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WoRtHLeSS piEcE | | iSSuE nUmBeR _________) |
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oF ShiT (tm) | | #3 | |
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-= November 1994 =-
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| .oO [= A zine for the interconnected nation =] Oo. |
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"It's Good to Talk^H^H^H^H Rip the bastards off" - BaDs
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"eYe g0t y0uR iNf0!!!" - Stupid, narq helping idiot, lame brain type d00d on
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the IRC
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"k0dEz!" - The cry of the PBX hunter
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"So do you hack computers?" - What a layme brain says to you when he sees you
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in the computer lab
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"Yeah hack computers...with a machete! And if you want for œ500 bucks I can
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shoot the computer and make it look like an accident..." - response
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"KaRdEz!" - The cry of a carder with carbons and CM2 at hand
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"k0pz" - What the carder says as he goes to collect his carded goods and
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see police vans surround the collection point
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Contents
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Editorial
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Staff
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Small print
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Wish list
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Big y0y0y0y0'z to
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A letter to the establishment
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Uncle BooYaa's Tek-Tek Hotline
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Shameless Ear Plugz
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Dah magic eye don't werk for me
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What the hell was that noise?
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Script Count
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Scratch, Smell, and Lick
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Who are these guyz?
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A look into the crystal ball
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Mmm, where did I leech this zine again?
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Where to reach us?
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Editorial
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~~~~~~~~~
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Yikes! Issue #3 and still going strong? Well I got some writers finally!! Yeah!
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Recently while I've been busy distributing wPoS #1 & #2 I received some
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criticism. The main problem for some people is that they couldn't understand
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where the Zine was coming from; some said "Hey is this a H/P zine?", others
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"Mmmm, another damn cybershit zine...". My reply to both is "nope" you're
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wrong, on both accounts. Want me to summary the zine? Well it's "dah bastard
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son of BoW intermingled with a touch of Jolt cola" or whatever that means...
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So take this zine which ever way you want. Don't get me wrong I ain't pissed
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at anyone it's just the if you don't like what you see, tell me or better still
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contribute, improve the zine by all means.
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Since I've stressed that point, now it is time to get angry, remember I gave a
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hint in last month's "A look into the crystal ball" that I intended to have an
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interview with Dale Drew aka Head of Security in Tymenet? Why the hell haven't
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you guys come up with any questions yet? Are you all quaking? Are you all
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shitting your pants? Damn it do something so far I've only had one question,
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if you guys don't come up with strong questions that will make him squirm then
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you've all failed. Now if I don't get any QUESTIONS i will ask him a few of my
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own, and they don't complain if you feel that you could have come up with
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better one okay?
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BooYaa
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P.S. Mmm..zine's a bit smaller this tyme huh?
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Staff
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~~~~~
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It was pointless to create this section in the previous issues because I
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was the only member of staff!
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Head of Internal Operations - BooYaa
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Mercenaries - CyntaxEra, Fungus The Bogeyman, Harl, Mocara
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Okay, so what if the staff is kinda small...
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Small print
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~~~~~~~~~~~
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wPoS is released once a month on the first monday of that month.
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Submissions to the zine must arrive no later that the last week of the month
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prior to the month in which the article is intended to appear in.
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The editor reserves the right to poo poo on your work from a great height if he
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doesn't like, or deem it suitable for inclusion in the zine.
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Editor also reserves the right to hold a article and place it in a future issue
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of the zine.
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The zine is currently free to all those on the SuperHypeway.
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Also under international copywrite laws cutting, pasting or copying any part of
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this zine to use in another zine will seriously get you phucked up. If you do
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wish to copy or use any of the information ask me first okay. So please don't
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make me get angry. You wouldn't like to see me when I'm angry... I can feel
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those Gamma rays hitting me again... I best lie down for a while. Where's me
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cup of tea?
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Wish list
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A more understanding society, i.e. the general misinformation concerning
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people from the "underground" scene. When I mean understanding, I mean why
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the fact the alot of people who are in the "underground" are doing certain
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things to prove that the are faults in the system.
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Freedom of information, to a certain limit of course.
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To re-think, destroy, rm -rf *, the "Criminal justice bill" as it is a
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compromise of our civil liberties. And it sux! Stop the oppression now before
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it's too late.
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My own HTML page? (Might be coming soon huh Mocara?)
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A SLIPP or PPP donated to me.
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A Silicon Graphics Indigo machine?
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Plane and entrance tickets to h0h0 con? Any phriendly karders out there?
