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The W.A.R.î.Z. Magazine
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iSSUî # FiVî!!
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MORî /<-/<00|_ |]00|]îTTîZ
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Wow, i have finally gotten around to to starting the fifth issue of this
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magazine. I have a lot of k-k00l d00dz to cover in the 916 a/c..w00i33!
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I have made a SUPîR îLiTî WANNA_BE LAMER LIST FOR YOU!
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Thuh Lame List
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1) Exodus - Wh0a, bring on the 0-day..pffft, bahaha, fuck the lamer.
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2) Grandmaster - Oh he is cool..he tried to upload me a virus in mail!
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3) Warlord/Exodus - Ya, exodus again, AND Warlord..i think they are in bed
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right now..the SAME bed..fuck them fagz
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4) Ironman - W0w d00d! how 3133+3! fuck that lamer too heh :)
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5) Critios - W00 h00 go s.t.i.f. buhaha, he is a k-kool ansi drawer..
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pffft, ya, he is trying to SELL, LAME ansi..he also is
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uh..um, LAME PERIOD>!
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Now I am going to tell a story about EXODUS.
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Exodus i have known for a while, and he is probably the lamest of the lamers.
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I saw him in public, buttfucking a cop..go figure! What the hell? I didn't
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know he was gay. Shit, until i had some suspicion as he posted "What is a
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pussy?" on some oneliners..then i SAW him..whoa shit, that was not a perty site.
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He was so lame, he had to try and switch his handle. Then he was STILL lame.
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He was noticed in about a day. Anyways, if you don't like faggets, keep him
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off your board..and if you don't like lamers, keep him off..he thinks he is
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super elite..
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CRITIOS-
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Wow, you thought you knew what a lamer was? WRONG..this guy logged on my
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board and actually posted "I can fuck longer than any guy in the world and
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cum more than anyone." This is NOT some STORY..its TRUE..keep this male SLUT
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and fag off your board!
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Warlord-
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Exodus's husband, is yet another fag
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Grandmaster-
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Exodus's and Warlord's son, who is now the new husband of Exodus, now that his
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dad and exodus are fighting right now..confusing? one word..NASTY
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Wow, if you have any more lamers in the 916 to report, let a w.a.r.e.z. mag
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writer know about it! =) i enjoy putting them to shame..
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Stay toon SOON, because there will be probably some quick issue's coming.
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-HeaDaCHe
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