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[[[[[ Abraxas ]] [[[]]]] [[[[[ ]]]]] [[[[[]]]]] [[[[[]]]]]
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A NEW HOPE
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(Number 1, kids! Save it! Maybe it'll be worth something!)
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Call me Ishmael. This is the introduction for the phattest 'zine station for
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the 'zine nation, beotch. This is just the introduction, so don't expect too
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much. We'll just use this for, well, an introduction. This 'zine is being
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co-written by Abraxas and Biafra, and we'll probably get more authors as we
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travel down the long & windy road of 'zine maturation. Abraxas is writing this
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intro in case you care. I'm a Junior in high school and Biafra is a Sophomore.
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That's all you need to know. We're secretive like that. You can reach VOMIT on
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the internet through biafra@gti.net. I proposed actually writing something
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besides an introduction for VOMIT #1 but Biafra says that we have to make as
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many as possible. Remember, kids, it's quantity, not quality here at VOMIT.
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We're writing this 'zine because we're not athletic, have lots of free time,
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and have lots of stuff to bitch about. Some issues will not be funny at all.
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(Case in point, VOMIT #1!) Biafra's will never be funny, because he is not as
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|<-r4d as me. Mine will be funny depending on my moods. Right now I'm starving
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lonely, no one likes me, I have no friends, I'm ugly, I've never touched a
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girl, and my feet itch, so this issue won't be funny. OK. I'm sick of this
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intro (As are you). Let's get to VOMIT #2. I have just one request for you
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loyal readers of VOMIT. (You must be loyal to have read this far.) We'd like a
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new ASCII of our name.
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Index
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(Just in case you missed some issues along the way)
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______________________________________________________________________________
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VOMIT 1..................................................................Intro
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Collect 'em all!
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