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Oh yeah loads of kewl pics... of anything, preferably to do with h/p.
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Big y0y0y0y0'z to
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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United KodezKidz :
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Alfiwalf, BaDs, BattleAng, Cherokee, Codex, Eck, Fungus The Bogeyman,
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Harlequin, Lalala, Maelstrom, Mocara, Phobos, ScoJack, Saint Halo, Squiz,
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The Dark Knight, Uridium, all the regulars at London 26oo.
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Amerikkka's Children (wArNiN" eYe iNtEnD t0 tRiM d1s d0Wn s00n...):
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AntiChrist, Bitsurfer, Carsenio, Crypt Keeper, Cutter (I hate your new nick
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d00d :P ), Dark Tangent, Dead Kat, DeathWizard, D-FENS, Enigma, Freiheit,
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Hellfire, Homeysan, K-D0oD, Kluge, Max-q, neo, Radikahl, Ratscabies, Remj,
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Sidebrn, Skip Jack(tuna), Slacker, SWinder, t00ph, WildChild
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DOTca People :
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HellRazor, Pluvius, and U4EA.
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World Wide Webbedfingered d00dz :
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Afx, Burglar, cF, Fisch, LoNGi, Motley, Phaze, R-A-D, Seven Up, Sicko,
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SPiN-DoC, Stupido, Qwertz
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'The girl next door' type females (? - couldn't think of anything else) :
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Cyntax Era, Lady Ada, LyDiA, Torquie, Xymote (did I spell your handle right?)
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Those Waco wannabes cults :
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ABC Mafia, ANaL, BoW, GLuE, SK, TNo, WHHF.
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Special mentions go to:
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AT&T, BNP, British Telecom, CIA, C18, CERT, CID, COMPACT, FAST, FBI, MCI, MI5,
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National Press, NSA, SPA, USSS, UKSS, VISA (We luv ya!)
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Token Building of the Month : The golf balls on the Yorkshire moors (aka NSA
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largest monitoring site outside continental America, and not the early warning
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system everyone one was lead to be believed.)
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A letter to the establishment
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Dear National Press,
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Firstly may I say how I am disgusted by the way you take information and
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distort it, then re distribute out to the unknowing public. How can you
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continue to pervert information in particular concerning people who provide
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information about how the establishment, corrupt organisations?
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When you cover bbs sysops, it seem that they are all pornographic,
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terrorist, defrauding distributors, and in general make them seem bad and
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corruptive to society, if you will, social misfits.
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The main gripe I have about your unfair and bias opinions is the fact when you
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do go to interview a so called specialist you take their information and
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expertise, then you fill it out with your own misconception for the sake of
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making a shocking article.
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The last point I intend to make is how I find your rantings and ravings
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irritating, e.g. Viruses and how they have brought the whole city down,
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Hackers who break into poorly managed military bases and start WWIII, Phreakers
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who are defrauding poor weak and defenseless Telephone companies, Carders who
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are exploiting a minor problem of credit cards. What it comes down to is that
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you take important information and rape it, kill it, destroy it, and add a good
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dose of hype.
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Yours truly,
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BooYaa
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P.S. Why the phuck are you not mentioning to the sleep walking public the
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fact that Criminal Justice Bill is danger to our civil liberties? st00pid
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phuck headz...
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Quote by me : "A reporter has just been shot? Err, my comment? Yeah I think
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more of them should be shot, it's about tyme we had a culling of these
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rapidly increasing numbers they're worst than rabbits if you ask me..."
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Uncle BooYaa's Tek-Tek Hotline
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Right when I get my Newton OMP100 upgraded I will be examining "Phoney" and
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will try to get in touch with the author? Why because I have come to the
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realisation that the 'Newt' is a eleet phun tool.
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And for the DOTde and DOTau people who's speaker are disabled during dialing
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should be able to get a patch to re-enable the the speaker, again I will get
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more details.
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Oh btw if you DOTuk guys have been wondering why the hell is the DTMF tones
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are not dialing you're favourite numberz well it's because if you have a
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OMP 100 the tones are wrong they're C5 tones not the usual DTMF we got over
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here, saying that I've notice so numbers will dial i.e. try this one out :
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0800-639-866 this is the Newton Helpline, instead when dialed on the OMP
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you get some Recruiting agency? Weird... So if you want the new tones get
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the upgrade from Apple.
