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105 lines
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oOo oOo oOOOOOOOo oOOOo oOOOo oOOOOOOOOOOOo oOOOOOOOOOOo
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OOO Biafra OOO oO Oo oOOOOOOOOOOOo OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOo oOOO O O oOO OOO OOo OOO OOO
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OOO OOO O #7 O OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO
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OOOo oOOO O O OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO
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OOOo oOOO O O OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO
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OOOo oOOO Oo oO OOO OOO OOO oOOOOOOOOOOOo OOO
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OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOO OOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO
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ok, umm thats a line. and its seperating the header thingy done by myself in
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about 5-10 minutes.(i actually spent time on that)
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ok another line thingy because i like things that come in pairs.. ok um
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guess i'll talk about myself a little bit:
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i'm a 15 year old sophomore
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i one of those tall skinny kids
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(diagram please)
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Figure 1.
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(nevermind this will take too long)
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those stars are my a hair, which is dark brown.
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ok well thats enough aabout me. now i'm going to tell you about my sheets.
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(yes my sheets, as in the ones on my bed) you mean you don't understand
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anything by sombody's elses sheets? Well you need help.
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Anyway, they are really fucking ugly. my dad picked them out which is why.
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he came home one day and said he got me new sheets(this was in november)
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because they were flanel. So i thought that was pretty neato since i needed
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to be warm and cozy in time for santa. These sheets, are beyond disgusting.
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They are repulsive they have a really cheesy stripe pattern as diagrammed(
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i love that word, it rolls off your tongue so nicely).
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Figure 2.
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| = Thin Stripe G = Green W = White
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|| = Medium Stripe B = Blue
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||| = Thick Stripe O = Orange
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G W G W G W G W G W G O B O G R G R
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Now that is the nastiest looking thing i've *EVER* seen just take a piece of
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paper and your crayolas(R) and draw that pattern and look at it for yourself.
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I have to look at these lovely sheets every day and night(although i'm never
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in my room) and i hate it. But since its summer time i'll be switching back
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my vintage sesame street or he-man cotton sheets. I'm not lying i still have
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those. And skeletors face glows at night! It's very neato. And best of all
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i have them and you dont!! Haha i have the coolest, oldest, and now also the
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UGLIEST sheets in the world. another thing i should have told you earlier is
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i don't spell check, nor proofread. So if i make a mistake and i have to
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stretch and press the backspace key more than 3-4 times to fix just forget
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it. I'm to damn lazy. And sleeping is my favorite thingy to do.
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well that raps it up for this lovely issue of vomit. Thank you for reading
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this far. And for you illiterate types, i put in diagrams for easier viewing
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pleasure.
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(More dashes)
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Vomit 1................................................................Intro
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Vomit 2..................................... Part 1 of "Quest of the K-rads"
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Vomit 3.........................................................Masturbation
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Vomit 4...........................................................The Smurfs
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Vomit 5............................................Ozzy visits Sesame Street
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Vomit 6.........................................................John Is Dead
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Vomit 7............................................................My Sheets
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[psss.. The next line was required by my master]
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For your Reading Displeasure
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