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[[[[[ WildFire]] [[[]]]] [[[[[ ]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[[[[]]]]]
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(A "quickie", so to speak)
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A note from our esteemed founder Abraxas: WildFire was in health class joking
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about masturbation when the teacher just stopped her lesson and turned all
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eyes on WildFire. She said "Since you enjoy talking about it so much, why
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don't you write a report on it and read it for the class tomorrow?" Well, this
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is his report on masturbation that he read to the class. He had us laughing
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for hours.
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Masturbation is a natural occurence is a male's life. It allows for
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the release of sexual frustration and tensions that can accumulate during a
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school day or in any activity one can participate in. It helps curb such
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violent sexual crimes like rape, molestation, and sexual harrassment. It can
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also act as a sedative calming the participant, relieving he/she of all
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tensions, worries, and sentiments. I believe that masturbation should be
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allowed in all forms of public transportation, public bathrooms and
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pools/spas, to further enable this natural and beautiful part of humans to
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become more acceptable to the public.
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VOMIT Index
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Vomit 1..................................................................Intro
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Vomit 2....................................... Part 1 of "Quest of the K-rads"
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Vomit 3...........................................................Masturbation
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Smack Smack Jizz Jizz. Oh, what a relief it is.
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