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Btw if any one is developing credit card verifiers, internal phone system
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testers, a useful low level data encryptor for the Newton please send your
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BETAs here so the wPoS labs boffins can test it in the field of duty.
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Meanwhile here some kewl eleet ASS-KEY logoz to go (make 'em into your gNu file
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diz's or ziNe logoz) (ed - look in the LOGOS subdirectory). The logos were
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created using a kewl tool for ASCII Assasin Wannabes it's called "figlet" and
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you can get it from ftp.isu.edu /pub/figlet.
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Shameless Ear Plugz
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So you need your daily fix of aYcH/Pee? Let me recommend my supplier, CiTR0NiC!
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wPoS's sister zine.
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-----------------------Start of Shameless Ear Plugz----------------------------
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WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING - WARNING
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A Shamless plug for the CiTR0NiC Journals now follows
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The CiTR0NiC Journal
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is the journal of the CiTR0NiC h/p Group
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Almost unique among the computer underground. A h/p zine that doesn't
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have a bad attitude !! Yep, you better believe it ! We don't go in for
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the in-fighting, vitriolic slagging and character assassanation that
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seems so popular these dayz - in fact we're quite nice people really.
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wiErD hUh ?
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A mix of
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Technical Info
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Comment Opinion Humour
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Techniques Tricks and HardC0re Philes
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Written by those boyz and girlz from the Net
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and some serious h/p dewdz from around the world!
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For inph0: mail HarLeQuin at an119774@anon.penet.fi
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FTP from: corrupt.sekurity.com /pub/incoming
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citro-1.txt citro-2.txt
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citro-3.txt out beginning of November '94
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"In yer face and on yer screen"
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-------------------------End of Shameless Ear Plugz----------------------------
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You too could have this space working for you, send e-mail to the address
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provided at the end of the zine, with the subject line as "Shameless Ear
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Plugz".
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Depending on the next time I read my mail, you might see your advert in future
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issues of wPoS.
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Dah magic eye don't werk for me
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Hi there! This is "Totally useless ASCII clip art"'s cousins. "Totally
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useless..." is on holiday for two months time.
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Magic eye is kinda different from "Totally useless..." since the pictures are
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not as obvious, so here how to view them.
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1) Make sure you are at least 3" away from the monitor
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2) Now squint. Voila! Neat huh?
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Answers to these pictures will appear in next months issue.
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[1] - Are you trying to be funny?
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[3] - Psssst! Glug! Glug! Ah... Proper!
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TTTLLHHOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX##XXXXXXXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX#X##XXXXXXXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHOOXXXXXX))))))))))L8##8XXXXXXXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHOOX))))))))))))))))HHL)XXXXXXXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHO))))))))))))))))))HHL))))XXXXXXXXX
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=TTLLHH))))))))))))))))))))##8X))))XXXXXXX)
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TTTTLLHHOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX##8XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX##8XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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:TTLLHH++++++X+++++X++++++XLLI+XXX++XXXXXX+
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:TTTLLH;OOXXXX+++++X++X+XXX#LI+++X++XXXXXXX
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TTTTLLHHOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX##8XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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:TTLLHHOOXXXXXXXXXXX+++++++LLI++++++XXXXXXX
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T=TTLiHHO++++++++++++++++++LLI++++XX)XXXX)+
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==TLLii)OXX++++++++++++++++LLI++XX)))XXXX)X
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==TLLii))))XXXX++++++++++++L#XXX)))))XXXX))
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==TTLiii)))))))XXXXXXXXXXXXHHL)))))))XXXX))
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==TLLii))))))))))))))))))))HHL)))))))XXXX))
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==TLLii))))))))))))))))))))HHL)))))))XXXX))
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==TTLiii)))))))))))))))))))HHL)))))))XXXX))
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==TLLii))))))))))))))))))))HHL)))))))XXXX))
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I hope you enjoyed this months contribution. I intend to include a gif2asc
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executable and source, if anyone has a written another program which they think
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would be more suitable by all means send it to me uuencoded of course. You'll
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get all the credit if the program is chosen. Also if you want to send in your
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own "Dah magic eye don't werk for me" pictures please feel free to do so.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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What the hell was that noise?
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h0h0h0, betcha ya never worked out what that noise wuz? Well it was a
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combination of the Movie "The wild ones", a bottle of Coke being opened and the
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microphone being rubbed up and down (oo-er) a toilet roll. So let's see if work
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out this month's sample.
