did air. :)
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A Yard To Far (Season 2 show that was held back)
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Ren and Stimpy are engrossed with the plate of hog jowls sitting on the
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window in the neighboring yard. Loosely based on Yogi Bear's "Pie Pirates,"
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Ren and Stimpy have one obstacle in their way to the pie: Mr. Pipe's baboon.
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The original monkey was supposed to be Filthy from "Monkey See, Monkey
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Don't." (The original snack on the plate was a "hair" pie.)
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New Shows -- SUPER SPOILERS!!!!!!:
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These are shows mentioned in the various magazines (Film Threat,
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Cinfantastique, Wild Cartoon Kingdom) and by Billy West when I saw him
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on October 6, 1993 at Miami University.
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Names in () have no official title (truly new shows)
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[] were planned by John K. for Season 3
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** were originally scheduled for Season 2
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[The Big Switch]
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Ren and Stimpy switch places for a day. Stimpy becomes the psychotic
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asshole, and Ren becomes a blithering eediot.
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[The Cellulettes]
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Stimpy becomes a member of an all girl group, The Celluettes. His
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superstardom lasts for a whole hour and includes such hits as "My
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Blue Chihuahua."
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(Jimmy The Belly Button Elf)
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Stimpy gets so obsessed with his belly button that he falls into himself
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and meets Jimmy The Belly Button Elf (played by Gilbert Godfrey!).
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*Man's Best Friend (Starring George Liquor)*
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Our heros are in a pet shop and are bought by George Liquor. George
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ends up being a real life Sergeant Slaughter and treats them rough.
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Will R&S survive? And where did the goldfish go to? And when will it
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ever be aired on cable television? Has been sighted by _Film_Threat_
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and _Cinfantastique_ magazines, and it could be re-animated :(.
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Billy West (when he came to Miami University) said this is a real cartoon
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and with Nick paying $500,000 for it, it will be released eventually.
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*Untamed World Two - The Lair Of The Lummox*
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Marlin Hoek and Jaque Stimpy goe in search of the elusive Lummox in this
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thirty-minute edition of "Untamed World." (Rumor has it that some of the
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grosser [aka better] gags have been cut.)
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(Wilbur Cobb, The King Of Cartoons)
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Stimpy wants to become a cartoonist and begs Wilbur Cobb, The King Of
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Cartoons (a rotting hunk of meat and mushrooms), to judge his work.
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Wilbur is based partially on Walt Disney.
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Rumored Cartoons (or Stimpy's Believe It Or Else):
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The following are cartoons rumored about on and off the net.
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Whether they are true or not is for you to decide.
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(If you have seen or heard of one, please send the info. to me to add.)
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Hollywood Hoek
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Ren, in this Pay Per View Event, spends an hour and a half to explain
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how he got into show business. In the last half hour, it includes
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"Son Of Stimpy". There has only been people from alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
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who has seen this, but there is no mention about in any national
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publications that I've read.
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See the "R&S FAQ" and "R&S Encyclopedia" for other shows and information.
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--
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Nick Sayer <mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us> | "Now we can talk to cheese
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N6QQQ @ N0ARY.#NOCAL.CA.USA.NOAM | anywhere in the world, regardless
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37 19 49 N / 121 57 36 W | of their foreign tongues!"
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+1 408 249 9630, log in as 'guest' | -- Stimpy
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