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,',',',',',',',',',',',',',','- w0ol #002 -',',',',',',',',',',',',',',','
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w0ol number tew: the electris santa claus.
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^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8( You may begin)^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8^8
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thank you. ok. wow im happy.
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ok im supposed to be doing homework but instead im not, im writing w0ol,
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wow, arent i eleet mommy. ok anyway, on to the main topic... The Electric
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Santa Claus.,
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ok here is my idea, every home in everywhere should have an electric
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santa claus food processor, it would make melas, and release stuff, and
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when ugly bitches walked into your kitch it would go "ho ho ho!", this
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would revolutinize cooking, it would also keep the ho-population to a
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minumum.. here is my proposed schematic
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/ / \-*
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&| O O|&
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;,.,..; /"ho ho ho!"
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;.'`.; <-- Voice thing
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|'`| \ Food input
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/ \
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>FART< | #$-= |
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| [ $/_. | <-- complex shit
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Waste --> ..@# \________/
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so, now you konw how it works, now go make one, give me it, and ill sell
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it off to the general public, this will continue until i have lots of
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money, so go do that now. stop reading. put away your keyboard, go get
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some pipes and whatnot and assmeble it. ok..
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*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@- NNNNNOOOOO -@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@
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well im sorry you feel that way,
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racoons are the freakiest animals, they are all stripey and they stay out
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at night and get rabid, and have nuty claws, i wouldnt be supprised if
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they are completly psychopathi, i mean look at them, they look like
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freaks.. god.
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`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,Earthwatch.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,`'.,
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wow im reading a book calle earthwatch, its freaky, you should see waht
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we have done to the planet man, some of these photographs show that the
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earth turns red and purple for seconds at a time man, plus there is a
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huge red stream near the nile river and stuff dude, its liek blood, and
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its all fratically, psychadelic.. woah
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yay i got tic tacs, dont you love my attentivness? ok, anyway, im have a
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mission, a mission which is to end, goodbye, yeah, asciitime, here i go
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with an ascii, hmm, ill draw a secene from Home Improvment, it was cut
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out tho:)
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<tim the tool man taylor> hey wilson, i need some psilopshphical advice
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<wilson> heres some fucking pislophical advicse!#!#@!! BITCH!#!
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yeah yeah i know
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his ass is misheapped and his back looks fucked up
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go eat w0ol
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ok
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hmm
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ok heres the end
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T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A ! T A D A !
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the end
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-------+ InDeX +--------
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this is so you can find them:
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#1: w0ol comes from sheep (nettle)
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#2: the elecrtic santa claus (nettle)
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wow
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-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+[ people in w0ol ]+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
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nettle
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(thats all right now.)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_ email addresses _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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nettle:
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nettle@nevermind.lag.novasys.com
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nettle@novasys.com
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nettle@nexxus.novasys.com
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well i guess thats it
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