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So where is this sample? Erm, well after a whole month of pondering... Well
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actually Mocara (thanx mucker) said why don't I include it as an normal WAV
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file in the actual wPoS zipfile, so I did.
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Instruction
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~~~~~~~~~~~
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1) Much more simple.... locate that WAV file which should be called
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SOUND.WAV it's in the SOUNDS subdirectory.
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2) Now you know it's location load it into your favourite WAV player.
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So did you work it out? Answer will be in next month's ish.
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clue: it's not actual what they said...so this is a sick joke..:)
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Until I get a new sound card I will not be able to do the WTHWTN samples,
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so if you think you have a humourous sample then UUEncoded it and send it
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to mas@zodiac.grid.ac.uk with the subject line "WTHWTN Sample" make sure
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the sample format is .WAV okay.
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Script Count
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Well I've changed the layout of this section, if you all want me to include the
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where these scripts can be obtained, let me know.
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Name Author Description
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Dog2 (???) Hilarious encryption
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Foolz (BoW) A satirical script aimed at the so serious scripts
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Gargoyle (Valgamon) More gadgets than you can wave a stick at
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iNFiNiTY (MiSTiK) A very old script
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Morse (???) Another run of the mill alternative encryption
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Phoenix (Valgamon) A sequel to Gargoyle?
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TextBox (Crypt Keeper) Serious hardware for kickin" backsides
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Toolz (YaZoo) Mmmm <reminisces>, it was my first script I ever used
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XDCC (Xabi) Useful for handling DCC traffic
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XKill (Xtactic/ Another script from the crypt
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Xn4rk)
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If you've found a script that doesn't appear here mail the address provided
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at the end of the zine, with the subject line "ScriptCount".
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Scriptwriters, have you just created that killer script? If so, mail the
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address as mentioned before with the subject line "NewScript".
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I got some mail from 'Paddy' and he's been askin" will I include where you
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can find these scripts (ftp sites), so next month I will adding a new section.
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Scratch, Smell, and Lick
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MMMm, have we got some tasty ones for you punters! An exclusive 0day from TRSi,
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which was couriered through the fastest WaReZ d00d high on Jolt.
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Remember we at the wPoS lab of fine smells can generate most odours, so if
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you'd like to see you favourite smell, send mail with the subject line as
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"SSL", and the body of the message should say what you would like.
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Instructions
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1) Select your chosen patch
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2) Scratch the square patch
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3) Smell the patch
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4) Then if you wish lick the patch
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|____| |____| |____|
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An exclusive to wPoS, The smell of <your telco>'s Seven day old pizza
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TRSi's new frangrance VAN after being blown up (MMMMmmmmmm)
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"Parfume de gNU WaReZ"
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Warning!
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~~~~~~~~
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It's recommend that you don't try this on a monitor as you get nasty static
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shocks.
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Who are these guyz?
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Well here's a special feature on new groupz that appear on the IRC, this
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feature is covering the mysterious and often misunderstood SK, better known as
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SaTaNzKiDz. So who are these guyz? Well let me show their membership list
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cum info sheet :
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SK.NFO -=- STARTS HERE -=- SK.NFO
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[ Satanz Kidz ]
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Satanz Kidz is a group. The actuality of being a child of satan is
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handled on a per-member basis. We are not here to re-structure irc. We
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are not here to put out k-spiffy 'zines for people to chuckle at. We are
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here to look out for one and other, we are here to merely signify an
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alliance (excuse the pun) of irc kiddies that think in relatively the same
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distorted, sick, perverted manner. There are only two requirement you
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must fulfill in being a Satanz Kidz member; being a generally k-rad guy
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(or girl), and having [Satanz Kidz] in your ircname in some form.
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Tattoo's, brandings, and other semi-permanent markings may earn brownie
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points in the Founding Fathers' eyes.
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[Founding Fatherz]:
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HappyMeal - *@*
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Mr. p|pe hed - jacklin@cyberspace.net
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Plexor - plexor@paranoia.com - he's too texan to
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pick a new handle.
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Mental Retard - retard@argyle.sox.net
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[Memberz as of Oct 2, 1994]:
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draftb33r - drunk@and.living.in.the.uk
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whyteb0y - elastic@LAME.CAPZ.SITE.EDU
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_fool - fool@dfw.net - his nick was funny enough
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klueless j0e - rebel@warez.warez.warez
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SH33P - oldsk0ol@iii.net - note: sh33p is dead, but his
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old sk0ol memories live on in [SK]
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crackh0e - noise@en.com
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_kAHV_ - cavalier@shadow.net
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[Wanna-Be lamerz]:
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Skipjack - plexar@netcom.com (note: he's still lame, he just
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changed his nick)
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Reguardless, see all you fewlz on irc.
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, ,
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/( )`
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\ \___ / |
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/- _ `-/ '
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(/\/ \ \ /\
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/ / | ` \
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O O ) / |
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`-^--'`< '
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(_.) _ ) /
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`.___/` /
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`-----' /
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<----. __ / __ \
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HappyMeal [SK] <----|====O)))==) \) /====
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<----' `--' `.__,' \
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"We have no purpose, | |
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but we have eliteness, \ /
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and from eliteness purpose will arise." ______( (_ / \______
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-HM ,' ,-----' | \
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`--{__________) \/
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[artist unknown]
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SK.NFO -=- ENDS HERE -=- SK.NFO
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Okay, lets speak to founding leader of this occult group.
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From now on BooYaa will be referred to as BY and Happymeal aka S1acker as HM
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BY: First may I remark on your most k-spiffy mascot (the lil devil in
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SK.NFO), it's very kewl.
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HM: thankz, eyed just like 2 send a great big greet to the ascii artist that
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never bothered to credit wif it's creation.. although eyem resplonsible
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for the ban-mode version..
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BY: What are you're objectives for SK?
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HM: well, #1 on the list is getting into greeneyze's pants. she's hot.
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#2 is prolly lem0n, hmm.. #3 would most likely be eagle_1.
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BY: Are you deviants?
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HM: we r wanna=b deviant irc.people, SK memberz r supported it thier deviant
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aktivities outside uv irc, tho.
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BY: Do you include fresh virgins in your initiation cermonies, if yes in which
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case I have missed out on something?
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HM: didn't I just mention lem0n?
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BY: Will there be a day when the SK's will take over all the IRC channels and
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send all the IRC OPs to your depths of hell?
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HM: no, p1ker and jayk r always smiting us.
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BY: Do you intend to create a retreat, for all your followers?
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HM: hmm, well, if you don't smell that bad i hear radi needz a roomie
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BY: Will you be selling all kinds of promotional goods?
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HM: we're in negotiations with RiSC over use of the SaTaNzKiDz ascii-devil
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in RiSC's file_id.diz's, they'll be paying us mucho-deniro if it goes through.
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BY: Does SK intend to be in Fortune 500 by the end of the year?
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HM: i thought phortune 500 broque up?
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BY: Do you have a voodoo doll of Bill Gates?
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HM: no, but i have a blow-up doll of J. Edgar Hoover
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BY: Thanks alot for answering all the question d00d, have a br3wki on me
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<throws a c00rs at HM> Got anything else to add?
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HM: WHFF DIEZ, SK AND WHFF R BRAWLING AFTER SK00L AT THE FLAGPOLE IN FRUNT,
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BE THERE, WERE GONNA KICK THIER 8TH GRADE ARSES!#!@
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A look into the crystal ball
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Mmm, just the usual g00d stuff!! And HOPEFULLY the Dale Drew interview with
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questions from you guys. So if you want to send a question mail the address
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provided with the subject line as : Dale Drew Questions. Also a bonus for
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you red blooded fellahz 'The first lady of #phreak' Miss k0DeLiNe herself
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"CyntaxEra" will be answering you problems as wPoS's first Agony Aunt. Also
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a contribution from the editor of CiTR0NiC Harlequin. Hopefully if Mocara get
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the gizmos he'll be able to get the wPoS .MOD file out for the next munf, he
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sez it's extremely eleet and most people mite get bugged out by it. So until
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then, peace out, stay frosty and keep one step ahead of the bastards.
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Mmm, where did I leech this zine again?
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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FTP site :- corrupt.sekurity.com : /incoming/zines/wPoS
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fc.net : /fcnet/defcon/wPoS
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(Thanx Dark Tangent!!)
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etext.archive.umich.edu : /pub/Zines/WPOS
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Where to reach us? (Going Schizophrenic now...)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Wanna send letters, hate mail, death threats, even contributions well here's
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the iNpHo...
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E-mail :- domingr@sbu.ac.uk
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mas@zodiac.grid.ac.uk
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IRC :- BooYaa on channels; #phreak, #doom, #hack, #newton, #posers, #uber
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Telepathy :- <nothing>, I gotta bad headache...
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Lawsuits and people's info can be sent to 127.0.0.1
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